Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Panty Thief: At Least On April Fool's Day She Can Lie in Good Conscience


First thing we did? Find the famous statue of The Little Mermaid (Hans Christian Andersen was Danish, of course) and sing Part of My World - to a gathering crowd - while standing near it. (Disney generously sponsored me, if you can believe it! Apparently they were fans of my original Little Mermaid Lip Dub. HA!)

Video to come!!!

Pretty much one of my favorite moments, maybe ever. We were cracking up.

And yes, Krystal & Megs were singing along too! They have the best attitudes. We traveled for over 14 hours total - maybe more! - but we were still talking and laughing and happy when we got to our destination. Now THAT’s what trips (and life) should be like!



Huh. Apparently this Disney lie was Jackles's version of an April Fool's Day joke. Funny, huh? Wow ... what a punchline! (An aside -- anyone else suspect a little swipe at Rambo there?)

But a number of tipsters have told us that just the other day, Jackles told another whopper involving her "three-network day."

CBS interview in 15 minutes, ABC interview @ 4, then taping a segment for NBC in the Flatiron district at 4:30. It's a three network day.10:59 AM Mar 30th from web

Dear me. But it wasn't April Fool's Day on Monday!!! Don't tell me she was lying/exaggerating/obfuscating/otherwise stretching the truth, just like she does the other 364 days of the year!

UPDATE: The lying really does sort of fit in with the scurrilous allegations from Charlsie that she attempts to return freebies to get gift cards, no? That's another form of lying -- and thieving -- right there.

87 comments:

  1. Is she taking a jab at Mary?

    "And yes, Krystal & Megs were singing along too! They have the best attitudes. We traveled for over 14 hours total - maybe more! - but we were still talking and laughing and happy when we got to our destination. Now THAT’s what trips (and life) should be like!"

    Maybe the bad new Mary got was from the Panty Thief kicking her out of Nobsociety.

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  2. The only true part may be the NBC segment. She probably has to film promos for her Taxi Cab Panty er, TMI, show.

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  3. I loved how many people had a heart attack at the news, and were all like she's lying, she's lying!! There was a nutjob on Twitter called QueenAlice that freaked the fuck out on Julia's ass about the alledged sponsorship. Looks like a lot of people didn't bother looking at their calendares today.

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  4. How does Charlsie's revelation not get its own thread or at least an inclusion in this one?

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  5. How do we know she's lying about the Disney sponsorship?

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  6. here is an April's Fools joke JA could play..

    I JA am nice nice nice!

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  7. Ugggggggh get the song name right, Julia!

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  8. Vivid might sponsor her. Presenting Jackles Baugher in "Donkey Punch". A story of a girl who brays for the money.

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  9. Anon6:42: In order for an April Fool's joke to be funny, Jul ... eeeerrr, Anon ... it actually has to be funny. You have to find out it's fake and say to yourself: "Wow, I was an idiot for believing that. But that's HILARIOUS. You got me!" It also helps if the person delivering the joke isn't already known for being a pathological liar.

    FAIL on all counts. That's the sort of thing she could/would blog any day of the week, regardless of whether it was true or not.

    If she'd really wanted to play up the IRONY required of a good April Fool's joke, she would have said she was quitting the Internet. We all would have cheered and celebrated, then she would have returned tomorrow and said: "April Fool's, fuckers!!!" and we all would have then spent the day in a deep depression saying: "Fuck, she really got us."

    Get how it's done? File it away for next year, panty thieves.

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  10. Hustler Films presents Yulia Baugher in "Deep Throat" Whatever goes down must come up.

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  11. Excuse me, need to go bleach my eyeballsApril 1, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    Now I know why she doesn't like to be shot from her 'bad' side:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/wmsproductions/3403198612/in/photostream/

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  12. Hi,

    The Disney sponsorship is true. I know. I almost shit myself, too.

    No I am not Julia.

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  13. PANTY THIEF! Ha ha ha ha.

    I can't stop laughing at that. OMG.

    Who is this person here today who hasn't mastered basic spelling, anony 6:42?

    It recalls a certain Mary Rambin. But no way it can be her b/c she is CLEARLY BEING DISSED by the PANTY THIEF in this THEY HAVE SUCH GOOD ATTITUDES swipe. Hissss.

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  14. "Anon" @ 6:53, why the fuck would Disney want anything to do with that braying idiot? It's not like she (you) can add anything to their brand.

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  15. 6:53, what, exactly, are they sponsoring? thats what i dont understand. they arent in costumes and presumeably filmed on a camera they own. please enlighten us.

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  16. No way Disney sponsored Cruelia. She curses and acts the whoore in public (though she keeps "down there" under lock and key at home).

    All Disney would need to see is the blowjobs on cakes displayed here all day to run fucking screaming from this pig.

    Next!

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  17. Julia Allison Whipped brought to you by Scores Gentlemen's Club..

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  18. how do we know she was lying about the three network day? no commentary/proof just an aside from "tipsters" that she was lying. c'mon, we may not like julia, but let's maintain some journalistic integrity. where is the proof?

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  19. I don't think the Disney comment was an April Fool's joke, I think it was just Julia being sarcastic. Trust me, I abhor the woman, I'm not defending her, I just think that people are so willing to hate on her they'll jump at the slightest chance to bring her down. She tried to make a joke, it failed. Let's just roll our eyes at yet another display of how inept she is as a writer and communicator and move on.

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  20. "Anon" @ 7:31, where are the YouTube or Vimeo clips of her appearances? As so many others have pointed out, she always takes photos of the makeup artists' stuff, the food, the bathrooms, etc., at her TV appearances, but nothing with these alleged 3?

    Where's the proof that she had anything to do with any network that day?

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  21. It wouldn't be too hard to believe that she convinced somebody at Disney to throw her $2500 to shoot a produce a lip dub video. 7:31 said what I was thinking. It's fine to hate on her but at least pretend that you confirmed certain things before stating them as fact.

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  22. Jackles, should you not get sleep after a long 14 hour flight?

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  23. Anons: The tipsters work at the aforementioned networks. No, we're not going to post their names, e-mails, occupations and other identifying information. If it turns out they're wrong, we'll say so.

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  24. Anon 7:45, I agree with you. While I HOPE the Disney thing is just an exaggeration or a hoax, Julia has managed to pull surprising stunts before.

    Fortunately for us, she manages to piss on every good opportunity that comes her way, so no worries.

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  25. I have to say, if you'd been paid to do a lipdub or even to actually sing in a video, you'd probably know the lyrics/name of the song. It's "Part of Your World"... To those claiming inside knowledge that this is real: you're full of it.

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  26. Does anyone have any evidence either way for the lip dub thing? Jeez, I wish she were better at "joking." There's never any evidence she's joking, so even if it's not a lie in her mind, it always comes off as one.

    Anyway, I agree with 7:45 that if she (or an intern more likely) went to Disney w/ her website, that earlier lib dub, etc. and asked for a "sponsorship," it probably wouldn't be a biggie to get $1k ($2500 is a stretch, I think). On the other, Disney is a pretty stringent company, and if they did *any* due diligence, I don't think they'd want the association (condom dress, sex columnist stuff probably come up very early on in a google search).

    Man I wish she'd learn to tell a joke.

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  27. The great polluted lake -- don't you think you're overestimating JAB's professionalism?

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  28. You're all assuming that by interview she means appearance. It could be an actual interview for an on air spot. Or a job of some sort. I don't see why she'd lie about that. Not that it's unpossible or anything. I don't know how anybody, including "tipsters," could know if she was lying or not.

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  29. There is no way Disney would ever do this! I just came home from a semester at Disney World, and that place is such an incredibly well-oiled branding machine, it would never dish out money to anyone - save an A-list celeb - to lipdub one of their songs.

    It just wouldn't happen.

    I would have doubted my own knowledge of the company if Julia was in the video alone, in costume, with a camera crew ... but sweatpants, two other unknown girlfriends, and a Canon point-and-shoot?

    It just isn't true.

    If you doubt it, just think: What would Disney do with this lipdub? Why would they want it from a grown woman, when they could have thousands of little girls lined up to audition if it was real?

    Don't worry. Disney really doesn't need to front money to unknown wannabes.

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  30. Maybe we should email a Disney PR person to see if this is true.

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  31. Disney intern again haha... you can just call:


    Michelle Baumann (407) 397-6397

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  32. OMG, let's all call and leave messages about Julia...

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  33. Yes, call that number. Then watch how fast this blog gets shut down.

    Here's the line. Here's this blog. It's officially been crossed.

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  34. what about calling the number would get the blog shut down?

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  35. I don't know, why don't you call and see?

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  36. Call and state that you are with NomSociety

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  37. Why would this blog get shut down for calling? If anything, I would think that Ms Baugher may get a call from Disney's legal team re her blatant misrepresentation of sponsorship from Disney.

    I used to work for them in a former life - they don't take abuse of their name or image lightly. April Fools joke or not.

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  38. Wow, Jackles is losing it tonight.

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  39. She's foolish in a lot of ways, but I don't think she's dumb enough to make a claim like she's being sponsored by Disney. She's either joking (and if so, wow, she really needs to learn how to tell a joke) or it's true.

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  40. You know Julia, the whole "Here's the line, here's this blog" retort doesn't really work without the sausage finger gestures.

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  41. I've got news for you, Anon.

    As a corporate lawyer specializing in online businesses, someone calling Disney and asking if it's true that they've contracted out Julia Allison to lipdub one of their songs, and, if so, to complain about such a decision, is not by any stretch of the imagination going to result in this blog being shut down. If she's lying, then perhaps David Karp might get a call, but I doubt it. Instead the Disney people would e-mail her and tell her to cease and desist.

    What, you think Google is going to get a call like this:

    "Hi. Disney's PR department here. Someone called us and asked us if we've hired someone we've never heard of to lipdub one of our songs, and we said yes, and they complained, and they said they got the information from one of your blogs. Please shut it down immediately."

    ..... and do as Disney says?

    a. Disney would never make the call.
    b. Google wouldn't care if they did.

    Clue in, bonehead.

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  42. Christian, she was dumb enough to claim she worked for the Washington Post, though.

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  43. Oscar Meyer: The snapping of the sausage fingers, in particular.

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  44. Disney just laid off hundreds of employees. No way they are giving any money to this idiot.

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  45. There are Blogger blogs that allege Dick Cheney has personally tortured and killed people and has a torture chamber in his basement. That Barack Obama is a secret Muslim terrorist who isn't a U.S. citizen. Yet Julia and/or her foolish enablers are trying to suggest this blog would be shut down if people phoned Disney and asked a few questions.

    Oh my God what a laugh. The narcissism knows no bounds.

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  46. This is so stupid. I think she's joking. How many times have you been joking on IM and the person on the other end doesn't totally get it? Sometimes print just doesn't translate.

    And if Disney did throw some money at her? Who CARES?!?! I like reading this blog when there is something to actually talk about.

    But breaking down everything she says/posts/does. This is not content. And for the love of God, DO NOT post other people's numbers. It is classless.

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  47. Umm that number is public information, so please save me the etiquette lesson, Countess.

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  48. It is surely another poorly executed "joke," but more importantly, why does she keep posting the Little Mermaid lip dub? This is like the second time this week.

    Disney would never sponsor her for a free pass at one of their parks, let alone this, but damn if she doesn't want to keep that video on the front page of her blog. Weird.

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  49. Okay I guess I should spill it..


    The new NS sponsor according to my tipsters(spies) is:

    Hint its an Alcohol product

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  50. This is what is very sad about Julia. Her aspirations include "becoming the next Oprah," but she sings Disney songs in bathing suits, uses profanity incessantly, and welcomes alcoholic sponsors....

    Oprah: ur doing it rongz.

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  51. Also having a sponsorship from Disney would mean trouble at MSNBC, as ABC is an obvious competitor.

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  52. Lotta people "crossing the line" with Ms. Julia Allison lately, aren't there? Poor bunny wabbit. Has her got her costumes back for her conference yet?

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  53. wouldnt it be such a blessing to all of us if they never found her bags and POOF just like that, all her dumb skirts are gone forever!

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  54. Hey Traverse, I doubt calling would get the site shut down, true, but putting a person's number on a blog and encouraging its presumably hundreds of readers to call? Is fucking rude to that poor PR woman, and if a bunch of people did call it would look way worse for us than for Julia.

    Bonehead.

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  55. Oliver Cromwell IIIApril 1, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    Guys, Disney sponsors all sorts of weird little minor things. They're a bloated corporation, they can't really keep up with what's hip, so they'll throw a small chunk of cash at odd stuff and see if it sticks. You never see most of this stuff.

    I kind of suspect JAB has misinterpreted something on Disney's part (or maybe someone pranked her) but it's not out of the question that they would pick some loser off Youtube to do something for them.

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  56. It seems like Julia really doesn't want us to call that number, huh?

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  57. Can someone please explain who Krystal is? Does she have a job? (as a stripper perhaps)

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  58. Anon11:11: It's a PR PERSON! Her number is all over the Web. And they put those numbers on the Web so that people can call them, get it?

    What are you smoking?

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  59. You've all gone moon boot crazy! Disney ain't doing' nothing with Allison. Call the PR lady or don't but I don't think she'll give a fuck and she ain't calling anyone back. She's definitely not going to spend her time, her assistant's time, or her intern's time shutting this blog which has nothing to do with her or Disneys.

    Goodnight, gynahs!

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  60. FormerGawkerEmployeeApril 1, 2009 at 11:50 PM

    How hilarious is it that the Jackles supporters are acting as though someone put up the PR woman's home number? Wow.com. Desperate times call for desperate measures, huh? Someone REALLY does not want anyone calling Disney to ask if it's true. I wonder why that is?

    This makes me more determined to call. In fact, I am forwarding a link to her post tomorrow to Ms. Baumann. It's about time she actually got caught in one of her lies.

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  61. Temporarily Posting As AnonymousApril 1, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    I used to work for a major broadcasting company that would get TONS of complaints about our TV shows, changes to our schedule, whatever. Any changes we made, we'd literally get hundreds of calls and complaints and emails to our PR and Programming department.

    My name, email, title and work number was plastered EVERYWHERE on the internet, especially on the psycho fan message boards.

    Believe me, even the company I worked for (which was just as big, bloated and evil/powerful as Disney) would NEVER get a blog shut down over posting a number that was already posted online anyway.

    You really think our legal department has the time? Unless it was a private (home) number, a personal threat against an employee, or a misuse of our intellectual property, our legal department response would be "whatevs."

    Don't feed the trolls -- such good advice for tonight. Really.

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  62. The woman whose name is above is the spokesperson for Walk Disney World IN Orlando. If it were true, or regardless, she does not seem like the appropriate person to call. She represents the THEME park and related media activities.

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  63. As the person who posted the phone number, I found it within all of two seconds online. Julia, I would take the time to head over to "Let Me Google That For You," but I believe you're already familiar with that service.

    And in the extremely unlikely case that you (plural) are not Julia, please glance over at your moral compass and note: IT IS BROKEN.

    Disney puts out numbers so you CAN call when you have a complaint/question. Posting said number is neither illegal nor immoral.

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  64. http://www.wdwpublicaffairs.com/ContactPage.aspx?cid=848caf40-019b-4334-aeab-47ea1ca265b1

    You can always email.

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  65. JUlia,

    Skyy Vodka wants to sponsor you..

    To get he deal you have to drink on camera..go for it..

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  66. You guys are as fucking rude and idiotic as JAB herself. I've worked shitty low-level PR, and if multiple lunatics called me in a huff ranting about some fucking suspicion they got off a blog, I would be PISSED and I would HATE THAT BLOG and IGNORE WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO TELL ME. Do none of you work for a living? It's RUDE. It's not illegal or dangerous, but it's fucking mean to someone who did nothing and has nothing to do with Julia Allison.

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  67. By the way, they put that number on the web so you can call them IF YOU HAVE MEDIA INQUIRIES INTO THE COMPANY. Not so you can rant about something that has NOTHING to do with their jobs and that that person has NO CONTROL over.

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  68. Oh, and brilliant, it's not even an entertainment company person. Great. All you perfectly sane, wonderful people should go ahead and harass the poor lowly PR person at WALT DISNEY WORLD THEME PARK to complain. I'm sure she will welcome your sane, wonderful complaints. I hope you all enjoy how unlike Julia Allison you are each and every day.

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  69. Good morning, Julia.

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  70. It must be odd having to frequently write about yourself in the third person. Just a thought.

    And, by the way, was anyone even going to call anyway? RELAX.COM!

    Someone needs to get laid.

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  71. Ahahahaha. Yes, Julia is calling you as bad as her. You are geniuses. If I WERE Julia, I'd be happy it was this bunch of idiots who had a site dedicated to her. I'd be pissed about baugher and trainwrecks, though. And wwjad. Those guys try to stay on the side of logic, so they're like, funny and stuff, instead of totally batshit-paranoid.

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  72. You are so right!! We are dumb. And not at all funny! And totally batshit-paranoid!!

    DING DING DING!! You win!!!!

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  73. Yes, whatever you do, DON'T CALL the PR person because then she might not like you or this blog! Oh nooooooooooo!!

    Here is their corporate PR e-mail:

    TWDC.Corp.Communications@disney.com

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  74. did you all noticed in her most latest tweet, she out right says that Krystal (or w/e her name is) is speaking with her and MA at this conference??


    "juliaallisonIn Arhus, for NEXT no. 6 (the Nordic Exceptional Trendshop), about to present with @krystalk & @meghanasha!"


    WTF? Krystal isn't even linked to NS or its crazy, pioneering Web 2.0 tricks.

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  75. I guess we will just have to Let It Unfold to see is Clownface Cruelia has a contract with Disney, prostituting child whores since 1960.

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  76. Julia

    I called your bluff. I happen to have an "in" at disney and he happened to be at my house last night. Seems like you're mostly likely lying through your teeth. He contacted appropriate people and you'll be hearing from them.

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  77. ^^^ And here we have it! Eat it, suckers!

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  78. total jing: sounds like someone would kill to know the people you do :)
    i still think this disney sponsoring shtick was yet another sad attempt of her at being hipster-ironic-sophisticated-ish in a haha, look at how i am making fun of a disney icon while secretly wishing to have been a mouseketeer when it was still age appropriate for me, kind of way.

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  79. In Julia's mind it is still age appropriate.

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  80. Hey Jing!

    You appear to have a lot of amazing JABA connected contacts. You know designers who have lent her clothes and swear she's a size 2, friends at Bergdorf's who swear Mary's purses sold well and now you say you had a friend who works for Disney AT YOUR HOUSE last night???

    This blog is now a joke. I wonder how many comments would be written is Jing and Jacy weren't allowed to post for a day.

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  81. The fucking song is not called "Part of My World". It's "Part of Your World."

    Fucking idiot.

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  82. 8:25

    My life is far from fancy but I do have clients at my practice who lead fancy lives.

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  83. 9:34

    I have a combined BA/BFA undergrad degree from Parsons. Many of my classmates ended up working in fashion in NYC.

    My career involves community organizing, therapy, social work, and teaching.

    It's really not that mysterious. Lying, in my humble opinion, is a horrible thing to do. I speak the truth sometimes to my detriment. You can choose to believe me or not, that's okay.

    Peace out!

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  84. 9:34

    My friend is at Bloomies not Bergdorfs. Senior buyer. I have no bergies connections.

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  85. Total Jing is my sister and best friend and I can't allow you talk to my bestest lying slut linecrossing whore that way.

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