Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Brother Britt: Sis Frolicks With Whales Without Facial Warpaint



And so pleasing to Mother, Father and me to notice our brave Julia is taking on serious issues despite her pay-to-bray contract. We do hope Sea World still pays her, however! Grandmother's funds can't last forever!

Just had forthright discussion ab animal rights issues inherent in aquatic theme parks w the head of Sea World pr.

20 comments:

  1. If you want the truth, go strait to PR! That a girl, Yulia!

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  2. "That's not just any whale. That's a Beluga whale, and Beluga is like the Harvard of caviar."

    "Uh, the caviar comes from the Beluga sturgeon, not the whale, which is a, um, mammal."

    "What a strange thing to say."

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  3. Oh, you mean the discussion that stemmed from information provided by Gawker commenters in the shilling for Sea World thread where they slammed the "animals in captivity at a theme park" angle? No crediting again? How strange and worrisome! After all, we know she didn't have anything to say about animal rights' issues and theme parks until MIRACULOUSLY the Gawker piece, the day before she attended!

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  4. To Julia's credit, this time she didn't quantify just how long the forthright discussion lasted...

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  5. Pardon me if it's been mentioned before, but she might have brought rbillow to act as her personal paparazzi. Wouldn't surprise me at all.

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  6. Is that the infamous tennis skirt??

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  7. AND WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR FORTHRIGHT DISCUSSION YOU IDIOT? Wouldn't outlining both your thoughts on the pros and cons of this issue be A-game content?

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  8. As one of the people who brought up the animal rights issue on the Gawker thread, after reading the HST letter exchange earlier this week, I reckon that she HAS to be doing this to deliberately piss people off, right? So it'll get linked again on Gawker as a followup and she'll get more online heat? MAN! Just when you think she can't sink any lower.... I tell you this week she has really revealed herself to me as not an amusing sideshow but a rather a deeply disturbed person. This is some serious David Duke stuff. Imagine all the RAGE that must be boiling inside of her to behave this way? 10 to 1 she goes extreme right wing hate-nut within the next 5 years.

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  9. Smart deduction 11:09!

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  10. 10 to 1 she goes extreme right wing hate-nut within the next 5 years.Considering she's a left winger, that would be quite a trick!

    So how about leaving the fucking political bullshit out of this, especially if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about?

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  11. Talking about animal rights issues is rich from a person who fails to house train their pet, totes it around in a bag, and constantly dumps it off on other people during her "exhausting" travel schedule. Um, Julia? The constant upheaval, lack of schedule and safe "place" and neglecting to give your dog any consistency? That's animal abuse.

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  12. Julia's Tips for SuccessMay 21, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    "When discussing animal rights issues and getting your picture made with a whale, don't forget to flash a little cleavage or dress in matching outfits with your friend."

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  13. redacted paradigm shifter--is she really left-wing? or does she just know that being liberal is what's cool in most circles on the East Coast? does she really CARE deeply about liberal issues? i don't think so. i'm not agreeing that she will go right-wing, i just don't think it's out of the question. all it will take is a right-wing rich guy that shows an interest in her to totally tilt her political beliefs. also, i'm not sure that her parents aren't already leaning right...not a fact, just a feeling i get.

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  14. JA a left winger! Ha! Her parents are dyed in the wool Repubs, she worked in the office of a Repub congressman, she appeared on any Fox News show that would let her on set (Red Eye etc etc) and she's sucking up hard to McCain Jr on Twitter.

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  15. Anon @ 8:43, she has long expressed liberal-leaning beliefs, going back to posting pics of herself on the way to Bush's 1st inauguration, with captions bitching about the wrong guy being inaugurated.

    I don't know if she's left-wing, but she's far more likely to head in that direction that far-right, based on everything she has said/posted. She gets all gooey and giggly over Obama, which is not something that anyone on the right does.

    Anon @ 8:55, perhaps you should get your facts right. She has not been on Fox in well more than a year (not even when her idiot pal Courtney Friel is guest-hosting on their streaming internet programming), but she has been on MSNBC and CNN - both left-leaning - recently. As for Meghan McCain, she's trying hard to get attention for being the anti-Republican Republican.

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  16. I think she adopts whatever stance is popular at any given moment. The day she truly declares a position will be a long one, it leaves out the option for her sycophancy if the other side becomes more sensationalized and she wants attention.

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  17. @[redacted] NonEntity - Paradigm Shifter! - Um Um Um: Wow you're really putting the hate in "hate-nut"! And the nut too! Way to shift the paradigm!

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  18. Wrong as usual, "Anon" @ 2:18. When you try to tie her to the GOP, I'm going to point out the truth, not what you want it to be.

    To claim that Fox News has been her primary TV outlet is a lie, and if pointing that out pisses you off, too bad.

    Anon @ 11:39, she made it quite obvious that she was supporting Obama in the last election. At one point, she was back in Illinois and posted a picture of her absentee ballot, showing that she voted for Obama. She has been JUST. SO. HAPPY. that Obama won the election.

    As for actual, specific issues, we shouldn't hold our breath waiting for her to share any of that.

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  19. RNEPSUUU: I think 2:18 was referencing the multiple curse words in your post. It's not THAT unbelievable that JULIA ALLISON would shift alliances, is it?

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  20. Caroline, of course it's believable that she could shift alliances, but right now, her alliance is definitely not on the right and to assume that she will become a right-winger isn't very credible, at least for what she has apparently believed (politically) for the past 8 years or so.

    And if someone doesn't like the language, maybe that person should stop purposely spreading lies.

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