Saw this cute guy at Met’s on mulberry in soho - anyone know who he
Holy shit, no. She didn't actually post a photo of an innocent stranger out buying some salad fixings and ask thousands of other strangers to identify him for her so she could pursue him, did she?
Pretend you're this dude. At some point tonight, a concerned friend calls to alert you to the fact that you've been surreptitiously photographed by the biggest lunatic in Manhattan and then had your unknowing mug posted on her widely maligned blog. I'm sure you'd be eager to date her, and to wait for 11 dates -- or between four to six months -- for access to her golden vagina, of course telling her "I love you" first. Because nothing says stable, long-term girlfriend material more than something like what she did right here.
Momsers? Are you reading? Please help your daughter.
UPDATE: We just Photoshopped out this guy's head so as not to contribute to the violation of privacy.