Petting a kikacju?? I have no idea how to spell this …
Petting the projectile pooping penguin.
I was very afraid.
Nicely played, Poofy.
But for record? I do better blog coverage (for pay in shots) when I go to media event at Fishlandia in Rostov-on-Don. They basically have sea life in buckets and you look and that it. I post photograph of my vajina next to squid display (tastefully shot) and get 3 million unique hits.
But Poofy try. It sort of cute (in projectile-pooping way).
she looks pretty good in the first picture, but I am assuming the dress is long enough,
ReplyDeleteshould I not do that?
You see, JA, that's what you do. Accentuate the hooters and the waist ... you've still got them. COVER UP THE LEGS!
ReplyDeleteCould have at least spelt it like pikachu you idiot.
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ReplyDeletehehe you can look up her deleted tweets
Marys Twitter:
ReplyDelete"Mary, are you driving...I'm blasted" --@fendi06 I love my mom! She's such a fun date!
7:35 PM May 20th from txt
This explains so much.
ok, i just saw for the third time today some name posted that means nothing and then it gets nuked.
ReplyDeletefor fuck's sake, you fucking headcase who keeps posting the name, we get it. it's the name of someone associated with this blog. is it a relative of julia allison baugher? no, doesn't seem to be. is it a famous celebrity, like demi moore? nope. is it a name any of us recognize or care about? no. it is just some nondescript name that means nothing to anybody but you, apparently. did she dump you? cheat on you? swindle you? what is up your ass?
why the FUCK do you keep posting the name? no one cares. at least have a point to your craziness. do you think you're getting away with something exciting by posting the name over and over again? if so, seriously dude, get over it. find someone else. take her to small claims court. but for the fuck of shit, fuck off.
I love the tweet that says she is away from her computer but she hears that commenters are "up in arms" she also wonders why people are being mean when she was just being sincere.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she gets how sincere the mean-ness is!
Troll hater
ReplyDeletewhat are you talking about, there are nothing but anons....are they deleting here again?
there was another comment with just someone's name and apparent employer, i am assuming. i have seen the comment or variations of it several times over the past few days. some loon is clearly trying to scare/humiliate/harass someone and so the comment gets killed out.
ReplyDeletebut it is fucking tiresome. the name won't mean anything to anyone but understandably if this person wanted her real name out there, she'd be using it, just as all of us would. it's a shitty, nasty, psycho thing to do, i think we'd all agree. how would you like it if someone kept posting your real name and employer here when you didn't want it out there? it is just basic web etiquette and anyone who doesn't respect it is asking for a fucking nasty visit from the karma gods.
It's the same person over and over again, and she is batshit. It's a shame the Comment Sheriff has to deal with so much crazy from just one lonely loser.
ReplyDeleteRussianGirl, thank God you're back. We miss you! Post more often, please please please!!!
Seriously troll hater? Talking about karma on a SNARK blog devoted to being hateful about other human beings? Give me a break.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am anon12:31 ^^^^, and trust me, I have up close and personal experiences with the "loon." Thats unfair to the bird.
ReplyDeletewhy are you here, then, @12:34? what are you doing here? why would you patronize such an evil place?
ReplyDeletetell us who this loon is please.
ReplyDeleteStand down, dickholes! My goddamned pistol is unholstered! I will kick you oily asses!
ReplyDeleteNo one said it was evil. Just don't take yourself so seriously. I'm just having a little bit of fun. And plus no one would even know that was Total Jing if she hadnt talked about (1) where she lives (2) what she does and (3) that she is so fucking smart. She blabbed her mouth. And I don't know her. But obviously someone does and does not enjoy her much. Maybe because she is a pompous asshole who OMG knows Rosie O'Donnell.
ReplyDeletei don't know who it is, k, you must be better connected than i. oh hello sheriff. i didn't mean any harm. i'll be on my way now.
ReplyDeleterussian girl, you rock, and if you're also playing the role of comment sheriff, rock on, my friend. you've got mad skillz.
Real subtle, @12:39. Way to give yourself away. TJ never posted her name here or anywhere else. There are apparently only five people who know it. Nice try, though. The jig's up, sheriff! Arrest this loon!
ReplyDeleteBut someone else did who obviously knows her and does not like her.
ReplyDeletethe reason it's being taken "so seriously" is because it's a serious violation and it should stop, dick for brains. it seems people here know who you are as well. yet i don't see anyone posting your name and employer. so don't be such an insufferable asshole.
ReplyDeletesorry sheriff. gun me down if you must.
I dont know TJ
ReplyDeleteFGE other people know it because it was posted on here a bunch a few nights ago. Once you google KF it's easy to confirm since TJ couldnt shut her goddamn mouth to save her life.
ReplyDeleteThat is really fucking low, I agree. I heard from another commenter that that is the reason for the moderation and it is despicable. Seriously, loser, "get over yourself," as I hear you're so fond of instructing people.
ReplyDeleteNice try JITNJA. It's been going on for weeks and weeks and weeks. Keep spinning and back-pedalling, dearie. You just keep digging your hole even deeper.
ReplyDeleteWHats been going on for weeks?
ReplyDeleteYou know what's funny? You can embed a Haloscan-like program on blogs now and it's invisible to anyone showing up on the blog. I tipped off RBNS to it weeks ago when I saw this shit starting.
ReplyDeleteUh-oh!
Never mind this shit.
ReplyDeleteJA is looking pretty hot in that first photo. And the guy holding that rodent seems to be peering right down her top. I hope he won't mind break dancers at the wedding! Five years til the wedding, bitches!
She does have nice cans, and appears to be braless in that photo. I find it strange!
ReplyDeleteI am a heterosexual man but no. No no no. I just cannot find JA hot. What lurks in that hair and in that vagina that she will not allow any access to? And that braying!! She frightens me just as surely as she terrified the ineffable Alexander Marqardt.
ReplyDeletejulia, courtesy of her sponsors at frito-lay (aka only in a woman's world):
ReplyDeletehttp://tinypic.com/r/5dork9/5
You should move this blog to Wordpress. Every comment is identified by IP, which makes it easy as hell to sort and extract trolls, particularly when they attempt to use multiple names or pull stunts like this. Normally, there's no need for IPs, but when you've got a budding stalker on your hands, it matters. Especially if that budding stalker is JA herself.
ReplyDeleteIdea:
ReplyDeleteMaybe Mary's BS post was a distraction from Julia for a while. It's Just. Like. A. Gossip. Girl. Episode. Or politics.
DISTRACTION, people. DISTRACT!! Whales are not doing the job!
I don't know if this comment is allowed. Delete if you need to I don't mind. But I have to be honest I don't know TJ and I knew her real name. I have never seen it posted here by the troll, but I found it very easily by following the online trail from her own account here. Just out of curiousity. The name means nothing to me obviously. I don't know her and vice versa. No one should be outing people's real names and info here. It is not cool but I just wanted to say, if you want to stay anon or pseudo. then please be careful with what info you reveal here
ReplyDeleteThat's a kinkajou, by the way.
ReplyDeleteJacy maybe we need an open post just for commenter wars. Sheriff can moderate it. But at least then maybe it would at least all stay in one place and not pollute posts of Jaba's Tit Bonanza pics.
ReplyDeletePS: THANK YOU MARY!
ReplyDeleteWow. This is all very familiar. I'll be in touch.
ReplyDeletenot sure what is going on with all the commenter wars, so i'm going to stay out of it. on to "Jaba's Tit Bonanza Pics":
ReplyDelete-she looks great in the first pic. not sure how she does this, looking horrific in some shots, then fabulous in others. i guess it's all about what she wears. the empire line flatters her right now.
the second pic--she still looks okay, but notice how she is tugging down on that skirt, trying to make it cover the tops of her legs. why does she do this to herself, wearing tiny clothes that do not fit!?!? that must be really hard to deal with all day long.
-Russian Girl, you are so fucking fabulous!!
I wonder why her hair looks so...thin. Why use clip in hair? Why not just get actual extensions and call it a fuckin day, Julia?
ReplyDeleteI'm off on a boat cruise today...
ReplyDeleteSee you all later. I'm ashamed that all this drama has gone down in my name. I'm very embarrassed about it all.
Have fun!
Why are all of her shoes so fucking ugly? Does she buy her shoes from the ugly shoe shop? God. They offend me. Seriously. It's been bugging me for weeks and I just can't keep quiet any more.
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion Julia Allison has crap taste in shoes.
The hair is truly getting scary, like some unholy combo of failed Barbarella crossed with Fran Drescher. Not exactly what one might expect from Miss Modern Web 2.0 Paradigm Shifter Julia Allison.
ReplyDeleteConsider the brand, Jules. Consider the brand.
re clip in vs weave: my guess is that in the glory days, stylists would work with clipins as part of backstage makeup, but stylists don't apply weaves -- salons do, and that costs $$$
ReplyDeleteWhyyy does she wear so much makeup. Girl, you are at Sea World tone it down a little. At least lay off the white god damned eyeshadow.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, she looks alright in these photos. But she's in her TWENTIES! It's not really that impressive that she has tits. She's average at best but at least she's back to loking average.
Just lay off the hooker makeup and slutty outfits and move to suburban Chicago and you'll be one of the pretty girls, chubs!
Nice downward camera angle in all the shots. Julia Allison taught her plus one well!
ReplyDeleteSeriously. It's the "Myspace Angle". Apparently such an angle hides a lot.
ReplyDeletesorry 722 I'm not the troll. I am faithful rbns reader who followed TJ's account here and a few things she mentioned and found her real name and identity in a matter of minutes.
ReplyDeletethink what you want. i am trying to let TJ know and whoever else cares about their privacy how easily i found out who she was. maybe she doesn't care, because she didn't really hide her identity but if she does care then I'm letting her know so she can make changes in the future.
i really don't care if you think i'm the same person who posted her name. i know who i am and i have nothing to do with that person nor do i know who that person is. I am writing because I'm trying to warn her (TJ) to make some changes if she doesn't want just anyone finding her name and info. you can ignore my message if you think it's trollish.
just because someone harrassed you doesn't make every anon comment a troll or from that person. in fact your comment is the trollish one in my opinion. i wrote a genuine comment trying to help a speciic commenter here and anyone else who may be in a similar positon. there's not one thing in my comment that makes it trollish. if anything is trollish it's your baseless and false accusations
Uh, this is boring now. I'm bored.
ReplyDeleteTROLL...you are outing yourself again. Thanks for confirming your identity. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteNo comment with her last name here.
ReplyDeleteNo comment with the name of company where she works.
No comment here with her gawker idea.
So the person who knows all of this is STALKING her.
And who cares who TJ is? NO ONE!!!!!!!!
No one does, except the whackjob, apparently. And I too have seen the name, the employer and the supposed Gawker ID.
ReplyDeleteThis is a "there but for the grace of God" kind of thing. The fact that someone frequents this blog and tries to out people's real identities is the reason I will continue to post anonymously, which is a shame. That shit is fucked up, yo, and whoever you are, you're a goddamned asshole for doing it.
I'm not a stupid idiot who is new to the internet. Whomever keeps revealing my identity is wrong on at least 2 accounts. Further, I resent the anonymous individual who keeps posting that they found me through details never typed on this here blog or elsewhere on the internets.
ReplyDeleteYou're going out of your way to make me feel small ands stupid. Good for you. What do you want? A pat on the back?
When will this end?
I've done nothing to no one.
What do you want from me?
Kee-rist some of you motherfuckers are as dumb as a donkey's tit.
ReplyDeleteFor obvious motherfucking reasons, I delete anything that refers to someone's real name and/or that libels any dickhole or twatface. There was nary a comment here today naming any goddamned names until a goddamn little while ago. That comment was motherfucking killed out, and so were the ones that prompted the libellous motherfucking outburst even though no names were motherfucking named in those original comments.
Not too hard to figure out, pansy-assed lard-assed losers. Keep it clean and I'll put back my asslicking pistol.
I will gun down you oily-assed cockgobblers!
"ZZZZZZZZzzzz" is too feeble an expression to describe how tedious, old and tiresome this feud is. Crazy ladies, take it outside and leave the rest of us in peace. It has not a fucking thing to do with this blog so why are you boring all us with it and why have you been boring all of us with it for months?
ReplyDeleteAll hail the Comment Sheriff!
Troll @2:36 ... who but a weird asshole would bother to do that? You are so full of shit.
ReplyDeleteConversation over, I hope.
LEAVE TOTAL JING ALONE!
ReplyDeleteChris,
ReplyDeleteI love you work, honey. Britney has risen again!
Sheriff
ReplyDeleteyou're hawt!
@Chris Crocker
ReplyDeleteLOL
But hello. Only someONE with an ax to grind would have gone to this amount of effort to out TJ's identity, no matter how many supposed "clues" and "warnings" she got (absolute bullshit, by the way ... just more fabrications and track-covering by the troll responsible if you go and read back.)
If not, we are all expected to believe that someone wants to fuck with her simply because she posts too many comments. As fucking if. If that's the case, it would be happening to all of us, and strangely enough, it isn't. Hmmmm.
Man, it appears not only penguins are apt projectile poopers. Go away, already.
ReplyDeleteOh and Mr. Sheriff Sir: You make me laugh (in a strictly law abiding and respectful way), so at least something good came from something bad.