Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Julia: Junkie Can't Put Down The Crack Pipe


Tweet No. 1:

I'm trying to plan a REAL non-blogging, non-tweeting, no laptop usage vacation for next week, and it's giving me heart palpitations.

Tweet No. 2:

Vacation will only be three days. I can't stand any longer than that. Also, this would be first non-working trip in two years.

Work, she calls her Internet addiction and OMG OMG Randi Zuckerberg OMG OMG conference-attending coat-tail riding. Work!

19 comments:

  1. Non-working trip? I must've missed the detailed Davos coverage and interviews. Not to mention CES, Munich, Denmark and San Fran.

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  2. you mean a no-date week?

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  3. Julia "works" really hard both in NY and at all of her conferences, y'all! Hooking out of your apartment AND being a traveling escort (Davos piano bar anyone?) is A LOT of work, OK? I think Foo Camp was her only "non working" trip - why do you think she tweeted about being treated like an actual person?

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  4. In fact wasn't her entire Davos experience hanging out in piano bars with Nouriel Roubini? Did she actually attend a WEF session?

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  5. Snap on the piano bar!

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  6. Friend: How was foo camp, btw?
    Me: It was pretty awesome, actually. They treated me like a person, not like a [call] girl.

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/99579323-0-0

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  7. To infer that Julia is an escort is very rude and can have a long lasting effect on her future career goals. Seriously, give the girl a break.

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  8. @Gal About Town: I think that is Julia's future career goal. Well, that or marrying rich and inflating rapidly.

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  9. Google Julia Allison or Julia Baugher, or just check her Gawker tag. INFERENCE that most people won't assume is true is the LEAST of her problems for her "future career goals". I'm pretty sure here future ones are the same as the old one though, do nothing and make fuck you money. Sad :( Have a nice day!!

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  10. Gal About Town - Julia said it herself - she wants to make Fuck You Money. No two ways to read that. Sister wants to get paid for sexytimes.

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  11. Gal-lia About Town,

    Who's inferring? I think peeps are saying it outright.

    And calling her out on plaigerism is okay for a journalistic career but being an aledged call girl isn't?
    The Mayflower Madame is laughing her ass off.
    Stephen Glass, not so much.

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  12. Didn't she take a trip to someplace tropical with Lodwick like a year ago? How the eff was that even remotely "work"? Or did she just block the whole Lodwick chapter out of her memory?

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  13. yeah, dominican republic. riding on a horse, lipdubs, exporting the crazy.

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  14. Julia had an extended contract with JL. She ain't giving away those bjs for free hon!

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  15. I think the allegation that Julia Allison is an hooker... oh, sorry- that Julia Allison is an ESCORT is probably based in truth. It really does clear up quite a bit about her financial situation- the wildly fluctuating resources, the drastic spending then complaining she is broke, the 11:30pm Sunday night "dates."

    Come on now, the girl clearly has never had a problem leveraging her looks for $$... this would fit right in with her Madonna/Whore/Self Hatred NPD.

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  16. Momsers in reply to Twitter (lie) No. 2: That's such a strange thing to say, bunnikins. Are you implying your trip home to Chicago at Easter was work? Sad. :(
    Arianna Huffington in reply to Twitter (lie) No. 2: What a strange thing to write. Are you now admitting that you were working on your trip to Washington during Obama's inauguration? Yes, I was informed that you had waltzed yourself into my ball(too late to notify security as by then you had already smartly left). So are you now admitting that you did "cover" my party? It was lovely wasn't it? But who then published your report? Where was it filed? I'd be most interested to see the final copy and also have a word with the editor who authorized you to trespass sereptitiously where you were deliberately not welcome!

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  17. Ski trip to Aspen with Daddy? Work, yo.
    And work is HARD! You have no idea what's involved in mouthing the words to a song you're listening to on the ipod while your brother points the camera. We were sitting in a gondola, yo! It's sooooo exhausting!
    And that video of my little marshmallow Lilly running around my parent's backyard? Exhausting y'all. I. kid. you. not.
    I was up all night so excited about those frenetic ineffable 45 seconds of sheer web 2.0 magic I could. not. sleep!
    Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be bloggers! xo

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