Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Yulia: Next stop, menopause


Okay, so what do you think of this one?
(How did people ever decide on anything without the iPhone camera???)

I know how people did it. THEY OPEN OWN EYES AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!

So Yulia get in the time machine again and punch button marked "super-duper, scary-fast." As of today, she is 53. IT IS SO SAD SHE CANNOT HAVE THE BABIES NO MORE, PEOPLES!

And then she tweet this just now:
Going to meet Gloria Steinem, who's having dinner with Randi. Sort of freaking out.

It okay, Poofy. Gloria will simply confuse you with Lady Bird Johnson. Who die almost two years ago. But Gloria will have a couple glass of wine, see you in your dotage and get all mushy in the head and be happy to see the Lady Bird again. (I understand. I mushy in the head every day after about 16 vodkas. Though I start in the morning.)

WOMEN'S LIB!!!!!!!!

49 comments:

  1. Reposted from the last thread because it's more topical here:

    Julia's latest tweet about meeting Gloria Steinem really pisses me off for some reason. I think one of her most loathsome habit is the way she invokes feminism whenever it seems to benefit her, despite having no concept of what feminism actually stands for. If she did understand it, she would understand that most of her values and much of her behavior is decidedly anti-feminist. I would call it hypocritical, but she's so willfully incurious that she doesn't even know enough to know she's being hypocritical. It's just downright, inexcusable ignorance and it makes me inordinately angry.

    I can just imagine Julia meeting Gloria Steinem. "Oh hai there! Iz a femnininist 2! Wanna take a kissy face pic wit me??"

    I met Steinem myself recently (at an open-to-the-pubic academic conference - I don't have any super special friends or important connections), and I was humbled by how strong her presence is. She's an intellectual heavyweight. She is poised, measured and well-spoken, but also gracious and unassuming. She is the complete opposite of Julia in all the best possible ways. And what irks me the most is that Julia isn't even intelligent or perceptive enough to realize it. She's probably walk away from dinner thinking that she and Gloria really clicked.

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  2. Records CustodianMay 6, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    God, I will pay cash money to anyone who tweets her to ask Gloria Steinem's expiration date.

    Baugher bucks, people. The very same that Julia makes from her website.

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  3. Oh Russian Girl. My God, when you bring it, you really fucking bring it.

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  4. RC: Oh please, please someone do it!!!

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  5. That dress makes her look huge. She can not be happy about wearing that dress.

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  6. For the record, Lady Bird Johnson was petite. And she rock the hizzy.

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  7. She looks like a fucking tank!

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  8. If anyone wants to insist that Julia has a "teeny, tiny waist' from this point out, I think we should auto-direct them to this picture.

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  9. I guess she took the head pelt out as well.

    I don't think she looks like a tank here. She just looks like a normal, middle-aged housewife who decided to come in between soccer practices to try on some ball gowns for her husband's upcoming orthodontist conference in Hoboken. He's the keynote speaker.

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  10. What's the difference between a pig and Julia Allison?


    The pig would look better in that dress.

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  11. RC - tweet posted. You can paypal me the money @ ibrungit@forthewin.com

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  12. Wow, you can really tell how much her contrived "posing" in every single fucking left side of her face, tits jutted out, hips angled, neck stretched, chin down, one foot behind the camera poses are amazing flattering... because here she looks ... like every other wide load gal out tryin on ball gowns for a thrill!

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  13. Would have never recognized it as her. Never. Just shows how fake all her other pics are!

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  14. Now, now, stop the body snarking, there's just more of her to love.

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  15. Man this is a sad picture, it just has this aura of *sadness* to it. Weird.

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  16. Meh, I like this better than yet another teapot pose fake looking pic. At least she looks normal here.

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  17. I agree. She looks normal here. She looks like a demented freakazoid in those other hyper-posed shots.

    Let it all hang out, Jankles!!

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  18. Jack the BulldogMay 7, 2009 at 12:23 AM

    Julia Allison Baugher would literally cry "rape" to professors as her excuse for not turning in assignments, and this braying, dishonest jackass is going to meet the mother of second wave feminism, the woman who took on the Playboy Club, exposing their plantation mentality? Think I already feel the vomit coming up. "Gloria Steinem and I, did I say "Steinem," talked for over three hours about the future of feminism and TMI's role in the fourth wave. Blah, blah, blah, RANDI ZUCKERBURG!!! Blah, blah, blah, Gloria Steinem and RANDI!!!, blah, name drop, blah . . ."

    I hope Steinem isn't polite and rips Jackles a new asshole.

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  19. I hope Steinem asks Toolia "So, what is it you actually DO for a living?"...

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  20. Records CustodianMay 7, 2009 at 12:30 AM

    PP, I am so pleased. That is worth three months' nonsociety salary - just like I'll spend on your engagement ring.

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  21. Steinem will read Julia like a cheap paperback in about 10 seconds. And Julia, do remember to mention that your mom was a speechwriter for Nixon, OK? Gloria was a huge Nixon fan and will be so impressed. And bring along an Easter lolita photo. Plus--any shots with bunny ears? Gloria will LOVE those ;-)

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  22. @jack the bulldog: wait, back up. "Cry rape"? Are you kidding??? Even without the backstory, that makes me furious!!! Please expand.

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  23. @ jack the bulldog: Finally! You're back! Seriously, this is getting weirder and weirder with this girl. Why in the hell would she cry rape over an assignment? She just boggles my mind. It's sad to say, but I'm honestly scared for her. I've never seen anyone who screams "suicide watch" in more ways than one. She has very real mental problems. I think her backstory would probably help piece together exactly what it is that's wrong with her.

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  24. Um, I think Randi would be having dinner with Gloria Steinem, not the other way around.

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  25. Vimeo - julia and Gloria - Women's Lib-dub in 3, 2.....

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  26. haha partypants! what song would they lipdub to?

    I'm thinking "The Bitch is Back" Elton John

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  27. julia would pick something ignorant like 'winds of change'.

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  28. "If I had known when I was 12 years old and reading MS. magazine that I would one day sit and talk with Gloria Steinem … I think I would have had a 7th grade heart attack."

    Is she trying to demean Gloria Steinem by saying that she hasn't been important for 15 years? Or is she trying to demean herself by saying that she hasn't thought critically about any relevant issues in that long? I really don't understand what she's trying to convey here, but I'm pretty sure it pisses me off.

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  29. Next stop menopause?

    Russian Girl, I think we can all agree she is already dried up.

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  30. oh please. the only magazines julia can focus on are vogue, highlights, true romance, and those totally outrageous magazines that come with Jem dolls. ms. my ass.

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  31. Johnny OptionalMay 7, 2009 at 6:12 AM

    Looks like a maternity dress.

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  32. "How did people ever decide on anything without the iPhone camera???"

    They go to try on dresses in the company of one or more people called friends. Look it up, you might find that concept interesting.

    Re: Gloria Steinem
    Oh well, I'm sure it was an interesting experience for Steinem to see that there's still a lot of work to be done. It's not like Julia was getting a prestigious lectureship in women's studies or something, that would piss me off. As usual, she tagged along to someone else's engagement she had no business being at. I wonder what she thought about Steinem's attractive non-botoxed face.

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  33. Gloria Steinem is an amazing woman and a tremendous presence. Let us never mention her evening with Julia again! I get a tummy ache just thinking about it. IS was reading Ms. as a kid but something got lost in translation in her brain...

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  34. That aura of sadness over the dress fitting session is Julia Allison realizing that she doesn't look like the models from the designer's website - she just looks like a regular old average frump. Nothing wrong with that although it does please me to see Julia Allison perhaps finally waking up to what we've known for years: that she is no one special.

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  35. So sad. Guess she's going to dazzle us the night of the ball. Who cares? Not a word about her past experiences at the dinner, especially how this year is going to be so different -- new administration, new dynamics between politicos and media -- and yet, uh, the dressss. Especially shallow next to her picture with Gloria.

    Oh but wait and see if she doesn't try to string a few sentences together after reading this.

    Wonder if she spent the whole dinner talking about that -- the dress and her exhausting travel schedule? I don't understand why Randi is ruining her reputation like this.

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  36. Anon 8:52, you are giving Julia Allison waaaay too much credit if you think she'll say anything meaningful at all about the WHCD. The ONLY reason she wormed her way in via Randi Zuckerberg is to get to wear a dress and take pictures with famous people. She really has not changed AT ALL in the past five years - if ever. Julia really is incredibly stupid - you can really tell when you watch those lecture videos below.

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  37. That mauve tiered dress made Julia Allison's hips and ass look HUUUUGE -
    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/104371670-0-0

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/104373851-0-0

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  38. Sorry anon...but I actually LIKE that tiered dress.

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  39. Julia isn't fat, but she does need to develop a little self-awareness.

    For one thing, she should cover her upper arms. For another, she shouldn't wear things that flare out at the hips.

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  40. A couple of those looked decent on her. The one up there is horrendous and looks like something out of the early 90s.

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  41. I thought we hated black Toolia?

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  42. i've been reading for a while, seeing the "i went to an important meeting with brilliant people with big ideas but am too tired to post about it so here are some photos of me with them" posts and waited for the next time when there would be some insightful commenting or at least firsthand reporting about what the brilliant people said and did, and finally figured it out: that.is.all.there.is

    so empty

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  43. This is suspect: Going to meet Gloria Steinem, who's having dinner with Randi. Sort of freaking out.

    Having dinner with Randi and Ms. Steinem and who else though? About 20 other people? Is it some kind of talk/event/meet-up? Or is it really a one-on-one with Randi? Is Miss Zukerberg expensing this trip to NY as offical Facebook business?
    Sure the two attention whores got got their pictures taken with Steinem so they could blog it but what's really going on behind the scenes? Just asking.

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  44. Randi confirmed that it was a private dinner on her Twitter. Probably for the benefit of us haters. And these days, I sure do hate the fug Zuckerbergs. They fucked up the Friends page on Facebook and I'm bitter. :(

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  45. Julia Allison Baugher is looking ... um ... not "larger than life" as you might refer to someone who actually regal in their bearing, but kinda walmart queen sized, you know, or like those beds for people with tiny rooms that don't fit a California king.

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  46. narcissist headbandMay 7, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    crazytrain--very well put. you have been able to put words to my incoherent rage. i tried to post something on the other thread about how this steinem meet-up was all kinds of wrong, but i couldn't find the words.
    i am also furious that she gets to attend the WHCD. who wouldn't love to be there this year? why does this idiot get these opportunities? the world isn't fair.

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  47. Steam came out of my ears when I saw the new friends page. I've never picked up a pitchfork over facebook changes before, but they made the friends page useless.

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  48. What a fun treat to find out you've been photographed with the same whack job that outed a congressman, outed someone's mental illness, tips the media completely false stories about herself for the sake of cheap attention, stalks prominent business men and is a known, ridiculed groupie.

    Brilliant! Julia's quickly cutting off all shots at a future for herself (and her friends too)

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  49. Honey, a feminist does not point to another woman and say "As of today, she is 53. IT IS SO SAD SHE CANNOT HAVE THE BABIES NO MORE, PEOPLES!"

    Apart from the appalling grammer, it is neither politically correct nor politely correct. You are sterotyping. A real feminist no no.

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