Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Comment of The Day, Cowboys and Cowbitches

From a goddamned anonymouser. Suck me dry and call me Dusty but I wish you fuckers would give yourself names:


Big fish. Water. Another big fish. Rain on my wangs. Nobody here knows me. Fish. Rain. I used to be on Fox. My head is wet. Yeah, you guessed it...another fish. My bathing suits won't fit. My iPhone is soaking wet. Is that OK? Fish are boring. My wangs weigh like 20 lbs now. Crappy hotel, the A/C makes my room feel like the frozen foods section. Rain, rain go away. I want to lipdub outside, not in my room. What is wrong with Florida with all this rain? This is what Dublin must be like. My shoes are squishy. Hello? Hello? I'm famous.

23 comments:

  1. "My wangs weigh like 20lbs." Truer words have never been spoken.

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  2. *Bzzzzzt* Wrong.

    JA couldn't squeeze out that much content if she was being paid... wait... that's not right.

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  3. A commenting star is born. If only it had a name.

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  4. Whoever you are, come forth and claim your true name of Rain on My Wangs.


    "Is that OK?" is genius.

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  5. Sorry, I have to agree with 8:25. It's too verbose to ring true. That's 104 words long.

    Julia's blog comments on Sea World as of now: 12 words (14 if you count the repost of 'The Manatee')

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  6. BTW, I was going to paste all twelve of those words, but the site won't allow me to paste text into the comment box. Anyone else having this problem? It's going to be a bitch to post URLs if you can't copy and paste.

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  7. I can cut and past into comments. That's odd. Also the auto reload thing is odd. It must be a blogger wide issue.

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  8. yes, Roger Ebert! i was wondering if it was just me, but posting into the comment box is not always working (and i'm using firefox). i also noticed that left/right keys also don't work, if you want to move the cursor. (seems to be working ok now though).

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  9. Wait, I misspoke.

    It's strange that you can't cut and paste. Why let it bother you? It's not that important. Have a nice day! xoxo

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  10. I think these are weird Blogger issues. The other day I had a STRANGE one myself when it would not let me delete that hilarious .gif of Jackles in full bray mode in IE. When I went over to Firefox, I could delete. Apparently it's some weird IE-Blogger code conflict.

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  11. Roger... who? Oh. I do not have time to speak with you. I think you are psychotic. It's worrisome.

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  12. I was channel surfing just now and found this show called "20 Greatest Celebreality Fights" and I would have surfed on by but all of a sudden and without warning, guess who's face is all over my TV? With a 'Star Magazine' tag slapped across her chest? Does anyone have any idea how long ago this show was originally aired? Julia looks pretty good.

    Hey, there she is again! What's up with this?

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  13. The Missing Davos WriteupMay 20, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    Alana, congrats on the launch of Life on Blast.

    Digression: Have you and Mary met in person? At LA fashion or new media industry events?

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  14. Julia has royally fucked herself. If she doesn't blog, she will be accused of being a lazy, bad blogger, as always. If she blogs too much (how every thing is SOOOOO fun and SOOOO amaaaazing) she will (rightly) be accused of shilling for Sea World / Izea. See Julia? This is what happens when you have no ethics and try to act all shady.

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  15. And the double post of the manatee still lingers. it's really irritating me. Why can't she just delete it on her little iphone? She must be trashed at The Piano Bar Shamu.

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  16. Maybe she's finally asleep. It's worrisome!

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  17. IMDB says the original air date was June 2, 2008. OK then! Nothing to worry about, although it was disquieting nonetheless.

    Carry on discussing this most awesome comment.

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  18. @ Missing Davos Writeup (haha)

    Thank you! And no, I have not met Mary. To be honest she has come here a handful of times only, not lived here at all since NS started and I first ever heard of her. When she is here, she seems to hang out in WeHo with the gay boys and Santa Monica with the divorcee's. Needless to say we do not travel in the same circles, hah.

    As far as any tech events... I've only recently started attending any myself and she hasn't been in LA since I started to. As much as she's been saying she's "moving to LA" she has been saying that month after month after month and remains at mommy's house. At how old?

    Whatever. Fine by me.

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  19. Mary seems to be growing up, a little anyway. Her humor is often self-deprecating and she's not afraid to post unflattering photos of herself. She still has too many rich kid traits and interests for my taste, but her posts seemed pretty inoffensive the few times I checked out her blog. I may not dig her world, but at least she seems real lately compared to The Thing That Eats Cameras.

    I think she could be a successful pitchwoman, if that's what she really wants to be, but she needs somebody else to write and feed her the content.

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  20. I was just looking at MoreThanMary and my God, does the girl do anything besides go out to eat, shop, and work out? If she had any panache it might seem glamorous, but in this case it's more like watching a college student home on permanent spring break.

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  21. ^^ Agreed. Mary is back home living with mama and making it seem less loserish by saying she has a "blogging career." She said she was moving to LA but it doesn't seem like it's anytime soon. Looks like the sponsorships, flights, cars and money she was dreaming of didn't really work out for her.

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  22. Right? I think it is hilarious that a year ago Mary was acting like she had the perfect life all the while proclaiming that they are "living differently!" At one point she said "you don't have to have a boring office job!" What happened? Bitch is living differently with her mama.

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