Thursday, May 28, 2009

TMI Weakly: Shockingly, Jackles Refuses To Appear On Camera Without Makeup



Why can't she leave her mumu alone?

68 comments:

  1. Wow. It's such a shame about her face.

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  2. MUMU

    MOO MOO!!!

    MUMU

    MOO MOO!!!

    MUMU

    MOO MOO!!!

    MUMU

    MOO MOO!!!

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  3. So you idiots were wrong... she only gained ten pounds not 30.

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  4. That's what she said :)

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  5. Paul, I know! Because a vain, egomaniacal woman with a long history of lying would never, EVER, lie about precisely how many pounds she's packed on. Never!

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  6. Only ten pounds if she's 4'10".

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  7. Mary looks better without makeup than Jackles does with it plastered on. Again, watch her face throughout this. It takes every amount of strength in her not to bray over her two friends throughout the entire episode. It is hilarious.

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  8. The most hysterical thing about this is that Google mumu ads keep coming up when you watch it. So funny!

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  9. partypants, how could she weight 410 pounds?

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  10. 8:19: I was implying that based on her looks, she has only gained ten pounds if she is four feet ten inches tall. Do people not know how to read 4'10" anymore???

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  11. Boy that blueprint cleanse is a freaking miracle worker.

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  12. 2 of JA's 5 trips to gym were to pose for Fauxga pictures.

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  13. Why doesn't she say "I've gained a little weight ...".

    Why does she have to make it specific when we all know that it's way more than the 10 pounds that she espounds?

    Man, Julia, just leave it open to interpretation. Don't leave yourself open to the slamming.

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  14. espounds? expounds? I'm sure that's a word somewhere in my dictionary.

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  15. Mary's contempt for Jules and overall hostility is just so apartent in the video. When she said, "I said fine-talk about why you must wear make up" and then she calls out Jules for going to the gym 5 times in her life. They maybe "friends" and I don't think Mary is lying about that but that girl does have some pent up anger towards Jules, no doubt.

    Julia looked like my grandma Esther, who buys her panties on Orchard Street, and takes in plays at Henry Street Settlement.

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  16. I was bored and wondering what they might have been thinking in the still above.

    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ve9ird&s=5

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  17. TJ, is this the same Gran who talks about how O. Henry might be her real father, and then performs "His Girl Friday" through interpretive dance? I love her.

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  18. Yes, Party Pants!!! That is my Grandma Esther, how did you know? She also loves playing "Jewelry store" with her grandchildren.

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  19. I actually thought this was the most watchable espisode of this terrible terrible thing yet. Maybe because it included a 3 sided conversation and not just Julia Allison braying for 5 minutes non stop.

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  20. left to right..


    MumuCakes

    NothingthereCakes

    BleachedBrainCells

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  21. Jackles seems so sad in this episode.

    But the annoying finger pointing has to stop.

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  22. Finally a post without the dreaded b-word. I just might have a normal day. She wears make-up like a bad spackle job, I know my mommy is a make-up artist.

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  23. The Brays Fall mainly on the plains in Spain

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  24. I can't believe how puffy her face is. What is she DOING to herself?

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  25. This episode was the most watchable so far. I enjoyed the 3-way conversation, too. Still hilarious and sad that Julia cannot take off the makeup when she looks so much better without it.

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  26. we need a new site:

    ILoveJuliaAllisonBraying.tumblr.com

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  27. "I'm not THAT girl," JA says.

    Except you are!

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  28. I also find it hilarious that Mega used to model.

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  29. I still haven't watched this. I really don't want to. Is it worth watching, yall?

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  30. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so much annoyingness. Julia's face doesn't even move...it actually looks like she's wearing a mask. It freaks me out!

    And what kind of idiot says "God damn" on a show that is supposed to be sent out in the backs of cabs by NBC or whatever. Oh wait, Meghan is that idiot.

    Lastly....the "talk back" segment had me cringing. Literally, cringing and backing away from my screen. I really wish these ladies good luck, in fact ANY luck, in getting a decent relationship with a man going. They are so juvenile and ridiculous. The fact that Mary thinks you have to do the "distant/mysterious thing". Just UGH. UGH UGH UGH. Maybe if you're dating assholes you have to play all those games.

    just UGH.

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  31. There's a rumor going round that Mary is working the red carpet at the Scripps Spelling Bee tonight--anybody know if it' true?

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  32. HAHAHAH @ 12:10.

    Meghan was asked but she said she'll be bouroughing with her new dog by then and won't be able to show up.

    Julia, STOP FIXING/LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MONITOR. Didn't they teach her that at Fox?

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  33. Exactly, Nom. They spend so much time and effort on attracting a man, they don't even consider their own needs and wants...until they actually "catch" one (blerg). Then the disappointment sets in on both sides. The woman is disappointed that the guy isn't fulfilling all her expectations and fantasies, and the man is disappointed because he fell for smoke and mirrors instead of a real woman.

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  34. 12:10 Ha!

    A couple of days back, mary blogged about this blogger who posts pictures ["that she didn't even take herself"] and says, she "just doesn't get it" goes on to complain that the person does not even write funny captions.

    Then mary posts a bunch of pictures...still no comments.

    Her TMI post makes sure to tell us that the no-make-up TMI was TOTALLY her idea.

    Girl can work on her body for three to four hours a day but still can't get rid of those 'bitchy' sentiments that keep weighing her down. See what I did there?

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  35. Mary

    Spell Juicy..

    B L U P R I N T

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  36. @12:18

    I had the same observation regarding the pictures. I didn't understand all those photos she posted, sans caption (save for the same quote OVER and OVER again) by the Andrew dude who took her website photos. It was like she borrowed a bad idea from Julia, i.e. content with no explanation.

    Also, her attitude to really out of control lately. From the TMI episode, to the "thank me for free stuff," to the passive aggressive statement that if she's not happy with her life she get's out of what is making her unhappy (non society). Like Julia, Mar needs to start being more open about her rage. It would make her much more likable---

    Even with Thankyougate-
    I sort of would respected it if she was like:

    I know the products are free but I'm poor and homeless and paying for packing and stamps is like 1/2 my weekly budget, so fucking say thank you, you ungrateful bitches!!!

    It's like GO BIG or GO HOME. This half ass passive agression is tres boring.

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  37. Mary, spell Cunt-

    J U L I A A L L I S O N

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  38. Meghan, spell "not", as in "I'm just not that into you"-

    K N O T. Knot.

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  39. TJ

    She added a post that explained [well tried to anyway] what she was going for..fail

    On thank you gate, someone suggested that she needed the thank yous for tax purposes...after somebody else questioned her about writing off the postage on the gifts.

    But, yesterday she refered to herself as homeless and broke again, after days of posting about hanging out at hotel zaza AGAIN...

    she really should try actual work, but I don't think she could hack it. and you are right her P/A shit is almost as boring as her blog!

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  40. How the hell is she homeless? Aren't her parents pretty well-heeled? Did the world run out of apartments to sublet? Maybe if she didn't expect to live in a fucking palace she could sac up and get a regular 5th floor walkup in hell's kitchen like everyone else. WTF is wrong with her?

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  41. I think the truth is, and Mary's been quite open about it, she doesn't know what the hell she wants to be doing. Until she figures it out, she'll be blogging bullshit, filming TMI, and lounging by the pool. I'm sure she has a free "in" at the pool.

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  42. Mary should take a page from great women everywhere - when in doubt, do the Chaka Khan shout.

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  43. Fom Megs today: "..Crazy as it may seem, to me as a wholehearted lipstick lover a lipstick video blog actually sounds quite compelling. Or maybe I’m still just in a daze from last night’s insomnia- HA!..."

    See? She can't sleep. That comes from years of keeping one eye open so that rival prison gangs don't spray you between the bars of your cell with lighter fluid and set you on fire as you lay in your bunk. It happens!

    Or, with Julia in space camp or whatever she's doing, Meg is taking up the sleeplessness beat...

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  44. It took meghan and her sister (2 grown women) all fucking morning to put together this collage:

    http://meghan.nonsociety.com/lifecast/114279473-0-2

    And she's a GEEKETTE, y'all.

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  45. I should have said, *groan women* excuse me.

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  46. Mary Spell Boring and Unlikeable

    TMI Weekly

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  47. Mary posted all about hanging out at the zaza pool, see if you have a manicure/pedicure or a massage or facial, you can hang out by the pool, so broke and homeless mary has to endure these services so she can pool hang and post picures of her doing so.

    Wait, I forgot to thank her for her great suggestions today.

    THANKS, FOR ALL THE GREAT BLOGS ABOUT HOW/WHERE TO SPEND YOUR PARENT'S MONEY

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  48. Mary, thanks for teaching me how the Douchey Half lives!

    xoxoxrabbits

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  49. Mary Spell Braying

    juliaallison.com

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  50. So, ok, yeah: this episode was the least irritating so far but what the hell was the point of it at all? Were any NEW conclusions reached? Were any NEW questions raised? Does anyone give a shit about how much make-up is the right amount? About the only thing I heard them conclude was that it's wrong to wear make-up at the beach.

    Huh. Allrighty then.

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  51. Colleen, you don't get it. They are such fascinating women, and everyone alive is just.dying.to.know. how they look without makeup! They are always the only topic. TMI is about them. Makeup/dating/sex, these are all just excuses to tell the world about themselves. They really think that the mere fact that they convert oxygen into carbon dioxide means that the rest of the world owes them breathless attention to their every thought, word, action.

    That's pretty much why I watched like two episodes and I don't bother now.

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  52. God, do these Three Mouthy Imbeciles suck ass.

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  53. I'm going to give them a miss in the future as well. That was 5 min 15 secs of my life that I'll never get back.

    Also, I have a strong desire to go to the beach right now in full Pink Flamingos Divine glory. You know, just because they told me not to.

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  54. It's disarming how she can't stop fidgeting. The shirt, the hair, the blinking, the shirt, the hair, the blinking, the braying, the shirt, the hair, the blinking, the odd bray again.

    Sometimes it really makes you wonder ....... all that's missing is the jaw-shifting. Anyone notice if she does that?

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  55. I know the raison d'etre here is to rip on these women, but I have to say: TMI is actually pretty good.

    If it were MY show, or if I was the producer, I'd leave it basically as-is - with just a few minor changes.
    Number one, I would change the topics from the sort of SATC leftovers and Elle Magazine cast-off stuff they do now. Instead, I'd topics that are actually interesting and "good". And I think the show would work a little better if they got rid of the three girls who are on it now. And replaced them with three other women. The new women should be smart and funny, and - this is crucial - less crazy and self-absorbed. Lastly, I would just tweak the set. The set they're on now looks a little Al-Queda-martyr's-video-farewell backdrop. It looks like the windowless room where, like, the french club and student government used to meet in the seventh grade. One way to make the show "better" would be to make it less painful visually.

    Think of today's TMI as a sort of dress rehearsal, a rough cut. Now think of it with three different hostesses talking about stuff that actually matters, on a set that is less Junior High Audio Visual club hang out and more vibrant.

    Other than that I think the show is really good. But as long as I was fiddling around - and of course we're speaking hypothetically here, because they haven't hired me to do a relaunch... yet! - I would go ahead and get rid of that grating Sex in The City Theme outtakes music. And I'd change the name from TMI to something less, um,, I don't know how do you say - less, ah, that's it. Less fucking gay.

    FF

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  56. FF: Hilarious.

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  57. they look like they're having fun in that episode. and i kind of admire tehm for being willing to address at least one criticism head-on. even julia was pretty up-front about her weaknesses, vanity, jaw camoflaging techniques...

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  58. Julia's Ingrown Ass HairsMay 28, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    FF, I find it so strange that you feel that way. I'd suggest you actually put that on the actual TMI message board, but guess what? It'd end up deleted anyway! Have a nice day!! xoxo

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  59. Am I the only person here who actually somewhat enjoys that SatC rip-off music played throughout their shitshow? I find it oddly mesmerizing. It makes me want to sip a martini and discreetly pick at my tit cheese.

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  60. anon 2:31, yeah totes. It was admirable how Julia was all like "I'm a phony asshole and I'm vain and I don't give a fuck and I'm not going to change, not even for 5 minutes on my grainy web show that's not even shot in HD and has bad lighting". I admire her. She really puts it all out there, doesn't she?

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  61. i wish someone with skillz would make an animated gif of mary at the beginning, after meghan's says "we're not animated", and mary proceeds to make a thousand bozo faces. that would make my day.

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  62. Hey look I figured out the name box thingie again! I have to use the clicky-cklic mouse thing a lot! But so what! Why, technology, why?!

    Note to self: this would be a great topic for TMI

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  63. Yeah Mary's got her faults but I kind of liked her in this episode. No makeup, minimal bitching about it, communicates pretty well to camera. Unlike Miss Bloat on the left hand side of the screen.

    Quite a dumb move on Julia's part because it probably would have done her image a world of good if she *had* appeared without makeup. Counteract some of that bad press - but now she just looks even more vain/insecure than before.

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  64. Oh I think J looks just as vain as she always does, but mary is just so fucking full of herself it sickens me. This whole subject comes from mary bragging about how her 'readers' always 'catch' her on the street with no make-up.

    please, I am glad she is hotel whoring back in houston!

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  65. The blonde looks really cute without makeup. Like really cute.

    I'm amazed.

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