Monday, May 18, 2009

TMI Weakly: It's Official, Julia's A Dumb 10-Year-Old



Maybe next episode she and Mary and Meghan can prick their fingers and become blood sisters!

178 comments:

  1. She fucking loves this Sue Miller women. I've never seen her so in awe of a guest. She let the woman speak and, didn't talk over her, did you notice? She heard exactly what she wanted to hear and was completely charmed.

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  2. Mary is a smart girl to make sure she got in a disclaimer beforehand to let you know how dumb Julia is.

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  3. Seriously, who believes in this shit past adolescence?

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  4. Mary was like; Julia is crazy whereas I'm sane and, as you all know, we do NOT like each other nor agree on anything. Here's another example...enjoy! Love that bitch Mary, sometimes! :-)

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  5. True, TJ: She was enraptured because this strange little snake-oil saleswoman was telling Jackles all about Jackles!!! She was enthralled to finally have someone talking to her about the most interesting topic on Planet Earth: Julia Allison Baugher.

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  6. Jacy-

    Exactly! It was her time to shine! Gone were the weird facial ticks visible in the group episodes! Gone was her look of disgust, woe is me, 'I'd rather be anywhere but here'...

    It was GLORY GLORY Alleluja-Julia's Spotlight!

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  7. She really IS so much more interesting and creative than Hunter Thompson. She would never write anything as weak and unfunny as this bit in Kingdom of Fear:

    "I have always hated astrologers, and I like to have sport with them. They are harmless quacks in the main, but some of them get ambitious and turn predatory, especially in Hollywood. In Venice Beach I ran into a man who claimed to be Johnny Depp's astrologer. "I consult with him constantly," he told me. "We are never far away. I have many famous clients." He produced a yellow business card and gave it to me. "I can do things for you," he said. "I am a player."

    I took his card and examined it carefully for a moment, as if I couldn't quite read the small print. But I knew he was lying, so I leaned toward him and slapped him sharply in the nuts. Not hard, but very quickly, using the back of my hand and my fingers like a bullwhip, yet very discreetly.

    He let out a hiss and went limp, unable to speak or breathe. I smiled casually and kept on talking to him as if nothing had happened. "You filthy creep," I said to him. "I am Johnny Depp!""

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  8. Anon11:55: That is truly beautiful.

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  9. Now how much is astrology impacted by constant stress, unhappiness and trying to be what "da stars" claim is your destiny while simultaneously being unable to break away from the NURTURE (lack thereof?) that heavily influenced you and continues to plague your existence? Anyone? Bueller?

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  10. What's with Julia's Bo Peep hairstyle? Well, I guess it goes with those ruffly Bo Peep sleeves.

    Did you notice how lovingly she formed the words "breakout episode?" Yeah, she's breaking out on her own, moving on up, losin' those Megan-n-Mary blues.

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  11. Her arms look really fat- her arms are almost as fat as the old lady psychic's!

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  12. Lots of mentions of "faeries" in there as well.

    I wonder why JA didn't interrupt Meaghan's apology to bray that she had nothing to apologize for?

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  13. "i have a business degree from NYU"

    she must know jackles well. name-drop the college, THEN say your two cents. no wonder she actually got to speak!

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  14. 11:55 HA ! You rock!

    12:50 yeah Im 40 and fat from the winter, and my arms look better than that!

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  15. This guest actually got to talk because she was talking about Julia. Specifically Julia - as in a chart made up just for her, all about her, to tell her more about her. Julia's habit of interrupting is born of her urgent need to talk about herself constantly, and to hijack conversations that are not about her. But when the conversation IS about her, then Baugher has no need to add anything.

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  16. It must really be uncomfortable for Julia to hold that pouty lipped, extreme profile pose for minutes at a time. What a dum-dum.

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  17. Next on TMI: Julia Intervews a Wiccan Priestess!

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  18. Next on TMI! Julia Reads All Her Back Issues of YM Aloud!

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  19. And an Ask Always representative will be on hand to answer all your questions about maxi pads!

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  20. (me above. posted anony by accident)

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  21. HAHAHAH! You just gave me a flashback to the day the school segregated the boys and girls. We had to watch a 40 year old 8 mm film about "Your Body And You" and then they handed out these fantastic flowered boxes full of maxi pads.

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  22. My bff and I used to anticipate the Ask Always column each month. I also like the YM embarrassing moments month column. The stories were always about period stains in public, body odor and farts.

    Anyway, back to the subject at hand....

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  23. "If someone met you at a party and didn't know you they would guess you were a fame-whoring user with a perceptible lack of empathy and talent."

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  24. That is what people think of Julia. You should have heard the talk at the Hamptons GofaG event last weekend.
    -2.0 Scenester

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  25. I love GofG. Rachelle is beautiful and nice. I want to be her if I ever grow up.

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  26. Let me be clear. It wasn't Rachelle talking trash it was Julia's supposed besties. Save for Karp who really does respect/enjoy Julia. She's his fag hag.

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  27. anon 9:23 Oh...sorry, no I wasn't implying it was her talking trash. I was just saying. Sorry for confusion. I'm just strange.

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  28. We agree PP. I didn't think you were talking trash. :-)

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  29. Wow. I believed in astrology until that woman said Julia was "compassionate and spiritual." Cancel my daily horoscope subscription!

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  30. Oh, but she has plenty compassion for herself, of course.

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  31. She's totally spiritual too. She worships herself.

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  32. Partypants - give her more credit. She also worships rich men.

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  33. Ummmm...All of Julia's snarky replies to comments for the summer fling episode, along with some of the original comments have disappeared.

    No real surprise there but just entrenches my ill feelings towards these girls...

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  34. Geez that was like a week ago! Stop being a victim, Julia.

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  35. Yup. She erased all of the comments left by fans and most of her responses.

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  36. Crap I didn't see any of them.

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  37. That stupid biatch ruined Gossip Girl for me with her twitter!! Why must she broadcast everything? Doesn't she know people DVR that actually have lives!!!

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  38. Julia Allison: My ass used to be just this big:

    http://tinypic.com/r/2ijlrae/5

    And now I am sad that it's bigger:

    http://tinypic.com/r/1ifuvl/5

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  39. That's disgusting the way she erases everything that isn't flattering to her. And they wonder why people have given up commenting at TMI period? Fuck that. I used to bother giving my honest opinion there and still kept it as objective as possible. My comments were either deleted or not posted. What kind of supposed forum actually erases/ignores reader opinions that are anything but flattering?!
    Julia's maniacal desire to control everything said about her online is the reason she is a total failure now. And she's just too stupid and egotistical to even realize that.

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  40. Wow. Julia is off her rocker. First she tweets about not sleeping for more than 30 hours, now she is linking to old Huffington Post articles that she wrote. Is she really having a breakdown?

    "I have been awake for approximately 36 hours. I feel a bit woozy. Wall ... coming. OUCH. I just hit it. (The wall? Get it?)
    about 16 hours ago from web"

    "I know, I know. The last tweet was only humorous if you happened to be drunk and/or sleep-deprived. And even then it's debatable.
    about 16 hours ago from web"

    "For your information, I have not been asleep since Sunday at 10:20 am. Hmm. That sounded more dramatic in my head.
    about 11 hours ago from web"

    No sleep since Sunday, yet she stays up to watch gossip girl and post her old columns. Sad sad sad :( :( :(

    Mama needs to check her into rehab.

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  41. Did you notice all the people twittering back t oher (even her friends) telling her she needs to get help and get sleeping meds?

    Listen, I'm the farthest thing from a drug pusher especially sleeping pills. However, plenty of people have legitimate and life crippling insomonia which really cannot be helped purely through homeopathic means. She's crashing and buring already. At this rate, her immune system is going to shut down by age 30. Frankly, I'm surprised she's not sick more often.

    Yes, I sound like mama baugher but I'm quite serious. GET YOURSELF HELP!

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  42. Maybe if she weren't so consumed with Julia Allison nonstop 7 days a week she could turn off the internet, have a beer and a couple of cheeseburgers, and take a fucking nap.

    Jeezus. Relax, Julia. STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY! WE DON'T!

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  43. The sparkly comment exchange about the saying I love you TMI weakly can be found here:
    http://freetexthost.com/ca3a2wuur1.

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  44. WOWS! She's deleted TONS of comments from both TMI and lunch.com in the past 48 hours.

    That Jackles takes herself way too seriously, as Party Pants noted.

    You know, half the comments she deleted were constructive, not snarky, and appeared to be from "fans" who truly do appreciate her "product."

    She's deleting fan mail? Take a note from Mary, Julia.

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  45. Aw hell! Julia, take a week off. Go to Ren Faire. You're already dressed like a wench! Eat a turkey leg. Buy some shitty cheap jewelry. Drink a pint.

    IT REALLY WORKS.

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  46. Mary's passive-aggression is endearing. but why does she let that dog lick her MOUTH? gross.

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  47. What's funny is that she left some truly awful comments on the "I Love You episode." How random and completely strange.

    She's truly ineffable.

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  48. So since being awake since Sunday morning, Julia Baugher has...
    - painted her nails yellow
    - compared herself to Hunter Thompson
    - bought overpriced makeup for her mom and bragged about it
    - wrote "reader" emails to herself to offer her reassurances
    - expressed pride in "riling" people up
    - had another epiphany moment over a teen soap

    Yeah. Girlfriend is SICK. Ma and Pa Baugher need to cut off the funds, take her home and get her help. It's sort of disturbing to watch the meltdown and makes me think she might be on drugs or something.

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  49. juliaallison: @McCainBlogette - OMG, please please please please please lick him. Just the tip. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. (hehehe)

    ewwwwwwwwwww

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  50. 11:03 I think I just blogged in my mouth a little.

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  52. I'm sure licking off someone's make up on TV doesn't taste half as sweet as licking someone else's birthday cake.

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  53. Or getting your mouth repeatedly licked by your dog after he's licked his ass.

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  54. That's just the taste of fail, boys. The taste.of.fail.

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  55. It seems like cries of mental illness and pleas for Julia to get help come up at least once a week here. It is not so much sad that she does crazy, shitty and just plan insane things, it's that she does them to get attention and make people say "wow, that person is mentally disturbed." Of COURSE her parents will never get her help... they don't think she has a problem. THEY ARE the reason she acts out and parades her mental issues all over her blog. She is so starved for their attention - any kind of attention - that she has turned into the sleepless, unemployed, manic nutcase she is today. The ONLY thing interesting about Julia Allison is the twisted Baugher Family Dysfunction that she puts on full display.

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  56. "I just have one Official Flirty Facebook Reply to send to my Harvard crush, and then I'M WATCHING GOSSIP GIRL, AHHHHHHHH!!!!about 12 hours ago from web "

    How's that whole not blogging about relationships working out for ya, Jabs???

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  57. ^^ which is especially disturbing because she overcompensates for her obvious family issues by putting on this facade of the loving, perfect family. Look at dear old momsers and dadsers and me in church. Aren't we cute? Look at us at Christmas, eating brunch and opening presents. So perfect! Look at the expensive presents I buy my family members because I love them SO MUCH. Look at me gently poke fun of my nerdy old dad. Ha ha! Look at our expensive lake front home and downtown condo. We are so rich and fab. Look at dear old granny, love her so. I love to have pancakes with her and chat about boys. WE. ARE. PERFECT!!!!!

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  58. Tweets of Fail

    rhymeswithemma: @juliaallison: SPOILER ALERT. Jeeze.

    kingkanuck: @juliaallison spoilers much?

    bksolomon: @juliaallison ja, r u losin it? dumb question cuz it appears so ...

    GoPetunia: @juliaallison You're "grinning" about getting people "riled up" because you're an attention-starved narcissist.

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  59. http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&id=2388&ref=mf&sid=e016ec886d302dc44e054e2f1c057f49

    could this be the crush?

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  60. I'm dying to know what kind of guy is just "hey, whatevah!" about this odious corndog writing about every step of the relationship? I mean "tweeee I am SO gonna call him! I AM! OMG Stacy I totally called him" is fine at a slumber party...but right out on the friggin intarwebs???

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  61. thanks for the link/archive, ironic slanket.

    WORTH A REPOST: http://freetexthost.com/ca3a2wuur1

    How can she wonder why she is almost universally hated?

    I would have loved to been a fly on the wall during that GoaG party. It makes perfect demented sense why she would choose this weekend to post about how much she loves spending time by herself. So transparent.

    Keep trying Jowlia.

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  62. Parties and socializing "exhaust" Julia Allison as soon as she stops getting invited to any. Convenient.

    Julia works on her positive press page and deletes negative comments about her as soon as she starts a new relationship. Convenient.

    Julia praises Meghan McCain for loving her curves when she gains weight herself. Convenient.

    Julia posts outrageously stupid things like comparing herself to Hunter ThompsEn when she needs to work on her tumblairity and Gawker pretty much totally ignores her. Convenient.

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  63. Julia Allison: An Inconvenient Tutu

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  64. "Reader" emails show up in the middle of the night and are perfectly tailored to her spewing off her Secret self help "advice." Convenient.

    Julia tweets about being SO SO HAPPY only after she's been smacked around with criticism on the net. Convenient.

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  65. can we have a new post with the entire text of Anon 12:11 + 13's comment titled "Julia Allison: An Inconvenient Tutu"?

    in a tribute to JA, you could fail to credit partypants for the quote and Anon for the entry.

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  66. ha! She seriously wrote the post about wanting to be alone and stay in more WHILE the GofaG party was going on. Transparant.

    Interesting that the anon commenter said people commented that she wasn't at the party etc. I'm sure they wanted to discuss things without it making Page 6 and Jules has trouble with it. Must have been so hard for her a Foo Camp.

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  67. LOL! Yeah, post this text, it's too good for anyone to miss. There are some great ones in there.

    "OMG! Did Mary just say "the boho-frontier- Marakesh Style"? Dear God." For some reason this made me dissolve into laughter.

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  68. It's like Julia Allison took a Princeton Review class on life. Think about it.

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  69. @12:11 Gawker also ignored the whole Easter-dress-up-like-a-teen hooker-and-go-to-church-pictorial. Two years ago Gawker would have been all over this. Julia probably stays up late weeping and wishing it were 2007 all over again.

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  70. 2007...barely two years ago...someone really needs to get Chris Matthews to figure out WHAT HAPPENED? Did she just lose all relevance after getting fired from Star? What happened?

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  71. She ruined Gossip Girl for me too, and I was mad for all of about 14 seconds before realizing that I am a grown woman and it's Gossip Girl. lol. BUT STILL!!!!!!! She's just such a fail.

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  72. Julia's 15 minutes are so up; it amazes me that we're still laughing at her at this point. Fluffy and instant internet fame like hers is mainly fleeting. She marketed herself soley based on her looks/photo shoots, the fab parties/events she hit, and her dating columns.
    Now that all that is mostly gone, what does she have left? Exactly.

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  73. Ok, I was just on TMI Weekly and all those comments after the I Love You episode are still there. What are you guys on about? Which ones did she delete?

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  74. She's so mature. Tweeting about how she is tired of going to parties is the internet equivalent of like, totally not caring that Marissa and Amy didn't invite her to their sweet sixteens because she didn't want to go anyway.

    She's such a sad desperate snausagehands hag.

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  75. . . .meanwhile, Meghan Asha is reviewing the Blackberry Bold!

    Jayyyyyzuz!

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  76. julia's facebook wall shows she recently became friends with Brendan Brogan - Harvard 03

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  77. Brendan Brogan - Future Fan of Julia Allison

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  78. Julia Brogan-Baugher

    Nice Ring!

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  79. http://www.nationalfamilies.org/prevention/bbrogan.html

    http://profiles.friendster.com/1758819

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  80. Bitch please. You know she will make him change his name to Brendan Allison.

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  81. @Total Jing: Yes, I imagine it would have to involve a very nice ring. Julia is all about shiny objects (like her forehead).

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  82. What an opionated fella! He's upset about his generation cleaning up the mess that Reagonomics left...

    Julia, you will not be able to keep up with THAT conversation.

    http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/27/has-obamanomics-vanquished-reaganomics/?apage=4#comment-102127

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  83. Is Mr. Brogan frolicking with a pig in his Friendster profile?

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  84. If that's the same guy mentioned in this Harvard Crimson piece, he's been pulling off the same trick successfully in years :)

    http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=254659

    "It’s 4 a.m. at Eastern Carolina University. Brendan M. Brogan ’03 is down south to visit a buddy. A girl joins him on the porch swing.

    Small talk: She asks him what he’s studying there. He’s just visiting a friend, he says.

    “So where do you go?” she asks.

    “Harvard.”

    “Her eyes lit up,” Brogan later recalls. “She said something like, ‘Wow, that’s amazing...you must be smarter than anyone here.”

    A few minutes later, the girl turned to him and said, “You know, I’ve always wanted to hook up with a Harvard man.”

    “She moved in,” says Brogan delicately, “and the rest is history. I overheard her later saying that she had hooked up with the guy from Harvard. All of her friends were impressed.”

    Welcome to the world of the H-Bomb, fabled weapon of the Harvard male: Tell a girl you go to Harvard, and she’ll fall at your feet. No matter who you were in high school, the myth goes, you’re a hot commodity once you manage to slip where you go to school into casual conversation.
    Yes, I'll be procrastinating for another hour or so.

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  85. @ironic slanket

    Oooh I'm thinking these two are made for each other. I smell a juliaandbrendan4eva.com site in the works

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  86. Huh. Brendan Brogan is really smart. That New York Times comment was brilliant. So what's he doing with this ditz? He'll tire of her after two months, as they all do, when he sees the crazy shallow narcissist is really all there is to her.

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  87. so brendan brogan is a fan of kissing pigs? no wonder he visits eastern NC. Brendan, you won't find a finer hog in NYC.

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  88. I especially enjoyed this recent TMI Comment:

    YoungandFoolish wrote on May 18, 5:53 pm

    I love Julia Meghan and Mary and what's "sad" is how women hop online everyday to rag on women they don't even know.

    Maybe Meghan isn't the jealous one... maybe it's all the pathetic who have nothing better to do than to insult innocent women with clearly more interesting lives. I don't support keyboard bravery. Even if you disagree with Julia she doesn't back down or change for anyone nor does she care if you like her because honestly who needs negative insecure nancys in their lives?

    I SAY: WHATEVER!
    keep being your fabulous selves J, M, M.
    you know that I LOVE YOU.
    ( i just saw the other video lol .. I'm returning the love)

    Gosh, who wants to bet "YoungandFoolish"(what an appropriate name) is yet another chubby Scary Sadshaw type too?
    Clearly my life isn't nearly as fabulous and fascinating because I dare put down these guys, y'all. I'm such a negative nancy! I wish my life was nearly as cool as Julia's life!!

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  90. I'm surprised he wasn't scared off by two weeks of wedding posts before their date. Miss Havisham probably has her kids named, and knows what school little Cupcake and Tutu will attend.

    Good luck Brandon or whatever your name is.

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  91. Wait, he's living in Canada?

    we spend more than any other nation on health-care per person, and middle-class, self-employed workers like me have had to move to Canada in order to obtain some health coverage at less than $1,500 per month. I can’t move back to the US: not at those insurance rates.That's from the link Total Jing posted, by the way. Could Canada be the dealbreaker?

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  92. Jacy

    Is that your comment at Morethanmary?

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  93. Oh thank GOD let Julia move to canada, change her name (Julia Maple?) and start trying to take over the social scene of Toronto or some shit. Please. Please.

    I would so read ehnowimdatingeh.com

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  94. @PP: Really? I imagined her kids would be named Julia, Julian, Julie and Julius. Middle names to be determined based on sponsorship offers, but I'm sure Gerber and Bugaboo are strong contenders.

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  95. I think think that he was saying if wanted coverage for les thean 1,000/month he'd have to move to Canada. I could be wrong but who knows?

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  96. I guess Julia is trying to 'impress' this new guy by posting new facebook albums filled with OLD photos of herself covered in agency watermarks.

    http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2172284&id=1402715

    (created May 14, updated May 17)

    Classy! I am sure Mr. Harvard will NEVER suspect a thing. Between old photos and old press, I am sure he will be VERY impressed.

    Gawd. I have never seen a sadder and more deluded person in my life.

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  97. Smokey, better than my sister Jill. She married a guy named Something Dollars and changed her name to Jillian.

    As in, "Jillian Dollars". I am related to that woman. Thank god they got divorced.

    I'm going to die alone. So alone.

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  98. "Even if you disagree with Julia she doesn't back down or change for anyone nor does she care if you like her..." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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  99. @Party Pants: We should form a support group: my brother is the male Julia Allison, minus the "success."

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  100. What comment on MoreThanMary? I have never left a comment there. Oh wait -- what a shock -- the Troll is now causing shenanigans over on More Than Mary? What fun!

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  101. Don't worry about it Jacy... no one reads Mary's new blog anyway.

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  102. http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/may2009/tc20090518_532031.htm?chan=top+news_top+news+index+-+temp_news+%2B+analysis

    "Blogola: The FTC Takes On Paid Posts
    The Federal Trade Commission wants bloggers to disclose when they've been wooed with cash or freebies from companies they cover"

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  103. Can you imagine meeting some guy and then googling him only to find 10,000 pictures of him on the web in various poses? Flexing his muscles or something, while wearing a wifebeater? Maybe you would pause a moment and think, "well maybe he is a male model. He is just doing it for money." Until he tells you. "I pose, and flex, and take pictures just for MEEEE, for my brand." Any female with half a brain would run screaming from this guy.

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  104. Has anyone else noticed how Meghan, Mary and Julia very rarely talk about any friends from college? It's like they have known all of their OMG BFFs 4 LIFE for less than a year or two. I find it STRANGE, especially since all of them were in sororities and you usually remain pretty good friends with your sisters. Seems like they are not very well liked for very long if they have to cycle through BFFS every three years and find new ones.

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  105. In very slight defense of MM&J's apparant lack of college friendships still, I can somewhat understand why they seem to have lost touch with their college classmates. It happens when everyone moves away and starts new lives, just as the same thing happened to me:
    You move across the country, you make a new life for yourself, and you can easily lose touch with old friends.
    Factor in the idea that they're still single while most of their friends are likely getting married/having children now, and it's understandable why they don't hang with their old college friends.
    (only coming to their defense on that because I'm also around their age and lost touch with old college friends because of different locations/lifestyles)

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  106. Looks like Julia is taking her old high school friend as her plus one to that Sea World roller coaster media event she got invited to. How appropriate that what seems like her last media/event invite of the year is at a place filled with whales and manatees. Please withhold all of your comments and comparisons ;)

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  107. http://twitter.com/julia

    ""Whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." - Matthew 21:22
    7:05 AM Apr 23rd from web"

    WHATEVER I ASK GOD FOR, I GET!!! THE BIBLE SAYS SO!!!!

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  108. There's a radio host on ESPN Radio named Colin Cowherd who often talks about "Don't Get It" people. And the worst thing about "Don't Get It" people is that they don't get that they don't get it. That's Julia in a nutshell. She'll never understand why a number of people view her as a crafty user bitch and not super,super NICE. I find it sad because it takes a long time of being around enablers to get that way.

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  109. So after sea world...she's done? Nothing else? Christ how the unmighty have fallen.

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  110. TJ: Learn grammar. The verb conjugation implies the commenter has moved to Canada. Furthermore, within the first paragraph, the commenter speaks of "remember[ing] the Reagan years." It's a little difficult to believe someone who graduated from college in 2003 remembers the Reagan years as anything. Incredulity, guys. Get some.

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  111. Muffy von CorndogMay 19, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    Travel Schedule 2009 - posted May 8, with all past dates included, because, hey guys, did you know that Julia Allison LIKES TO LIVE IN THE PAST?!

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/104948438-0-0

    Yah, after Whale Watching and Whale Watching Georgetown Edition, it looks like our lady of introspection has a big ol' ball of nothing lined up. Now taking bets on when she announces she's spending summer in Chicago to read, write, and take a break because she is SO EXHAUSTED from being FORCED to travel. She needs a vacation, folks!

    No wonder Julia Baugher is on husband finding overdrive... she really has no options left does she? Sad :(

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    TRAVEL SCHEDULE 2009
    May 27 - June 1: Washington, DC for my 5 year college reunion!
    May 20 - May 22: Orlando, Florida for Sea World’s “Manta Media Day”
    May 9 - May 10: Washington, DC for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
    Apr 24 - Apr 28: Boston to speak at MIT
    Apr 16- Apr 21: San Francisco for Social Web Foo Camp
    Apr 13 - Apr 16: Chicago for the Northwestern Kellogg Tech conference
    Apr 6 - Apr 7: London
    Mar 31 - Apr 6: Denmark for the NEXT 6.0 conference
    Mar 12 - Mar 17: Austin, TX for SXSW
    Feb 28: New York for my 28th Birthday (Leg #2)
    Feb 24 - Feb 28: San Francisco for my 28th Birthday (Leg #1)
    Feb 13 - Feb 20: New York Fashion Week
    Jan 28 - Feb 1: Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum
    Jan 23 - Jan 27: Munich, Germany for the DLD conference
    Jan 19 - Jan 21: Washington, DC for the Inauguration
    Jan 7 - Jan 12: Vegas for CES

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  112. Oh goody! Bitchy troll is back! Whatsa matta honey, still using tamales for tampons? Why do you pop it out and let the sand drain.

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  113. 2:58 Stop being an asshole. I was reading for implication rather than grammar. I see your point re: the grammer and I read it that way originally but in context I felt it could imply otherwise.

    It was a guess anyway. I don't need schooling.

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  114. Another candidate for a new entry.

    http://twitter.com/juliaallison/status/1850298193

    Does vacation include her not stalking every single comment made on RBNS while pretending she doesn't read it? Doubt it.

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  115. Julia Allison has posted that travel schedule no less than five times and I remember it used to live permanently on her homepage, right under her fat toes. Way to pretend like you are important and have a life and really don't sit at home all day in your Juicy sweats!

    Does anyone else get the feeling that Julia is really a hermit and NEVER leaves her pink palace? She rarely ever leaves her apartment as evidenced by the fact that when she steps outside and experiences something as mundane as a street fair she has to write five blog posts about it.

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  116. "I'm trying to plan a REAL non-blogging, non-tweeting, no laptop usage vacation for next week, and it's giving me heart palpitations.
    13 minutes ago from web"

    Um, maybe because you don't need a vacation from what is a lifelong vacation? Or maybe because grandma's check might not be big enough this month to cover a vacation (A VACATION FROM WHAT????)

    JULIA ALLISON IS A SPOILED TWAT

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  117. YOU GUYS, JULIA ALLISON'S NEW DATE IS MARRIED WITH THREE KIDS: http://www.booksandshows.com/about_author.htm

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  118. Different Brendan Brogan, but nice try.

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  119. I just tried to read my horoscope on astrologyzone.com and it was SO STUPID. Really? I'm thinking about money lately? You don't fucking say. That's amazing! Tell me more! Am I breathing? Am I awesome? Should I take a vacatio? I deserve it? You're right, I do deserve money and a vacation.

    Although, the more I look at it....maybe Julia could be a Virgo...

    http://astrologyzone.com/forecasts/monthly/virgo_full.php

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  120. Um, way to miss the point 3:13.

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  121. wtf kind of douchehat name is "Brendan" anyway. Is he a character in a harlequin book, or perhaps the bad boy on the New 90210? BRENDAN?

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  122. Julia dating a married man with kids is not that jokey or surprising. She's done it before.

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  123. Julia needs a vacation from sitting at home all day in her filthy sweats and a slanket. She wants to sit on her ass on a beach all day. Better view than the alley. It's hard work being addicted to yourself and the internet, yalls!

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  124. Ok, 3:17, let's spell it out for you: "Brendan Brogan" is a fairly common name, and so not every hit the name brings up on Google is the one Julia's dating, contrary to what some other commenters here would like to think (see NYT link above). That wasn't so hard, was it?

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  125. Troll 3:14, what are you talking about? What point did I miss? Can't you go back to correcting grammar (or whatever you do?) There, that one was right over the plate. Just for you ;)

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  126. I hate trolls who correct everyone's grammar and make unfunny jokes. Blergh.com.

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  127. Troll 3:22 please take your fat ass back to your own blog and get back to your busy schedule of making up stories about commenters. Your attempts to start flamewars are fucking old already.

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  128. TJ: Learn grammar. The verb conjugation implies the commenter has moved to Canada. Furthermore, within the first paragraph, the commenter speaks of "remember[ing] the Reagan years." It's a little difficult to believe someone who graduated from college in 2003 remembers the Reagan years as anything. Incredulity, guys. Get some.

    THE LAST SENTENCE OF THE EDITORIAL READS "MY GENERATION WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR REAGONOMICS"...

    You such a bitch. Read the editorial before jumping on JING. He's speaking as a young man.

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  129. Brendan Brogan is a fairly common name in google, but I bet HARVARD BRENDAN BROGAN really won't appreciate his name being tied up here. Hopefully Julia picked another guy who doesn't know her last name or how to use the internet!

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  130. Wouldn't want any dissent, especially in the form of logic!

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  131. Can someone POST something new? Every time we hit 100 comments this dumb cunt witch shows up trying to start shit.

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  132. 'this would be first non-working trip in two years.'

    are you serious. she doesn't even know what work is.

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  133. Stop replying to the dumb cunt witch and she'll go away. For srs guyz.

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  134. "Yes, indeedy, it’s time to ditch the era of patrician platitudes and redistribute the wealth. Reaganomics had its place in the sun. Too bad my generation has to clean up the mess."

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  135. Trollio is mad that no one thought his/her joke about the old Brendan Brogan was funny and now he/she/it is scolding everyone and being a general nag. Ignore the fat troll and the fat troll will go away because it has nothing to feed its insatiable appetite for being an asshole.

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  136. Julia Allison went to DR in December 2007. Liar.

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  137. Okay, I saw we move on and not parse words. Who knows?

    Tomato Tom-AT-TOE

    Let's call the whole thing off.

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  138. Ugh, totally 3:28! Fat people are the worst!

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  139. Jacy -here's a suggestion for a new post - how about all of Julia's carping about needing a VACATION??? Too hilariously deluded for words.

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  140. Trollio probably came around because they can smell those delicious juicy sausage fingers. Those things are like waving Pupperoni treats for trolls.

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  141. I still have one Herve Leger umbrella left!
    Whoever wants it has to pick it up from my doorman this week, though.
    (Here’s what they look like. And here are two of the other ladies who won them!)
    You just have to tell me one Random Act of Awesome Kindness you did to get it.
    Deadline is 10 pm tonight! So I can put the ‘brella downstairs for you before I leave for Sea World.
    Yay!


    she is SO SO SO NICE!! SHE GIVES AWAY FREE UMBRELLAS SHE SCRAPED UP AFTER A FASHION SHOW FOR FREE. SO SO CHARITABLE! PAY IT FORWARD, JULIA!!!

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  142. Not fat people, 3:29, just fat trolls. Who love to gobble sausage fingers.

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  143. Has to pick it up from my doorman?

    I've had a doorman Julia. You're not special. But ya know what? You leave shit with that doorman constantly. I sure hope your broke ass gave him a nice Christmas tip. He's not your assistant and you should not treat him as such.

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  144. "Vacation will only be three days. I can't stand any longer than that. Also, this would be first non-working trip in two years. !!!!!
    19 minutes ago from web
    I'm trying to plan a REAL non-blogging, non-tweeting, no laptop usage vacation for next week, and it's giving me heart palpitations.
    34 minutes ago from web
    Leaving for Sea World at the crack of dawn tomorrow. Yes. That's right. SEA WORLD! The one in Florida.
    about 1 hour ago from web"

    Some questions for Miss Julia Baugher:

    1. Sea World is not a vacation?
    2. What "working" vacations? What work do you do?
    3. Just three days? Because you can't stand to be off the net for that long? Or because that's all you and grandma can afford when you have to foot the bill yourself and not mooch off of someone else?

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  145. Tweets of Greatness

    "web20morons @juliaallison Hey Jackles, how can you consider crappy content, cupcake scarfing, and lying about your travels as WORKING? HAHAHAHAHA"

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  146. She won't last. Even for 3 days. Mis palabras, MARK 'EM.

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  147. 'Scuse me if someoneo already poste dthis, but

    As Gawker points out, seems nealry impossible to enforce, but the FTC wants bloggers to disclose cash-or-goodies-for-reviews/coverage scams... Interesting:

    http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/may2009/tc20090518_532031.htm?chan=top+news_top+news+index+-+temp_news+%2B+analysis

    First question: is Julia Allison getting free tmblr services, ailrine tix other stuff?

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  148. I doubt she gets anything for free now. She has no value to any product or service anymore.

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  149. What is GoFaG?

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  150. I think GoFaG is a pun on GofaG - the website Guest of a Guest, that social life thingie.

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  151. http://julia.nonsociety.com/main.php?type=photo

    In addition to adding some new old photos to Facebook, Julia Allison also apparently stayed up until 5:30 in the morning on May 15 adding some of her fave (read: ALL) celebrity snaps to her photo pages on her blog. Mr. Harvard will be so impressed!! Little Miss LIVES IN THE PAST got a picture with Chamillionaire this one time a few years ago! If that doesn't scream dateable, I don't know what does.

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  152. I know the first thing *I* look for in a man is: picture with rapper? Che-heeeeck!

    God she's brain.damaged.

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  153. @4:08 thank you! No wonder all the smart, polite people that comment on this site hate this woman. Every time I've asked a question, even about the most inane, obscure aspects of this dingbat's life, there's always a pleasant, non-braying response.

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  154. God she's so stupid. I just went to her twitter page. Hard to read. Won't return. She emails Leven Rambin "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY...I LOVE YOU!!" And the comment about recording yourself and Christopher Buckley? Yack. Bring on her vacation.

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  155. Prediction time!

    Julia does a lipdub to Sunny Came Home/Home by Sheryl Crow/Ain't Got a Home by Frogman Henry after moving to her parent's DOWNTOWN CONDO.

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  156. she claimed she would have a twitter-free, blog-free trip to boston a while back... yeah, didn't happen.

    have fun with shamu, jowlia.

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  157. What happened to that Invitation to Dublin? Too, too EXHAUSTING to contemplate after all?

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  158. What happened to the trip to London to speak at an event? Oh, I forgot. If something in Julialand doesn't work out, it is never to be spoken of again and edited from all old blog entries.
    -------
    May 13 - London. I’m giving the keynote at a media awards ceremony there.
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    Posted on Feb 17 and deleted from all previous travel posts when it didn't pan out.

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  159. FUCK CAMPING! (I lqtm when I see your handle because I hear Loren's voice in my head): She mentioned she wanted to take a vacay without internet, but she didn't specifically say she intended to do that on her Boston trip.

    I'm definitely looking forward to the Julia Allison radio silence.

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  160. I can't believe that there are over 160 comments. For what? How jealous and bitter you all are. And what are all the comments about an author called Hunter Thompson/ Who is he? I never heard of him and I am a big reader. Guess he's not all that.

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  161. I think it's strange that you don't know who he is! Have a SO SO NICE day! :)

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  162. Guess you're not a big reader. Moron. Way to parade your ignorance though. Try Dr. Seuss next time, likely way more your speed. No? Ayn Rand then. It's a Joolia FAVE. Sorry. I'm being jealous and bitter; I'll instead allow you to outline how that is and of what? Don't worry sweets, I'll wait.

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  163. Don't worry, 4:38. Julia has no idea who he is either.

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  164. Hey, thanks. There are not many nice people on this board. Have a nice day too!

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  165. Oh geez guys, I must be jealous and bitter of all the reality trainwrecks on Bravo that they tell me to watch and discuss, too! :( NOOOOOOOO

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  166. Anon4:38: Being a "big reader" and never having heard of Hunter S. Thompson? I can see why you're posting as anonymous because that is fucking embarrassing for you. He's only one of the biggest literary/journalistic voices of post-war America. Sheesh.

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  167. Hunter S. Thompson's GhostMay 19, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    And the most influential, cited as a huge literary influence on hundreds of modern-day writers and journalists. Idiot.

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  168. Anon 4:38 is obviously someone trying to have a little fun. No one is that stupid. It's just the "gal about town" commenter again. Ignore and they wil go away.

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  169. i thought this tweet (http://twitter.com/juliaallison/status/1607816191) specifically meant twitter and blog silence for the boston trip...
    anyway, another example of *i'm gonna do this HYPE!* with zero delivery. i'm sure she won't be able to keep her yellow-nailed fingers from a keyboard for long.

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  170. WHAT did you guys say up there?? Move? Move to...CANADA??!!
    No. Just...no. Absolutely not. If you people think for one second that we want her up here, well, you've got another think coming, that's all. If you send her here I'll, I'll, I'll....Well, I guess I'll sputter incoherently and wave my finger at you (you couldn't see it but I did wave a finger when I read that move to Canada thing.) SO SO UNHAPPY! =(

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  171. Don't worry, Colleen unless she lipdubs "Let's go to the mall", Canada is safe, I guess.
    Although, a little Julia Sparkles could be funny for about 10 seconds.

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  172. You are all so obsessed. Who reads peoples tweets that they don't even like. That is like clinical crazy status.

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  173. clinical crazy like Julia Baugher and Julia Allison. Which one is which these days?

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  174. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLSMay 19, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    IGNORE GAL ABOUT TOWN

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  175. This Hemingway/ Who is he? I never heard of him and I am a big reader.

    I love the HIMYM reference! Julia won't get it since we know she only knows NPH as Doogie.

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