Friday, May 15, 2009

TMI Weakly: I Find It So Strange That You Would Think I Was A Psychopath For Keeping Excel Spreadsheets On All My Old Boyfriends



Jackles's Excel spreadsheet confession? I truly have no words except these: if she had a penis instead of a golden vagina, would you not be seriously considering notifying the authorities? She's a creep!

What a strange thing to confess! Have a nice day XO!

35 comments:

  1. Strange how every TMI episode is rated 5 stars on YouTube, too.

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  2. Woe to any man who crosses Jackal's path on July 18th.

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  3. It would be more interesting if they fought. All this nicey-nicey bullshit = yack

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  4. Five years out of college and still in high school.

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  5. I have spy cams in all my ex boyfriend's bedrooms!

    Have a nice day!!!
    xoxo
    Julia :-) So Happy!

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  6. Christ that was bad. And keeping lists of your boyfriends and what you did with them and when?
    Julia, behaving like a googly eyed teen at 28 is not cute.

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  7. What does the brain trust at Caress think of this bizarre trio? Do they really think this association is going to improve their brand association in any way?

    Fail.

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  8. Love ol' pumpkin smile Asha cringing, visibly mouthing shut the fuck up, when Jackles proudly tells the world about the spreadsheet.

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  9. "If you don't need to cuddle, then no need for a boyfriend"
    -Rambo

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  10. I just edited that to add that she's a creep. Because I'm sorry, she is. If any guy told a woman he kept an Excel spreadsheet about all of his old girlfriends, would she not run screaming in the opposite direction?

    Jackles is one creepy fuck.

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  11. Keeping a spreadsheet on old boyfriends? Sounds like my kind of gal!

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  12. Patrick Bateman, Julia is way too fat and classless for a serial-killing i-banker like you. You actually do deserve, and get, better.

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  13. Dying to know what's on the Y axis of that spread sheet? Peen size? Days she made him suffer prior to spreading the vag? Degrees and institutions? Founder status? HS clubs? Parent lineage?

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  14. Also: making out at the beach is gross for anyone who isn't you.

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  15. But she has 3 dates tonight guys!
    She's a gal on the town! She's desirable!!

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  16. Meghan's reactions to the cuckoo are telling. She wants to demonstrate distance between herself and Moon Loon.

    Anybody else notice that Her Julianess is never center-frame during the intro? The camera is square on Meghan or Mary. Wonder why? ;-)

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  17. What happened to this chick, honest to God. Why is she so damaged? Those responses to the TMI commenters were totally insane, not to mention all these psychotic ideas about men, marriage, relationships, Excel spreadsheets, etc.

    Did Daddy not love her enough?

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  18. Whatever it is, it's deep.

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  19. Expired Dating ColumnistMay 16, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    Why are they all rocking back and forth?

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  20. I find it so strange that you don't like the smell of my hairless green vag! Have a nice day!

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  21. Records CustodianMay 16, 2009 at 12:15 AM

    Jacy, do you know who Paul Janka is? Julia "discovered" him. He is the skeeviest guy on the planet, and he, too, keeps a spreadsheet. Of the girls he has fucked.

    clicky

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  23. The spreadsheet is less creepy than her well known habit of posting photographs of former boyfriends on her blog and carrying on about her former relationships with them, especially when those guys have long since moved on and gotten married.

    Can anyone really imagine Julia getting a boyfriend this summer? She's lost her looks, which was the only thing she had going for her.

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  24. Meghan actually looked cute in this episode. Kah-dooze to Mary for fitting her in a flattering outfit that makes her look like she isn't an anorexic teenager. Although Meghan really, REALLY needs to stop with the overacting. She is pretty but it is obvious she wasn't meant to be in front of the camera. Mary is definitely turning out to be the natural of the bunch.

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  25. I loved how Meghan said that all the guys she meets in summer just want to have flings right after Julia just said most of the guys she has "had relationships" with she met during the summer. OF COURSE Julia has only ever been involved with men who are looking for a fling! She is so vapid, self-absorbed and aggressively unlikable. Not only that, she structures her entire world around what she thinks a certain type of man would like.

    Men don't want to be seriously involved with a woman like you Julia! If you want to find a rich husband you need to tone it down, start focusing on producing babies and hang around CT until some old WASP decides to wed you. You lose friends so easily, is it any wonder why you also lose men so easily?

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  26. How does she have three dates in one night? Can she not give someone the chance to actually get to know them over the evening. Or does she scare her dates away with her braying hello.

    My guess? These dates don't exist at all.

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  27. I think the excel spreadsheet info lends J.A. some needed geek cred, actually.

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  28. "I think the excel spreadsheet info lends J.A. some needed geek cred, actually."

    What? This is like saying tossing a radio into her boyfriend's bath makes her a physicist.

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  29. That's actually a good point, 1:44. I know of one or two of my nerd friends who would probably do something like that, but purely for research purposes; not for remembering anniversaries.

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  30. Boner from Growing PainsMay 16, 2009 at 2:18 AM

    Check this out - when you google Nonsociety, here's the order of the results:

    Nonsociety - Julia
    Nonsociety - Live Differently (homepage)
    More than Mary
    Reblogging Nonsociety
    Nonsociety - Meghan

    Both RBNS and Mary's new site have a closer connection to Nonsociety than Meghan does!

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  31. Can someone explain the lipdub thing? Why does she post those?

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  32. Is that JA's mating call at 3:42?

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  33. 2:18
    there is no explanation

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  34. 12:41 lol @ KAHDOOZE... Ramona on Housewives ftw!! :)

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