Monday, May 4, 2009

Julia: Once Again Advertising The Crazy

juliaallison: Why did I promise to go meet this guy for drinks on a Sunday night again?? Ugh. #wishIwereinbed


Good question. Why would anyone agree to go out with some guy at 10:30 on a Sunday night? Could it be because there's a contract of some sort?

I am sure there will be some quality men knocking down her door soon once they see that vomitous lunch.com post on laser hair removal and the photos on her "lifecast" of all the wedding gowns that make her cry.

p.s. Why lunch.com, we wonder, and not on her own content-starved blog? Oh yeah. Of course! She wants free treatments!

104 comments:

  1. She said in her lunch.com review that free touch-ups for laser removal are typical and I'm wondering if anyone here knows if that is true.

    And this is going to be an upcoming topic for an episode of TMI? This is indeed too much for the back of taxi cabs, I know that.

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  2. Bitching and moaning about EVERY date she goes on and posting a dozen pictures of dream wedding dresses... and Julia Allison wonders why she's single.

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  3. free touchups! don't forget to ask about free touch ups!

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  4. Every dating blogger/dating columnist/sex columnists I know are all insane, busted and single.

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  5. Ingrown DevelopmentMay 4, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    She probably thinks she is helping "poor girls who are so ashamed of their body hair" by telling them that she has those "problems" too! Oh, all the money that is spent for men...

    You make me sick, Miss Julia! Keep believing in that oh-so-cute Venus v. Mars crap! Such a feminist...such a consumer! What a spokewoman for capitalism!

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  6. Mary is such the queen of the cutting, backhanded remark. I sort of love her for it. Some dagger gems from this weekend, probably directed right at Julia:

    " A mini photo shoot would have been selfish, not to metion tacky." - Mary explaining why she didn't get more pictures of the bride and her gown at a wedding she attended this weekend.

    "A million thanks to Linda Pradka, owner of Ilus - a cocktail dress and gown rental boutique based in SoHo that ships nationwide. I called her yesterday because I was up a creek without a dress. After shopping online, I had her overnight 2 dresses in a size 4 to my hotel in Austin. Both fit, both looked great. And I got a million compliments on my Heidi Weisel dress. THANK YOU LINDA!" - Mary shows how a proper freebie shout out is done. Julia? Going to the White House Correspondent's Dinner this weekend and nary a mention of Ilus... most likely because they will no longer work with her.

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  7. 10:00, I'd agree if you qualified that statement if you said "in NYC." DC, LA, Chicago and Boston have some really cute dating bloggers/columnists. The ones in NYC are all undateable narcissistic whack jobs.

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  8. Julia was the only dating columnist in Manhattan that was considered attractive. That's how she got the job in the first place. All the rest that I heard of via Gawker were pretty fug and definitely BSC. It's a shame what Julia did to her face. She might still have the TONY gig.

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  9. Vom. post re: Lazer treatments. I love how she writes an epic post on her crotch mustache but can't bring herself to provide ANY content for her website. WTF?

    And, I checked out the Ilus website and there's really nothing "Julia like" available. She needs a dress in her comfort zone; "Empire float" or "hour glass a-line."

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  10. Baugher Bingo - Inappropriate Formal Wear Edition.

    Give yourself a square if Julia shows up to the WHCD this weekend in:
    1. Black - her least favorite color!
    2. Barely formal empire waist nightgown picked up at a sample sale
    3. H&M black halter gown
    4. Age inappropriate Betsey Johnson or other similarly crazy pastel, poofy and ruffled frock.
    5. Recycled birthday dress.
    6. Something resembling a wedding gown. With the ineffable Alexander Marquardt. With captions about how she wants to marry him and have his babies.
    7. A tutu

    Automatic bingo win if she doesn't show up at all.

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  12. Double auto bingo win if Dan-related sad :(-ness (aka no dress) has to do with her not showing up.

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  13. CT posted, "Jesus that's more content on getting her bikini line fried then Davos, SXSW, CES and Munich combined. " Exactly my point.

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  14. Julia's twitter:
    "Laser Hair Removal = Best $$ I Ever Spent --> http://lunch.com/t/87v (this is prep for a TMIweekly episode on hair removal)
    about 14 hours ago from web"

    EW. An entire episode on laser hair removal? (AKA an episode dedicated to Julia Allison talking about herself). Really??? Can't wait to see Mary and Meghan's disgusted faces.

    Julia is so tragically boring that these topics - laser hair removal, horoscopes, boxes vs. briefs - are the only ones she has anything to contribute to. Julia's interests are those of a small town 15 year old girl. She really is boring, uncultured and stupid beyond belief. Her parents must be so proud of her six figure Georgetown education and $10,000 graduation gift. It's really paid off.

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  15. @janet: "Julia is so tragically boring that these topics - laser hair removal, horoscopes, boxes vs. briefs - are the only ones she has anything to contribute to. Julia's interests are those of a small town 15 year old girl. She really is boring, uncultured and stupid beyond belief. Her parents must be so proud of her six figure Georgetown education and $10,000 graduation gift. It's really paid off."

    ... you nailed it. someone with nothing to say who wants to be heard. instead of working on having something to say, just yelling me me me me me. enabled by technology.

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  16. Well, Julia, you probably agreed to meet for drinks on a Sunday night because you can sleep until noon Monday.

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  17. It must be nice to be able to whine about your late Sunday night dates when you have the luxury of sleeping until noon or so on Mondays anyway, eh? Oh, but don't listen to me stating the obvious; her life is still SOOOO EXHAUSTING, peoples!!!

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  18. Julia, you agreed to a late night Sunday date because you are JUST THAT desperate.

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  19. Why does Jules repeatedly schedule Sunday night dates that start at 10:30 or 11? She's not really interested in "finding a man" if this is her dating technique.

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  20. Looks more like the Diary of a Call girl approach, only without the sex.

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  21. She's not interested in finding a man, she just wants to continually remind us of her desirability to men. She is pursued. She has men lining up to meet her, even for a half hour antioxidant tea break at 11pm on a Sunday. She is a catch, folks - no doubt about it with that hectic, packed dating schedule.

    In reality she dicks around town and her apartment doing fuck-all-nothing 22 hours a day, pretending to be Carrie Bradshaw and patrolling the internet as the Image Police.

    She needs to just fucking stop it. Go home to your parents, Julia. Find something to do besides walking around the playground holding up your dress.

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  22. That lunch.com article is not loading for me, although I really doubt I am missing anything groundbreaking.

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  23. You're missing something hysterical.

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  24. Well she got home about twelve hours ago after drinking her exhausting tea, so there should be some more quinceanera dresses up soon! wheeee

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  25. 10:05

    My sister was at the wedding that Mary went to with Trey. She said Mary looked beautiful. On the pics though, the bride asked Mary not to post pictures of her face on the blog, so did a couple of the guests.

    I think she handled it pretty well by not posting pictures of their faces though.

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  26. oh, man...that just makes me laugh. I thought you were joking about the antioxidant tea break, partypants. But she really did!!!

    10:30 PM Sunday night drinks date = bootycall


    I can just see her suggesting Starbucks at the last minute and the guy is like, WTF...Or maybe they did meet at a lounge & he ordered a Dewars & soda and looked at her with a smile and she leaned into the waitress and brayed, "Do you have any TEA?"

    I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do. Most people would know what's up and decline the date. But not Jules. She'd rather go and prove her point.

    "You may think the ball is in your court but I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, mister! I know your type and I am NOT drinking any alcohol. So there."

    Julia, Doris Day called and she wants her copy of The Rules back.

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  27. PP, that dress is hid.EE.ous!! But if someone sewed a Monique L. label into it, Juju would be braying about what an "ethereal confection" it is.

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  28. You KNOW that late Sunday date was a booty call - Julia gives it away by going out of her way to mention she only ordered TEA. Julia is a pathological liar - but a horrible pathological liar. Her overcompensating about how she DID NOT DRINK means she was attempting to cover her shame that she's desperate enough to take late night dates from matchmaker men who don't want to shell out the cash for a real dinner date - just $3 for a tea and a cheap hook up. GROSS. Julia, I read this in my YM magazine from 1993: if you don't respect yourself, no one else will.

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  29. 1:13

    I respectfully disagree. I think it's Julia's M.O. to make late night sunday dates and then control the evening/man by only having a cup of tea and going home. In fact, I completely believe her. She probably was 3 hours late, skipped out on the dinner portion of the date, and showed up at 10:30 at Starbucks for a cup of tea.

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  30. Speaking of has beens, how many milliseconds before Julia Allison jumps on the new issue of Vanity Fair - the Jessica Simpson "I'm Not Fat" cover story - gushing praise and comparing herself to Jessica Simpson? 3... 2.. 1...

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  31. Total Jing, maybe what I said didn't translate well but that's precisely what I'm saying. It's a control move, a Rules Girl move. She made sure to Twitter about it, too. "I said I met him for drinks but I HAD TEA."

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  32. Then we agree :-) Sorry for the misunderstanding.

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  34. Although I don't think the hook-up happened. I think she really is sexually repressed and wouldn't know a BIG O if one pulsated through her body and left her thighs giggling.

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  35. Anon 1:21, I think TJ was disagreeing with me, but yeah - it was a Rules "I'm in control move" except it's totally not. If she was really in control, she'd be going on more "normal" dates of her choosing - dinner, etc. - but clearly her only dates are last minute, late night deals because she's taking whatever she can get. Beggars can't be choosers. Julia's trying to class it up by saying she just met for a tea (no booze!!!! no caffeine!!!!) but a late night date is a late night date: most people (those who don't have a Julia PhD like us) will assume BOOTY CALL.

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  36. Oh, definitely PT. The assumption would be booty call. I bet the men she goes out with are very surprised when all she wants is tea. Mixed signals!

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  37. Oh - wait - sorry, total Jing. I was anon 12:54, the first one who said that the tea move was a power play. You & I both respectfully disagree with anon 1;13. Hookup? Hell naw.

    Sorry for the confusion & I need to make up a user name.

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  38. TJ, Julia thinks "Big O" refers to Oprah.

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  39. Except if she was a devotee to The Rules she'd never agree to go out with someone late on a Sunday night to begin with. Bad Jackles!

    Also, Jessica Simpson, in JA's mind, is too low-rent for her to blog about. Even though JA makes JSimp seem like Stella McCartney by comparison -- even Jessica Simpson outclasses Jackles by miles.

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  40. Johnny OptionalMay 4, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    Julia Allison wants everybody to know her body is hairless like an infant.

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  41. Jessica Simpson a) has a quarterback boyfriend b) had a reality show.

    Jessica Simpson - 2
    Julia Allison - 0

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  42. Jessica Simpson

    a) Doesn't make me want to stab my own vagina so as not to be associated with the gender

    b) Is not looking more and more like LIIIIZAAAA with every passing day.

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  43. Agreed, TJ. Julia Allison is all about assumptions, innuendo and mixed signals. Except she lacks the discretion to pull it off. If Julia did hook up, we'd see those late night "mmmmmmmmm" "Grin ;)" tweets. Now THAT is TMI.

    And Jacy - Julia absolutely thinks she is "above" Jessica Simpson - even though Jessica actually once sold music/products that people wanted to buy, had a TV show and dates - not hooks up with - an NFL quarterback. She'd only praise Jessica Simpson in the context of her putting on weight and having sexy curves, to make herself feel better about her "curves."

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  44. Total Jing is SO RIGHT: "I respectfully disagree. I think it's Julia's M.O. to make late night sunday dates and then control the evening/man by only having a cup of tea and going home."

    The whole, "I only drink water thing" is merely an upperhand tactic. Have you ever been out with people who enjoy watching other people get wasted, if only to get info with which they can embarrass them with later? That's kind of was JA does; it's very much a control thing, but also, she views her entire life like a job, so she figures every second of the day she's "on duty," like a cop, and so she can never just relax and enjoy herself.

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  45. I think we can ALL agree - Julia Allison is a boring prude with a pastel pink stick up her ass.

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  46. Julia is to dating advice, what Countess Luanne is to manners.

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  47. 2:55 Thanks. Julia is incredibly rigid. She doesn't follow the rules except her own which appear self sabatoging and without logic. The review of her date with the academic is exactly how 99.9% of her dates go. What successful man would put up with her lateness?

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  48. Julia applies Countess LuAnn's favorite saying "chin chin!" to herself - quite literally.

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  49. Total Jing -- no successful men put up with her lateness. She goes out an endless string of first dates - never second, third or 11th. Most of them are set up as matchmaker inventory. Any real ones - like the one with the academic - are followed up with 2,000 word post date essays.

    Julia is alone and will continue to be alone. Her behavior when it comes to men is repulsive and her seriously fucked up notions - like women "letting themselves go" after marriage - will insure that she will NEVER be in a successful or healthy relationship. It doesn't matter if it's a tech CEO of Joe the Manager of Denny's - no man will stick around long enough to put up with her bullshit.

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  50. Bravo 3:14! It really disturbs me that any young teen or college girl, even 1 (we know it can't be more than 25), look up to her! If that's what you think a lady should act/look like, then you're in for a life of unsuccessful romantic pursuits.

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  51. And because this type of jules behavior infuriates me more than anything else, I have one more thought...

    She always thinks of herself as inventory even when she doesn't use a matchmaker. It's all about "how can I (read: Julia) make myself attractive to X man." Yes, all women have done this to some extent, however, she never thinks she is enough. She molds, remolds, sculpts her brain and body into something she thinks will be purchased by a man. Not only is her face looking wonky from all the remolding, but her brain has gone to moosh.

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  52. Add hypocrite which I accidentally almost spelled hippocrite btw. and show me where to cosign.

    It's too bad that she's so caught up in the one and only routine she knows because it was so much more fun watching this for the fist time...

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  53. ^^
    was aimed at 2.58, gee, you guys are firing away quickly today.

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  54. Between the creepy wedding dress parade and constantly repeating that women get fat and hairy after marriage I'm sure those proposals are pouring in, Julia.

    Prediction: Posting in the next few months of pink strollers, supercute babies in cutie cute cute outfits, cuuuuuteomgcute baby furniture.

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  55. Party Pants

    And just to add, there are fat and hairy women that find men. Even successful men. And lead happy lives with them. There are men that like hairy vag-jay-jays. There are men that could care less either way. In fact, I know some men that are very creeped out by bare etc. And I know plenty of gals that despite their man's preference, keep their coochs in the condition they want. Novel idea, ha? She probably gets her backside bleached too.

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  56. Julia's apartment is decorated in PB Kids - she does not have to go far to find cuuuute baby furniture - her apartment looks like a damn nursery. Reason #395 that men flee from her. And men like all types - hairy, non hairy, whatev. Julia completely misses the point that it's your PERSONALITY that gets a man to stick around - not your cleavage, your sausage curls, your four inch heels or your waxed body. GROW THE FUCK UP JULIA.

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  57. Oh...TJ I wasn't implying anything, but well, the superficial types of men Jaba chases, the type she is trying to look like a 21 year old, hairless co-ed for - they would be put off by her sentiments of 'letting yourself go' after marriage.

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  58. Hair removal? Her thighs are expanding to hide the V anyway.

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  59. Oh party pants, my pathetic cool girl, I meant that Julia thinks that fat hairy girls don't get men which is NOT true. I know you know better. We know these things in our collective pathetic girl club.

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  60. TJ, it's like we are sisters. Sisters in AWESOME.

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  61. The laser removal treatments confirm everything I've said about Julia. She's an idiot to promote something like this during a recession whenever most twentysomethings just wax or take a razor and trimmer when they are prepping to hook up with someone. I can only imagine how insecure she must be about her vagina that she would spend thousands to rid herself of ingrown hairs.

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  62. Records CustodianMay 4, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Further to your point, 4:34, laser hair removal is one of the bigger rip offs out there. It never gets rid of everything, just lessens it, so you are still getting waxed or shaving and all that just as often - just not as much volume.

    And the idea of free follow ups? That is hilarious. The whole expense of laser hair removal is the number of times it takes to get rid of it, and, as I explained, it never goes away entirely. I don't know a single place that does free follow ups,unless we're talking one zap session a year in the years following, which is about as handy as one of your still-necessary wax sessions.

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  63. She's obsessed with her vagina. Won't let guys get near hers because she is insecure. Took pictures of that vulva art and the vagina poster at the Vagina Monolgues all "tee-hee" because that's all she wants, to arouse her fans to lust for her body. The Lolita act probably worked really well ten years ago. But I am betting in real life that she's now so hesitant to get naked and have sex that she is a really lousy lay when she does.

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  64. Julia Allison is an uptight prude with daddy issues and some seriously messed up ideas about women and sexuality. The only thing remotely interesting about this bore is how she parades around her obvious issues publicly and online, so we can all sit back and play armchair psychiatrist.

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  65. How the tables have turned since the days when you, Julia, would go on cable news to talk about Britney and Lindsay and their vaginas. Thanks to karma and technology other people can come here to point out that now you're fat, your face is old and your vag is beat.

    How does it FEEELLLLL

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  66. Her outfit for the Dr. Bobby date was [dare I say it] appropriate, the skirt is actually cute and the black top looks nice with it... the skirt isn't too short either!

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  67. @451 I don't think she was always a prude. She seems to have been very eager to put out during her high-school and college years. Funny that someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages cares so much about what her privates and naked body look like.

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  68. @4:55. Agreed. It's boring and stodgy but appropriate. She looked like a Lincoln Park Trixie. That's her style.

    (The Chicagoans will know what I mean)

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  69. Ha TJ

    Lincoln Park Trixie!! That's perfect. I just think that picture of her is the best she has posted in months...she looks normal.

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  70. I love the wikipedia entry on Lincoln Park Trixies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trixie_(woman)

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  71. Oops, posted to soon. Let me quote:

    "Trixies are typically depicted as "social climbing, marriage-minded, money-hungry young ladies that seem to flock to the upwardly-mobile neighborhood of Lincoln Park."[1] Another description calls them "the women with Kate Spade bags for every day of the week; the ex-sorority girls still lusting after big, dumb jocks; the women who go to law school to find husbands."[2]

    As such, "Trixies" are not unique to Chicago but representative of a stereotyped subculture in contemporary America. According to National Geographic, this stereotype describes a "blond, late-twenties woman with a ponytail who works in PR or marketing, drives a black Jetta, gets manicures and no-foam skim lattes."[3] One must also note that Trixies typically have a small dog (a pug, puggle or shiba inu), uses recyclable doggie bags and knows all of the other neighborhood dog owners by their dogs name. The equally stereotyped male counterparts of Trixies are generically given the name "Chad" or "Trix-he's."[4]"

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  72. How have we never heard how and when Julia lost her virginity? Was it with Dan? That's exactly the sort of oversharing that I would think she would bestow upon her loyal readers.

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  73. But Julia Allison was wearing BLACK on her sympathy date with Dr. Bobby. Julia HATES black - she only wears white and espadrilles! And really... anyone would look good next to that freakish sweater that Dr. Bobby was wearing.

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  74. Julia lost it to Dan in the back of a car or something like that when she was 16 or 17. Hence her EXTREME attachment issues with him. I forgot where I read that - maybe on her old blog.

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  75. Ugh. Why would I want to know THAT? *shudders*

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  76. HAR! Very Nice! Meghan's ripped off and uncredited graphic for a post about internships actually has the artist, copyright and reproduction watermark still on it. This girl is a flaming idiot:

    http://meghan.nonsociety.com/post/103352115-0-0

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  77. More typical "like MEEEE or SUCK IT haters" aggression from Julia's tweets:

    "HA! I'm a "MACHINE of happiness & non-sickening POSITIVITY in this cynical city." So suck it, NY mag: www.nymag.com/nymag/letters...
    41 minutes ago from web"

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  78. Who is the blogger that leaped to her defense? And she's proud because 1 fucking person wrote to NY MAG to defend her?

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  79. Okay, so the blogger that defended allison is the Patrol Mag blog writer, http://www.patrolmag.com/scanner/1622/julia-allison-is-not-a-banal-lifecaster & He notes in the comments that he defended Jackels because he owed her one after writing this, http://www.patrolmag.com/arts/1385/dear-emily-gould

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  80. That Patrol mag writer was making fun of her, not defending her.

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  81. Exactly. And Julia and NY Mag are thankful for the defense. She is VERRRY confused.

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  82. The Patrol mag piece is totally tongue-in-cheek. Jeez.

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  83. As usual, Julia believes that someone is coming to her defense when actually the joke is one her. And NY Mag can only point to one supposed "defender" who happens to be one of her biggest critics. D'OH

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  84. So this is the only mention Julia could find of herself after sleeping until noon and frantically searching and googling herself all day? (first blog post and tweet wasn't until about an our ago.) She seriously needs to find a new hobby because being a boring, broke, shut in blogger clearly isn't cutting it anymore. Girlfriend is losing her marbles.

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  85. "She's not in on the joke" pretty much sums up Julia's entire existence.

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  86. Thank Goodness she woke up today to post 1 single post on her lifecast (her JOB). A photo of "poms pom" flowers with a declaration that it's spring!

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  87. She doesn't have a conference coming up so of course she doesn't need to make an effort to keep up with her "business."

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  88. But Julia, what about business school? And that book you were gonna write? Tell us more???

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  89. Don't forget the screen play promised in her New Years Resolution. Mary is a smart bitch not to broadcast her resolutions, Julia. Take a note.

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  90. This laser hair post is very curious. A few comments -
    * this is actual content, put it on your damn blog so people have something to read! (but as others have suggested, she's put it on lunch.com site so as to suck up to the sites owner or get free treatments etc.)
    * women don't wax after marriage? Truly bizarre. Does Julia know any married women?
    * This comment from a "feminist" ? : "we're women. We put ourselves through such a spectrum of pain to look & feel good"
    * outing her mom as having had her whole body lasered, guess her mom's cool with it?
    * too much gross detail sorry. Especially the STD comment which was just very odd. Surely a discussion with the bf about the fact she had ingrown hairs is possible?

    She could use a darn good editor ( and not Momsers). But I'm guessing that just like her view of therapy and medication she "doesn't need it".

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  91. WHAT. DOES. SHE. DO. ALL. DAY?????

    I imagine Julia Baugher sleeping until noon, rolling out of bed, donning a slanket and Juicy sweats and surfing the internet for about four hours, putting on her moon boots to venture a block to buy a sandwich, surfing the internet for another five hours, showering, donning a lolita outfit, going on a late night date, coming home, surfing the internet for another three hours and then going to bed at 4 a.m., wake up, do it all again. What a meaningless existence.

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  92. She works so hard behind the scenes. SO HARD.

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  93. Excuse me, Julia has to UPDATE. HER. TWITTER.
    And take down her haterzzzz. And buy cupcakesssss.
    SO. EXHAUSTING!111!!!1!

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  94. Julia, if the most excruciating gauntlet of pain you've experienced is control top pantyhose, I think you lose your right to bitch about anything.

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  95. As a happily married woman who waxes and works out religiously, including after two kids, that anti-married woman bullshit just chaps my ass. Fuck you, Julia Allison. You might be that kind of fraud, but speak for your fucking self. I keep my body hair neat and tidy, I work out to maintain my figure and I do it for ME, not for my man, nor was I ever interested in luring him with false advertising.

    Who raised this lunatic?

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  96. Sorry to repeat but this is killing me. Julia just posted:

    She’s actually kind of a machine of happiness and non-sickening positivity in this cynical city.

    -

    Patrol Magazine, in response to NY magazine calling me a “banal lifecaster.” SO THERE, NY mag.

    ZING! ZOW!

    BOOM!

    SNAP! … Okay, I’m done …


    ---

    She repeated her twitter. She doesn't get that her one supposed defender was MAKING FUN OF HER.

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  97. I look forward to her content from this event:

    ON DA JA SCHED: Dinner with @davidkarp, @shiralazar, @randizuckerberg at Lure Fishbar, tonight!

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  98. Hm. I sort of want spam her with fathairychicksex.com emails now.

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  99. I think she got the referring to herself as "JA" from RBNS.
    Without David Karp and Zuckerberg where would she be? Strategic friendships indeed.
    No doubt there will be Twittered hints about some Big New Idea they are concocting together at dinner accompanied by lots of I'm So Happy BS.

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  100. Thank god, it's been what - four days or so since the last booty call from our little Karpian munchkin. I'm in desperate need of some feined boredom/hipster posey pics from the pepto palace!

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  101. Julia is retarded! She goes and links to a rebuttal of NyMag's approval Matrix and doesn't realize the author is being sarcastic. Girl just sees her name in Google alerts and reads no further.

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/103480018-0-1

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  102. narcissist headbandMay 5, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    Anon 6:49--YES!!!! I am completely irritated by JAB's weird views on married life. In what world do women just totally lose all will to look good, feel good, have sex, etc., after getting married? I am also married with three little kids, and although my body is not at its best right now (10 wks after birth of last child), i am working on it. and it has nothing to do with my husband...i simply want to look good and feel good for ME. what is with this idiot?!??! i pity the guy she does end up with...she obviously already has no respect for him nor herself.

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