Especially because the finger bruises below are rather suggestive of wider issues:
And isn't the expression on Owen Thomas' face priceless? Something to the effect of "get your talons off me." I dunno. He's obviously not the finger bruiser, or finger banger! HA. Nom. Nom.
Ooops. My nurse is here. Gotta run.
UPDATE: I have had a long day of talking about my feelings and such. I am at the facility. My beloved is at a different kind of facility (or so the rumor has it). Also, sex bruises are nothing to be ashamed of. Parading them around, I am told, is tacky. And attention seeking and probably indicative of wider issues. Sometimes people get help for their 'personality problems,' again, so I am told! I feel woozy. I don't know what they are giving me here, but it beats the hell out of, excuse me, is a lot better than the windy vestibule.