Nonsociety: The whithering remains of a once brilliantly marketed trio/reality show concept...
TAKE OFF THE EARRINGS, AND LET US DO THIS THING, BITCHES!!!
A commenter point out this amazing smackdown on Lunch.com courtesy of former superfan Sheryl Spencer. If Poofy can alienate her fans so quickly (as recently as Christmastime, Sheryl was vehemently defend those of us who call Yackles on her goat shit), who know who next?
I think Rambo take off the earrings any second now. I make nice big batch of fried pig testicles and watch.
RG-
ReplyDeleteDid you notice that the man who once tried to court Julia with Diamonds on Lunch.com is now in agreement with Sheryl:
Delreal
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On Monday
I agree with you. They ask for opinions but they only post their own words and after a while it becomes predictable and boring.
1:57
ReplyDeleteDelreal is right.You cannot run a business where you CONSTANTLY BEG for feedback only never to respond, start contests promising to send prizes out (never happened except for the 2 umbrellas Julia gave away in her apartment lobby), and promise future events and coverage of them and then NEVER deliver.
T.J. --
ReplyDeleteOh, that good. Also? I had Randi Zuckerberg now. K thx bai.
Sorry, I mean I HATE Randi Zuckerberg now.
ReplyDeleteI am wery drunk.
I just skimmed through Marys blog and I've got to say, her sense of entitlement is staggering and her constant label dropping makes me cringe. I get she's labeled the "style snob" but Mary, sweetie, sounding so nouveau riche is never in style.
ReplyDeleteHas this been pointed out yet? from Julia's site:
ReplyDelete"Since I discovered Lunch (I still think the name is dumb), I’ve written a handful of reviews there - on shih-tzus, Kaiya Eve tutus, Sugar Sweet Sunshine cupcakes, laser hair removal, and the Blueprint Cleanse."
She really doesn't know how to not bite the hand that feeds. "I still think the name is dumb"??? Seriously? Says the creator of "NonSociety"...
Ashton Kutcher may be at the WHCD this evening. Triple Bonus Points Jules if you can stalker-pressure him into a photo-op. Please Ms Incorrigible one, don't let us down.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day! XO
I think she's getting paid by lunch.com for her reviews.
ReplyDeleteYeah but who benefits from tutu reviews?
ReplyDeleteCoolio: that would be the writers of psychiatry textbooks.
ReplyDeleteAs for Sheryl's review, it's good and scathing, but I have to admit to being stunned that any sane and sentient adult ever believed that Julia Allison / Julia Baugher was a successful journalist with some sort of SATC-like life.
Julia Allison / Julia Baugher has always been a useless tool, but now her personality and antics are finally catching up with her.
@anon 2:50....precisely why saying "I still think the name is dumb" is uh, for lack of a better word....DUMB.
ReplyDeleteThe blueprint cleanse review shows a breathtakingly unhealthy and ignorant approach to nutrition. Is that the best that lunch.com can offer? They'll be out of business within a year.
ReplyDeleteWell-thought out review from Sheryl, but I agree with previous posters on this site when they say they don't understand how anyone could have thought this girl was glamorous or "SATC-like." The lip dubs alone are off-putting enough. And EDC: I'd say that the review on Blueprint is only a jumping off point for her damaged view of the world, not just nutrition. But then again, she does suffer from an eating disorder. The skewed psychology of someone with a problem like that can never really be cured in the traditional sense. It takes a lot of hard work to wrestle with something like that.
ReplyDeleteOh my God, so insanity runs in the family. This is her cousin's Twitter, the one she was thanking for the 45-minute talk or whatever ...
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.com/RealLifeLoA
Who are the raging idiots at Blueprint Cleanse who allow Julia McFatty Fatterson to hawk the brand? If I were them, I'd be like, "Okay, Julia, we'll keep giving you free juice as long as you promise never to affiliate yourself with our product again."
ReplyDeleteSimilar story with Lunch.com. You'd think they'd see all the nasty comments, negative reviews, and realize they've made a horrible, horrible error in associating themselves with Julia.
Honestly, are venture capitalists just giving out startup money to anyone these days?
Also, she is very fat these days.
ReplyDeleteThis just in:
ReplyDeletejuliaallison: Seriously considering double bagging my spanx tonight. Anyone ever tried that?
Isn't Spanx that slimming underwear? And isn't double bagging something rather obscene?
Is she fishing for compliments or accepting the fuller truth?
Julia, you cannot Spanx-away your triple chins.
ReplyDeleteAh, here we go.
ReplyDeletebabyfallenangel: @juliaallison I am sure you do not need to even wear one pair. God designed you and he does not make mistakes.
2 minutes ago from web
Dahling,
ReplyDeleteMaybe with a full body spanx, similar to the full body condoms in The Naked Gun it's possible?
When I go to http://twitter.com/RealLifeLoA this is what my brain sees:
ReplyDelete@ghgfh @fjfehutrioegjlkdfgjkld!! $3 #jfjff
###fhj@# @#jukidfkyr##3jk
@ng17ks### @rtrt @rtRT @iUIui @uiUIUI
she's thinking of wearing to pair of spanx? NO!!! You will sweat and smell julia.
ReplyDeleteSpanx are crotchless, though. They have an opening for easy peeing but it doesn't work. You'll "splash" yourself.
@4:45 LOLZ. I had a similar thought. It's all ###$$$ rt@hannahbannana xoxox #lovemesop kldkajfsd
ReplyDeleteNomSociety and Dahling: You two are killing it today. I am howling.
ReplyDeleteNomSociety:
ReplyDeletesoj9q209((#@8@IAMINSANEANDSOISMYCOUSIN##wlla8ihss%%@OO#$
Ugh. Did you take a peak at her homepage, NomSociety? Some atrocious life coaching going on over there.
ReplyDeleteDouble banging (or whatever) your spanx is a recipe for crotch rot.
ReplyDeleteIronic-It's basically her cousin's version of "The Secret." Now we know where Yulio gets all that secret crap. If you want it, you got it.
ReplyDeleteAint true.
You must work also.
Proof: Julia's resolutions.
Here's a link to the guest list for the WHCD:
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/o8o2x6
Should we take wagers on how many celebs she will stalk tonight?
And how much you wanna bet she posts something like:
'OHMYGOD.COM!!! Just talked to Michelle Obama in the ladie's room for 10 MINUTES!!!!'
'Ashton you are MUCH cuter in person!!!'
'I am SO TIRED!! BLERGH!! But SO worth it. Got to chat with Todd Palin, Hoda Kotb, Colin Powell (SO handsome!!)'
'Had a VERY long talk with Owen Wilson. VERY deep. Talked about meaning of life and dealing with negative press.'
I see that David Brennan, CEO, AstraZeneca will be attending. Perhaps, she could speak to them about sponsoring some of their "neuroscience medicines." AstraZeneca manufactures several medications that would work well with Julia's brain chemistry:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.astrazeneca.com/medicines/neuroscience/
ZOMG! My feet are killing me! I am so blessed though! I crashed Shephard Smith's table because it was close to the front. er..woops. Seems he is still mad at me for blogging about him throwing up behind his news desk during my 232nd TV show appearance. I told him to give it up, nobody remembers that, it was like a year ago. Going to find Randi and Brent, need OBO for after-party. Have a great day! XO
ReplyDeleteTalking with Alabama Maersk Capt. Richard Phillips and wife!!!! INSPIRATION. HAPPY DANCE.
ReplyDeleteGreat job Sheryl. Now let me know when That Girl Allison comes around too.
ReplyDeleteI seriously fucking hate The Secret/LoA cult. How is it a secret that if you are nice people will likely be nice to you? If you are positive, your life will feel positive? What a secret. They should bottle it.
ReplyDeleteI mean, could there be anything more narcissistic? Yes, the Universe is very closely paying attention to my desire for happiness and success, I'm sure. And to Julia's desire for cupcakes, double spanx, and Owen Thomas' demise. Because that's how the world works. If you build it, they will come. I guess those people in Darfur just aren't trying hard enough.
Nom: It is insanely narcissistic and it drives me fucking bonkers. Bang on. Jesus, what a generation of tools. In many ways, Jackles is just a symptom of a fucked up culture and fucked up parents who believe in all that shit and then bring messed up children into this world who grow up to become Jackles. They are everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI consider it my duty to crusade against THE SECRET. If you want to join my crusade, let me know!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shout-out, folks!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't tougher on NS, because honestly, I'll shamefully admit to finding out about lunch.com courtesy of Julia's current noncast. Yes, I still check that site now and then out of sheer morbid curiosity...how will the train wreck finally end, right?
Nevertheless, I figured NS deserved the point of view from a fan-turned-"hater" to round out all the angry opinions around there otherwise.
And for those wondering how I could possibly mistake her early blog as a gal living the SatC lifestyle, didn't you read her early blogs? The gal seemed to live quite that same sort of free-wheeling, fashion/media Manhattan single gal existence---SEEMED to, mind you. Little did I know that it was all part of some carefully cultivated "character" that is part of the deceptive self-branding that is the Julia Allison monster.
Yes, fooled me once, shame on her. Won't fool me twice, so no shame in my game anymore.
Wonder if That Girl Allison finally will see the light too, eh?