Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Julia: Back To Twitter-Stalking



diablocody: @sheilacalla @tracymcmillan Lake Bell is my non-heteronormative crush. (More fun to say than "girl crush.")

juliaallison: @diablocody - you and @SarahLane are my non-heteronormative crushes!! So ... there. TAKE THAT, people-who-use-the-phrase-"girl-crush"!!about 8 hours ago from web in reply to diablocody

The photos and content of her dinner last night with DAVID KARP and RANDI ZUCKERBERG and SHIRA LAZAR OMG OMG are just too boring to reblog, they really are. I hope she didn't regale them with stories over dinner about her previous problems with oozing, crusting ingrown hairs in her bikini area. Also, if she's so hot for a tech "genius," why doesn't she just take up with Karp. He seems to want to sleep with her. Why else is he always sniffing around?

29 comments:

  1. why is she dressed like she's going to a corporate meeting but everyone else is in "hanging out with good friends, eating" clothes? its just so strange. and way to brag about david karp's ability to drunkenly dole out $1000. do his favors come julia's way as well?

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  2. For the new thread:

    "Her activity last night just proves she has no life. Look at how many tweets and posts she devoted to HAVING DINNER WITH FRIENDS. My God, this woman is sad."

    And her posting this story is absolutely disgusting.

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  3. JULIA'S BRAINMay 5, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    Good night bunnies. Last night was such an amazing night that I just could not sleep at all, and I am just now falling into my cozy pink bed at 10 a.m. the next morning. Bunnies, if you just only KNEW how amaaaaazing my friends are - DAVID KARP AND RANDI ZUCKERBERG AND SHIRA LAZAR - well, you would be sleepless over the excitement, too. Oh, that dinner was just TOOOOOO fun!!!! I wore my favorite outfit handed down from grandma and my mother's freshwater pearls. Shh... don't tell anyone, but I have a crush on David and wanted to show him my very best "wife" outfit....this is what I will look like now and in 20 years thanks to the magical work of Dr. Booby!!

    Dinner was a riot. David KARP told us this HILARIOUS!!!!! story about how one time he got drunk and left a $1,000.00 tip at the restaurant we were at. SOOOO funny!!!! Dear readers, you might wonder how this 23 year old can do that. Did you know that David Karp founded TUMBLR bunnies? That's right!!! And MISS Randi Zuckerberg's brother founded Facebook. I hang out with the COOLEST, MOST POPULAR AND AWESOME KIDS AT RYDELL HIGH!!!!

    Sigh. I could just die of happiness right now. I am sooooo happy. SO. SO. HAPPY. In fact, I think I will go look at wedding dresses online (don't tell David Karp. hee hee!) Good night moon. More awesomeness to come when RANDI ZUCKERBERG and I go to the White House Correspondent's Dinner this weekend. Stay Tuned!!!!!!!

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  4. IF David Karp did want to date Julia Allison, don't you think it would have happened by now? Totally not interested. He probably doesn't want Charles Formans' nonsloppy seconds.

    P.S. - 23 year old tech millionaires don't date bloated, haggard almost 30 somethings. They date hot, young and preferably Asian women.

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  5. Wow. Those tweets are really...ummm...what's the word? Banal.

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  6. It's so obvious that Julia Allison took that picture of herself and David Karp to use for when she plants some fake gossip about them dating or hooking up, a la Jay Cutler. You know it's bad when you are so utterly alone and undatable that you have to make up and insinuate nonexistent relationships.

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  7. Does Tumblr even make money? This is the Tumblr guy, right? Or is it the Twitter or Flickr or or Vimeo or Digg or Zimbio or Bebo or Muxtape guy? Jesus, it's going to be so much fun watching the Web 2.0 bubble burst on all these little shits.

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  8. The web 2.0 bubble already burst. Which makes Julia Allison's slobbering all over these idiots all the more pathetic.

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  9. GUYS BEST TWEET EVER

    http://twitter.com/ashleystar/statuses/1706152954

    I guess Jackles didn't care for this:

    http://twitter.com/ashleystar/status/1703022900

    Sad. :(

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  10. It looks like she's giving him a handjob.

    Why am I the first person here to notice that?

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  11. I wonder what Stephanie thinks about Julia Allison basically giving her boyfriend a lapdance in a restaurant booth.

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  12. oh yeah---that is total handjob position! good eyes, redacted

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  13. Are the giant purple bags under Julia's eyes real Chanel or fake Chanel?

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  14. Ms. Jackles a few of her criticizers on twitter last night. Just saying.

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  15. Total staged / forced photo. In their group shot, David Karp is sitting next to Shira Lazar, not Julia. And Shira and David were together without Julia. http://www.davidslog.com/103536948
    I think David Karp is either interested in Shira or has an Asian girlfriend. NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, JULIA. Take you and your granny outfit back to Del Boca Vista.

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  16. I love the post about her Chanel bag and how it's so REAL just like her FRESHWATER pearl which are so real.

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  17. Half of Julia's @juliaallison replies criticize or make fun of her:

    http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?tab=twitter&q=%40juliaallison

    Hilarious. She probably stays up all night DMing them and "reprimanding" them like @ashleystar. Julia Allison: the hall monitor of the twitter playground, trying to ruin everyone's fun at her expense. She really is a petulant child, isn't she?

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  18. I thought David Karp was dating Stephanie Wei. I don't really keep up with the mating status of founder fags, however.

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  19. Oops, TYPO! I meant, Ms. Jackles blocked a bunch of her twitter criticizers last night.

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  20. TJ, guess how surprised I am by that.

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  21. SAME SMUG LOOK ON FACE IN EVERY PICTURE MAKE HULK ANGRY!!

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  22. Just once...ONCE...I want David Karp or Randi Zuck to say "Fuck you Julia. Get on my left side, ok? Fuck your good side."

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  23. Julia, sticking your head in the sand won't make your critics go away.

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  24. I don't get what this girl's deal is by posting this. What are we supposed to think? That this is what a LIFE (not dating) expert does all the time? I remember seeing a random clip of her speaking at one of those tech conferences she goes to, saying that NonSociety's "lifecast" was the future of online journalism. If this is the future, then I am plenty scared.

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  25. Julia actually thinks she's funny, interesting, attractive and worthy of masses of people following her every banal move. She's actually tragically boring, clueless and insipid. Hence the meltdowns over the past day or two over anyone who dares criticize her.

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  26. Wait, I thought Karp was gay. No, seriously.

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  27. 134, that's why julia had to go out of her way to say that he was HETERO and IN TO HER with this twit -
    "http://twitpic.com/4l6xk - Finally! DEFINITIVE PROOF that @DavidKarp = heterosexual P.I.M.P. about 13 hours ago from TwitPic"

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  28. I heard Stephanie Wei dumped his ass.

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  29. I wouldn't blame her. I wouldn't want to date a guy that lets the Stacy's Mom of blogging rub on him 5 nights a week.

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