Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Julia: A Dizzy Day Topped Off With Wisdom From a Teen Soap Opera






No one has all the answers … and sometimes the best we can do is just apologize, and let the past be the past. Other times, we need to look to the future and know that even when we think we’ve seen it all … life can still surprise us. And we can still surprise ourselves.
- Gossip Girl made me tear up tonight. Yeah, I admitted it. I’m not ashamed.


This is rich coming from someone who told the world -- nice bleep job, losers -- that poor Charles Forman told Jackles he loved her "after four weeks!" Classy, Jackles. Even Mary was embarrassed for her and mentioned the need to bleep it out.

Life on Planet Jackles was otherwise crazy yesterday! She's a gal about town! Outside the White House! On the Boltbus! Facing accusations that she lied on her blog about being at the WHCD Bloomberg After-party! Home sweet home! Lilly photo! Conversation with her sick friend in which he pretty much tells her that "friends" -- good one, [REDACTED] -- are basically wondering why she is fat and crazy. He euphemistically called it "run down." So kind and gentle, that [REDACTED]! Jackles reply? She is reports she is SO. HAPPY. and weighs 139 pounds.

All topped off by a night of "Gossip Girl," a show about spoiled teenagers where Jackles finds so much comfort and wisdom.

275 comments:

  1. nom vom nom vom

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  2. She feels like she needs to share her weight with everyone. And 139! We all know you weigh more than 140. How about telling everyone about your botched Restylane injection job this past winter? You are setting a great example for your teenage demographic. No one looks up to you, Julia, and pretending your biggest problem -- being worn out -- is the "ten pounds" you gained helps solve nothing.

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  3. Who does Julia feel like she needs to apologize to?

    Possibilities: Her TONY editors. Micheal. Jakob. Dan. Ben. Mary. Meghan, too. Lilly.

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  4. Publicly humiliating yet another ex-boyfriend? Hmmmm. I wonder why she's single.

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  5. Sad that she only really has a career when she has a boyfriend to guide her. All these trips are almost finished and I am not sure that her business is going to get her anywhere in six months. Fuck, Julia. Where would you be without Charles? We both know she helped you out in getting your "business" off the ground before you broke up last summer and had to manage it yourself.

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  6. *Oops: "He" helped you out in getting ...

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  7. These are full grown women but have mental ages of between 16-18. They are completely mentally and emotionally stunted. Lame. lame...just go away, please.

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  8. Dirty Lake MichiganMay 12, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    This is painful to watch.
    Truly.

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  9. WHAT TRASH!!

    Also, did anyone else get the pop up adds to restalyne filler, etc. at the bottom of that youtube video??

    SO TRASHY IN EVERY REGARD. OMG.

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  10. My favourite pop up ad was this:

    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2vrzmt1&s=5

    I love google ads!!!
    They add comedy to this dull performance of insipid babbling.

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  11. That D conversation is beyond FAKE! Certain Julia-isms give it away and Julia Allison posted a very similar "pooooor meeeee!!!!" conversation when she was under fire about remarks about Mary's haircut. D said "everyone keeps asking me about Mary's hair" just like this time "he" says "everyone keeps asking me about you."

    YEAH RIGHT. "D, I you're going through a horrible ordeal, but let's talk about Julia and her weight." Hey Julia - I am sure D would love to have some of your excess pounds! Many tipsters have said that D does not like Julia posting their private convos and also had NO idea that he was apparently "recovering" in Nurse Julia's parents DOWNTOWN!!!! CONDO!!!! this summer like she bragged about previously.

    And I love the convenient 139 - juuuust under 140, right? YEAH RIGHT. That's downsizing if I have ever seen it, and you can add about 10 pounds to that. No one with her frame and 139 has that saggy chin and puffed up cheeks.... she obviously weighs more.

    And ONCE AGAIN, her fake conversations about HER health are all about FOOD issues... never brings up lack of exercise or sleep. Um Julia? It doesn't matter if you eat salads and bananas everyday, you're still going to look like shit and have a bloated, lumpy face and huge bags under your eyes if you have horrible sleep patterns, NO physical activity, shoddy cosmetic procedures by Dr. Bobby Buka and terrible mental health.

    /rant over/ sorry... I just get so infuriated when she exploits the illness of a friend to attempt to gain sympathy. It's disgusting and just proves what a morally bankrupt and empty human being she is. Ugly on the inside and out.

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  12. Who has fucking rules about when to say "I love you." You fall in love and you say it, end of story. There are no rules about when it is allowed to be said.

    "It's dating. There's nothing natural about it." Did she actually say that? Hey idiot, there's your first clue regarding why you are single.

    I have some hope for Mary, who seemed by far the most normal in this episode, but the other two are seriously fucked in the head and will die alone. As they should.

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  13. Um, "Girls?" Shit like this is why you will FOREVER be single. You're literally broadcasting your emotional immaturity across the internet for all to see. Any man can pick up on this and run screaming in the other direction. No wonder you never get past a first date... I wouldn't want to date my 18 year old little sister and neither would anyone else.

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  14. OK, Julia Allison posting that conversation CENTERED around her weight is why no one can criticize commenters here for making remarks about her weight. When she makes it a FOCUS of her blog, people will FOCUS on it, end of story.

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  15. I had to stop after 30 seconds of this emotionally stunted crap. My only highlight remains the google ad for stalking law lawyers.

    About "It's dating. There's nothing natural about it": This is one of the saddest and most depressing things I've ever heard. It's not clever or sassy, just pathetic. So what is dating then? Another pursuit of a strategic alliance?

    No wonder no one bothers with their little shit show. Watching them depresses the hell out of me and if I'm not mistaken that's a big don't in show biz. Please your audience, annoy them, make them feel blind fury, but never ever make them feel depressed. Because if you do, they will not come back for more.

    I'll go stare at the walls now.

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  16. The Yellow Wallpaper

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  17. A couple of the comments are pretty scathing.

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  18. All of the theater, opera companies, dance companies available to her in NY and an episode of Gossip Girl touches her deeply?

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  19. Ha ha ha. Keep posting and saying crap like this Julia - that dating is not natural or that you were brought to tears by Gossip Girl. Keep proving to everyone that you are what we have always suspected you to be: an unintelligent, emotionally stunted woman child who doesn't have an original thought, idea or emotion in her shriveled little brain. Keep confirming that for us, dear. You're doing a great job! "Julia Allison" is not a character. She is very, very real and very, very sad. I'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a slimy person to post personal conversations that focus entirely on herself. I don't understand how she can be such a narcissist. Who can be in love with themselves when they are such a nasty, dishonest and immature person?

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  20. I'm telling you right now that Julia Allison weighs a good buck-60 if she weighs an ounce. I've weighed 140 before and I looked about two sizes smaller than her, and my ass didn't look like a barn.

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  21. Julia sees herself in rose-tinted glasses, y'all! She is so nice! You do something for her and she'll send you free books and nice cards and emails -- she is very grateful for all the presents she has received in life. Job hook-ups to free umbrellas, she is very grateful. Trust!

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  22. Maybe she is so sexually repressed because those 3-sizes-too-small clothes are cutting off the circulation to her wuhgina.

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  23. She certainly loves to talk about herself. She needs to go to boot camp for the soul: hell.

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  24. My favorite highlights:

    "We're going to bleep CHARLES out." Uh, we can understand you, idiots.

    "Balancing WORK and life is soooo stressful." Mary? Please. FOAD.

    I always regret watching these. I'm also sick to the teeth (ohhhh there's a Randi joke in there somewhere) of "Julia's Rules". You can't say I love you except between 4 and 6 months. You can't have sex until date 47. Blah blah blah. Julia, you are single, sexually repressed, and retarded - your rules don't work.

    And stop blowing kisses you fucking mongoloid.

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  25. If TMI weekly was a Shakespear play which oen would it be?

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  26. Julia Allison Rules:
    1. You can't say "I love you" until months 4-6 of dating.
    2. You can't sleep with someone until they say "I love you."
    >> so you can't sleep with someone until after 4-6 months???

    Single and sexually repressed - you hit the nail on the head, PP.

    I'd love to hear what HER BEST FRIEND GLORIA STEINEM thinks about these "rules." Do you think they discussed them over their private dinner?

    God, a HATE Sex and the City. It ruined an entire generation of women and set them back 30 years.

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  27. The conversation with Dan is hilariously fake. Oh goodness, Julia, you're not even good at talking to yourself anymore!

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  28. And don't get me started on this "Only in a woman's world" nonsense.
    Oh yeah, Mary, you can imagine how a made up and poorly drawn cartoon character from a poorly conceived ad-campaign feels?! What is this, Sesamestreet for cognitively challenged fashion victims? Apologies if this sounds offensive, but I can't find more civil words right now.

    Julia's rules seem to be perfect for anybody aspiring to become prematurely bitter and worn out. Also, how is having a million stupid rules consistent with letting it unfold?! This is like origami done backwards while following instructions from a book: pointless.

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  29. Oh don't forget about letting yourself go after marriage rule!

    So, don't have sex with him for like, 6 years, and then let yourself go to hell after marriage. Why not! That worked out great for Anne Boleyn!

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  30. Ms. Pants: I'm short (5'3) and weigh 140lbs. I'd say Julia and I look about the same: plenty of thigh & bum and "soft" arms.

    Except for the face! I sleep regularly and don't inject crazy chemicals into my visage. I'd like to keep my face a face and not a Halloween mask.

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  31. I used to think you couldn't have sex with anyone until they'd said "I love you", too. That's what kept me a virgin until I was 26, and turning down sex with people who, in retrospect, I think did love me (and certainly people who I loved).

    ANYWAY, best thing about this episode was definitely the ads. "Lose stomach fat", "lose 8lbs", menopause, etc...

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  32. I don't think soft arms is accurate. Smuggling oatmeal arms is accurate.

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  33. Baugher Bingo: Manic Mood Swings EditionMay 12, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    Damn. After realizing she's a chubby, poorly dressed nobody that couldn't get a picture with a single celeb, I should have guessed Julia Baugher would have a meltdown and pull out the old fake "Conversation with [redacted]" bingo square for some self sympathy. Hmm... what's next after this old sympathy ploy - the sad conversation with herself?

    - "reader" emails confirming that she does in fact look skinny, gorgeous, happy, healthy and not at all old and busted and 139 pounds. "Hi Julia, this is Sandi and I am huge fan of yours! You are awesome! You go girl!!! You don't look a pound over 120!!!!"

    - SO. SO. HAPPY!!!! tweets

    - Late night video cry fest

    - posting of deep, deep thoughts and words of wisdom from dear old granny. Can't forget to show granny some love, since she signs all the checks.

    - Declaration that she is going on vacation or moving home to Chicago to write, read and focus on herself, after such a trying and busy, busy and exhausting year in New York. She needs a break, people!

    - picture of her dog

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  35. I managed to watch the whole thing! That's a first for me. One thing I noticed is that Meghan has reined in the excessive hand gestures. In fact, she seems far more in control than I've ever seen her. If anything can be said to be good in this silliness, Mary and Meghan were 'good' (and I emphasize that 'good' is only in this context). Julia, as a result, only seemed goofier and more irrelevant in comparison.

    I can't get on board with the fat comments, either. I don't think she's fat. She IS bloated and flaccid because of her poor sleeping and eating habits and lack of exercise and she IS developing a pear shape as she gets older but this just isn't 'fat'. Not yet, anyway. It's going to BE fat very quickly but I'll keep that word back until that time comes.

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  36. Dirty Lake MichiganMay 12, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    Grveat ^^ pP#
    Noqw myyyyyyyyy keeeeeeybvbvoard isss shoooooorttttcircuittting frrrrrrrooommnmmmn spewiiiggnng coooooooooffeeeeeeeeee onn nnn nn iittt!1!!@#

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  37. Men? Oh pause! - I think the adjective "doughy" more accurately describes Julia's current arms and body. On most people, 140-150 would look fine because they probably dress to hide flaws and move about for more than 10 minutes a day. Julia?

    - dresses to accentuate the worst of her flaws
    - gets absolutely no form of real exercising AT ALL. No, Julia, walking to your corner deli or ambling at 4.5 on the treadmill in your basement gym for 30 minutes doesn't count
    - has a horrible sleep schedule - NOTHING ages you faster than lack of regular sleep
    - has horrible looking skin, from lack of regular sleep and terrible skin routine/habit of plastering on too much makeup
    - botched, shoddy cosmetic procedures by Dr. Bobby Buka add to bad skin/bloated look
    - failure to recognize the importance of working out and its benefits to mental health. Good mental health/physical activity = healthy appearance
    - terrible diet of juice fasting/unhealthy eating - NOTHING in moderation. This yo yo diet cycle killed her metabolism and that is irreversible. She will battle weight for the rest of her life.

    Sadly, she doesn't realize this. She will probably eat salads/juice for a week, lamely attempt to work out for a short period of time and then be right back on her schedule of all nighters and bad diet. Remember her new year's resolutions, which included to get regular sleep and exercise? Yeah, those lasted about a week.

    Julia is incredibly lazy and lacks the self discipline and work ethic to stick with anything for an extended period of time. She also focuses only on the food aspect (hellooo food issues!) and fails to recognize - even bashes - the working out and mental health aspects of a healthy and balanced lifestyle. If she views getting healthy this way - that it is only about food - she will NEVER take off the weight and keep packing on even more pounds as she gets older. What a sad person.

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  38. Collen, she has 9 chins. Her arms look like she's hiding a bag of beans under her skin. The only way to explain her appearance at this point is that Julia is having lunch everyday with Ronald and the Hamburgler.

    Please explain to me what will qualify her as fat for you?

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  39. Julia's Chemical ForeheadMay 12, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    PP--Our engagement photo is absolutely priceless. Even better than last night's episode of the tween TV show that I do so love, Gossip Girl. You're my favs bunny for a postin' and I luvs you more than my Suckerburg!

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  40. I've broken every one of her stupid rules and have lived happily with a successful, kind, and good looking man for the past 4 years. I'm also not a size 2.

    She's a piece of work, that Julia. Digging her own grave with men. She doesn't know what the hell she's talking about, that's for sure.

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  41. Btw, Colleen, I absolutely agree with you on Julia's weight and lack of obescity. I have to remind myself regularly that this is a snark blog and, hopefully, not read by a young, impressionable girl with body issues. But I totally get what you're saying Colleen.

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  42. Colleen, I don't think Julia Allison is fat either, but the weight creep is definitely there and if she does not make some radical lifestyle changes, she will be fat in another year. I remember back when Nonsociety used to have the advice box section, someone asked what each of them weigh. Julia said she weighed 125 pounds. A 15 pound (or more - who knows if she is being truthful about 139) weight gain in less than a year is not healthy.

    I think people say she is fat because in her eyes, she probably thinks she is. This is a woman who traded in on her thinness and looks to get ahead in her career (anyone who doubts this needs only to refer to the Gawker pinup pictures http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/sets/72157594555125272/) and now no longer has those looks to fall back on/capitalize on. I think the fat comments are just a bit of schandenfreude.

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  43. Total Jing's Total Rules Life Makeover Plan Juice:
    - fuck on the first date
    - say I love you 4 days in, at a gas station in Ronkonkoma
    - eat food
    - watch nonstop NOVA and Carl Sagan's Cosmos
    - drink alcohol, caffeeeeen

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  44. HA. Party Pants you are KILLING me. I'm snorting.

    I prefer Planet Earth to Nova. And HDTV is pure comfort for me. Diet Pepsi and Iced Coffee over EToH. Unlike Julia, I rarely drink and mean it.

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  45. TJ, one day TMI will be available in HDTV. Will you be ready?

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  46. I'm so dumb, I meant HGTV....

    I don't want to see wonk face on HDTV. I'm not ready. Fuckin on the first date? Always ready!

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  47. PP- Eva Longoria could look smokin in a potato sack. I am sure that is exactly what Julia Allison imagined she would look like when she was browsing through the Gustavo Cadile website and press pages. It probably came as quite the shock to her that she looked more like the doughy, dated, midwestern frump that she actually is. And there is nothing wrong with doughy, dated midwestern frumps- just OWN IT Julia! God, she is such a fraud.

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  48. Fuckin on the first date? Always ready!May 12, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    Julia will be working at facebook within 3 months. Enjoy your TMI episodes now, kids!

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  49. Elizabeth J is right about fighting weight gain for the rest of her life now. It seemed to me like a switch in my body was flipped right around the time I turned 30. Before that, if I picked up a few extra pounds I could shed them with not a lot of effort. After 30, and ever since, all my efforts go to not adding any extra pounds because they don't budge once I have them. Sooner rather than later you have to stop eating like a 10-year-old and partying like a 18-year-old.

    Alcohol is also no friend to a pear but since Julia doesn't drink, I won't mention that.

    I saw PartyPants' question to me when I was previewing so I'll add it now. To me, fat is drooping, hanging over a waistband or excessive flesh engulfing an elbow or knee. I've not described that very well but if I saw Julia somewhere and didn't know who she was I would not think twice about her weight. I think that most normal people are not so toned and fit that a body type like hers is fat in comparison. I'm struggling with my 13-year-old daughter right now over this issue. "FAT!" is the second worst insult her peers throw at each other and it makes me sick. ("WHORE" and "SLUT" are the worst insults and I don't even want to get into what I think about that!)

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  50. @10:29

    I seriously want to change my handle now. Fuckin on the 1st date? Always ready!

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  51. More thoughts about "owning it" .... Colleen - no one would be calling Julia fat if she had the inner confidence to own her curves and work it. Kate Winslet, Kristina Hendricks, Halle Berry - they have curves and no one is calling them fat because they OWN their curves and love their bodies. They are also exude an inner confidence and beauty, and don't make their body the center of conversation or the only thing worth talking about. They have TALENT, and don't place all of their worth in looks or weight only (as Julia so obviously does - evidenced by topic numero uno in the the D conversation). Julia still holds the horrible and dated notion that skinny = success. It's disgusting and really sad for her.

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  52. Tots panty thief. Hottest celeb photo that I've seen this week is JLO (who I am no fan of) in a skin tight but classy teal dress. Her entire arse outline was revealed, along with hips, and flat tummy.

    Jules, start buying clothing from Juniors sized clothing lines (even BCBG is cut for Juniors, darling) and accent the assets. Be proud! She's blessed to have a va va voomish hourglass bod. Pack it on like Jessica Rabbit and strut your stuff, gal.

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  53. *stop buying Juniors sized clothing not STOP.

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  54. I know what it is: I tell my daughter, and I believe it when I say it, if you eat a variety of healthy foods and have a daily fitness activity and get enough sleep every night, you will be fit and healthy and you will look good EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE A MODEL'S BODY! Acceptance can be easy when you feel good. The problem is that Julia is unhealthy and LOOKS IT! Her skin is losing it's elasticity and is tending to saggy as the bloating comes and goes. Cellulite can develop on any unhealthy body whether there are a lot of fat cells there or not. Add clothes that are too tight and inappropriate and the result looks like a cylinder of Pillbury dough that you've just cracked open and the pudge is oozing out.

    I saw you, partypants, on the preview again and yes...you are absolutely correct! That's just right.

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  55. From the NY Mag Daily Intel on the WHCD
    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/05/the_unseen_moments_of_the_whca.html?imw=Y&f=most-viewed-24h5#comments

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    Julia Allison told Rachel Leigh Cook she looked just like that actress Rachel Leigh Cook (Cook gamely replied that people usually think she's Christina Ricci, and are then disappointed).
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    You would think that unabashed celebrity stalker and former editor at large of Star Magazine would know a bit more about celebrities, but this is the person who thinks He's Just Not That Into You is the height of cinema.

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  56. I agree Colleen, she is not fat. Girl has packed on some extra pounds, but I hope the post doesn't read as though I am calling her fat -- I meant to suggest that [REDACTED] was subtly telling her people were asking him why she was fat and crazy.

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  57. JA will need to sign NDA's if she ever lands another boyfriend. What gives her the right to disclose personal information about her exes? She is so repugnant. Can you imagine the revenge fueled divorce proceedings in her future? She would make that psycho socialite Tricia Walsh-Smith look like a girl scout.

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  58. Scary Sadshaw: God, a HATE Sex and the City. It ruined an entire generation of women and set them back 30 years.

    It also brought delusional, immature brats like Julia Allison / Julia Baugher to this city believing that they could live like those obnoxious fictional women.

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  59. 139? And she is, what, 5'2"? According to her BMI she is overweight. No wonder she always goes for the same slimming pose in every single picture.

    Regardless of being overweight, that is neither here nor there, her FACE is the problem. She looks like she is pushing 40. She really needs to lay off the pounds of makeup and false eyelashes, get some sleep and eat well. She is really hurting herself. People her age don't look as worn out as she does unless they are heroin addicts. There is something wrong with her.

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  60. Jacy

    I understood that to be your point, also. Colleen, you sound like a great mom. I try to do the same with the young people I work with. Jules looks unhealthy and that's obvious. it has little do with her weight and more to do with juicing, plastic surgery and lack of sleep.

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  61. I can't really jump on the "Julia Allison is FAT!" bandwagon either, folks. Yes, she's obviously put on some pounds in the past year and is out of shape now, but she is nowhere near the bloated mess some of you all swear she is. If we saw her body type out on the street, we'd think she looks just fine.

    It's simply the fact that she doesn't know how to dress properly to accentuate the new poundage and the fact that she looks so different from her formely thin self is why I'm guessing everyone has been so tough on her current size.
    Is she fat though? Of course not.
    Is she out of shape and flabby? Most definitely.

    Personally, I thought she was wayyyy too skinny back in her hey-dey. But she was on TV regularly and had to keep up appearances. TMI is the result of someone who's seemingly given up the fight for relevance onscreen and it shows.

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  62. FINE. Julia's not fat. She's "pleasantly plump". Is that better?

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  63. Yes, I understood what you were saying Jacy. I think we're all in agreement here! And anon 10:52 is bang on about her face.

    Thanks TJ =)

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  64. I don't think she is "fat" either, and I call her fat all the time. I just think that here is a girl who has only had her looks to offer and she has gained weight and lost her looks, at the same time, over the corse of just a few months. If she were pretty much anyone else it wouldn't be so hilarious and delightful, but the fact that its Julia Allison make it sooooo delicious.

    Also, and I know its been said on here thousands of times already, but I don't understand why she won't dress for her body/for her age. I mean I'm 25 and am confident with my bod, and I would never skip off to work in a mini skirt and 5 inch heels. It's like she thinks no one will notice that she has on an inch of makeup and her tits are pushed up and in your face. But, in reality, that is the sole thing people notice about her.

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  65. I don't look at Julia Baugher and think "fat." I think: unhealthy, haggard, tired and mainly INSECURE. I think her raging insecurity oozes out of every pore and THAT is what makes her look so bad.

    She is on this jittery, constant desperate quest to make herself appear thin, fabulous, connected and wonderful - look at every celebrity snap shot and warped posture pose from this weekend. That stink of desperation and smarmy bottom feeding - it's gross and unattractive and makes her look physically gross and unattractive in comparison.

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  66. Speaking of looking unhealthy - why the constant oily/greasy sheen - WHAT IS THAT? It's so unhealthy looking - like she's sweating off a drug addiction or something.

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  67. "Pleasantly"?! HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, partypants. I can't think of any context in which the word 'pleasant' can be used about Julia Allison.

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  68. I don't know, Colleen. It's pretty pleasant watching her eat that tasty plate of failure flapjacks right about now.

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  69. Can she please stop buying Juniors Clothing? Seriously. Juicy, H & M, Forever 21, BCBG, Cece Marie the apron maker...

    Get some adult clothes that fit!

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  70. Well, Colleen, if that above mentioned NYMag piece is correct, her embarrasingly not recognising Rachel Leigh Cook was immensely pleasant for me to read. Thanks Julia for yet another laugh.

    "Julia Allison told Rachel Leigh Cook she looked just like that actress Rachel Leigh Cook (Cook gamely replied that people usually think she's Christina Ricci, and are then disappointed)."

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  71. no spelling skills - also embarrassing.

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  72. Those are indeed pleasant things.

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  73. TJ, SERIOUSLY!!!!

    And don't get me started on "Gossip Girl made me tear up tonight. Yeah, I admitted it. I’m not ashamed." She thinks shit like that makes her 'quirky', 'lovable', 'girlie'. It makes her look brain damaged. She's a 30 year old woman. WHY does she insist on wearing clothes, watching shows, listening to music, discussing topics, and making faces that even my 14 year old sister considers herself too mature for? Julia Allison needs to find a new character to play.

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  74. So I guess even a person as unpleasant as Julia Allison can inspire feelings of pleasure in others. Amazing.

    Maybe that's why she still has people who voluntarily be around her and have her in their lives?

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  75. Eat lowfat chips, get a manMay 12, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    On TMIWeeky, I do no understand the "Only in a woman's world" marketing campaign AT ALL. Mary Rambin is talking about relating to these cartoon characters and situations as if they are real... WTF? And all of the cartoons perpetuate these sad, lame stereotypes - horrendous. I guess they made the marketing match made in heaven when they teamed up with the TMI dolts. I also think it was unintentionally hilarious when Julia uttered the Caress marketing tagline: "Make your skin your best fashion statement" or something like that. Rich coming from the girl with some of the most unhealthy skin I have ever seen.

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  76. " Julia Allison needs to find a new character to play."

    partypants - that's no character. It's really her, to the core.

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  77. Well then her and her core need to fuck off already. She has ruined pink and bobby pins for me forever and I await the day she od's on diet pills and nonsociety becomes a deathcast.

    I don't know why she has me filled with such hate today but sometimes it's just like...ENOUGH.

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  78. So can someone seriously answer this question: why is Julia's twitter feed no longe ron her bio page? She can't possibly be blocking me, personally, I've never e-mailed her....

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  79. anon 11:22 - Julia's rotten coreMay 12, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    I know exactly how you feel, partypants. It's like I sometimes can't believe that such a person exists - she has to be fake - like a long running prank right??? But then I think - what's funny or prankish about posting private conversations about something as banal as your weight with your cancer-stricken friend? It's disgusting. It incites hatred and anger. And it's unfortunately very real.

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  80. Anon 11:29 - Julia Alliosn took her twitter feed off of her bio page and Nonsociety because she is trying to distance herself from the stinking carcass that is the Nonsociety failure. You can still sign out of twitter and access her twitter at http://twitter.com/juliaallison even if she blocked you. She really is a dummy.

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  81. I watched TMI in its entirety yesterday for the first time and left a comment (adultfemale). My comment was approved and posted.

    I believe that the people at NNN and the producers of TMI are actually producing potent PSAs: Stay away from these moronic psychos.

    Soon coming to you in the backs of cabs all over NYC.

    Nicely done, team!

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  82. You can still sign out of twitter and access her twitter at http://twitter.com/juliaallison even if she blocked you. That's how I found out she changed her twitter bio to "A machine of happiness". Then I died a little inside. Then I drank a bottle of Carlo Rossi chianti and ate a chili cheese coney. And I felt better.

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  83. On Nonsociety, Julia Allison also changed her "meet me" link to an ooold Journey Libdub. She used to have some sort of stupid bio about herself and being obnoxious or something like that. Looks like Julia Allison is finally sick and tired of her "character" but she has become her character and cannot escape herself with another easy reinvention a la Julia Baugher > Julia Allison. This girl is going to hit rock bottom and it ain't gonna be pretty.

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  84. Agreed, anon 11:35. It's very obvious that NNN and their producers are sabotaging TMI Weekly. Just check out the horrible editing and bad cuts. They always make the screen still as unflattering as possible. It's really sort of humorous.

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  85. I actually buy her 139 story. I am about her height and 139 puts you in size 8 land - where I think she is. Also, in the pinup pictures she must have been 115-120, not 125. Although I don't know how much the saline in her implants bumps up or down the #'s.

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  86. At 139 I'm like a size 4/6. But that might be Banana Republic catering to my vanity.

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  87. Fuckin on the 1st date? Always ready!May 12, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    breast implants - 4 lbs
    frankenjectibles - 1 lb
    hair pelt - 2 lbs
    heavy, black, thigh curd hiding black tights - 1 lbs
    3 layers of spanx - 3 lbs

    Wow Julia! You ARE thin!

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  88. Just checked out NS's alexa.com numbers. Daaaaamn.

    Pageviews down 15% in last three months, vistor's avg time on site, down 12%, and the amount of people who look at one page and "bounce" is up 11%... and her rank went from the @57,000th most popular (yaaa?) to the @98,000th.

    And thanks for answering my twitter feed question guys! You're wicked servicey!
    --poster formelry known as 1129

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  89. Sigh. Where do I start?

    1) Jackles, step away from the fuschia anal beads
    2) I don't believe that any of them give a rat's ass about the "Only in A Woman's World" characters
    3) Mary's shrieking was making my blood pressure rise
    4) Jackles stole Mary's punch line on the Italy-bridge-Iloveyou story
    5) It's sad :( because one day Jackles will look back at Forman and realize that finding a good guy like him happens less frequently as the years pass and people pair off
    6) "It's dating, there's nothing natural about it." When that comes out of your mouth, it's time to take a break from the social scene.
    7) Analyzing men is exhausting.
    8) I don't believe that you love me.

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  90. Julia Allison might be 139 lbs. but she looks much bigger because the girl has ZERO muscle tone. 139 lbs. and ALL cellulite looks MUCH different than 139 lbs. and a little muscle tone from even the most minimal physical activity.

    Julia Allison is a lazy sloth who sleeps until noon, surfs the net all day in a snuggie and documents every gym visit (not many) like it's some kind of great novelty. She considers walking to the corner grocery as physical activity. She is a lazy tub of lard.

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  91. Jeez, I'm having one of those crisis of conscience that seem to strike commenters here sometimes. I think it was bringing my daughter into my conversations that did it; Julia is somebody's daughter, too, and I'm feeling kind of...mean. I don't like it, it's uncomfortable. I think Julia is appalling but I don't understand why I care, why I have an opinion I want to vocalize. I don't think my motives are honorable: I don't say mean things because I think she'll see them, have an epiphany and become a better person. She has no impact on my life whatsoever so maybe I should stop being so bitchy about her. My karma is hurting.

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  92. @ Eat Lowfat Chips, Get a Man - my thoughts exactly! And Baked Lays (baked or not) are some of the most over-processed snacks out there. The ingredient list is full of additives.

    I think the "real" Mary would say that it's better to eat a few full-fat chips where the ingredients are potatoes, oil, and salt than "baked" chips with 15 unpronounceable ingredients.

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  93. I believe in karma about as much as Julia Caesar believes in work.

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  94. Colleen - what is happening here - that is Julia Allion's karma that is hurting. I know how you feel - sometimes I think "what is point? why do I care? Is me giving Julia attention just giving her what she wants? am I a mean person?" and yes, Julia is someone's daughter, but this mother is also the mother that enables and encourages Julia's behavior. She agreed to pose with Julia IN CHURCH when she wore that horribly inappropriate Easter outfit. Julia's family gives her money and access and coddles her - and refuses to see that their daughter is almost 30 and has no meaningful career, no life path and quite possibly a mental illness. And what does she do? Nothing.

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  95. Did someone say in the comments yesterday that they were a cancer survivor? How could anyone who's been through a hell like that ever care about silly twit like Julia?

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  96. Because that silly twit Julia makes a mockery of cancer suffers and survivors. I can see where she could incite scorn.

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  97. @Colleen - Yes, i go through this periodically. I went through it last week and to assuage my guilt, I emailed Julia because she was asking about which dress she should wear to the WHCD. I was feeling so guilty for all the hating on her here that I wrote a really constructive email, laced with sincere compliments. She wrote back "Awww, thank you!" The next day she posts on her lifecast that Randi Zuckerberg was answering her emails last night, not her. So, I called her on it and she said "It was a joke".

    My response: Jokes are supposed to be funny.

    Her response - verbatim - "I need a vacation :)"

    She's heinous.
    If your daughter had a "job" where she worked 3 days out of the week and took several 3-4 day jaunts during the month (White House, Sea World), and then she came to you whining about how badly she needs a vacation? I would hope that you would tell her to keep her mouth shut and thank her lucky stars for what she has. Some people have to scrape & save to take one long weekend, you know? Jackles takes them several times a month, snaps a couple pictures for her blog, and calls it work.

    Grow up, little girl.

    Anyhow. Sorry for dragging your daughter into it, Colleen. Just an example.

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  98. @ PartyPants et al (angry folks)

    You are right, she's not worth it. But we all get caught up in it. She's ridiculous & she's like the Energizer Bunny...she just keeps going.

    I will probably end up giving up on this site and going cold turkey on JA for this reason. She's like a cockroach.

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  99. OMFG GUYS. Has everyone seen this?

    Julia Allison: TechCab Confessions

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  100. Watching shit like TMI makes me so goddamned relieved that I managed to find a great guy like my hubs and don't have to brave that sad world of the big city singles scene anymore. Because it's pure hell, especially in Manhattan.

    Of course Julia doesn't find dating natural though. Look at the socially-retarded richboy technerds she so desperately attempts to court. But millionaire nerdos like that aren't looking for an aging, complicated mess of a woman like Julia. They mainly want cute young easygoing chicks who make them look like studs.

    She needs to get the fuck out of NYC and back to reality already if she wants to land some decent guy. Think of upscale clubs/bars filled to the brim with vapid, aging harpies like these twits who think they're hot shit even though they're busted looking hags with issues and you get the picture. The sad part is that they all think they can actually rate the rich executives when all the rich executives are looking for are insanely hot model-types in their early-mid 20's OR women who are actually smart and well-connected socially, which none of those three twits are.
    These three need to lower the bar already and either start dating outside of their shallow social circles or start giving a chance to the desperate guidos/Jersey boys up there.

    Whoever mentioned that 'Sex and the City' ruined a whole population of single females is dead right. None of those hags could ever compete and land the guys they did on the show in Manhattan's cruel dating world, sorry. Not even the cutest one, Charlotte.

    How fucked up is that "only in a women's world" shit as well? It's like a deranged "Cathy" cartoon stretched for two or three agonizing minutes. I'm convinced that shit was written by men who really think idiot women act like that.

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  101. Dude, Julia's LIFE is a deranged Cathy cartoon.

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  102. Sad, saying Julia Allison works three days out of the week is being too generous :) She "works" maybe on the one or two days they tape TMI Weekly every month. Other than that - shooting off a few blog posts begging for ideas and calling it work? Give me a friggin break. Julia does not know what hard work is and the fact that she fancies herself some hardworking entrepreneur who is doing something that's never been done before is sick.

    What you said above was very well put. Julia is a coddled, lazy princess who expects everything to be handed to her on a silver platter. She coasted by on her looks and subsequently ruined them by buying into some sad stereotypes that women need to get cosmetic procedures for "prevention" and need to go on a juice crash diet because skinny = good.

    Julia has made a complete fool of herself for "fame" and notoriety. Colleen, if you saw your daughter doing this, you would probably step in an intervene, right? Julia's family and friends are total enablers - it's disgusting and you can see the harm it has done. Jealous of her? Not in the least. She brings every ounce of derision upon herself and goes out of her way to incite it. She deserves every criticism that comes her way.

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  103. @Skinny Biyotch - preach, sister! It literally makes me squirm listening to them. They will learn - hopefully - one day. Hopefully. I have to remind myself that they are only in their late 20's...young adults.

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  104. It's OK, Sad :( - I brought my daughter into this first!

    I would be embarrassed, horrified and deeply disappointed if my girl wasted the opportunities Julia has had and then went on public display a spoiled, shallow, lazy and selfish internet character. I would be wondering where I went so wrong with her and scrambling to save her from herself if I could.

    I'm a single parent and I've been fighting for 10 years now to make her deadbeat father pay his court-ordered child support with no success, so she is certainly not getting a spoiled and indulgent upbringing. She will not be getting the same breaks that Julia Allison did so maybe that's why I feel such hostility. Julia embodies waste: wasted opportunity, wasted looks, wasted talent (because I do think she has some)...a waste of space.

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  105. @ pantytheif - thanks, girl. I hear you. She's a true piece of work.

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  106. Only in their late 20's though, sad? Pffft! I figured this shit out by the time I hit 27, and Julia is 28 now. Time ain't on her side if she's gunning so hard for husband material. I just wanna shake her and tell her to ditch those shitty outdated rules and learn how to play it cool already.
    Her situation will be helped immensely when she finally gets a real j-o-b though. Because get this- men actually LIKE a woman with a real j-o-b, wow, fancy that!!! And she might actually meet more guys beyond the douches in her lame social circle too!
    Further proof that she's not nearly as bright as she somehow thinks she is.

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  107. @ Colleen - So, yeah...We rest our case! But you're right - it's draining to bash on her all the time. My point was that I really try to like her, but she always does something to remind me of why she's such a little snake and then I remember and shake it off! And you will, too. Good job w/your daughter. May she continue to appreciate & make good on what life hands her.

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  108. "young adults" are 15-18 years old. Not 30. She has no excuse to not have sense enough to get a real job and a productive adult, instead of playing Fantasy Pretend Princess Julia of Blogtonia.

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  109. I am getting so bored by all of them. And this site too. I think just anything JA in general. She's over.

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  110. @skinny biyotch - You're a wise one, then! Nope, I kept butting my head against the proverbial wall, thinking I could "change" these fellas. I look back & it's truly sad :( because it undermines your self worth so much. And men can smell it, too, so it's doubly defeating.

    Yes - I once had a bf who was a trust fund kid. I'd get up & go to work in the trenches & he would roll outta bed around 10, play some Xbox, maybe head into the office - maybe. It was infuriating and it didn't last.

    So, yes - you gots to have a j.o.b. if you expect your mate to do the same. These aren't medieval times where the prince assumes it's his god-given duty to support you. And even back then, the pricesses came with a hefty dowry, and it wasn't about "See how sweet and pretty I am? Take care of me forever?"

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  111. Skinny Biyotch - Re: It's a woman's world was developed at Frito Lay to target women in the snack/chip aisle by making them think these products were what they reached for. It was focused grouped, researched and dissected using qualitative and quantitative approaches. it tested well in Chicago and Dallas and that is, apparently, the litmus for women in America. Sad, but true.

    I have been watching Julia since she first popped on the gawker radar and even emailed her once to apologize for being so mean to her the day she took on gawker commenters (and I offered constructive criticism) and have been waiting to see one glimmer of humilty, humanity, warmth or kindness. All i have seen is an ever increasingly supersized fameball who might be among the ugliest, selfish and totally self absorbed creatures known to man. I believe the clinical term is sociopath.

    She is disgusting and her family is equally pathetic for not doing anything about it. I guess once she took on a new last name they simply chose to look away and ignore.

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  112. I've tried to see the good in Julia Allison from the moment I first met her and I still find nothing redeeming about her now that she's so pitifully clinging to this monster she created. But maybe that's just because I have zero tolerance for users/abusers and obvious social-climbers like her. I got out of Manhattan because of that shallow fishbowl lifestyle and people like her and life's been great ever since.
    I'm guilty of wasting my time hating on the bitch, it's true. It's become a guilty pleasure and something that makes my boring workbreaks go quicker.
    Bitch needs help though. And a huge reality check. People keep calling her parents out on helping her, but I'm not even sure they help her as much as everyone thinks. Despite her mental age of 15, she's a grownass woman and her parents can only do so much.
    Part of me still wonders if she's fucking for money. There's a whole bunch of otherwise stable single career women in Manhattan who do that on the DL just to make rent payments and I sure wouldn't put it past little miss headband either.

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  113. *It's a woman's world was developed at Frito Lay to target women in the snack/chip aisle by making them think these products were what they SHOULD REACH for.
    It was FOCUS grouped, researched and dissected using qualitative and quantitative approaches.

    sorry. Julia makes me too mad to type!

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  114. "Her situation will be helped immensely when she finally gets a real j-o-b though." Sorry, but I don't see that happening anytime soon, not even a puff job at Facebook. Julia Allison has ZERO work ethic. Look at how much she complained about HOW MUCH WORK it was launching a group blog and 5 minute long video show! A j-o-b requires you to show up to places on time and be responsible - Julia can't even take care of her dog. She dumps it off on dog sitters and jets around pretending to "work." And her online reputation has ruined any chance she had for a legitimate job.

    Utterly employable. So emotionally stunted that she can never have a successful relationship with a man. Completely dependent on her family for financial help. In total denial about her very obvious emotional issues. There is really no help for her.

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  115. I think that anything under 30 is still pretty young. There's never an excuse for being a dipshit, but I do cut them some slack because of their ages. Most of the time, i think their biggest sin is thinking that they know everything, that they're such worldly women. Like when Meghan was talking about her "game" - "He'll say I love you, and I'll be quiet". Like, is your head totally up your ass, Meghan? That's supposed to protect you, or reel him in or, what exactly? They're just foolish girls on many leves. Hopefully they mature w/age. Hopefully.

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  116. skinny biyotch: now that she has described her green ingrown hairs do you really think she'd be a candidate for fucking for money?? gross...

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  117. I don't even think it is the guys she picks. They seem to go on to normal, lasting relationships after the tragic cyclone that is dating her.

    Also, in the taxicab confession - she thinks that "people don't get the real julia"?! The problem is that people DO see her for what she really is. She wants to use lawyer speak to get around telling the truth and people see through it. She wants to date rich dudes and try to claim they are only appealing because the are fascinating and people see through it. She wants to fish for compliments by saying she is on a diet or needs to work out and people see through it. No one goes through with living with her because people see her for the real julia. Her "best friends" are people she has known less than 3 years because people see through her. UGGGH! Her problem is that people see her for the horrible vapid shallow golddigging social-climbing OBOing narcissistic stunted mean chunky girl that she is. Done.

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  118. I agree - she/they has gotten SOOO boring. I can't even be bothered to talk/think/write about her anymore. I'm saying goodbye.

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  119. I said goodbye once, too. Then Julia Baugher showed up to church dressed as an extra in "A Very Playboy Bunny Easter" and took pictures DURING church service and I really could not believe that someone could actually DO that. Just when you think she wakes up to her lunacy, Julia goes and does something totally sociopathic.

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  120. Hey, there are some utter trolls of single women out there and there are always men who are trollish enough to pork em. There are even men who will pay enough dough to pork any woman if she's not in an escort/callgirl service. I knew of one woman who spoke of this type of friendly paid-for fuck buddyship as "strategic relationships" too, so Julia's same mention of that name made me immediately wonder about her. Seriously. I never did it but I sure knew of some women who did it. Life and times get desperate for reasonably attractive single women who have $1800-$2000 rent payments to make, crappy jobs that don't pay well, yet serious shopping/nightclubbing addictions to fight.
    Again, Manhattan's single scene is a very cold and disgusting place.

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  121. Part of me still wonders if she's fucking for money.Well that brings a whole new meaning to "fuck you money".

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  122. @skinny biotch - As an ex-Manhattanite, I agree, the social scene there is brutal. I just watched "The Girlfriend Experience" this weekend & even tho it's hollywood/faux/over glamourized, it looked like a no-brainer. I think you have to have a very hard heart and be very shallow "whatever" type person to do it.

    If Jackles did it, the thought bubble above her head would be a slideshow of headbands, Blair Waldorf ensembles, Chanel bags, while the dude with the hairy back pounded away. And, scene.

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  123. @chubbeh bunneh - Right on, chubbz. That's it: WE DO SEE HER! Toe-dully.

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  124. Anyone remember that SatC episode when Carrie slept with that French guy she'd just met and he left her $1000 or something crazy like that on the nightstand when he left the next morning? That probably goes on far more than the SatC writers were willing to disclose.

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  125. wait, wait, wait....

    how many of you have actually lived in NYC?
    I was there for over a decade and it's not impossible to date, have fun and stay sane.

    For a confident, normal woman the world is pretty much your oyster. It's probably the easiest place in the US to meet people. I never dated jersey boys or guidos. There are some great guys in NY and to say otherwise is being ridiculous.

    Then again, I had a decent job, a lot of friends and tons of interests that kept me very busy. When you're doing what you love and out a lot in the city, it's kind of a breeze.

    NYC is NOT the problem. Julia Allison is her own worst enemy.

    SATC showed such a small part of NY life as seen through a snow globe.

    ANY neighborhood will provide music, good food, something to inspire or provoke, a corner bar, a newsstand, shopping and an only-in-NY moment 24/7. Also, funny, smart, talented and kind men.

    Stop hating on NY dating scene. Again, NOT the problem. Julia Allison is just failing at something that should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

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  126. Lived in NYC for the first 28 years of my life and I agree @1:03. However, I do think that in certain NYC circles the "standards" are impossible and disturbing.

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  127. You hit the nail on the head, anon 1:03. Julia saw that SATC snowglobe world and came to NY thinking the world was her oyster. But she is not a confident, normal woman at all. And she has no career and no interests outside of herself, so really... what is there to talk about at dinner with a sane, normal man? She doesn't see movies, read actual books, go to shows (Little Mermaid doesn't count) or go to museums (taking pictures of YOURSELF in the museum doesn't count either) or do any of the wonderful things NY has to offer. Julia Allison's time in NY can be summed up with WASTE: wasted opportunities, wasted looks, wasted career, wasted money, wasted connections, networking opps and trips - the commenter above was right.

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  128. julia must be soooo proud of Ms. RambinMay 12, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    So, bored with everything else, I go to Mary's site and watch a video where she is supposedly coming home from a night of 'working'. She walks down a street with no make-up she tells the camera that she wants her readers to see that it's not all glamour and fun. WTF? walking down a street demonstrates her hard work and why she looks hungover?

    Today, she posted this on hair products:

    "A reader suggested it to me a while ago, so I asked the company to send over a few of their products."

    Then Mary posted a picture of a $575 dress she wants to 'borrow' and a reader posted this comment:

    "Mary? Most of us cannot just call up a PR rep to get borrowed clothes and free beauty products! Why do you include that in your post? Are you bragging? I know you are all about disclosure, but it just comes across like you're bragging about getting free and borrowed high end goodies. It's very off putting."

    Mary responded:

    "If you read the post above this one, I explain that Designer Details will be a post that discusses designers on the forefront of the industry. Not that you should run out and buy them, but just for you to learn what is going on.

    Just because you go to a museaum doesn't mean you're going to buy the art. You admire it and move on. Perhaps you'll seek out something more affordable with the same style and influence."

    Inane, she is clearly inane, she has drank the julia kool-aide and emerged just as obnoxious, just not as fat [or ass-fat]. But then again, she charges up huge credit cards bills to work out for two hours a day no matter which city she is in. Easy to do that when you don't have to work for a living!

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  129. 1:03 - Bully for you, girl. I never had such luck in NYC. Like everything else in NYC, I found it very competitive and just...Not for me.

    But Julia has her head stuck in some fairytale: "I want to hear I love you before we have sex." Honey, you need to join a reform Christian church, because I think that might be the only place in America where those values are taught. Not saying she's wrong, just saying that it doesn't exist and she's prob. dreaming if she thinks she will find that in the regular world.

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  130. Have lived in NY for 12 years. Dated good guys. Found one that stuck. Have to say that NYC is not the problem and that she is not a typical example of young new yorkers.

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  131. I would go as far to say her life during the past 10 years can be summed up as one big waste - of time, money, opportunities, etc.
    Everything this woman touches goes bust. She's like anti-Midas. Instead of donkey's ears she got the braying.

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  132. TJ: Thankfully, I did not run in those circles. That said, there was still plenty of glamour in my life there because I made the most of the city. There was champagne, museums, gallery openings, late nights, doorman I sailed past and lots of fun. It was that much more fun because I was surrounded by fun, warm, down to earth people who were having as much fun as I was. We worked hard, played hard, paid our own way and never took ourselves too seriously or pretended to be anything we weren't.

    Julia is not even in the NYC circles you speak of. She is just pining to be and it's pathetic.

    -1:03

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  133. Coming back in here for a moment- I'm not one for revealing all my cards online, but I lived in the general Manhattan area for nearly five whacked out years in my 20's. Then I got the hell out of dodge and came back down south after that and have never looked back.

    I worked in a media environment and hung in the same scene that Julia did that went to the same type places with the same type people. She showed up at a few of the same parties/places I hit and was equally annoying each time I encountered her though. She never struck me as anything more than a fame-whorish golddigger who wore way too much fucking makeup and was way too into herself.
    And DUH, I know NYC is filled with all kinds of different areas and scenes and I don't mean to make it sound like hell on earth for all singles. It's a big damned city with tons of places to hang otherwise and anyone normal and fun and attractive can likely find love there, even though I finally found love when I moved away there. Go figure.
    But Julia isn't what I'd call 'normal' and the environment I hung within back then could hardly be described as 'normal' either. Even in Manhattan though, social circles can be small and their place to hang out can be just as small. I watched many single women in these circles crash and burn while I was there. Pardon me for hating on the scene, but my old single scene there, JULIA'S scene, was revolting, okay? Trust.

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  134. Hmmm....Panty Thief. Good point. OK, I'm getting it now. NYC may not be Kansas, but yeah - to someone who has no cultural interests...she's fucked. Can you imagine the "what do u do for fun?" conversation.

    "I do lipdubs. And -teehee - last night, I made a montage of me wearing a slanket. Generally, anything that is 100% focused on me is fascinating."

    Remember Julia's revelation that @ Foo Camp they treated her "like a person, not a girl"? WTF was that? She obvs sees the two as separate entities.

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  135. 1:12

    What's the prob, she is doing us a service. Her blog is just like a museaum, just admire it and moooove on!

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  136. I agree completely 1:03!! Nodding excessively in fact especially with Julia's insane desire to be part of the anorexic UES wive crew. Seriously, she might even lie to herself about that but it's absolutely what she wants and is working for.

    I, too, had lots of fun! Moved just this past year and NY is very hard to leave behind. I miss it dearly. It's my city and she's messing with it. She'll never win. It wreastled her to the ground and beat her long ago.

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  137. 1:12

    is mary insinuating that you can BUY the art you see at a museum?

    Oh, that dingbat gets me every time. LOL.

    I'm off to pick up a Van Gogh at MOMA. It'll look just perfect over the sofa!

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  138. Yeah, No, Really.May 12, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    I really tried to watch that episode of TMI. Really. I lasted 10 seconds. 10. I was squirming at five. These women are so annoying in regular conversation that it's almost a joke. It's not just the ridiculous things that they say, but their grating, spoiled-teen whine and bitch-face expressions that say, "when do I get to talk?!" If you were in a bar and these three were there, you would know it, because they would be the loudest, most obnoxious, entitled people in the room. I imagine the running monologue in a dude's head, when he arrives for the first date with any of them, "What the eff did I get myself into?" "Sweet Baby Jeebus, this is painful" With the possible exception of Mary, they are all doomed for a life of box Pinot Gris and pizza for one. At least Mary is leaving NYC. She has hope, but only if she stays away from her poodle-walking friends in WeHo.

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  139. 1:20

    get me something in a picasso, my bathroom needs some sprucing...

    oh and btw, this is a really nice thread.

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  140. Wow, Mary clearly is in a position to treat the few readers she has with condescension and creative orthography.
    What's next - homework? Spelling Bees?

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  141. Okay, it's the afternoon and she hasn't posted a thing. How can she think she's good at blogging/lifecasting? What is she doing all day?

    I know she probably woke up thirty minutes ago...

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  142. I don't think Julia Allison knows what she wants. When she was with Lodwick, she could probably see herself living in a Greenpoint loft filled with "alternative" music and "wacky" artists.

    When she met the private jet guy in Davos, she probably fancied being a Melania Trump type.

    When she's alone, she shes herself as a young, hip Oprah/iJustine combo.

    It changes daily.

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  143. People keep calling her parents out on helping her, but I'm not even sure they help her as much as everyone thinks. Despite her mental age of 15, she's a grownass woman and her parents can only do so much.

    They can stop funding her insanity and make her either move back home with them (and hopefully get some intensive psychiatric help) or figure out a way to keep herself here in NYC.

    From the moment I saw the pics of her dressed as an over-the-hill Lolita in church, I knew that her parents are a lost cause, as well.

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  144. Lots of rich cokeheads are in the Manhattan media scene too. Who have odd sleep patterns too. Because it keeps the weight off, the conversation/parties flowing and the depressive spells down. I really did think Miss Allison was on that shit back then, even though I never had proof beyond the fact that she was insanely thin, loud, and would never shutup, like most cokeheads.
    I have to wonder if maybe she's put on weight because she no longer snorts coke. I just find her public incarnation as this goody-two-shoes who doesn't drink/smoke/party very fishy considering the twitchy loud girl I used to see.

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  145. I guess Julia does rub (her pelt grease) off on people. First Randi Zzzzz and now Rambo. UGH.

    Gawd, these women! To quote Kool Moe Dee, "Why in the hell won't somebody kill them?"

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  146. she does look 139--not fat, but like someone else said, definitely bloated. and yeah, size 4/6 in banana republic is size 8/10 in actual sizing.

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  147. Maybe she should make this into a career and found the Julia Allison academy for entitled biyotches. I'm thinking Wannabe bootcamp here.

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  148. Well, make that Wannabe 5" Heel-Camp

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  149. Wow, Mary gets questioned about her blog shilling and she goes right back to that passive aggressive bitch we all know and love:

    From commenter Betsy:Ever since you launched your new blog it seems like one giant commercial. Brands, brands, brands. Products, products, products - it's very transparent that you are trying to blog for dollars.

    All that marketing buzz speak about consumer marketing/social media/word of mouth marketing, etc. doesn't mean a thing if it doesn't come from a place of honesty. Why should anyone trust you or your recommendations when the things you promote are being fed to you by marketing companies and PR houses? I can buy a magazine for that.

    The "personal touch" of being connected to a blog and an actual person doesn't mean much when I feel like I'm being shilled at. It doesn't matter if you personally like the products or not - you still come across as shilling products - not as a friend recommending something useful or unique.

    Mary's reply:You talk about brands more than you realize.

    Plus, beauty brands aren't going to give me money, I'm not a big celeb who can really move product with an edorsement. PR reps send me TONS of stuff, most of which never make the blog. I really only write about the ones I LOVE or HATE.

    As I stated in my Transparency policy, there are several reasons to trust me.
    1. Without honesty, I'm worthless as a blogger to my audience and the brand.
    2. From reading my other posts, not about products, surely you can tell I'm a good person with genuine intentions.
    3. I have no reason to lie. It's just makeup. And since I have tons of it lying around.
    4. PR reps want me to give my honest opinion. They have more than one client, so if I don't like one and I say that, it proves I'm honest. I might like another client and that will boost interest for that brand because my readers trust me.
    5. I'm not a liar. If you don't believe that, then don't read the blog.

    I receive product for free because it takes time for me to use it and review it. If you think I want to try a million different things, you're crazy. I would much rather enjoy a routine for a while. But at the same time, people are constantly writing asking questions about new things, problems they're having, or bands they love they think I should try. And it's my job to listen. I enjoy listening.

    And finally, I buy tons of stuff and write about that as well.

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  150. @NonEntity - w/a broad grin on mom's face, no less. Oh well. Love is blind. But, yes, she's mentally 15 (citing Gossip Girl obsesssion). From what she posts about her parents, I could totally see Momsers getting in a few Candi Spelling calibre jabs.

    @skinny biyotch - To me, she seems waaay too uptight to ever do drugs. Can't see it.

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  151. Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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  152. There's one anonymous commenter trying to steer the conversation to Mary and the rest of us are talking about Julia. JULIA! Mary will get talked about when she does something more interesting (or nuttier), but some bad example tying art and fashion together isn't going to be it. I'm more interested in the possibility thrown around about Julie fucking money and/or being a coke whore. WAY MORE INTERESTING!

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  153. 1:42 - I know y'all will pelt me with rocks & garbage but I really like Mary. I never cared for her that much on NS, and HATED her when she had her "Style, by Mary" Tumblr, but I have seen genuine change in her and I like it.

    I don't have any beef w/her transparency policy. When it comes down to deciding to purchase something, it doesn't really matter who is shilling it. What matters is if it appeals to you and if you can afford it. How many people will really buy something based on the blind claim, "Mary Rambin likes this, so I need to get some!"

    I also personally like it when sophisticated gals recommend items. Someone like Mary has been around & has tried the best (unlike Julia...has she ever even traveled anywhere besides Europe & South Africa w/her sugar daddy?) and I know that, to some extent, she knows her stuff. That's also the reason why, when she's shilling Baked Lays, I go, "Bitch, plz."

    Gawd. I need a life.

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  154. The three of these bitches are all full of shit.

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  155. omg...skinny biyotch pleeeeeeease email me some stories for the real stories of julia...

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  156. Mary is boring, stupid and pretentious. Unlike Jackles she isn't deluded and mentally ill. So she'll never amount to having a following as big as Julia's. She's simply not a big enough trainwreck.

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  157. People on coke get fat too. Belushi style.

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  158. 1:14 - I think you hit it exactly with "Julia is not a typical young NYer". Amen. I mean, NY is maybe rough sometimes, and it is for certain people and not for certain people. Fine. But the fact is Julia is soooo a-typcial of NORMAL people. Normal 20 somethings go out and have fun with their friends. Dinners, drinks, whatever! Julia sits at home taking pictures of herself and when she does go out she busts into the room like some pretty pretty princess celebrity who everyone should be in awe of. She's sees herself as too far above everyone else to ever make a real connection or be a normal person. That is the root of all of her issues/weirdness.

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  159. I'm wondering if the prim, proper and uptight thing was another construct of hers that has backfired on her. IF she actually has sex with someone now there is a very real chance they will broadcast the details and that would be a disaster, so no sex. IF she was doing coke now, no matter how hard she tries to conceal it, someone will see her and broadcast it. I don't buy that she wouldn't do coke, because of all the perks it offers in the short run: you stay thin, you can keep running on empty, you feel like you're having a good time and are being interesting and fascinating...these are just the sort of illusions she likes. Her recent appearance and behaviors DO suggest someone who has quit coke and if this is the case it must be a real quandary for her: she will want to carry on very badly, if only for the weight thing, but the chance that someone will find out is not to be taken at any cost.

    I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised one way or the other.

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  160. Maybe Granjackles gave an ultimatum: stop the drugs or I'll cut off the funds and throw your ass in rehab, ruining your chances of any future at all.

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  161. Omgz. Party Pants,
    You you read Julia's manifesto "My Life TOO Busy to Produce Content" ? HYSTERICAL. I produce content and have a full time job, a step family etc. What's her problem? What a jinga crazy.

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  164. Where are you seeing this TJ? When I look at her contentless lifecast, the last post I see is the Gossip Girl quote.

    And yeah... bitch please. You have trouble producing content not because you are too busy, but because your life is not interesting enough to make compelling content in the first place. Who wants to read about a jobless, dateless and friendless mooch? It's gets tedious after a while - just like that person.

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  165. Total Jing, she lies about #s because she lies about everything, including her weight. Especially her weight.

    Lying is to her as breathing is to sane people.

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  166. Oh for fuck's sake. PP wants more dish. And this is why I mainly lurk/post anonymously here. I like to stay anonymous for various reasons. In fact, I actually got steered to this site thanks to someone whom some of you all likely know here and whom I actually introduced Julia's original story/blogs to over a year ago, but that's all I'll say about that.(and I know you're reading this now, u-know-who, so get back to work!)
    ;)
    I never "knew" Julia Allison other than having made small-talk with her at a workplace party once, mentioning our mutual jobs at the time. She literally quit talking to me midsentence and sort of threw up her hand in my face when a certain editor from another magazine walked by so she could go run over and talk to him.
    That rubbed me completely the wrong way and let me know instantly what a phoney/social retard she truly is. But I met many of those types up there and she was just the most painfully obvious about it. Typical Midwestern media wannabe in the big city.
    She sorta waved and acknowledged me at another event and I gave her total stinkeye, and she knew better than to cross me after that. Again, because I have no tolerance for "reporters" of her ilk. I saw her at a few other hotspots here and there, always making a spectacle of herself and acting like a camera is constantly on her.
    She spackles on enough clown make-up to constantly be on camera, in all fairness. And she was so tiny back then; looked about 5'4 tops in heels. She was always soooo spaztic though, almost manic when you watch her in action working a room, and "braying" is a good word for her laugh- you can hear that honking from miles away and I would cringe everytime I heard it. Hence the reason I figured she was high on coke half the time like many of my colleagues.
    I heard from someone else who knew her better that she was gunning for some reality show at the time. This was around early '07. I got a new job clear across the country and moved out of Manhattan just when she was supposedly at her "peak" with the Details cover. I happened to ask someone about her in my old circle and supposedly she'd grown into quite the entitled little diva by then. Trust me when I say she was/is laughed at/loathed in many a circle up there for good reason. She was also a nasty flirt and turned off a lot of women because she would so shamelessly flirt with their men right in front of them. Randi Zucks better watch her back and make sure Jules stays away from her own husband, is all I'm saying.

    So yeah, karma is a bitch and so is Julia Allison. Best thing I ever did was move away and start my life over so it's been fun looking back at those crazy times. I don't miss that city or my career back then one bit though.
    I'm officially done discussing my story now. That's all the dirt I have.

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  167. For some god awful reason, I linked to nonsociety in December 08'. I'm so sorry. I feel like a tard.

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  168. What is funny TJ, is that Nonsociety in December 08 is pretty much Nonsociety now. Back then, their excuse was that they were just getting it off the ground and so much MORE exciting things were coming soon! Very soon! Promise! That never happened and it has only gotten worse since then. It's almost humorous that they still refer to it as a business. That's like calling my tumblr a business. Hey! I bought some socks and cereal at Target... and you should, too, dear readers!

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  169. i think there is a video up there but its not showing up. can someone please recap? the comments are way too much of a tease!!!

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  170. Julia's fallen and she can't get up!

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  171. The problem is nonsociety and jules are SO BORING right now that rbns is kind of boring.

    Julia, come on. If you don't post content, we don't post content.

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  172. Exactly PP. Even though Julia Allison swears up and down she doesn't read over here, it's very obvious she does (like when posts and photos disappear or are amended 30 minutes after they are linked to on here). This blog and the comments here probably affect her more than we think and she is probably gun shy about blogging because we can pretty much predict beforehand what she blogs and when she blogs it. Posed, kissy face pics from DC? Check. Convo with [redacted] to garner sympathy? Check. Dog picture? Check.

    Julia is incredibly trite, tedious, insipid and repetitive. She's just upset that so many people are onto her and have figured her out. Blog wise, she really doesn't have anything else new to say.

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  173. You know, if she would just get a job she would solve so many problems. She would lose weight running around working. She would have shit to blog about.

    That fucking STAR job spoiled her. She didn't have to do a damn thing but be pretty and they dropped 6 figs in her lap. Now she thinks she's entitled to that type of job and won't take anything less.

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  174. ARG. what was on the video?

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  175. Three unloveable, manipulative, self-aggrandizing emotional retards talking about love. Watching them is like sniffing a carton of rancid milk.

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  176. Seriously. click on the pic.

    1. Button bursting at the holes because Julia "Hometown Buffet" Allison won't go up a size.
    2. Enough grease on her face to fill up a Fry Daddy.
    3. Ditto that hair.
    4. Why does her fivehead look about as smooth as a lunar surface?
    5. Black bra. White shirt. Keep it Klassy, Jill.

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  177. You know JA is seething with jealousy over MR showing fierce leg in every TMI episode, and MA showing overall skinny. Jankles looks like a doughy Amish girl, all that is missing is the crocheted head piece. The Kodak deal MR scored is pure Schadenfreude.

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  178. PP, don't see the fivehead. Maybe because I actually do have a fivehead and would kill for her smaller one.

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  179. I only said fivehead because I really love that word. Sorry.

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  180. Y'all I think she's MIA.

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  181. @PP - I think JA looks cute in this picture. She's sucking in her chins, God bless 'er.

    (I do this, too, so I know the technique.)

    Too bad her personality is fug, or she'd have it made.

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  182. 244 has it right, and form now on I'm LIVING the JS business model.

    I'm just gonna blog about whatever it is I need at any given moment - hold it! Better idea! I'm not gonna bother with my own blog: I'm gonna slash overhead costs even further and just post comments on other people's blogs endorsing certain products and services needed at the 'Face household and wait for the freebies to start pouring in.

    Thanks, anonymous 244! Mazda Builds Excitment... but you build answers.

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  183. @PP - but she does def. have botox brow. Damn! Look how arched her brows are compared to Randi & the other girl.

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  184. Total Jing, why do you delete all your comments? Or do you just block certain folks from reading them?

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  185. @3:58

    If you read above...I posted a link to something that I thought was NEW and my comments related to it. In fact, it's over 6 months old. Nothing mysterious.

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  186. ok, so wtf is the deal with Meghan posting about laser hair removal, too?

    http://meghan.nonsociety.com/post/106463392-0-0

    Isn't the point of stealth marketing to be, well, stealth?

    This is so obvious.

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  187. sad :(,
    You're absolutely right. Stealth marketing should be subtle, seamless. It should go down like the smooth blends of fruit and barrell-aged Jack Daniels found in every bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade. But no! These morons, who hold themselves up as such new media geniuses (genii?) just don't get it!

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  188. What the hell is with Jankles awful mange? She looks ridiculous, like she is trying to channel Lynda Carter in Superwoman from the 70's. Slicked back on the top, all greasy, looks like a mullet. yuk!

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  189. Anonymous 3:58 - you are anymomous. How would you be blocked?

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  190. flatface, you are Absolut Comedy.

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  191. Partypants,
    Thanks. You know, it's often so negative here. It's nice to get a compliment. Refreshing, I guess is the word.

    Yes, getting a compliment on RBNS leaves me as refreshed as a discreet in-call deep tissue massage from Asian Flowers Spa, where, apparently, my satisfaction is their ONLY concern, and I can relax in the comfort of my own home.

    Hold it, wait.. What were we talking about?

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  192. Today's Geek Entertainment TV vid of Julia is brutal. She's prolly been trying all day to get it taken down. The beautiful part is...she does it to herself. I love how the interviewer keeps checking her messages while listening to Julia dig herself deeper and deeper into a hole.

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  193. @ flatface - Exactly!

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