Saturday, May 23, 2009

Oh honey, can we talk?


To say nothing of the wide open gape of your pie hole, those legs! Honey, they are bowed wider than the midship section. This isn't a good look. 

Boner. Killer. 

30 comments:

  1. The braying donkey!

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  2. She is just so fucking tacky.

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  3. With the gaping vajina!

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  4. The photo looks like a composite. Is it from an old TONY?

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  5. i cannot get over how wide that stance is. i'm trying to figure out the logistics of it-- is she bent at the knees under her dress? it's just SO. WIDE.

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  6. She must be 10cm dilated.

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  7. It boggles my already considerably addled mind.

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  8. Is she holding a watermelon under her crotch?

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  9. Yeah it makes sense that she's bent at the knees- leaning forward, shoving the tits out, keeping the hips far away from the camera, that is always a favorite pose of hers.

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  10. Must be those ingrown hairs! She needs to let it breathe down there.

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  11. anon 10:30: 2 watermelons and we'll talk.

    all i can say is that is some wideass shit going on there. i can't make any sense of it.

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  12. @MM:

    Looks like JA was added to the photo and her legs were shopped wider to improve the (still dismal) composition.

    Or maybe the two sailors alongside her are pushing up on the watermelons.

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  13. Just a badly composed photo. It's not MM production. Focus is not where it needs to be, composition is all off, and colors are far to muted it.

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  14. It's an old photo-- back when she had a job at Time Out New York.

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  15. She has her legs so far apart- it's so strange!

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  16. Why would anyone stand like that? I find it rather strange!

    Have a wonderful day!

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  17. Old French WhoreMay 23, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    You gotta spread 'em pretty wide to accommodate quadruple penetration, doncha know.

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  18. One of the weirder photoshop jobbies. There's a black line along her right arm against one of the white uniforms that's a dead giveaway.

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  19. Please dont ruin the word strange for me. I'm literally like a Pavlov dog at this point with the word bray in any form. I literally try and get people to say it in my daily conversations. I actually frame conversations trying to get them to say the word bray or braying. Do you have any idea how hard this is? People look at me like I'm insane as I talk about imaginary trips I take to Peru and the beautiful donkeys there. "They make the strangest of sounds. what's it called?" No one has said it yet, although I know it will happen for me and I will be satisfied. Why this will satisfy me I don't know. Please do not ruin the word strange for me. It's a word I use sometimes and I can't afford to become obssessed with it. Thanks. I know it's a strange request.

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  20. But Russian Girl, she looks like she just got fucked at a Mexican donkey show. Or is that the...oh, never mind.

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  21. Loren Feldman: My God, you make me hot.

    Russian Girl: Hilarious.

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  22. Loren,

    Two words..

    Once I went to Russia Girl's Farm in Minsk and heard this Strange Braying...sort of a cross between a shitzu bark and a donkey..

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  23. and with that, a new username is born.

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  24. @10:36 (and I suppose anyone else who wants to answer this)

    What's the deal exactly with Jaba's nasty ingrown hairs story? Something about green stuff? I've only read bits and pieces in the comments but I have no idea where this originated/what she actually said....I'm intrigued since it just seems so foul.

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  25. @2:01AM

    Enjoy!!!

    http://lunch.com/t/87v

    "I had horrid ingrown hairs, esp on my bikini line and my underarms. And I mean, really, really awful. Not to mention, I tend to be one of those people who compulsively picks at ingrown hairs, so ... yeah. It just wasn't attractive. Plus, my skin is so light that even when I did shave (or wax) and managed to avoid ingrowns (which never happened), you could STILL see the dark hair in the follicles underneath the skin, creating an overall effect that could only be described as ... greenish stubble."

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  26. Mossy Green Crotch RotMay 24, 2009 at 3:25 AM

    Reading between the lines: JA compulsively picks at her crotch and armpits.

    A couple of other interesting notes in her laser hair removal review:

    + She worried that guys were looking at her ingrown hairs and thinking she had an STD. How godawful ugly were those nasty pustules, anyway?? (Please, don't answer that.)

    + Even after 6 painful treatments, she has to get "touchups" every 3-6 months (and laments that she didn't think to find a place that offers unlimited touchups -- good god, monkey-woman, you would have put them out of business.)

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  27. That marshmallow of a model looks like she's pooing pink fabric.

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  28. 2:01 here, thanks for the responses guys :)

    Yeah I don't know, the whole lazer-hair-removal thing seems like really expensive BS since the way she described it sounds an awful lot like waxing, in terms of its effects, if you keep doing it: thinner hair grows back until none does (eyebrow waxing as a perfect example of this, I have hardly any hair left from waxing which is awesome). But the touch-ups...? Like, I don't understand how lazer-hair-removal is any better than anything else if it's really effing expensive and, for JA at least, still hasn't gotten the job totally done after 8 years? Or maybe I'm just poor and cynical. ;)

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  29. God that pose is SO confusing. What is going on in it? How could she possibly stand like that?

    I think they might have shrink the entire top portion of her body to make her look thinner/in line with the sailor guys. The picture would have you believe that Julia has 4 foot long legs, which we all know is not true (she is squat).

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