After a neck-and-neck battle between the Kissy-Face and the Braying Donkey, the Braying Donkey pulled ahead to emerge the winner as the Trademark Jackles Pose our readers find the most annoying. It earned 136 votes, compared to 109 for the Kissy-Face. The Blowing-Kisses was a distant third with 56 votes.
Heee-hawww!
Loren Felman will BE.SO.HAPPY. Yay.com! Never a day, that I don't fear stumbling upon a bray!
ReplyDeleteGood lord, I've always hated this photo. What was she thinking? What was the photographer's instruction to her? Did she break her ankle or just scratch the hell out of that floor when she landed? So many questions, so little genuine interest.
ReplyDeleteAlso, this outfit makes her look like a sausage in orca skin. Not partial to sausage outfits.
ReplyDelete@smokey
ReplyDeleteShe's playing charades and miming a bride throwing a bouquet???
Skirt brought to you by @bodyglove.
@TJ: Bouquet or watermelon loaded with plastic explosive?
ReplyDeleteLeaping bray or a swift kick in the ass? I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteShe's riding an invisible porpoise.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! A PARTY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PHOTOS OF MEEEEEEEEEE! YAYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEE! ME! ME! ME! 1 2 3!! SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYY
ReplyDeleteThis photo is so stupid but I actually liked this outfit and she looked good in it.
ReplyDeleteShe's a brayllerina, duhhhhh. Y'all just ain't cultcha'd.
ReplyDeleteI still prefer to refer to it as 'The Silent Scream'.
ReplyDeleteI agree with 7:09. This is the kind of outfit she should be wearing. Skirt. to. the. knees. please. Not an attractive photo of her, however.
ReplyDeleteShe can't wear that kind of outfit anymore. The sudden adoption of muumuus and gowns that cover everything but the topmost sections of her upper body is actually an extremely calculated choice.
ReplyDeleteTent dresses and A-Line skirts. Get with the program, people.
ReplyDeleteThat skirt belongs to Mary Rambin. I remember when they did the shoot, Mary pointed out that she wears it all the time. Mary styled Julia for this shoot. Just atrocious.
ReplyDeletePhotoshopped from a trampoline?
ReplyDeleteAlso: radio silence due to being called home to Wilmette for the holiday, for ledgers and reckoning
LOVE this photo, because it looks like she just got the swift kick in the ass she so richly deserves. How the hell she thinks that gaping maw facial expression would provoke anything but ridicule is a question for the ages.
ReplyDeleteYou're tots right. I remember when this happened. Sadly. Mary did all the outfits. When Mary had here solo, What Mary Wore, blog she wore the hell out of this high waisted skirt and even wore it as a dress, belted, at times.
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ReplyDeleteYou have info that JA is at home getting her ass handed to her?
This photo demonstrates what Jankles looks like at the end of every "relationship" she's ever been in. KICKED TO DA CURB, BITCH.
ReplyDeleteIs she acting out the removal of an ingrown pubic hair?
ReplyDeleteThose stupid YSL (FAUX) stilettos (also mary's) are fugga ugga.
ReplyDelete8:36 Momsers does not appear to be the warm, fuzzy type looking for reasons to spend quality time with the mixed-up daughter. She was apparently devastated when the engagement was called off with GU lawyer beau. Robin is praying for a hubby for daughter, not a rehabilitation.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I have this mental image of Robin braying about Julia's "insanity," "lack of a career," and "lack of a husband," while daddy Baugher tries to drown out the noise, nose stuffed in legal text.
ReplyDeleteI have an issue with Momsers being so rigid/selfish that she can write off someone (Gram's Baugher)and not look back. The husband is the only child for that lonely woman and she is not even welcome into his home. That whole apple and tree analogy explains so much where self-centerdness is concerned.
ReplyDelete@Anon 9:29 - Again with this? I'm kind of surprised that you are so rigid/selfish that you continue to come here and harp on that. None of us know the story behind the Momsers/Granny estrangement. It's entirely possible that one or the other has done something for which she deserves exile. It sounds like you've wronged someone who failed to instantly forgive you (maybe he/she even refused to buy you a McBook Air after you publicized his/her mental health issues?) and now you're projecting your experiences onto Julia's family. Whatever the case, we get it: blah blah blah rigid blah bah selfish blah blah blah.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, she's a goddamn moron.
ReplyDeleteWhat if Georgetowne U had given the slot for Moderately Rich and Somewhat Connected to someone Brilliant and Worthy
ReplyDeleteRemember four months or so again when Jankles brayed she was "in the mood for a boyfriend?"
ReplyDeleteHow's that going? Now so well, poofy bunnykins? I find it so strange that you are still single!
Probably cuz every guy with intelligence can see right through you're lying, fake persona to your ugly core. Have a wonderful day!
9:42 Touched a nerve, eh? I find that so strange.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day! XO
PS Gram's looks totally deserving of exile, very intimidating that one!
I see the Baugher relatives and associates are back among us.
ReplyDelete@Anon 9:58 - I'm Anon 9:42. I hit send before I remembered to sign myself as Smokey Cupcakes. Not related to the Baughers in any way. I suspect that 9:29 is because he/she makes the same argument fairly regularly on posts that don't mention Granny B or Mrs. Baugher in any way.
ReplyDelete9:29 here. I am not a relative and I was responding to Anon 8:36 speculating on parental intervention.
ReplyDeleteJackles was not invited to the D Conference. Poo poo.
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8:36: They should
ReplyDelete9:29 - Apologies. It was very rude of me to speculate. I'll redirect my rage at Julia's sense of entitlement and lack of work ethic, where it belongs.
ReplyDeleteI did like the heels in this photo on first look, but no, I don't like them now.
ReplyDeleteHer leap in this photo seems about 4 inches off the floor ... jezuz, when she landed must have been interesting ... to her knees. Wowza!
Yay for the Bray, Yay for the Bray. This is the single greatest post in the history of blogging.
ReplyDeleteJulia's mouth = greatest fears of everyone working on the large hadron collider
ReplyDeleteThat photo is disturbing and heinous. Christ, she is insane.
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