Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
Well hello there strangers.
and ... ???
I think she's expecting tweets from across the globe, welcoming her back, tell her how much she was missing, pleading for the latest and greatest of lifecasts....Don't you?
I have this to say: GO THE FUCK AWAY AGAIN, BEEYOTCH!
lmfao. She didn't make it till Thursday.ColorMeShocked!!!!
Wherrrrrrre are these photos from?! Comedy gold.
Megs and Jackles took these photos at the DLD conference.
Was it even three days? The sweet silence was so fleeting.TJ: A bunch of losers, mostly her weirdo Twitter stalkers, immediately started messaging back. Can't wait to see annapoet come in and say: PLEASE GO AWAY AGAIN.Anon 8:35: The Getty Images website. Go check it out; it's a goldmine of rarely before seen images, including some that are not terribly flattering.
You're correct, Jacy. Her usual harem of sleezy old men.
@TJ. Why are you replying to yourself?
Wow. You're really watching. I deleted my comment because I wrote TJ instead of Jacy, in my reply. And honest mistake.
lol. I thought it was some new RBNS conspiracy theory.
ilikejuliaallison is a veritable evolution in cruelty. As of today, no more ambiguity.
Omg that photo is PERFECTION for this post.Anyways, did you guys miss me? I took like, a 5 day break on RBNS. It was EPIC. I'll never go away again. Unless you tell me you didn't miss me. I'LL MAKE YOU MISS ME!!!!!!!!!I love you.
Wow....What quality responses:# singlenycguy @juliaallison hey there sexy 7 minutes ago from web # Img_1564-facebook_normal henzerheap @juliaallison Hell....o there, baby...! about 1 hour ago from TweetieThey REALLY LOVE YOU!!!! They love you! Really!!
I'm sorry her all male responses are just so funny:# parisj13 @juliaallison hello. What's shakin' about 1 hour ago from web # Vegas_5_jeff_tina_normal TMcFeeley @juliaallison yo yo yo ali cakes.
omg her nose is so horrible in the face-forward photos in the getty gallery. now i understand why she's always turning her face!
Are ali cakes like cupcakes? Do they make you fat?
I guess she was afraid the world thought she didn't exist anymore.
For a short, sweet while, it did.
I just noticed that in the Getty Images pic Megan is named "Meghan Geekette". I think I just died a little.
I know nobody wants to watch this, but has anybody seen this?!?! There is SO much to talk about. http://www.tmiweekly.com/episode/TMI_20090527
Wow. Julia admits to shading her face. I thought she said "shaving" at first.
It's a treasure trove, that episode. Mary calling out Julia as only having been to the gym 5 times in her life! Julia's inability to wear no makeup while the other two make the sacrifice! The hideous Mrs. Roper shirt! Julia twitching and readjusting her top constantly.
Julia seemed honest and open in that episode. Still, if TMI was a successful and entertaining show, Julia would have removed her makeup part way through.Why is Meghan so milquetoast. She has to have lipstick to support Julia, and no other makeup on to support Mary.
Why wasn't this episode called "Julia's Insecurity Couch: We Hope You Charge by the Hour"? Or alternately, "Ha Ha Mary Looks Like Crap"?
juliaallison: Turns out I didn't miss the internet ... at all. Hmmm.6 minutes ago from web · Reply · View Tweet That's what hanging out at a lux fat farm while fantasizing about being rich will do for ya', Jules.
Hey JaneI thought the same thing...Julia figuring she better own up to that insecurity before mary laid it on her and yeah, mary, put the make-up back on. Sorry, but going on the internet without make-up, shocking!!!! what??? was colonic 2 not ok'd by nn?girl needs base, mascara and page views.
Wow. The most hilarious thing about these photos is the tag on Getty: "Julia Allison, Meghan Geekette."Seriously?
Julia Allison and Former Representative Harold Ford
WTF is up with Meghans right arm - looks like she's had it stuck up a cows arse.
Um. Maybe she didn't miss the internet at all because she is the third ranked hated person ON THE INTERNET.
Colour me confused. She's away from the internets for a few days and then re-posts an old post about being with dudes who like to race cars, which was re-posted here a day ago, an old post that we've re-commented on .. is this circles within circles within circles ... or is my alcoholism just hitting me too hard and it's too late at night?Dude. Too much for my brain.
Some of the captions along with the photos at Getty are pricless. I think this one is my favorite :"ACTRESS Julia Allison and ACTRESS Mary Rambin..."I wonder if they tell the photog this or what, but I definitely LOLed because that's just heinous.
You know...that site IS the first on the sites we like links. You don't need to pimp it in the comments every single fucking day already.
Oh, go pivot a table or something.
What the hell IS Meghan wearing? It's almost as bad as JA's outfit. These are two women in their late 20s, dressing as though they're in their mid-50s.
PartyPantsYes, cause the main rule of RBNS is NO REPETITIONbut maybe jacy can post a link to the rules, so the people can know how not to be scolded....hate to piss off the regulars.
Well pardon fucking me, but it's getting old. Every fucking post we need to be reminded that ilikejulia exists. I GET IT. YOU HAVE A BLOG. The link is RIGHT THERE AT THE TOP. Now shut the fuck up about it already.That is just my opinion.