Friday, May 22, 2009
Julia: I Think She's One Purty Little Lady
Now since I been done hired here to keep order and ride fucking goddamned herd, I been doing as I've been told. But I don't mind saying I am not on board with the disgust for the little lady you bitches and assholes call Jackles and/or Poofy and sometimes Yulia by that skinny Russian sumbitch. Could be because little Miss Jackles she reminds me of my gosh-darn middle school typing teacher, Miss MacGillicuddy, with her yellow nicotine fingernails and her beehive hairdo and her legs as thick as a steer's butt. Nonetheless, that little lady took my wing-wang in her mouth and ... well, never you goddamned prickholes and beaver-arses mind. Let's just say I see some kinship between that sweet big-hootered bingo hall lady of my youth and little Miss Poofy, with her sweet cans, her shelf arse and her big huge gaping moist round piehole .... sweet mother of fuck it is hot as a Texas whore's tit in here right now, ain't it?
And all you fucking arsefags are so quick to publish the ugliest picture you can find of sweet Miss Jackles. But here's one I like because looky here ... there ain't no posing going on here. Little Miss Hot Cupcakes looks purty as a goddamned picture here if you ask me, you bunch of motherfuckers. I might just have to print this here picture off and use it for ... errr ... keep it in my goddamned holster so that next time I get the urge to blow one of you dumb fuckers away, I'll see this sweet little angel of headband heaven and simmer down just a little fucking bit.
Look at the little lady there. No posing, no goddamned mugging for the goddamned cameras like that skinny little sumbitch Poshbitch or whatever her name was in that motherfucking Spice Whores band. Just a purty little lady with a fondness I hope for stuffing something hot and meaty in her pieh .... errr, never you scumsuckers fucking mind!
She's just as pretty as the Red River Valley in springtime, she is, though I don't deny this here photo makes me want to unzip my sheriff pants and grab hold of the closest longhorn and show him what for.
I guess I'll do as these bitches and prickasses tell me and limit my asskicking to the motherfucking commenters here who get out of line. But I don't mind saying that some of you bitches don't hold a candle to the purty little lady who is now haunting my goddamned dick dreams.