Saturday, May 16, 2009

Ridiculous Corn

While eating something shaped like a penis is a step in the right direction, umm... honey?? Zzzzzzzzz. Also, this is a great website.

31 comments:

  1. Does anyone else tend to get constipated when you eat corn?

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  2. And she's having berries and cherries for dessert? http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/108779967-0-1

    Thanks for letting us know that you eat fruits and veggies too.

    Btw, "one of these" = corn.

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  3. This is a boring post. Not funny. Next, please!

    Can't we talk instead about the Julia's dog shitting on the floor of the Tumblr offices? It was on Gawker today.

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  4. That happened like 8 years ago. Gawker is behind the times and worthless in the age of RBNS.

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  5. From the Gawker commenters page:

    Julia Allison [ed: not her old Gawker account]
    6:28 PM
    Hard up for stories, eh, Foster?

    This post doesn't even make any sense.

    PS. Lilly is very much housetrained. Although I can have her shit on Gawker's floor if you'd like.

    --

    Haha, Julia. We all know your dog shits in unfamiliar places; there's documentation of it here and Tumblr and elsewhere. I'm glad you have started to confront your critics, though! Ha~

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  6. Whatever, still more interesting than the corn post. I think going outside to the street fair is actually a step in the right direction, no?

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  7. Not when she goes on to say how much she hates street fairs*. She's a tool.

    * Okay. they are no big thrill, but I resent her telling me how all New Yorkers feel about them. As. If. She. Knows. Anything. About. Anything.

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  8. Oh, I didn't read that she had called them "tacky" -- street fairs -- but of course she did. Fuck her. She can sit on the couch with a/c and watch Oprah and cry herself to sleep then.

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  9. I would love to hear Meg's advice on how to make it in the city:

    "So you take these press releases, or just go to the 'info' section of a website, copy and paste... then just hang out for the rest of the day! That's what people do in NYC on weekdays!"

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  10. more Tweets of Insanity:

    "Blind Date #2 (Harvard) invited me to his "big and drunk" house party in Soho tonight. Verdict: Undecided."

    Assigning numbers and referring to dates by their alma maters? VERY NICE!

    "Mars/Venus Question: if a guy asks you to "brunch or coffee" ... does that mean he likes you a lot - or not at all?"

    And did anyone know Jowlia was friends with DAVID KARP?! Wow.com!

    "Din w @DavidKarp!! I don't have many guy friends (sniff), but the ones I do have I'm extremely protective of. You mess w/ D, you mess w/ me!"

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  11. This guy is so creepy.com.

    http://twitter.com/singlenycguy

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  12. How about this JUles,

    Tumblr is a shitty CMS and soon will be out of money and fame time..:)_

    Enjoy the association while it lasts..

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  13. aw gawd, she must be getting her monthly allowance tonight from Karp.

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  14. Notes to Jules,

    When you state a slow news day in response to any PR coverage of self you immediately devalue your own business value to anyone..not a smart PR move..

    Hint, give PR job over to Lilly she seems smarter of the two in terms of using brain cells..

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  15. It's strange that you guys don't understand art when you see it. And poetry. This is modern day poetry. Like one of Hemingway's 6 word stories:

    Hot coals. Nature's harvest. Flush twice.

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  16. 'Just want to make sure you all know I only had ONE PIECE of food. Later just a bowl of clean low calorie fresh fruits. So healthy! So happy!'

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  17. I think I would forgive her for almost everything if just once I would see her vimeo herself eating a gyro from a street vendor without shame.

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  18. Oliver Cromwell IIIMay 16, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    I'd rather see her eating a cock!

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  19. Julia on street festivals:

    "In fact, it’s one of those uniquely New York occurances where you think, “Awww, cute,” the first time you see it after moving here, and “Eww, tacky,” every time thereafter.

    Sort of like Times Square."

    Sort of like Julia Allison Baugher.

    She makes it too easy for us.

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  20. She acts like she's been NyC for 15 years and is so jaded, so oh-I've-seen-it-all.

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  21. "Tacky," she said, gesturing towards the sock vendors at the street fair, as she climbed into her limousine for the fitting at Armani and a quick supper at Boulet with Peter Pan and Snow White.

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  22. street fairs are in no way unique to new york. we have them all the time where I live

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  23. Man I am so bummed faux-ga didn't win the poll.

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  24. as someone who has lived in new york for many years and is dating a native new yorker..umm don't speak for all of us, bitch. yeah, street fairs can be annoying but ummm so are people who prance around in pink tutus and let their dogs shit all over. a REAL new yorker gets annoyed over the street fairs having traffic rerouted, having an effect on our BUSINESS travels, and clogging up the streets in front of our apartments...not because they're "tacky." just goes to show you that she can't deal with a city that isn't as SATC-fied as she had believed it to be.

    go home.

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  25. New game...

    Get Valleywag o refer to Julia Allison as Internet Fart and googlebomb her with those two term words...

    What do you win? THe knowledge that she cannot erase from Internet :)

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  26. @ anon8:07

    he might be creepy, but that seems about the only caliber of man Jankles can attract these days. swarmy, gross and all over other women at the same time! perfect match for her.

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  27. Anonny 10:35 PM Man I am so bummed faux-ga didn't win the poll:

    Me, too. I am cryin' here. It was so perfect. Yet I know Our Lady Julia Allison will come through with even more perfect idiocies in the future.

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  28. Why is she asking her readers for dating advice? I thought she was THE friggin' dating expert?

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  29. I shit for Poofy

    Now where the F is my treat?

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  30. Two too is right. I'm a native New Yorker and I'm sick of this stupid bitch prancing around as if she personifies the city. We are not superficial, shallow, manipulative, sociopathic, useless hags who alter every single fucking thing about our appearance.

    She's not a New Yorker and she never will be, unless her family finally acts responsibly and puts her ass in Creedmore.

    Oh, and who here believes she only had one corn at the fair?

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  31. Posts like these are how we know she has no life. Whenever she steps outside, she writes so many posts about it.

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