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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
TMI Weakly: Who's The Chick on The Left?
Seriously, who's the 50-year-old in the mumu on the left who appears to have consumed about 4,000 espressos based on the decibel/excitement level? My God, my ears.
I'd say the woman on the left is Debbie from Peoria who's visiting the Big Apple for only the second time in her life, because her fabulous hubs Todd brought her along on his orthodondist equipment conference since it's her 51st birthday next week. She just enjoyed a nice lunch at TGI Friday's and can't wait to get to the Empire State Building this afternoon and then maybe do some shopping for the twins at Macy's. She is just so so so EXCITED to be in the Big Apple, everyone! She loves the Big Apple almost as much as she loves weddings and Todd!!!!
What do you think?
The woman on the left is ......
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Is the shapeshifter from start trek..she is shifting again..
ReplyDeletenext stop 100 years old
God, Meghan Asha Parikh is a complete moron.
ReplyDeleteThat bag on the left is my distant aunt Sadie from Grand Rapids.
Mrs. Roper slash Bette Midler circa Divine Ms. M slash Annette Funicello slash Marie Osmond selling dolls on QVC slash slash "I've written a letter to daddy" Bette Davis slash Annie Potts in Pretty in Pink...
ReplyDeleteoy gevalt it's my Aunt Sharon from Ronkonkamo in town for Purim. Apparently she dressed up as a bacterial smear.
ReplyDeleteShe looks extra puffy...like she's been crying all night or something.
ReplyDelete@12:56 she probably ate too many field mice last night during the full moon.
ReplyDeleteIt's also time to wax off whatever she's been waxing on her face. SHINY!
ReplyDeleteWow. She has officially given up. Just wow.
ReplyDelete4 year countdown begins before she is a receptionist in Wichita.
ReplyDeleteOh dear baby Jesus. This is too much.
ReplyDeletedid she just come back from having lunch at cheeseburger in paradise?
ReplyDeletepartypants at 12:55 - You slay me.
ReplyDeleteI think she looks good in that mumu - for a freakin' werewolf that is!
ReplyDeleteIt really distracts from her green vagina.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting married later this year, and I have news for these TMI dipshits: I'm not inviting any werewolves to my wedding, no matter WHAT they wear.
ReplyDeleteShe looks exactly as she should look: like she took Dr. Gary's credit card and hauled her pretty little fanny to the downtown Indianapolis Dress Barn! That's my Jules. Such style!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dressbarn.com/flashHome.jsp?page=womanLookbook
And Jacy, I don't know who this 'Todd' is, but the only orthodontist my Julia has eyes for is this guy, Dr. Gary!
(Confidential to PartyPants: any white zinfandel chilled in the fridge?)
oh flatface that would be more uncomfortable than not having plenty of Frito-Lay products and crisp refreshing Franzia at your wedding!
ReplyDeleteUm, Dr. Gary if you don't put the kibosh on Jill's cupcake habit she'll be at Dress Barn for Women and Lane Gyant pretty soon.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know I only keep Sunset Blush around. Paging Dr. Sexy!
stop it party pants. You're going to make me piss my H&M men's relaxed fit jeans, which are perfect for the office or after-hours.
ReplyDeleteThey're also great for outrunning werewolves, I hear.
ReplyDeleteHey now... nothing wrong with slicking back your hair nice and pretty, and throwing on your Nana's blouse and earrings.
ReplyDeletePartypants! You know Sunset Blush is my favorite. Make sure the extra key is under the mat?
ReplyDeleteI've told you girls before, I like a little extra meat on my women. So my Jules can eat as many cupcakes as she wants. More 'cushin' for the pushin'!
@1:26 Yeah, nothing wrong with if you're 6 years old and bored because Nana's napping during Matlock.
ReplyDeleteSo wait, Mary picked that shirt out for her? And she agreed to wear it??
ReplyDeleteThis blouse/Mumu/whatever screams Golden Girls, but not in a good way. I just hope Julverine doesn't ruin that for me too.
ReplyDeleteDid Meghan say "you looked cute and all your friends let themselves go right?"
ReplyDeleteMeghan - you are a bitch. This nastiness is probably why everyone cheats on you and 'betrays' you.
that = golden girls btw
ReplyDeleteI am now convinced that is not a top, but some kind of Jaba Slanket Exclusive she will be pimping on QVC this summer.
ReplyDeleteRose Nylund called and she wants her blouse back.
ReplyDeleteCrying at the sight of a cake, hot flashes in your 30's, and green labial abscesses are hallmark symptoms werewolves exhibit when they are suffering with an STD.
ReplyDeleteI produce video for the web professionally, and this would never be close to being put on the web at any real business or web content company. The editors on TMI Weekly obviously do not give a FUCK at this point. Incredible.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I get more of a Blanche Devereaux vibe from that top, Anony1:35. Then again, I think any of the Golden Girls would gladly wear that stylish top, as ironic slanket pointed out!
ReplyDeleteHope the WHCD one-night stand didn't notice the green vajayjay pimples. He may want to visit the clinic.
ReplyDeleteJulia acts like her never getting invited to weddings is just some strange inexplicable quirk. It's as if she doesn't even realize that it's related to her not having any real friends.
ReplyDeleteSeriously I am cannot get over the green vagina thing. That's not ingrown hairs, Julia. That's swamptwat. See a doctor.
ReplyDeleteThis is the first time I have watched one of their videos straight through to the end. I never realized just how bad they were. The content is terrible. Do people really need to be told what to wear to a wedding? I am certainly not going to take advice from a 28 year old wearing a muumuu and sporting a mullet. And I have no idea what Mary was wearing since I was so focused on the fact that she cannot move her upper lip. With Meghan, I only see hair. She could be botoxed and greasy like Julia but I can't see her face with all that hair. She needs to cut some long layers.
ReplyDeleteThere. That's my advice. Where is my horrible online web show?
@crazytrain Can you imagine Julia at your wedding? She would not be able to handle the attention being shown to the bride. It would kill her. Yes - this is what would kill the werewolf.
ReplyDeleteThe whole thing with TMI is - as I've said before - like one of those welcome back to the world videos for someone whose been a hostage for a few years or in a coma for a while. Or who had just moved to this "America" place recently and were perplexed by some of our unique social customs. People who need to be reminded what a "fork" is and how to use it. The show could also be helpful with people just learning english.
ReplyDeleteHere's my advice: The wedding of your friend is about your friend. It's not about you trying to "pop" so "the groomsmen notice you". It's not about Aunt Edna asking when your big day is and how YOU feel about being single.
ReplyDeleteCan these whores for ONE DAY not think about themselves, or how everything around them reflects and relates to them?
Dr. Gary, I'm calling your bluff! I think Julia is wearing one of the shirts you purchased back in 1997 from the International Male catalogue.
ReplyDeleteJust cinch it!
I refuse to admit how I know this but Julia Allison reminds me of a QVC host, Lisa Robertson. She's a former teen beauty queen turned television shopping star who regularly gets work done and has ruined a pretty face.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/ogqzsw
Wow. "Electronic retailing". Is that like "Lifecasting"?
ReplyDeleteIts Sharon Osborne!
ReplyDeleteget a screenshot..dialetics.org ads on JA's site..Scientology here we come
ReplyDeleteDr. Gary,
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't you come clean babe? You got Julia that outfit at that electronic retailer you love! http://tinyurl.com/onjp8d
$72.00 for a complete outfit! You must give us more of your fashion tips.
Everytime Dr. Hotbuns comes over he drinks my franzia and then tries to make me pick an outfit from http://www.womenscruisewear.com/.
ReplyDeletepartypants:
ReplyDeleteYour life sounds hard so maybe you should take a break from the internet. We will forgive you if that's what you choose to do.
She looks great for a warewolf. She is totally right. Laser hair removal IS amazing.
ReplyDeleteAlso. My favorite part is the remark about never getting invited to weddings. Seriously. How dense can one be? No one invites you to weddings... hmmm... that's so weird... i can't *imagine* why that would be... it's *almost* as if people are embarrassed by you or something... like they aren't really your friends but more like your acquaintances... or they are just jealous of your fabulousness - you decide.
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ReplyDeleteIf PP took a break then who would write all the comments?
ReplyDeleteFOR REALZ
ReplyDeletei'm sure you already have a million comments saying this -- i haven't read them yet -- but i just wanted to say that this post nearly made me piss my pants in public. best one in a while. great job, ladies!
ReplyDelete@ anonymous and partypants
ReplyDeleteYou make work day procrastination fun. But I don't want any of you to hit unhappy forks. That would be sad. :( According to Our Lady of Binge Eating, blogging can quickly become overwhelming.
Oh dear G-d. THAT is why I never watch any of their episodes. Does Meg's presence serve any purpose whatsoever? Is she just a physical buffer between Mama Cass and Twiggy?
ReplyDeleteMegs is back to making pumpking smiles when she doesn't know what to do. Scariest pumpkin smile ever. just stop it.
ReplyDeleteAnd noone's gettin fat 'cept Jaba's ass.
ReplyDeleteHA! Jackles has been reading this blog AGAIN. The 'bingo arms' comments got to her. Hence the arm-covering-muumuu. That's progress.
ReplyDeleteJesus, what hedge fund could Meghan have possibly worked at? One Tree Hill Capital Management?
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Meghan. I think she is as nasty as Julia but has kept it hidden for the most part. She let it slip in this video when she wondered if Mary's friends had let themselves go. Then she acted disappointed when Mary said no they still looked cute.
ReplyDeletePhucking Meghan in that video. Hilarious. She has the weirdest arm movements. She is geeky only in the awkward little kid sense. And she always does the gasping-opening mouth thing whenever one of the other two fleshbots says anything remotely risque. The word bubble above her crazy-ass alien head should read "Damn, you earthlings are craaaazy!"
ReplyDelete253 - I wonder that too all the time. I remember once she posted a picture of her "old cubicle" and the caption was something like 'ZOMG, LOOK AT SOO MANY COMPUTER SCREENS BY THIS DESK. WOWZERS!' I can't imagine she offered too much insight in her entry level stint there, that is for sure
ReplyDeletepartypants, you are on the best fucking roll ever.
ReplyDeleteThe second the mid-way commercial comes on TMI Weakly I stop the video. Every time. My mild interest in seeing these 3 dips embarrass themselves is trumped by the saccharine music/mindlessness of those damned It's a Woman's World spots. They have RUINED TMI's trainwreck appeal for me. Ruined, I tell you.
ReplyDeleteI can see why she's tired. The woman is so defensive and she cannot bear to let anyone say anything critical of her without responding in her ridiculously passive aggressive fashion.
ReplyDeleteI left a comment on the "when to say I love you" TMI, after many months of not chcking in there and immediately she's not only posted a defensive, condescending as usual reply but she's done the same for every other remotely critical comment there.
No wonder she doesn't enable comments and gets tired of this whole thing. It's not that people say "mean" things to her as she claims (all the TMI comments and many others she gets directed to her are polite but critical), it's just that she can't stand to not reply in her defensive fashion to Every. Single. Criticism. And that's got to be exhausting and so time consuming.
Imagine between TMI comments, FB comments, Lunch.com comments, and who knows what else, how much deleting and defensive replying she has to do all the time. No wonder she's tired and wants a break.
(By the way I notice they seem to have removed the "sloppy third base" episode or at least I couldn't find it on Youtube, it said it had been removed.)
Psst, Dys, you can scroll ahead past the commercials. I do it every time. :)
ReplyDeleteAll of her replies to our comments on TMI Weekly (I'm Dorky) are so condescending and rude. Here's what I wrote:
ReplyDelete"Also, my fiance and I told each other we loved each other after 3 weeks. When you know you know. It doesn't make sense to make expressing your emotions a part of the Rules Game."
Her reply:
"Well, I think most people would be a bit overwhelmed if a person who knew them for only three weeks said they LOVED them.
Personally, I'd find it a bit hard to believe - how can you possibly love someone after 21 days?
But I guess here are always exceptions to the rules :)"
You have no idea what it's like to step into your soulmate. So please shut up.
The most unlikeable person I have ever come across anywhere, on the internet and in real life. Truly. Julia, you're a fucking bitch.
ReplyDeleteBut she's so NICE, remember. See, it's all about the happy face emoticon and explanation points. The make every passive aggressive condescending comment so sugary sweet! :) It's like alchemy or something.
ReplyDelete*sorry, exclamation! not explanation : )
ReplyDeleteSausage Snappers:
ReplyDeleteDoh! on scrolling through the TMI commercials. I feel a little bit like Meghan Asha Parikh here--behind the tech curve, struggling to keep up appearances, and now--hideously exposed as a lame faux geek! Hey, have you heard about that Roomba thingie? Very nice!
don't hate on meghan, y'allz. she is an "ndependent Broadcast Media Professional", mmkay? she knows her shiz, like this revolutionary new thing that she invented, horizontal scrolling. it's gonna be HUGE.
ReplyDeleteJulia is like the loud n brassy secretary settling down for a long juicy gossip and a ham sandwich in the office lunchroom circa 1984.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone taken the name "Cupcankles" yet?
ReplyDeleteI love how they are like "We have exciting things for Nonsociety" - May! May! Wait till May! It is all happening in May!!!!
ReplyDeleteAhh...urr... wha?
I love how that dumbass Meghan is all, "Hey, my sister just moved to town and I'm the only person she knows in this big city! She needs friends!! How do you find friends in a big city? I sure don't have any friends of my own! Where do you go to find these things called friends???"
ReplyDeleteIf you actually have to ask where to find friends, maybe you really don't deserve any friends. I'm just sayin.
julia doesn't know what the status of nonsociety is? who else is making those decisions besides her? and they haven't even removed mary from the frontpage.
ReplyDeletejulia - unemployed lardo
meghan - clueless third wheel
mary - entitled texas housewife-in-training
You know guys, Meghan must not be all that dumb. She must be pretty cunning. She has been hanging out for over a year with Julia Allison, someone we definitley know is totally a werewolf for sure, like out of some freaky 19th century novel or something, and yet, Meghan remains unscathed. How has she managed to avoid the thrashing, howling, jaw-popping rage thatis Julia Allison when she turns into a werewolf, which we're pretty definitley sure happens alot.
ReplyDeleteCould you do that?
@ 3:03
ReplyDeleteThis response almost killed me. The first line is similar to Julia's response to the email about women having expiration date.
JuliaAllison wrote on May 13, 12:41 am
Well ... If you're married, why would you have rules about when to be intimate with new partners? Or when to say I love you?
These supposed "rules" are just general guidelines that help us make our own decisions. For example, I've found that I'm happier when I wait longer to sleep with a man I date. That sentiment isn't exactly revolutionary.
None of us would debate that honesty, communication and respect are part of a healthy, mature relationship. I mean ... umm ... isn't that sort of obvious?
But we're not talking about relationships here. We're talking about dating - specifically the first few weeks/months, which is certainly NOT about honesty, communication and respect - at least not if you live in New York city. ;) hahaha
I'm teasing, of course - although as anyone who's dated here can tell you - it's a minefield. And having "rules" to help you navigate it makes a lot of us feel more secure with our decision making. That's not to say that we always follow our own rules (I mean, christ, I text messaged my ex Alex I loved him first! TEXT-MESSAGED. MY GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!) - but I have found that personally, they work more often than not.
That said, we'd be happy to let people with different mindsets join us. :) Please feel free to offer some specific suggestions and we'll take you up on them!
@4:02
ReplyDeleteYeah where are the new contributors for May?
flatface, meghan defers to julia, and probably everyone else. but she is not unscathed: association with julia has ruined her reputation, not to mention her geek chops have been revealed to be beyond faux.
ReplyDeleteTJ
ReplyDeleteThat to the resp. to my comment. I wrote back. Let's see if it gets printed.
Dude....talking about Ronkonkoma gets me every time. LMAOOOO
ReplyDeleteAlso, partypants...you are cracking me up with your responses to your "haters". Man, it's so true...women are MEANIE MEANIE MEANHEADS on the internet, but you handle it well.
flatface...the truth is clear. Meghan is made of garlic.
ReplyDeletethis is so petty, but julia's sideburns really bother me. all that money on hair removal, and she can't take care of those mutton chops?
ReplyDelete@4:18
ReplyDeleteWhat really irked me was when she wrote "Well ... If you're married, why would you have rules about when to be intimate with new partners? Or when to say I love you?"
Does she have reading comp issues? Obviously, you meant that you didn't play silly rules and ended up happily married.
Similar to the anon emailed who asked Julia about her expiration date comment in relationship to plastic surgery and she wrote back something about menopause. WHAT?
The rules. About dating. And sex. And eating. And the dime-store inspirational books. And the emabrassing life coach. And the naked miming of SATC life moves.
ReplyDeleteThat more than anything shows her stunted - retarded is the word - development. This lifecastingthing failed. It did. It did not meet with either critical or popular response. It did not attcat revenue and it may have damaged her professional reputation and personal health.
It's time to quit.
And yes, it's hard. And her failure is public, which makes it harder still. But only a little child thinks their life will be filled with one victory after another. If your life view is based on chick-flick cliches and sugary no one-can-take-your-dreams-away platititudes, though, you can never face defeat. And accept it. And learn. And show some real goddamn courage and get back up and try something else, knowing it too could feel.
She can't do it though. She cannot face anything negative about herself. Oh, she acts like she has an ocean of hard experiences in her past (break-ups, bulimia etc) but she doesn't. She does that only to appear to be battle-tested and wise. But she isn't. Not really. She has had little girl bumpy-bumps and dealt with them in little girl ways: blaming everyone and everything around here. Putting her fingers in her ears and humming the stipid xylophone Sex in the City theme louder. And louder.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWow. She has officially given up. Just wow."
And she isn't even married yet...
When I read Julia Allison's condescending responses I get this feeling of pent up anger that has previously only been felt when listening to Ann Coulter debate. Especially the part when she says "my dear so and so" or calls people sweetie or honey.
ReplyDeleteSorry meant to say that *was* the response to my comment
ReplyDeleteEvery comment on TMI I've ever read that made some sense had been obnoxiously responded to by Julia. She really is like kryptonite. Even when there are comments they are not really worth leaving because they are never responded to genuinely or just accepted and considered. They are always passive aggressively replied to and also usually deliberately misunderstood in order to allow for an even more defensive comment that would otherwise be possible. And no matter what she must get in the last word and emoticon :)
Her personality just seems so ugly to me that I have to ask myself why I am exposing myself to it.
Nomsociety,
ReplyDeleteIs it possible Meghan is a werewolf, too?
I hadn't noticed any werewolf habits.
NomSociety: That's because, believe it or not, a few years back I was in Julia Allison's spot. And I reacted the same way, tantrums, whining, and deleting. Then I took two years off the internet, got a life, and stopped giving a shit about the internet's opinion of me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have ruled Mordor EVER SINCE BITCHES.
Do werewolves have friends? How do werewolves find friends in the big city?
ReplyDelete"It's time to quit" = the new "Yes We Can".
ReplyDeleteSay it with me brothers and sisters!
It's Time to Quit!
@4:22 It's not that easy. A werewolf's sideburns are the first to grow back after laser treatment.
ReplyDeleteDo werewolves ever give up on their dreams? Can anyone tell werewolves they're not good enough?
ReplyDeleteWho tells a werewolf it's time to go home?
Now she is squealing with delight over random wedding pictures on her blog. Lily is thinking "I am not going to clean this bitch up if she wets herself. If she doesn't clean up after me then I don't clean up after her."
ReplyDeleteGod, all she wants is to get married. What a pathetic hag.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is dealing with a crisis-but-not-really-crossroads howl exactly?
ReplyDeleteOk so this chick has a wedding in June and has nothing else to do on a Wednesday in mid May but look at random bridesmaid dresses?
ReplyDeletehow about phoning a few of those up and coming contributors we were to meet in May?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the fucking deal with all of the matrimonial snaps every other day on the liecast? Is Jackles getting some kickback from Brides magazine? Or is she Betty Winnetka circa 1953, pining away for Dr. Gary to finally pop the big question?
ReplyDeleteWhat a tacky werewolf!
Julia Allison stars in: "Midwestern Werewolf in Tack City"!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to join NS as a contributer now. I mean, for someone really young, it might be a chance to get your name out there - if you did it just for like 6 mos and really cranked the content. Maybe.
ReplyDeleteBut it also could be a chance to get all of your fingers snapped off and a good portion of your arm and torso chewed up until your are barely-recognizble as a human being - which at that point you really aren't anymore, you're more like the Undead, doomed to wander the world a shadow of yourself until your attacker is hunted down.
Because Julia Allison is a werewolf. A real, actual werewolf. And werewolves attack people and maim them and kill them and turn them into Undead shadow wanderers. It's just their nature. Good? Evil? My friends, those aren't questions you're going to be asking yourself when you hear that low growling from the Next New Networks studio and look up from your first draft of a post for NonSociety just in time to see a blur or silver and black fur and the blood red mouth and throat of Julia Allison, the werewolf.
blood and cupcakes: tackytown
ReplyDeleteShe has such twisted ideas about marriage, relationship, and being a woman. I should have known better than to try to call her/them on it though (I wrote the TMI comment that got the obnoxious reply from Julia that T.J. posted here).
ReplyDeleteIt's such a waste of them to say anything to Julia that isn't some sort of praise. What's the point really? I just hope young people don't buy what they're selling over at TMI and NS, but even from some of the comments I saw on TMI and youtube that seem to come from younger kids, there seems to be more wisdom there than in all of Julia's comments combined. Thank God for hope for the next generation.
Her internet aggression is just egregious. I kind of want to have a real protest of NonSociety just to end this thing once and for all. Sorry if anyone thinks that's out of line, but we do have a right to assemble. Organizing a group out of NNN on a day they were filming would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhoever said "That's Sharon Osbourne" about Jules in this TMI shoot... Sharon is actually thinner and more attractive. So no comparison there.
ReplyDeleteI love that Julia keeps posting these wedding pictures. Girlfriend is going to be the Ultimate Bridezilla if ever she finds a fool to marry her. That fool would have to be deaf, blind, dumb, and without an internet connection. Good luck, Jules.
She just Twittered about the bright pink bridesmaid dresses she will make her bridesmaids wear in "five years." Keep dreaming, honey. Five years if you'll settle for a creepy, amoral mental case. Because that's the only kind of guy you're going to get unless you go away and deal with your issues, and emerge a totally changed human being, as soon as possible.
ReplyDeleteWell, she has set a 5 year "deadline" for her wedding (via twitter), to which I loled. Must be her expiration date.
ReplyDeletea psychic told julia she would be married in 3.5 years... and that she would host a tv show in 2009... the public access "werewolf how-to" show known as tmi weekly.
ReplyDeleteoh, and the psychic told julia living in NY is like “living in your own piss.”
I think Julia will eventually become her own version of little Edie, without the class and sophistication. In five years she'll move in with her grandmother, the old school CIA operative. I'd certainly watch that documentary.
ReplyDeleteI think she might be smoking crack, or perhaps some kind of pharmaceutical. Her outfit would not have been out of place in The Ice Storm. You know, Julia as one of the horny background women during the key party scene. I can't imagine her ever actually making it all the way to her own wedding, her head would explode.
She will be attending grad school on Daddy's Revenue's dime in 6 months..watch..
ReplyDeleteI say its Georgetown or Kellog Business School at Chicago
Anon 5:53--No way. Julia hasn't taken the GMAT and NO PROFESSOR is going to write a recommendation. Dad Revenue won't be working any miracles here.
ReplyDeleteHow would she get in? Even with family help, she'd need a high score on the GMATS.
ReplyDeleteI think she's headed for FB.
I don't think so. Remember we're talking about Julia. School=work.
ReplyDeleteNot if you have an intern do your coursework. Studying differently.
ReplyDeletesorry if this topic has been covered, but I just saw that Julia responded to my comment on yesterday's TMI. She responded to many of them in the wee hours of the morning.
ReplyDeleteSomeone finally called her out for being condescending to her "readers". All of her responses are bullshit, defensive and idiotic.
I hate that bitch so much. When will TMI and NS just die already.
She had a majorly busy night last night.
this from a commenter on the TMI love you epi:
ReplyDeleteJulia, you have been quite rude and condescending in some of your responses to us. This is not appreciated and creates feelings of ill-will, and it's not the way to foster community among your readers.
You have come down on those of us who spoke of our success by not playing games.... and yet... you are constantly unlucky in love. Maybe you could start listening and taking to heart success stories instead of sticking to your own outdated ideas.
Ohnoshedidn't - tell the advice lady to listen to other people's advice? Marvelous, wonderful, priceless. I think I love this person on the internet unknown to me.
ReplyDeleteToo soon?
Bravo to whoever wrote that comment on TMI. Just what was needed. The best way to deal with a passive aggressive person is to call them out directly on what they are doing. Beautiful!
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/4159066
ReplyDeleteHave we all seen this video? Jules last time she was home in Chicago talking with a hair pelt headband designer who is not amused by her AT ALL.
From Alana Joy's tumblr:
ReplyDeleteScrew you and your “I’m 28 and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life…” BULL SHIT. Get it the fuck together. Are you SERIOUS? Quarter life crisis if you live to be 120 years old. WTF? You have a college education: I did not finish college. You have your parents support in SOME kind of way: I have been emancipated since I was a teenager. You have years in this industry and I’m sure there are SOME bridges you haven’t burned yet… RIGHT?!?!
So you know what, SHUT THE FUCK UP with the excuses as to why you can’t write more than 3 sentences unless it’s manipulative or paid for when you “do this for the writing”. Enough telling BLOGGERS just how HARD blogging is. It isn’t hard. What YOU are doing at least: ISN’T HARD.
Please, no, Total Jing. I can't take the wild blinking and nodding and fidgeting. Faux listening does not look good on Julia. I have seen part of this video before and never again. Interviewing and Julia do not mix.
ReplyDeleteThanks, guys. :) I didn't figure they would publish my comment, but yay. I do wish Julia would step outside of her own world for once and listen to other people's ideas.
ReplyDeleteAlana Joy is a fucking nutcase. She's the only person for whom I really think the old "you guys just hate JA because you're jealous" line is actually true.
ReplyDelete6:31
ReplyDeleteI don't think she can listen to other people's ideas if they contradict her own or the image of herself she wants to portray. She interprets everything as a personal attack if it goes against this image. She seems unable to debate IDEAS intellectually and critically or back up her own beliefs in any real way. Her only response to any idea that doesn't parrot or praise hers is to resort to condescending attacks and personalization of the issue.
If you are "Dorky" on the tmi comments, she was very rude to you. That comment about how weird it is to say I love after a few weeks was so ugly. I said something about it on there too. It was so gross of her, was blatantly rude, and like you said, it does't even occur to her maybe some people other than her might have some good experiences to share or useful points to make. But her appraoch of dismissing all ideas but her own is gross and has to stem from nothing but her own insecruties.
i'd like to invite you all over tonight for the first annual Werewolf Hunt sponsored by BudIce.
ReplyDeleteThe chick on the left is what happens when you try too hard, have no sense of self, and believe in fairy tales.
ReplyDeleteI read AlanaJoys comment as absolutely dead on.
ReplyDeleteAm I missing something?
I genuinely mean that.
Because sometimes I'm really dense. And being dense help me. A lot. :)
OT:
ReplyDeletemary now has a diet and exercise column being written by nutritionista. In her piece today, she (nutritionista) links to previous work out postings on her own blog. I clicked on one and howled with laughter -
09 Feb 09
Weight training without the gym
Shannon writes:
Hi!
I found your blog through a shared disdain for Mary Rambin, and today was the perfect time for me to find it.
hey coward 6:35:
ReplyDeletesay it to my face, with your own name: or you simply don't exist. yeah i'm JEALOUS of her? lmao: what am i jealous of? your brand of hate is better because you hide behind "anon" and i dont? eat shit.
xo
http://colin.lowenberg.org/post/106102584/bedtime-julia-allison-without-makeup-wearing-a
ReplyDeletecoward 6:35:
ReplyDeleteif you grow a pair you know where to find me. lets not bother the rest of the group with your misplaced psychosis.
charmed, i'm sure.
oh and "dirty lake michigan": pollution is yummy ;)
Ben Wasser tweeted:
ReplyDeleteLimited time offer: Get your picture taken next to Julia Allison's fading status
Alaska Miller tumblr:
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison? A geek? Seriously. Fuck you, social media. I'm done with your shit.
Relax Alana, we play for the same team.
ReplyDeleteMore JA love from Ben Wasser:
ReplyDeleteIf tumblarity were based on how thick your legs were... Julia Allison would still have the most.
who are these idjuts that keep inviting julia to conferences? re: her latest tweet.
ReplyDelete@betsy:
ReplyDeletei was responding to a particular anonyposer, not ustedes...
"stand united: not divided!"
ahem. anyway.
you know, a protest would actually make for some hysterical video if executed properly...
The idea was mentioned earlier in this thread about staging a protest outside NNN.
ReplyDeletea video protest with some very famous puppets perhaps?
ReplyDeletefeminist groups, animal rights groups, anyone with an internet connection... it could be huge.
ReplyDeleteDo you think she means the COMSWARE conference? If it is I really hope she goes.
ReplyDeleteBoris, let's not forget who we are dealing with here. The woman is a pathological liar.
ReplyDeletehow her twit should read:
There is a conference in Dublin that I want to go to. I should see if Randi Z will foot the bill/share her room with me OR is my one remaining business partner can get her dad to loan us the jet. She can pay any conference fees/hotel bills and write them off as she is solely funding our "suit-o" business.
Next conference: East Bumblefuck, Kazakhstan.
ReplyDeleteJankles constant use of arggh is a tip that she is one of those crazy pirate werewolf's.
^ OR if my one
ReplyDeleteCOMSWARE conference: "important innovations and recent advances in the specification, design, construction and use of communication systems software and middleware systems"
ReplyDeletein julia allison speak = NONSOCIETY HAS HORIZONTAL SCROLLING, YO!
she could of course be going to the cluster munitions conference in june in dublin... i sense a fart bomb joke in there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison, stay out of Europe! You should NEVER be allowed to influence anyone opinions on Americans.
ReplyDeleteJulverine. Congratulations, you're still in the running to become America's Next Top Mulletwolf
ReplyDeleteMary seems pretty smart. She took someone who'd critiqued some of her content and got that person to do guest posts on her blog. Turned a critic into a sort of business partner and gets the advantage of that person's expertise or knowledge too. Imagine Julia doing something like that. She can't even reply to a disagreeing reader comment without oozing disdain and contempt. Good for Mary! (And no wonder she left NS).
ReplyDeletep.s I don't think Meghan will ever leave the way Mary was able to. She seems like Julia's her leadr or something. Watch how she literally parrots Julia's gestures and reactions in the newest TMI. When JA talks about getting a wig and going as Mary to a wedding, if you focus on Meghan she has nothing of her own to contribute and literally picks up Julia's exact gestures of excitment and wearing a wig right after Julia does. It's bizarre and sad to watch.
She spends the first minute or so just turning from Julia to Mary with nohting to say and when she finally talks it's to make a comment saying that she hoped some married, baby wanting friends of Mary's had "let themselves go." My, oh my something is off with that girl.
WTF, Julia Allison at COMSWARE, an ACM engineering conference? Can't be right. Unless there's a BOF with training wheels for pimply-faced web morons who couldn't understand the presentations--like Karp.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, Party Pants!!! You just got a shout-out by a Mary commenter:
ReplyDeleteHell yeah! Leave her alone.
For instance, have you heard of this blog?
http://www.fitnessbeautiesblog.com/
Prob. not. And are you going to go hating about it?
What's the fucking difference? You are all losers with nothing else to do (hi Party Pants!!) Go drink yourself to death and wallow in your own fucking misery and leave this girl alone. Because it makes you old, desperate, and alone. And how does that make you any different than JA? For reals, yo!
Hey, Jankles? Remember that time you were spouting off about making 'fuck you money' and you said, "young women entrepreneurs do not exist. They don't exist! Young men start companies all. the. time (vigorous sausage snapping). Young women? Don't."
ReplyDeleteYeah...next time? Do your research first:
http://www.incomediary.com/top-30-female-internet-entrepreneurs/
Dumbass.
Wait, I read below that Julia lied to professors and friends about a rape to garner sympathy, is that true?
ReplyDeleteWhere is that shout out to PP? I don't see it.
ReplyDeleteHere:
ReplyDeletehttp://morethanmary.com/post/106817535#disqus_thread
Hello JUles how is the fuck you money coming?
ReplyDeleteCan the same one poster that keeps jumping on PP's vag for the past like 5 comments kindly STFU? That shit is so obvious.
ReplyDeleteWAH WAH SOB SOB shuuuuuuuuuuut upppppppp.
ReplyDeleteRBNS sucks dicks for alcohol.
ReplyDeleteThat female entrepreneur link is inspiring. When she made the comment in the FYM video I was incredulous. That she'd even put herself in the same class as those that actually do run their own businesses is perhaps the greatest illustration of the extent to which her self-delusion goes.
ReplyDeleteParty Pants is a hot piece of American ass... almost as hot as Julia herself. And I am not her. Promise. Also, you must all not wear floofy pink bridesmaids dresses. Because the world will all be at my wedding. But it will still yet be exclusive. Cupcake kisses! Beeelch...
ReplyDeleteScary Mary? Alana? Who's trying to get all up into Party Pants?
ReplyDeleteUgh. This was a good thread there for a hot-flash minute!
ReplyDeleteParty Pants is enjoying her boxed Chateau Diana with Dr. Gary, D. D. S. tonight. Give the girl a break!
ReplyDeleteTotal Jing... please amuse us in the meantime and explain the origin of your fake name and how you heard about Julia Allison. We all want to know.
ReplyDeleteDiaper shitter!
ReplyDelete@Worried about PP - but only maybe ??
ReplyDeleteAs an alcoholic, you should probably be out huntin' a box o' wine.
Troll attack on RBNS! Heck. Yes.
ReplyDelete*pulls up a chair with popcorn*
Wait, what are handicap people?
ReplyDeleteBipolar Spoon, will you make sweet love to me? I think you sound hot and I have a nice ass (unlike JA). How bout it?
ReplyDeleteThis is funny.
ReplyDeleteAlways with the crazies at night.
ReplyDeleteSee, Julia, it IS possible to hold a day job and then blog in the evenings.
Are you sure you're not Partypants? 'Cause you're pretty funny! Just don't give me the handicap, okay?
ReplyDeleteOoh ooh, I think it's the Angela chick from Mary's earlier thread.
ReplyDeleteLOL conspiracy theory fail #2, I'm not partypants. SAD :(
ReplyDelete10:25... what do you know!! You are right!! It was me. Good sleuthing. How many Scottie dogs helped you, Sherlock!!??
ReplyDeleteCan the trolls kick it up a notch plox? This is an unfortunate display!
ReplyDeleteuck ou all!! o low p nternets now!
ReplyDeleteScottie dogs are the best!
ReplyDeleteBored to tears.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight,
Spoon
Dear Bipolar,
ReplyDeleteI want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Sincerely,
Kerri
Who am I? Who am I? You will never know. HEE HEE HEE. HA HA HA.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck cares? No one.
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, she's not wearing a headband in this video. I thought she was, but that's just her slicked back hair. Take a trip to Staten Island where that's appreciated, Jules.
ReplyDeleteJules,
ReplyDeletePut down the drink...
Jules if you are so happy why are you so SAD?
Yotal Jing, I bow to you. Apparently, you are a splinter in Julverine's paw.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Yotal should be Total. Pardon moi.
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/4628097
ReplyDeleteJakob Lodwick's GF Robin posted an adorable video from their New Year's vacation in the Dominican Republic. It shows a well-rounded experience. Didn't Julverine take JL to the DR on her dime, and do a lip dub of just her doing the Little Mermaid? So narrow-minded and boring.
Have a great day! XO
You know what she's been really into lately?"That's so strange you would think that!" (or variant). Dollar to cupcakes her grandmother or someone told her that was a great way to embarrass someone who's asked you a rude question. Only she's using it wrong, because they're asking polite questions she just doesn't like.
ReplyDeleteOur favorite Julverine is going wedding cah-razy over at her little bloggy thingy.
ReplyDeleteAlright, seriously? This is exactly why I hate this fucking show. Besides JA herself being in it, and it being stupid, the topics are never at all relevant to real life. I've worn black to weddings in teh summer. Who fucking cares? Who follows these rules? It's also pretty funny to hear Mary talking about not exposing too much when a) she just went full force cleavage to the wedding she went to and b) she never fucking stops exposing her man-shoulders.
ReplyDeleteThe commercial in the middle is so odd and off-putting. The topics are inane. Meghan has no soul. Julia looks so fucking fat-faced. Wow. And I still hate Mary's mom hair.
I like the commercials in general, seperate from TMI. However, most of them are about freaking middle aged women who can't lose weight cuz they're old and it won't come off fast or women who get hot flashes from menopause. How is this their demographic? lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd can you imagine taking this braying lunatic to a wedding? She dances like a spastic, she laughs like a fucking hyena, that pose is so tired and embarrassing, and she'd embarrass you once and for all by showing up in a tutu.
ReplyDeleteI just love watching this to see her double chin. What a fugly moron.
ReplyDeleteshe must have no idea who she is, what looks good on her or what the fuck to do with her hair. She has been around fashion (how many fashion weeks has she attended?) and yet is utterly lost.
ReplyDeleteLet NonSociety fold
ReplyDeleteJesus she's a walking advertisement on why NOT to drink Blueprint Cleanse. Are they seriously still using her as a proto-spokersperson when she looks like crap?
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 12:39am: I lol'd so hard.
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