Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Julia: The Kissy-Face Catalogue

As promised, here is the second in our series of Trademark Jackles Pose Catalogues.

We have always wondered what the point of this one is. Who or what inspired it? What is the purpose -- to make one's mouth look vaginal and/or anal? We simply have never been able to figure it out.












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22 comments:

  1. UnknownMay 12, 2009 at 9:21 PM

    This one's easy. The kissy-face and kiss-blowing poses are borrowed from...drum roll...Marilyn Monroe. (Try the query 'Marilyn Monroe kiss' on Google Images.)

    Happy vomiting, and you're welcome ;-)

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  2. crazytrainMay 12, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    Also, they make your face look less fat.

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  3. partypantsMay 12, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    Don't those olsen trolls make some kind of pursey lip face? I guess it slims her nut filled chipmunk cheeks but she probably also thinks she's being cute/fierce.

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  4. JesusMay 12, 2009 at 9:30 PM

    But Steve, it's just so far from sexy -- and MM's kissy-face was sexy -- that it seems hard to believe that's the inspiration. Every time she does it, she looks like someone who was deprived of oxygen for an hour or two at birth.

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  5. AnonymousMay 12, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    Whoa does she look skinny in the gray halter dress (middle, Gawker photo)!! It just goes to show when she does the same pose, how much weight it apparently hides. Seriously, the difference between now and then is massive... more than 20 pounds, no?

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  6. sad :(May 12, 2009 at 9:36 PM

    Julia's inspiration (would love to see this w/her face)

    http://www.mancouch.com/699937262/chick-makes-same-dumb-face-in-every-picture/

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  7. partypantsMay 12, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    I know right! You're just jealous!

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  8. JacyMay 12, 2009 at 9:44 PM

    Sad :(: Oh my fucking God, that's funny. And just like JA, she only allows one side of her face to be photographed. She's Blonde Jackles!

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  9. UnknownMay 12, 2009 at 9:50 PM

    Jacy --

    I didn't say she was doin' it right. :-)

    And, yeah, the effect is more like a scuba diver discovering the bottom of the air tank. But I bet her scrapbook has the Weegee kiss pucker photo of MM and the shot of her blowing a kiss to the reporters.

    Didn't she have a picture of herself hanging in her apartment done in the style of Warhol's Marilyn?

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  10. AnonymousMay 12, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    Julia Allison Baugher is a sad sad phony.

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  11. sad :(May 12, 2009 at 9:52 PM

    Isn't it, Jacy? If I had any skillz, I would put one together of Julia. It would be twice as long!

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  12. [redacted] NonEntity - Paradigm Shifter! - Um Um UmMay 12, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    I think it was Baugher (the O.G. Reblogger) who described it as looking like a dog's puckered ass.

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  13. partypantsMay 12, 2009 at 10:03 PM

    Appropriate considering all that comes out of her is shit.

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  14. AnonymousMay 12, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    I see RBNS is just as guilty as Baugher of deleting comments. Pathetic.

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  15. AnonymousMay 12, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    dude. these "galleries" are hilarious. your best work yet. keep em coming.

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  16. EmilyMay 12, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    The last photo truly looks like it was taken at a Wax Museum.

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  17. EmilyMay 12, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    I have to add one more kissy face personal fave of mine

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/rickyv/1573139237/

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  18. AnonymousMay 12, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    If you're gonna post kissy face pics, you have to post the original:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/baugher_julia_l.jpg

    Every Friday that picture made me gag in college.

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  19. Julia's momMay 13, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    Look at that fried hair in the Zappos shot. Her hair was looking much better in '07-'08.

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  20. EncycloTooliaMay 13, 2009 at 2:55 AM

    Guys Guys. Julia admitted years ago she does the kissy face because she has chipmunk cheecks:

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/24191390-0-20-cheeks-2

    "(I tend to plump up in my cheeks, so I started puckering my lips in photos with him so my face didn’t look like a giant round kickball. shut up.)"

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  21. AnonymousMay 13, 2009 at 4:37 AM

    "Julia admitted years ago she does the kissy face because she has chipmunk cheeks"

    lol - what a ludicrous rationalization for inappropriate, attention-seeking behavior.

    You would agree, Julia, that Natalie Portman has chipmunk cheeks, yes? And at the WHCD, did you notice her making kissy faces for the cameras or blowing kisses to the crowd? Portman has obviously missed the secret of looking good despite chipmunk cheeks, and Julia this is your chance to tell her and make an omg star so grateful to you.

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  22. AnonymousMay 13, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Since when does Natalie Portman have chipmunk cheeks?

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