We have our first RBNS Jackles Photoshopping Contest winner! With 48 per cent of the vote, or 191 ballots cast, Jackles, frolicking with Hitler and other Nazis, hand jauntily on hip and fake cheesy smile expertly in place, is the winning entry!
Congratulations, anonymous person who entered the entry! You have formidable Jackles photoshopping skills. She should hire -- errr, I mean enslave you -- as an intern; you'd surely do a better job than some of her attempts to Paula Abdul-elongate and de-wonk herself.
And now onto our next contest, The First Annual Most Unintentionally Hilarious Jackles Misadventure Contest. There were so many entries in this contest that it was all but impossible to offer only three candidates. After careful consideration, we narrowed it down to these SEVEN:
1. The grand, two-day long Harvard Business School braying, followed by subsequent dead silence.
2. Faux-ga posing (in the famous Extended Camel Toe pose, one commenter noted) after Tweeting about having an "inappropriate crush" on the married gazillionaire yoga enthusiast who flew her and Meghan back to the U.S. from Davos, and subsequent frantic deleting of Tweets, photos from inside his private jet, etc.
3. An old classic: publicly outing [REDACTED]'s mental health issues, then demanding he make good on a promise delivered while dating to buy her a Mac Book Air. And then calling him a baby when he pointed out the lunacy of making the request. BONUS POINTS: This one drove her off the Internet for weeks. Thanks, Baugher!
4. Posting fake photos of herself addressing her "fans" from beside a lectern inside a lecture hall at MIT. Hand jauntily on hip and fake cheesy smile expertly in place!
5. Facebook fan-raping.
6. The Bi-Coastal Birthday Bash with OMG OMG OMG Randi Zuckerberg in which, horrified that her name was not on the birthday cake, she performed oral sex on the sugary confection and then posted a photo of it on her blog with Randi's name cut out and only "Happy Birthday" visible.
7. The slutty Easter Church costume.
Head on up to the top right corner of the blog and vote away, people!
OMG I just saw the slanket blowkiss. Is that for real?
ReplyDeletePP: Indeed it is real!
ReplyDeleteJesus she looks like the crazy old lady I always see at the store buying 20 bags of 1.50$ cat food.
ReplyDeleteWow, Julia just backdated the hell out of her WHCD posts. She added about ten or so backdated posts... LAME. I guess she was SO. SO. BUSY. staying up all night photoshopping the hell out of her greasy skin, wonk eye, purple under eye bags and fat arms. I mean really... I have never seen such shit photoshop work in all my life.
ReplyDeleteThe outing of redacted's illness and the demand of the Macbook Air will win every time. Nothing compares to that.
ReplyDeleteHave you noticed her skin has no texture now at all? As if she overshopped her skin into china doll land. We used to get warned about that when I was doing photo retouching - that the skin can't be perfectly smooth, it looks unnatural.
ReplyDeleteI mean, there isn't a crease, a line, a pore, not a variation anywhere in some of those photos. Look at the Donatella photo. I mean...wtf?
Also, in Donatella photo you can clearly see around her underam where someone shopped out some back fat. Fail.
ReplyDeletePasted from my prior entry at the last post:
ReplyDeleteMY pick for most unintentionally hilarious moment via Jules would have to be the various photos/videos of her hunting for snazzy new apartments around Manhattan because she anticipated "significant filming."
Remember the workspace incident for the supposed Bravo pilot? The one that led to Mary being homeless?? And then the whole extravagant apartment search issue was suddenly dropped and never mentioned again???
Yeah. Good times.
i really want to poke her skin just to see if if would morph like a tempurpedic bed
ReplyDeletewhat makes hair that greasy? how is it even possible?
ReplyDelete@8:56
ReplyDeleteMy only issue with "out an illness" is that it's not really "unintentionally funny" and is more just horrific/mean/sad.
She washes it like, twice a week.
ReplyDeleteWe need to nominate the moment we were all reminded about Julia's dislike of ol' Ginger Zuck back when he was a nobody. Of course now that he a paper trillionare she's egobanging Sister Zuck, and acting like she Ginger Zuck are on the ok.
9:01 - how did this lead to Mary being homeless? I must have missed this gem.
ReplyDeleteJACY - here are some more delightfully unflattering Julia Allison pictures for your ever expanding collection --
ReplyDeletehttp://tinypic.com/r/2ptzfa8/5
http://tinypic.com/r/2mfzp85/5
http://tinypic.com/r/10wics0/5
http://tinypic.com/r/2z7r87b/5
Credit goes to hookjaw's flickr
Mary ended up homeless because she moved out of the apt. she shared with her roomate, anticipating the Bravo filming and the huge apartment that would be included with filming. Julia fucked up the Bravo deal = no apartment and almost six months of Mary crashing on the couch at Meghan's and New Canaan.
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness, moving out in anticipation of something that may or may not be happening in the future, wasn't the smartest move in the world on Mary's part either.
ReplyDeleteI also never understood how it was impossible ofr her to find some new place to stay within almost six months. Just anything probably wasn't good enough. So no sympathy for this one.
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ReplyDeleteThese contests are really uncalled for.
ReplyDeleteI just stumbled on this site and I am so disgusted. What a bunch of jealous haters. Don't any of you have better things to do than spend all day insulting such a bright beautiful girl like Julia? Seriously, why don't you all leave that poor girl alone. Such bitter hags here living your lonely loser lives so jealous of a sucessful modern gal about town like Julia. You should all be ashamed of your boorish behavior.
ReplyDelete@9:23 AM awesome pix. just wow. it looks like there was an actual event going on at the time, with people sitting in their chairs and listening, while there was a sideshow going on in the aisle. wtf.
ReplyDeleteanon (:32 or should I say Julia? She is ugly from the inside out
ReplyDeleteanonymous 9:31--
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison is "uncalled for." NonSociety is "uncalled for." Your comment itself is "uncalled for."
Before I get lumped in with the troll let me just say. I love think site and I'm a frequent reader. I just think that the photoshopping contest was really obnoxious and this new "vote for the worst thing she's ever done" context is pretty bad too.
ReplyDeleteI think parsing the content she creates is totally called for (and fun). But creating our own is just...strange. And kind of pathetic. She does enough shit all the time to make fun of, no need to fish for it by making up new stuff.
- Anon 9:31
So many easy wins if you were playing Baugher Bingo: WHCD Edition this weekend.
ReplyDelete- skirt "pull out" photo - score
- Ineffable Alexander Marquardt photo - score
- obnoxious name dropping - score
- hand on hip, collarbone shrug, tits out total contortionist photo - score
- creepy twin dressing with Randi Zuckerberg - score
- celebrity photo opps - FAIL
Jeez Dyspeptic, I was just sayin, I think it's stupid. I wasn't sayin, "you're all stupid for doing it." Chill.
ReplyDelete- Anon 9:31
I'm a boorish bitter julia hater just like everyone else on here, but i have to say, that slanket photo is pretty cute. what i think i like about it is that unlike the others, in which she's all made up and affecting a pose, that one is a little rumpled, normal...
ReplyDeleteand actually, i take back the boorish bitter thing. This is trainwreck entertainment, fer sure, but Julia, if you're reading this, stop inflicting the self-hate and just go get your life together. Preferably, away from the prying eyes of the internet. It's been a fun ride, I'm sure, but I think it's probably time to start making your way in life.
Anon 9:31 - there is only one troll here with such terrible proofreading/spelling skills - they give you away every time. Go back to scarfing cupcakes and burritos, dear.
ReplyDeleteJust a sad bunch of pathetic losers. You are all obsessed with lovely Julia and totally jealous that NONE of you will ever achieve her level of fame.
ReplyDelete9:41 and 9:32
ReplyDelete"modern gal about town"
"her level of fame"
This is JULIA ALLISON we are talking about. She is not the former (modern? Don't get me started..) and the latter is no goal for any self respecting woman of any age.
I believe the word you meant to use was "infamy".
Seriously, I'm not Julia and I'm not some troll who came here just to be an asshole. I come here all the time because I love RBNS. Are you guys seriously so intolerant of dissenting opinions that one person can't say "I dislike this particular post," without getting accused of being Julia?
ReplyDelete-Anon 9:31
Nonnermus 931: I think we are all referring to 9:32.
ReplyDeleteI know I am jealous of Julia. I've spent the last few months eating 7K calories a day and still my clothes fit me. I cant even push my stomach fat over the top of my skirt to achieve that desperate fat chick look. My Jessica Simpson hair extensions don't look nearly and greasy as Julia's and for the life of me I can't get acne. I'm trying to become a running joke in my industry and have everyone make fun of me to my face at public events, but they just. won't. do. it. I keep going on first dates at, like, dinner time, instead of Sunday night fuckaslut fests. The guys keep returning my calls. ugh. How DOES she do it.
ReplyDeleteThese trolls don't deserve our acknowledgement, and someone is obviously trying to stir up trouble by posting something as hilariously over the top as "gal about town" and "her level of fame." And no - I don't think it's Julia (NEVER up this early) but I do think it's one of her sycophant fans that likes to haunt the commenting threads here. Same penchant for cupcakes. Same huge ass. You do the math.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, 9:31, I don't think you're rude but I think 9:32 is. Ya know what? If you come here a lot and get some minimal entertainment out of it then I think it's crazy to spend time nit picking individual posts.
ReplyDeleteThere is no advertising here. No real names used by the site operators. No solicitation. Basically, RBNS is doing us a favor by writing this site for the rest of us to have fun with. I find the criticisms from regulars around here pretty lame. If you 1 post out of 5 makes you laugh then be thankful.
I'd just like to remind everyone of lesson one from remedial internet class: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS. Please please please ignore the provocation. Trolls starve to death, dry up and blow away when no one sees them.
ReplyDeletePlease?
"Same penchant for cupcakes. Same huge ass. You do the math."
ReplyDeleteI LOL'D
policing the troll feeeders is as pathetic as trolling.
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ReplyDeleteCan we have a 'most obviously Julia Baugher commenter' competition?
ReplyDeleteI'll be voting for 9:32.
Calling her successful was the giveaway.
Julia is not someone who should be laughed at. This lame site and jealous loser posters should be laughed at. Or pitied for being losers.
ReplyDeleteJULIA RULES!!
ALL OF YOU STINK!!!
partypants, you're on a roll this morning.
ReplyDelete9:55
ReplyDeleteYou're absolutely correct. Intellectually challeneged individuals should not be laughed at.
9:55 is Dr. Gary. Gary, this is Alice. I told you to get out of my apartment by lunch, not stay and finish off the Sunset Blush.
ReplyDeleteANYWHOO....
ReplyDeleteCan we please change the subject? Let's start with this creeptastic Julia Stalker:
PhilippeKeb: @JuliaAllison twitpic.com/4y4us - Speechless - The background wouldn't be so nice without you in front of it · Reply · View
10 h PhilippeKeb: @JuliaAllison twitpic.com/4xfik - Stunning · Reply · View
10 h PhilippeKeb: @JuliaAllison twitpic.com/4y3p7 - Wow! I agree - Absoluely stunning - Especially for a guy like me who loves stunning brunettes
Whoo. Julia is not to be laughed at! She will use her eye wonk voodoo on you all.
ReplyDeleteSorry Colleen - it's hilarious.
"wonk eye voodoo"!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA! That IS hilarious! Love it.
Julia does NOT have a wonky eye. Nor is she fat. This ridicule about a beauty like Julia saddens me. And it should shame the rest of you.
ReplyDeleteWonk eye voodoo - I guess that's an instant classic. Wonderful, 9.57 and my admiration to you.
ReplyDeleteGary seriously. Get off my laptop and get out of my box of wine, and go drill some molars. You're embarassing both of us.
ReplyDeleteOoops(.com)!
ReplyDeleteEye wonk voodoo. That's even better.
Wonk eyes are HOT.
ReplyDeleteI hereby claim this handle in the name of Juliaville, population 1.
ReplyDeleteWilly Wonkeye = me.
ReplyDeleteJulia is the only one keeping that nonsociety ship afloat. And keeping you entertained. Why pick on her? If you want someone to insult why not Mary? With her bad hair and flat chest and snobby attitude there is plenty to choose from.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't call ns "afloat", canklecakes. More like "Christina Ricci in that scene from Mermaids during the fight between Winona and Cher where she gets trapped under water with loud gurgling sounds before passing out".
ReplyDeleteYeah, more like that.
partypants I can smell your jealousy a mile away. Or is it the smell of your thighs rubbing together when you walk. I think I saw sparks.
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison has exactly two types of fans:
ReplyDelete1. creepy older men like Philippe Keb
2. chubby, lonely wannabes
These "pro Julia" comments popping up here today have to be from a regular reader/lurker wanting to stir up trouble and/or be funny. They are so ridiculously over the top and exaggerated - they can't be real, can they?
Stunning, believe it or not Julia has many FANS. And no we aren't all fat or men, some of us are fabulous gorgeous ladies who appreciate a media darling such as Julia.
ReplyDeleteLet's see here. I work in a very satisfying and imporant career field that pays me well and makes me happy. I'm hot and have a smoking size 4 body I keep fit thanks to hitting the gym, not pricey juice fasts/bullemia. I have a beautiful home and an amazing husband. I go to parties and travel on vacations regularly and not by mooching off of others.
ReplyDeleteYep. I must be such a sad and jealous person because I dare post on an anti Julia Allison/Nonsociety website. You got me right, various anonymous Julia-lovers! How could I NOT be jealous of that unemployed, out-of-shape, relationship-posion internet addict has-been known as Julia Allison?
Oh pity my happy existence for daring to stop by here on my work breaks for a cheap laugh!!
Cheap laughs are for cheap people.
ReplyDeleteThis is like Michael McDonald commenting anonymously full of infatuated rage, revenging his faerie queen - except he won't describe himself as a lady, I suppose, but still. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteWonk Eye Voodoo, here's a url you could use for your tag: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2lid8gw&s=5
ReplyDeleteWhich one of you jokesters is commenting as a pro Julia fan? They are hysterically hyperbolic. Partypants, is that you? Has the math guy popped up again? William Marc?
ReplyDeleteWell then, Anony10:28, stick a 99 cent tag on me and put me in the front window, you fucktard. You wish you were as cheap and fabulous as me.
ReplyDeleteAs I stated in my first post, this is my first time here and I do NOT like the tone or content. Bashing of beauty defeats lifes purpose, does it not?
ReplyDeleteIf skinny biyotch is cheap, what does that make Julia Allison, the girl who is so desperate for cash, she returns freebies for gift cards?
ReplyDeleteSkinny Biyotch, please watch the language. This is not the place for such low class name calling.
ReplyDeleteis it just me or is the link to julia's twitter (and back editions of her blog) now off her NS page?
ReplyDeleteI don't bash beauty, I bash mental/physical laziness. Julia is therefore fair game.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry to have offended your fragile sensibilities there with my oh so classless comebacks, Anonymous 10:37. I'll try to remember that the next time some other random comes on here attempting to argue that I'm fat/ugly/sad/pathetic/etc.
ReplyDeleteKeep it classy like Julia "Owen is a cunt" Allison, y'all!
And that was me above there, everyone. Like you give a rat's ass.
ReplyDeleteno one gives a rat's bottom, agreed.
ReplyDeleteAnon 10:37, it's very obvious that Julia Allison is trying to distance herself from Nonsociety - HER failed "business." What's next for our chubby little cupcake now that her one life goal - a reality show - and her "business" is dead? No relationship. No career. No friends. Busted looks. Nothing but riding on other people's coattails to crash parties and events she wasn't invited to. SO JEALOUS!
ReplyDeleteTo Julia's fans, let's go through the list of terrible things she's done to people, b.s. and blatant lies she constantly tells. You can then defend these things. I'd love to know how you justify any of it.
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing to be jealous of with Julia Allison but there's plenty to be said about being a shitty person, and she is.
Well good, I'm glad you cared enough to mention that you didn't care, Anonymous 10:42.
ReplyDeleteOy vey, the crazies are out in droves this morning. I'm pretty sure that Hyperbolic JuliaFan is meant as satire (lord help us if she isn't). I for one find it highly entertaining. Good times.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, back to the topic...
I have to say that, while all of the nominees (and everything else Julia does) are pretty despicable, I think the HBS stunt really exemplifies the depths of of Julia's mania, indolence and delusions of grandeur. I also think that that, probably more than anything else on this list except possibly the Lodwick thing, probably fills Julia with pangs of embarrassment every time she thinks about it.
Trust when I say being friends or fans of Julia immediately casts you out of many circles.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it crazy how Meghan has an entire Soho loft to herself, yet Mary is staying with one of their other friends while she's in NYC?
ReplyDeleteMeghan kinda sucks.
It's true. My globulous thighs rubbing together look like 4th of July sparklers when I walk. I almost set my mom's basement on fire one time, just because I took a break from Everquest to waddle over and get another package of Snoballs and a Mountain Dew.
ReplyDeleteThis is a serious question, not snarky (for the moment):
ReplyDeleteHow is nonsociety a business? How does it make money? I can't see any advertising but that may be because I've got things set to squish all advert displays. Are there ads on there? If not, who cares how many 'pageviews' she claims? How is that site any different from any other random blog? Other than the clumsy and annoying way it displays? (OK, that last bit was snarky.) Will someone please explain this to me?
Also, I picked up an old magazine in a waiting room this morning and found an interesting article about Borderline Personality Disorder, which reminded me very much of Julia Allison. If any of you are fascinated by mind- and behavioral-science type stuff (as I suspect many JA watchers might be) then it's a pretty interesting read:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=perturbed-personalities
(Note: I'm not suggesting Julia does or does not have such a disorder. It just reminded me of her, is all)
Colleen, Nonsociety is not a business. Julia calls her blog a business and everyone points and laughs, and moves on. She thought she found an easy way to blog for dollars but no one wanted what she was pushing, which was herself and BluePrint cleanse, mostly. She read some airport business books, got a lame idea and is not a failure with a tenuous grasp on reality.
ReplyDeleteHere are more ugly pictures of her for your enjoyment:
http://tinypic.com/r/246s0ph/5
http://tinypic.com/r/2uq2hd0/5
http://tinypic.com/r/rkv3b4/5
Meghan sucks the hardest of them all, if you ask me, Anony10:53. Girl doesn't work a lick, has the lousiest/most boring blog of them all with the least content, and obviously is just another trust funder looking to hook up with some other trust funder and get married. big whoop. As disgusting as Julia is, at least she tries to somewhat keep her page interesting.
ReplyDelete*now* a failure. BLERGH. Anyone who thinks Julia Allison is NOT a failure has been hoovering up too many cupcakes and clearly has lost their mind.
ReplyDelete"As disgusting as Julia is, at least she tries to somewhat keep her page interesting."
ReplyDeleteCan you tell me exactly how a dozen pictures of Julia Allison in the same pose is "interesting?"
"media darling"??? Between that "gorgeous" and "gal about town" I am howling with laughter. Good morning, Robin Baugher. I can see why you might want to spin your daughter's antics in a more favorable light. Nice try. Read her blog much? She brings this on herself.
ReplyDeleteNonSociety is not a business. It is the final evolution of Julia pasting UsWeekly into a scrapbook. Only now, she uses pics of herself.
ReplyDeleteHow can you people say such things in public? I am outraged. Were you people not hugged enough as children? You all have mental disorders, and the biggest one is JEALOUSY that Julia is doing what you all WISH you could do.
ReplyDeleteoh. that was supposed to be anonymous. DOH
ReplyDelete@colleen - it doesn't make any money. the idea (half assed as it was) was orignially that Julia would blog and her life and include product endorsements on there disguised as content and paid for by the company. it's a nice idea, expect that her readership is not that large to begin with and 99% of people who click on her blog either do so once, when she is mentioned in an article, or do so to laugh at her. basically, she thought she was a celeb who people looked up to and she could sell them things so they could be like her, but it turned out quite the opposite.
ReplyDelete@partypants
ReplyDeleteThe ProJA comment followed by "that was supposed to be anonymous" = absolutely hysterical. Well done.
Julia: She's a Truck, You're a Deer
ReplyDeletemodern gal about town
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a line from the theme to "That Girl."
Hey 11:00 and 11:01 -- please don't post under my handle. Very obnoxious to do that.
ReplyDeleteHere's an idea -- at least be Julia's NEW Nose!
The crazies are certainly out this morning. Yikes.
"The crazies are certainly out this morning."
ReplyDeleteIt's just Julia sitting in her slanket with a bottle of Alize' and a cupcake trying to kill time until Karp comes over.
A dozen boring photos of Julia in the same pose is at least marginally more entertaining than seeing three posts per day from Meghan basically posting a photo of some tech intrument/website that was halfway interesting maybe 6 months or so ago. At least we can laugh at Julia's site. Meghan's site is just pitiful.
ReplyDeletepartypants, I am very close to Julia, and I know that she is asleep right now. She only stays up until 4 or 5 a.m. when she pulls all nighters. She is always asleep from around 8 to noon or so. Karp won't come near her after the latest incident of her showing up at a bar in an oxford and pink headband. He thought it was just to creepy to have P.F.'s with someone who looked so much like his step mother.
ReplyDeleteand she prefers to wrap herself in me and down a bottle of Sutter Home and adderall, NOT Alize. Get your facts straight. Gals about town do not drink Alize!
Julia: Still Not Drinking
ReplyDeleteHas anyone tried that PINK vodka the ladies were hawking around NS obsessively for a while there? Vastly overrated and overpriced. I drank half a bottle of it the other night mixed with soda and ended up nodding off several times on it. "Caffine-infused" vodka, my ass.
ReplyDeleteI went and looked at her earliest archive (November 2007) to see what she was endorsing and get an idea of who her original sponsors were. There was...nothing? Halloween costumes and candy? No product mentions at all. So did she/they have any sort of jumping off spot or have those entries been deleted because the sponsors bailed?
ReplyDeleteI'd also like to add that the way NonSociety displays it's archives is AWFUL! There is no sense at all of what you're looking at or for in those silly little boxes.
@Colleen
ReplyDeleteShe wrote more for her blog back in 07'-08' prior to starting the business of nonsociety. So, she did not have sponsers back then. She didn't need them because she was making the 6 figure Star income plus whatever pathetic per work dollar TONY was giving her.
*per word not per work
ReplyDeleteJulia's Filthy Slanket: Julia is broke, she can't afford quality like Sutter Home. She's probably down to Cisco Red at this point.
ReplyDeleteColleen -
ReplyDeletehttp://boycottnonsocietysponsors.tumblr.com/
Nonsociety didn't receive many sponsors at all - mostly just freebies and donations. BluePrint is the most visible because they spoke about it often and many people questioned them over it initially, like whether or not they got product for free. Kodak and Cisco were there early on but they have since denied that they were actual sponsors - the three of them were basically exhibit hall extras at the CES Kodak booth. Looks like Mary took the Kodak sponsorship with her and has been quite successful integrating it into her content. Here of some other companies that I can think of off the top of my head that have affiliated with the Toxic Nonsociety, to much derision:
- BluePrint Cleanse
- Ilus Dress Rental Boutique
- Cisco
- Kodak
- Alison Brod PR (beauty PR company)
- Zappos
- PINK Vodka
- Gustavo Cadile
- AXE hair products
- Caress Skin Care
I see. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteSo, NonSociety is just a plain old ordinary blog? And she isn't currently working for anybody? Not even freelancing? How the hell is she living in New York, or anywhere for that matter, without an income? Is this almost-30 year old woman really receiving an 'allowance' from her parents and/or grandmother?! For real?
I can't think of any adequate words to express my feelings about this. I'm sort of gobsmacked.
(BTW: 'jealous' would not be one of the words. By a long shot.)
Boring comments from whoever says RBNS should only focus on reblogging. All this contest is is a roundup of all the things RBNS has been reblogging about for months. So what is the problem? Yawn.com!
ReplyDeleteDig in, baconbackAnd that's why her Blueprint shit isn't working folks.
ReplyDeleteok, let's all be constructive and kind and helpful
ReplyDeletenow that j* has no job and no business, what are some suggestions for how she can rebuild her life?
-- work for a nonprofit in a pr capacity
-- go back to school and get a social work degree
-- check into rehab
ReplyDeleteNeither, she'd have to get extensive mental help/therapy before embarking on such altruistic and selfless endeavors.
ReplyDeletewe could make a list and have it be the next voting project
ReplyDelete-- counselling
Julia Allison will never ever change as long as her grandmother keeps supporting her financially. Why get a job or change when you don't have to? She'll just keep on being an obnoxious, fat party crasher with no life. Boooring.
ReplyDeleteso the list so far:
ReplyDelete-- swear off financial support
-- counselling
-- rehab
-- school/social work degree
-- nonprofit pr
This has been posted before but I think this is right up there in the top 10 most unintentionally hilarious. Or at least it is in Julia Allison's top 10 most unintenionally hilarous antics caught on video.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfumiEnPic0
Watching her drop in and out of conversation and into one after another of a series of crazy looking poses the second a camera lens is directed her way is hilarous. Getting an inside look at the behind the scenes "magic" of Julia's stock poses? Priceless.
Anon 11:08,
ReplyDeleteYou really think "Julia would blog and her life and include product endorsements on there disguised as content and paid for by the company" is "a nice idea"? Didn't this whole site start partly as a reaction to how unethical that idea was considered? What specifically about it maks it seem a nice idea in your opinion? I'm genuinely curious not snarking.
Anon 11:20, I think that's just how tumblr does their archives, just another sign of how unprofessional NS is that they can't manage to put up even a usuable archive for their site. But with Julia's penchant for covering up "inconsistencies" and deleting and backdating though, I think archives that are impossible to really use in any meaningful way actually works well for their (NS's) purposes.
It doesn't really matter though since NS looks to be closing up shop ayway (IMO). I think they're trying to get into the video aspect of things and have totally stopped working on, linking to, or mentioning NS. Who can blame them?
Anon: 11:30: -
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the freebies from Dr. Bobby! Restalyne/botox ain't cheap bunnies!
Also, it was reported by someone at the Harvard after-school club talk that Julia stated she doesn't like or use Kodak products but she likes the money Kodak gave them!
Indirect "sponsors" based on all the hype: tumblr/David Karp and especially Facebook/Randi Zuckerberg.
(Do you realize Julia would almost NO new content if it wasn't for the things she's coattailed on courtesy of Randi: Davos, bi-coastal birthday, that camp-out thing near SanFran, WHCD, SXSW ... to name just a few ... well, a lot actually.)
12:08
ReplyDeletenew content? what content? Julia allison hasn't had real content for ages now, unless you consider pictures of herself in airports and the like "contnet"
make that "content"
ReplyDelete-- Call Jenny (Craig)
ReplyDeleteWhat about that "upskirt" interview she did in Germany...? I think that was hilarious and ridic, and is worthy of nomination as well. Ha!
ReplyDeleteso the list so far:
ReplyDelete-- swear off financial support
-- counselling
-- rehab
-- school/social work degree
-- nonprofit pr
-- call jenny craig
Anon 12:16/17 - Exactly. But she wouldn't even have airport direction signs to take pictures of without Randi inviting her along to these events (and probably having Facebook pay) and/or cajoling an invite for JABa to something Randi is already participating in via riding on the coattails of her brother.
ReplyDeleteJulia is sloppy coattail seconds.
Mary is not sponsored by Kodak, she even admits to this on her blog. Her connection with K is that she is a 'brand ambassador' which means that she blogs about their products and she wins reward points that can be traded in for crap. She is constantly twittering to sarah ashley [and just like julia always uses last names] who works for affinitive--which sets up brand ambassadors for different companies--
ReplyDeleteThis is why Mary always likes to mention barefoot wines, it is one of sarah's clients.
What's funny is Pink was a sponsor of NS and word is that Mary killed it by always blogging about Grey Goose.
Must be a family trait/habit....Levin twitters about her grey goose hangover all the time.
ReplyDelete@12:31 PM awesome, u mean like those *parties* where all the kewl kidz go and the one who *hosts* the party can drink 4 free.
ReplyDeletezoinks
We need a contest to find the best Norma Desmond quote that applies to Jackles.
ReplyDeleteI'm torn between Norma's "You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!" and Joe's "There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five. "
It's a toss up.
winner: "There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five. "
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ReplyDeleteJoe Gillis: You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.
Norma Desmond: I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small.
It's the PODIUMS that got cardboard.
ReplyDeleteAnon 12:31 - Mary is clearly sucking at her job as a brand ambassador. Her blog is major ZZZZ. She barely gets one or two comments/feedback on her posts. And she thinks she deserves to rack up free cars, flights and tech products?! HA HA.
ReplyDeletePartypants - you are awesome. Just had to say it after reading this for a while...
ReplyDeleteThanks FatBunny. You make my thighs spark too!
ReplyDelete@PP: You make my thighs all giggly.
ReplyDeleteIn this picture Julia Allison Baugher is dressed very much how I imagine Eva Braun might have as well.
ReplyDeleteAnon 9:40 AM -- What is with the cupcakes and burritos? You accused me of this last time I commented...who and what are you referring to?
ReplyDeleteYarly, how about "cupcakes and easy mac"???
ReplyDeleteMary's blog is a snoozer, she got tons of support for writing [or having someone write--I think Adrien--] her disclosure policies. Yet, her two biggest areas of spending money were on clothes and plane tickets, she stated that she used credit cards for the first and the travel was paid for by 'parents' that want to see her so they buy her plane tickets.
ReplyDeleteThen she resumes her regular self-centered, entitlement- blogging and if you pay careful attention you see that she has trainers in THREE cities, she plans on flying to NY once a month from LA [she has parents in neither] and her shopping blog features $200 tops.
Somebody comments [every blue moon]about how she should blog about making target clothes look good and she goes to a resale shop and buys a $30 top.
All the props she got here really went to her head and she thinks she is the shit...but the commenter above is correct...nobody comments on her lame posts.
Bob, make sure you tell mary to read this!!!
For those of you who do not know, 'Bob' monitors this site for Ms. Mary and 'tells' her when there is something she should read.
wow, she has a lackey to read reblogging posts for her???
Anon 11:58: Wow. She is sooooooooooo pleased with herself there. Just totally loving herself.
ReplyDelete5:02: What bugs me about Mary's blog is that she gets very few comments, and usually it's something nice or complimentary, and she no longer has the manners to come in and say "thanks" or "appreciate your comments" or doing any other common blogging courtesy. Bad, bad form.
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