At the aviary in Discovery Cove.
Doing my special pose with Shamu.
(Dress, for the ladies who emailed me asking, is Diane von Furstenberg, from a few seasons ago.)
Every other flight from Orlando seems to be delayed (there were massive thunderstorms here this afternoon). Not mine! Good thing, because I have a date tonight. ;)
So at end of day, THIS is what we got from Poofy with her paid coverage of SeaWorlds?
The same contorted Vanna White pose in an old dress that NO ONE emailed her about btws? The same idiotic kissy bullshit, only with a bird that I can only hope made the poop on her Long Island University tattoo? The same mind-numbingly insipid shot of an AIRPORT SIGN along with mention that she have 11pm date with either Mr. Made Up Man, he-whore or vibrator?
I seriously no understand why Ikea bother to send her to ThunderstormLand.
I go have vodka latte now to numb the pain Poofy cause me.