Saturday, May 23, 2009

Kissy face, pose, airport sign


At the aviary in Discovery Cove.


Doing my special pose with Shamu.
(Dress, for the ladies who emailed me asking, is Diane von Furstenberg, from a few seasons ago.)


Every other flight from Orlando seems to be delayed (there were massive thunderstorms here this afternoon). Not mine! Good thing, because I have a date tonight. ;)

So at end of day, THIS is what we got from Poofy with her paid coverage of SeaWorlds?

The same contorted Vanna White pose in an old dress that NO ONE emailed her about btws? The same idiotic kissy bullshit, only with a bird that I can only hope made the poop on her Long Island University tattoo? The same mind-numbingly insipid shot of an AIRPORT SIGN along with mention that she have 11pm date with either Mr. Made Up Man, he-whore or vibrator?

I seriously no understand why Ikea bother to send her to ThunderstormLand.

I go have vodka latte now to numb the pain Poofy cause me.
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21 comments:

  1. barfiaMay 23, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    This means she likes someone OMG!!!!!!

    FROM HER TWITTER:

    Um ... @MaryRambin? July 18th may have come a little early this year. :) (!!!!!)

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  2. melissa sueMay 23, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    RG, you are beautiful. a vodka latte? that's genius!

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  3. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    You're so angry, RG, that you're breaking character:
    "The same mind-numbingly insipid shot"

    Suddenly you sound like every other entitled Liberal Arts grad (myself included).

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  4. panty thiefMay 23, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    RG, don't forget to take a picture of your vodka latte for your coffee art project.

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  5. killer juliaMay 23, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    not gonna lie, she's lookin kinda good in the DVF picture...

    oh, i'm talking about shamu

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  6. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    So has Julia Allison gotten so fat she cannot even do the three quarter pose now... it has to be full on profile? How depressing. And yah... no one emailed her about that dress. Wonder why she only sticks to telling everyone about her dress brands, but never the brand of cheap sandals or clip in hair she uses?

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  7. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    9:59

    Yes. I actually did email her about the dress.

    sorry.

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  8. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    she seems to spend enough time creating reader emails, why wouldn't she just respond to the email personally with the answer? oh yeah, doesn't allow for public label-dropping.

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  9. huh?May 23, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    I honestly believe, even if 10:33 is joking, that people DO email her about her dress and outfits. Have you ever looked at the replies she gets on Twitter? I would not put it past some of those people to email her such questions.

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  10. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    I don't deny it happens, just find it funny that she can't leave it at responding privately via email. It's very obvious what she's doing. Surely someone must haved asked about her delightful (cheap) shoes and accessories at some point. But unless they're the solitary pair of Manolos or the Chanel bag, no such inquiries appear on her site. Strange!

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  11. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    JasonCalacanis

    @juliaallison one cheese does not make the other cheese ok if that makes sense.Rise above the cheap, pay for play stuff. It's not innovative
    about 12 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    PWND. Also, sad :(

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  12. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    All her web 2.0 friends are snarking on her. Do a tumblr and twitter search. She's over.

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  13. huh?May 23, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    @10:59 that is true. Someone at some time must have asked about something she was wearing that was not couture. Also, I seem to recall in the early days when I went to NonSociety that JA would often talk about bargains she got and was wearing. Did that occur or did I just dream it?

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  14. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    no she did. youre right.

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  15. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    Pay for play blogging is what used to be called Press Releases, which used to be writted by Public Relations people

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  16. Honey Mustard Nail DipMay 23, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    Is she trying to make out with that bird?

    LMAO at Shamu XII surfacing because he thought he smelled fish. What a profound disappointment, it was only Jackle's rusty twat.

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  17. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    So if her plane wasn't delayed, how did it land two hours late? (Per her twitter.) Was it a weird excuse because she was late for her date?

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  18. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    "He-whore" is brilliant.

    What, JA? No twitting of your new man's income tax bracket? You're slipping girlfriend. Guaranteed he's a fucking I-banker.

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  19. Julia's Face is a Ticking TimebombMay 23, 2009 at 9:41 PM

    See that brown stain on Shamu's (the one NOT wearing a dress) lower lip? That's from where he was forced to "kiss" JA and he got smeared with pancake makeup.

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  20. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    Why is she wearing a nightgown to a theme park?

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  21. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 11:01 PM

    She is doing the post. Next to Shamu.

    She is officially over.

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