Monday, May 25, 2009

Julia: Striking A Pose With Flipper



That's the Kissy-Face and the Donkey Bray, people! How kind of Flipper to participate in the Donkey Bray with her.

Can't wait to see the shot of her blowing kisses to Flipper ... or doing gangsta signs!

50 comments:

  1. Dear lord, is THAT THE LEFT SIDE OF HER FACE???!???!

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  2. I notice Dave Morin left a message on her FB wall yesterday asking how she ended up at Seaworld. I guess that wasn't something she was boasting about to her Facebook connections.

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  3. i wonder how many hundreds of pics she sifted to find two slightly flattering ones.

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  4. A braying dolphin, this thread is going to be bad.

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  5. Ha! I always imagine she's making the Flipper noise when I see her braying pose.

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  6. So, this means she has an internet connection and, of course, is armed with her laptop...

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  7. Such sweet pictures! Is she telling Flipper about Jakob going off his meds?

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  8. PP you are creepily obsessed with JA. You are on this site, your own blog dedicated to JA and you always jabber about her on twitter. No one seems to be as obsessed as you. Creepy.

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  9. Hi, Mrs. Baugher!

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  10. While you are completely healthily obsessed with partypants, 4:49? Go update your partypants scrapbook and stfu.

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  11. PP...Stand tall girl. Pathetic cool girls club forever. Ingnore the cuntasauraus.

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  12. @4:49: Pot, meet kettle.

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  13. @4:49. What a laugh. As if everyone on this site isn't in some way unhealthily obsessed with JA.

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  14. Snore are we back on that song? youre creepily obsessed with JA commentators. Go armbruise yourself to pics of Julia, creepy stalker creep. You're creepily worrisome.

    creep.

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  15. Totally obsessed with commenters with delusions harboring on a psychotic level.

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  16. Correction, CREEPY psychotic level. Creepy is the new twitter this!

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  17. Julia looks good, and so does Randi.

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  18. HAHAHAHAHAHAH, good one 5:04

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  19. FormerGawkerEmployeeMay 25, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    I wonder if the dolphin went to Harvard. Do you suppose he's willing to wait for 11 dates?

    Oh God. I would really laugh very hard if some of the photoshopping geniuses who lurk among us did up some shots of JA with Flipper at various Gawker parties or other social events.

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  20. How long before she gives in and starts making pornos? Sex my be icky in Julia-land, but she loves her some attention.

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  21. they are on her completely public fb page.

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  22. PP you cant admit you are obsessed with JA? I pop no here maybe twice a week and you are on every thread and now I see you have your own blog. Get a boyfriend, lady.

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  23. Beyond depressing: http://meghan.nonsociety.com/lifecast?111510100-0-1 .

    Poor little Lily!

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  24. @5:14
    I'm surprised that you find time to stop in here , what with all that time you spent taking creepy photos of yourself in the mirror.

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  25. @5:16

    Mama Baugher, if you are reading, take Lilly back, just like you did with Julia's other shit zu.

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  26. @Cankle - Seriously. That sweet little dog is just a poorly-trained, warm-blooded prop as far as Princess Cupcake Coma is concerned.

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  27. Foster homed with Georgie for all of winter and beginning of Spring and now going on two weeks with Meghan. So unfair to a animal. Sick.
    She really should be fucking ashamed of herself.

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  28. It's Nice to be Nice to Pets!

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  29. TWICE A WEEK???!!!!! HAHAAHAHA my aunt fanny, twice a week. Go eat some more biscuits, pilsbury. You're way outta your league fucking with me.

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  30. Have to say, Meghan's sister Liz is very pretty based on the pic on Meghan's NS page.
    Wonder if Liz and Julia get along, Julia strikes me as the jealous type.

    I would have thought before posting any pics etc of Seaworld some mention of Izea sponsorship was in order...seriously doubt they'll be in any rush to utilise Julia's services again.

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  31. Dolphins look like they're smiling because of the shapes of their mouths. This poor creature's eyes look SO SAD. Or disgusted. I can't decide.

    On a related note: Why does JABA always have to be kissing something? Anything - even air.

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  32. 2nd pic, Flipper eeps translated: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLPPPP!!!!

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  33. guys you are falling down on the job..

    Did you see the fake ILoveJuliaAllison site yet?

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  34. Honey Mustard Nail DipMay 25, 2009 at 9:09 PM

    5:14, you are definitely projecting your shame onto PP. This priceless quote tells all: "I pop no [sic] here maybe twice a week and you are on every thread and now I see you have your own blog."

    I'm here every day, for about 15 minutes. In that amount of time, I read every new post and comment, and leave a few of my own. What's so noble about you DOING THE SAME FUCKING THING, but cramming all that reading into two days instead of seven?

    Also, I've been reading/commenting here for many months, yet didn't know PP has a blog (what can I say, I'm more of a skimmer than a study-er). Who's obsessed with whom, eh?

    Rock on PartyPants!!

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  35. Dolphin in your TunaMay 25, 2009 at 9:12 PM

    Dolphins are well-known to be exceedingly horny bastards. I'm pretty sure she's giving Flipper some sort of reach-around handjob in that second photo.

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  36. Omg horny dolphin brays combined with Jaba's signature guffaw? Sure, who needs eardrums?

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  37. @8:53. Read more carefully. It's clearly sarcasm that she was once again too stupid to pick up on.

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  38. Partypants has a blog? Do tell? Where?

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  39. Aw come on. Dolphins are cute and these photos aren't so bad.

    ...but I bet she chose that wet suit cos it matches her jaundice nail polish ughhhhh. Hopeless.

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  40. @5:14: "Get a boyfriend?" Do you seriously think that makes everything right in your world? Are you that delusional. Girls like you are living in a SATC dream where having relationships with men fix everything but you never realize that you are still a self-absorbed, personality-less twat. Get a LIFE.

    Although I'm pretty sure you are Mama Baugher so it doesn't surprise me that you raised such a psychotic, self-destructive and socially inept child like Julia.

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  41. what do I need a boyfriend for? I have internets, needlepoint, cats, and vodka! FULFILLMENT, BITCHES.

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  42. The perfect gift for Julia:

    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalo/product_info.php/products_id/549

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  43. Hmm. I wonder who he was thinking of:

    http://www.vimeo.com/4126202

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  44. Jiminy Earwig, Julia's Nagging ConscienceMay 26, 2009 at 1:12 AM

    These photos are proof that JA doesn't pay close enough attention when others are speaking. I told her that her life serves no purpose. She evidently thought I said "porpoise."

    Even so, the dumb bitch ended up with a dolphin, because she is THAT fucking clueless.

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  45. Oh, come on, they went out and got a sheriff so that we would all play nice and get along while we hate julia and talk endlessly bout her braying and photoshoping [my fav btw] and we all know it only takes a couple of seconds [or maybe a whole 15 minutes to read all the posts and comments] to check in here so maybe we can all get along....k?

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