A commenter noticed last night something we've been remarking upon for a few weeks: JA's new fondness for the word "strange." As in: "Hey, Jackles, why are you such a tool?" Reply: "That's such a strange thing to say. Have a great day! XO Julia."
Some recent examples:
Facebook wall:
Julia Allison at 1:24am April 24
I can't help but laugh at the people who've commented "Who are you?" Every one of you friended me! It's so strange! If you didn't know who I was, why did you friend me?
Responses to pissed-off viewers of TMI Weekly:
I wasn't "flaming" two exes. What a strange thing to say! We're talking about our history. I told Jakob I loved him when he was sleeping. And someone else told me he loved me after four weeks. How is that flaming?
Reply to fellow Tweeter who got sick of reading her shit:
They weren't talking about me. Why would you be so rude? Strange. I would never say something like that to someone I didn't know.
Bitchslap to a TMI commenter on her blog:
What a strange thing to say to someone - to tell them how they should and should not dress. And I write this as I’m lying in bed in sweatpants, a t-shirt, with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail.
Why doesn't she come right out and say what she wants to say: "Cunty." And: "Have an awful fucking day, asshole."
Wow, I didn't even know it was that big of a pattern. She is so ridiculously defensive ALL. THE. TIME. Sad :(
ReplyDeleteThat picture is terrifying. She is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteWhy is she so defensive??? It's so strange!
ReplyDelete"your eyes focus in the same direction? How strange."
ReplyDelete"there is a morning before 11am? How strange."
"your grandparents don't give you money? How strange."
"dogs need to be fed AND watered? How ineffable...I mean strange."
I could do this all day. Maybe I could write a script and automate it like a fortune cookie generator. but that's too much work and I might have a 3am meltdown in a slanket.
"things come in colours besides pink and white? strange."
ReplyDelete"there are people who don't know who I am? how strange!"
"wait, there are men who have sex with men instead of whaling on pictures of me? strange."
"so what you're saying is some people go to bed at 10, wake UP at 5, put on clothes, drive to a place with a desk, do stuff ALL DAY and get basically no money for this? ok, I be straight up trippin strange yo"
Well, at least she has a higher probability of using strange correctly than she had with ineffable, although I remain confident in her ability to mess up with that one too.
ReplyDeleteI still think girlfriend has serious anger issues she needs to address and am simply flabberghasted by her behaviour towards the very few people who can actuall be bothered to watch AND comment on TMI weakly. It never ceases to amaze me how she can behave despicably like this and act surprised and hurt that nobody likes her later.
Also, how does her passive aggressive commenter bashing go together with her aim to make people happy as she cared to share with us in SO MANY words? STRANGE!
actually - my y-key is acting wonky lately.
ReplyDeleteironic slanket: has your keyboard been to see Dr. Bobby? that might explain the wonk.
ReplyDeleteYesterday's plan to do things Julia's way didn't turn out so well. I was coerced into my manager's office to explain what was up with my project. I told her I couldn't say, I just didn't know. Then she wanted to know why my attitude was so shitty and I told her it was very strange of her to say that and that she had to stop playing the victim because it was really icky to me. Now I'm on "probation". Whatever.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I made my grandma cry.
But she is a machine of happiness I tell you.
ReplyDeleteWow, Colleen because I did Juliopposites Day and I got a real job, beat down the treadmill for an hour, and fucked a guy I met on the train after 5 Cuervo shots.
ReplyDeleteI also made my grandma cry.
One thing I've always found Strange about Jackles, in her mind dressing in sweatpants while in bed or napping or whatever cancels out dressing like a 16 year old slut in public.
ReplyDeleteIt's stranger that some idiot is strangly berating others for telling her what to wear and what not to wear, how to act how not to act, and what's wrong with her without seemingly to know her at all, all the while that same strange idiot worked as a professional gossiper on Fox News and dished about strange people she strangly doesn't know anything about or haven't ever met!
ReplyDeleteWhat a strange world full of strangers with candies.
I cannot believe you didn't take that to the next level and make a Jerri Blank reference.
ReplyDeleteTake it home for me pp
ReplyDelete"I got something to say. I got something to saaaaaaay!!!"
ReplyDeleteOh, one more addendum: having seen Julia Baugher Allison's career crash and burn I now fully believe in karma.
ReplyDeleteThere's gossiping and then there's professional gossiping. If you don't have the tipsters to back up your shit, you shouldn't be on TV talking about shit and pretending to be a professional.
Now you finally get the celebrity stalker treatment you crave but it's too bad you don't get the perks of free shit off Rodeo drive or the parties and glamor.
It also doesn't help when you're a social nitwit and decide that it's perfectly fine to stop in the middle of a conversation because you spied someone more famous or important walking past us or that you could actually FORGET the names of people you worked with on projects in the past that despite not having C-level titles still perform dutifully and diligently in companies that provide services you NEED and work in circles and scenes that you WANT to break in.
God, you're such a fucking dimwit. You and that idiot indian girlfriend. Don't come back to our coast ever again.
Don't forget to vote for CakeGate!
ReplyDeleteI find it so STRANGE that this oily hag would lick a birthday cake without her name on it. SO. STRANGE.
ReplyDeleteSomebody pointed out yesterday that this seems to be her idea of "politely" shaming those who malign her. But of course, it's a miserable failure and makes her look absolutely ridiculous; the faux-confused, wide-eyed blinking "How strange of you to say!" thing only works in response to outrageous insults, not witty criticism.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and it would be a lot more believable on someone who isn't already known for dropping f-bombs like it's going out of style. I have a hard time believing that being told how she should dress is so offensive to Julia's delicate sensibilities that she simply can't fathom how to respond.
Colleen-
ReplyDeleteSeriously, your comment is comment of the year and just sums up perfectly why Jules enrages most of us (I think).
Also, Jacy, this post is hysterical. I especially appreciate, ""Have an awful fucking day, asshole."
ReplyDeleteI had an email convo with Jules yesterday and every email had "Have a nice day!" I've decided it's her "auto" sign-off to emails and must be preprogrammed.
TJ, I only message her when I'm drunk now. I think she has replaced that ex-bf I used to drunk dial and yell at.
ReplyDelete"Strange" "Have a nice day" and ":)" are her passive aggressive outs to an argument that she can't win or defend, which is just about everything. For someone who likes to endlessly brag about how they were on the debate team in high school, Julia Baugher sucks at arguing or defending the most basic criticism. In her feeble mind, signing off with "What a strange thing to say. Have a nice day! :) :)" and having the last word means that she has "won" the argument.
ReplyDeleteI really think she is mentally disabled, and I mean that sincerely. Have a nice day!
She's just like that Martin Short character, Nathan Thurm, the nervous, paranoid lawyer sucking on a cigarette who always says: "I'm not defensive! Why would you say I'm defensive? YOU'RE the one who's defensive! What an odd thing to say! I'm not paranoid. Why would you say I'm paranoid?"
ReplyDeleteJacy: My respect for Julia would shoot upwards if she would only write "cunty" on her blog one time, and tell someone to have "an awful fucking day, asshole." not in a private email, as she did to owen at gawker, but right out there on her blog. wouldn't y'all like her a little better if she did? she should take note.
ReplyDeletePARTYPANTS: yay, Jerri Blank reference!!! I had the exact thought you did when someone said "strangers with candies." My favourite Jerri Blank line:
"Hobo Camp! Fandango?"
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ReplyDeleteGod, if julia just wrote, "I'm a cunt. You're a cunt. Let's all cunt together and call this cunt called Nonsociety off." If she'd own her bitchiness and laziness, I'd be a bit more in awe/proud of her. If she copped to just getting away with not working, going to conferences, and being a dip shit, I'd love it! Paris Hilton used to do that in the old days and it made her slightly more palatable.
TJ SERIOUSLY! Instead she's all excuses.
ReplyDelete"She's going through menopause. . . with a hint of epilepsy. She's diabetic." Whatever.
I love how all of her "reader emails" start with "I must say,..." how STRANGE
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison also likes to overuse the word "pejorative." Them is a $2 word, y'all! I learned it in my SAT prep course when I was 16!
ReplyDeleteShe is a mental midget. Or mentally retarded.
"Just got invited to a conference in Dublin, Ireland in mid-June. Arghhh, I promised myself no more travel!!!"
ReplyDeleteThen SAY NO like a fucking adult. Stay home and jam more cupcakes down your throat. It really chaps my ass that she gets opportunities many of us would kill for but spends all her time complaining about how HARD and EXHAUSTING it all is. Which it ISN'T because she doesn't do any preparation beyond googling potential husband candidate attendees.
Julia Allison: Chapper of Asses.
remind me again, why do you hate this chick so much?? i got lost in all the senseless name-calling i guess.
ReplyDeleteAnon@ 9:36: Julia's goal is to be famous so she can spew her hate-filled and misguided messages to the masses. I rail on her because I do not want this to happen. This whole excuse of "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER!!!11!!1!eleven!" is just ridiculous. Her job is her liecast, where she entertains us with lies hoping we believe her. It's completely open for criticism. She's not some innocent girl we latched onto for no reason, so gtfo.
ReplyDeleteAnon@10:52. Julia wants to be loved by merely existing while at the same time acting like a right bitch. And she wants the whole world to know. This is why I dislike her and will do all I can to make sure people know to never listen to her.
ReplyDeleteHi julia! We know it's you because instead of reading the site you want us to just tell you why!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 10:52, here are a few reasons we don't care for this chick('hate' is too strong a word and adjective and assumes we actually care):
ReplyDelete-She's an annoying, self-absorbed, lazy, bitchy mental-retard who whines about how hard and difficult her life is, despite the fact that her life consists of a non-job and crashing parties and obviously getting monetarial support from sources beyond herself.
-She's made former co-workers/exes/friends lives pure Hell thanks to her diva entitlement issues.
-She thinks she's hot when she's not.
-Her excuse of a "business" is an insult to bloggers everywhere.
-She's a shameless social-climber/name-dropper
-She exists and people put up with her bullshit.
Those are just the basics.
Anon10:52: See the list of poll entries up there? Except for one, she's done all of that shit in the past six months. Go Google her name and some of those keywords and figure it out. You'll soon understand.
ReplyDeleteFailing that? Go find the Vimeo when she talks about wanting to make "fuck you" money and says that there are no successful female entrepreneurs. By the end of the video, you will despise her.
Ms. Pants, you actually think Julia is awake before 11:00 a.m.??? HA HA HA HA HA. HEE HEE. OOOH. AHH. That's a good one. But yeah, that would totally be Julia Allison's MO.
ReplyDeleteI am too lazy to read this blog to find out why people don't wikey wittle old meeee! Can explain, in three sentences, why you don't like me? Clicking through this blog hurts my sausage finger too much. My sausage finger is all cozy under my slanket and I hate to move around or read, except for cheesy self improvement books. I am at an unhappy fork. Please take my excuses at face value, and give me some compliments for empty validation while you're at it. Thank you! :) :)
http://www.andyrutledge.com/criticism.phpThis article is design-related, but she should probably read it.
ReplyDeleteBingo.
ReplyDelete"Yet too many of us in such situations let idiotic or shallow thinking or just plain egotism cause us to depart from reality and suddenly become demagogues, behaving as if we’ve been attacked. It requires a certain intellectual dishonesty (or deficiency) to do so."
"Every designer must learn and understand this fact: design criticism is positive, not negative. Design criticism is a helpful lesson; nothing less. When your own ego distorts facts so that you begin to take design criticism personally and you begin to see design criticism as negative, this is a personal flaw that you possess and has nothing to do with reality. In short, your personal problems are no concern of others, especially those working to help you. So do the world a favor and don't put forth ideas that suggest that your own self-pity somehow matters in qualitative evaluation …or anything else, for that matter."
Etc. etc. Great piece.
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ReplyDeleteCommenter wars = zzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteyeah, deleted after like 2 secs sorry
ReplyDeleteShe always has to ask questions, always wants further explanation or elaboration. Sweetie it's quite simple, the issue is INTERNAL. Start there, work your way out.
ReplyDelete@anon 10:46
ReplyDelete'It really chaps my ass...'
That is The. Best. Thing. Evah!!!!
Can't stop laughing at the visual.
she is so utterly filled with rage. it's really quite fascinating to witness.
ReplyDeleteIf she is so filled with rage why doesn't she stop the p/a shit already? Let your rage come out to play, honey! Bust out on NS, middle fingers at the world, and tell everyone to kiss your ass straight up instead of this "*blink blink golly that's a pickle, I just don't understand *blink blink*" shit.
ReplyDelete11:03 says: "('hate' is too strong a word and adjective and assumes we actually care)"
ReplyDeleteI think the fact that you even bother to read, comment on, and contribute to a website dedicated to "not caring for Julia" automatically assumes that you "actually care." Why waste your time writing about a person toward whom your feelings are completely ambivalent? I would respect everyone who comments here so much more if they would own the fact that they do care about what JA does. You guys run around here saying "we don't care about Julia!" and "I wish she would go away!" just as much as Julia runs around saying "I AM SO HAPPY!" when you know it isn't true. Just admit that you love to hate her instead of trying to shove your indifference down peoples' throats. When you do that, I might actually start to believe that you are more authentic than she is.
"Why waste your time writing about a person toward whom your feelings are completely ambivalent?"
ReplyDeleteBecause IT'S FUN. Some people enjoy snark for fun, you know.
Why do you hate fun? Did fun touch you as a child?
Nikki: I care. I am fascinated and have been for some time. I find every weird thing she does totally intriguing and fascinating. I have up-close-and-personal experience with a variety of people with various mental illnesses, and she seems to have a number of combined disorders. Does this mean I like her? No. But I care about what she does because her life is truly stranger than fiction, better than any reality show.
ReplyDeleteNikki, I can't speak for others, but I care and I am dedicated to watching this trainwreck go up in flames. It's actually quite amusing and fascinating, like getting a front row seat to the inner workings of a total sociopath. Hate? No. I don't hate Julia and I don't want her to go away. It's more of a morbid fascination. I have never seen a person with such little humanity, empathy and concern for anyone but herself. It's like looking at a rare animal in a zoo - I pass by, stare in amazement, fog up the glass and move on.
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ReplyDelete"Just got invited to a conference in Dublin, Ireland..."
ReplyDeleteWhat does "getting invited" mean in this context?
Did she sign up to attend and her credit card payment was accepted, and to her that constitutes getting invited? I cannot believe that someone sought her out and extended an actual invitation.
On a related note, I wonder what happened to that May 13 London conference where she claimed she would be "giving the keynote at an awards ceremony there"? It was listed on her February 17 travel schedule but was absent from subsequent ones with nary a further mention.
I am so tired of narcissistic people with no accountability, the whole "strange" thing is the equivalent of "I'm taking my ball and going home". It's along the lines of an "I'm sorry you're so upset" apology, and I am going to lump people who act this way in with people who believe in The Secret. If you call it strange, it is strange....right! That means in her mind, she is normal....it's the rest of the world who is strange.
ReplyDeletejust got invited = begged and pleaded to be a plus one for a more successful and connected friend (RANDI ZUCKERBERG). Julia's conference invitations dried up a looong time ago. She is a complete nonentity. Total hanger on, coattail rider and professional mooch.
ReplyDeleteSo, you know in that Geek Cab Confessions thing that Julia said she doesn't get why people call her on her self-promotion stuff because she really doesn't do that?
ReplyDeleteYeah...Obama Girl calls her a constant self-promoter in this video:
http://bigthink.com/topics/the-internet/ideas/obama-girl-on-julia-allison
"getting invited" means "Randi got invited"
ReplyDeleteOh, and one other thing: I would actually cheer this chick on if she did one thing that was authentic. If she stopped lying about her connections, her associations, her successes, etc., and told the truth. I would have enormous respect for her if she quit the Internet entirely for awhile, went and figured her shit out, then came back like Britney Spears, rising from the ashes, and wrote truthfully about what has truly ailed her and how she managed to shake it. If I was a book publisher, I would pay her an advance to go offline for a year and write about how it changed her and how she fixed herself. She is an attention junkie, and is so addicted to courting attention that she no longer knows what the truth is about herself, and I think getting offline would go a long way to fixing her and forcing her to confront her issues.
ReplyDeleteI would be her loudest cheerleader if she actually had the guts to do it, and to be 100 per cent honest about herself, her past, her life, her future, her career, etc.
But she won't do it. She avoids honesty and truthfulness like most of us avoid jumping in front of moving subway trains. I'd love to know why that is.
Obama Girl is one to talk.
ReplyDelete"It's strange you feel this way" is the equivalent of people who say "I feel sorry for people who...." Like - "I feel sorry for people who are so jealous" or "I feel sorry people are so negative and hateful." They make broad assumptions, slap a label on everyone who doesn't agree with them and move along so they can ignore the argument or debate.
ReplyDeleteQuite weak actually - it just proves that they don't have the a valid answer or argument to the critique and the critique is probably true. Julia Allison likes to talk a lot about non sequiturs - she should probably look up what it means, because she uses them all the time.
Jacy that's cool, but I actually DON'T care if Julia ever gets better or walks off a boat. If she goes away I'll just find someone else to stalkhate. Because I have issues, and lots and lots of time.
ReplyDeleteDitto to what Jacy said.
ReplyDeleteI'm fascinated by Julia. I do not watch any reality television (save for Housewives here and there). She's my reality tv. A total and complete trainwreck nut. Honestly, BravoTV should have given just her a contract and done a Paula Abdul-like (did you see her bravo reality seriees) show on her.
Soon you'll be cited on her press tumblr, Total Jing.
ReplyDelete"She's my reality tv... BravoTV should have given just her a contract and done a ... show on her". Total Jing, fascinated by Julia.
That's the fame I've been looking for, Ironic Slanket!
ReplyDeleteI especially love that it will be credit to a "Total Jing." I saw someone asked what that meant. It's just slang for a "wreck of a woman" amongest my friends...an inside joke. Paula Abdul/Julia Allison/Marie Osmand-WRECKS OF A JING!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA +3 ironic slanket
ReplyDeleteWe think Julia is interesting because we know a lot about her and some know her personally. She will never get a reality show or achieve fame for being crazy because to 99.9% of the world, she's a bottom feeding, boring nobody. There are a gazillion moronic social climbers out there and most are more interesting/attractive/successful than Julia Allison. She's a chubby slob from the burbs who came to NY, failed and now needs to slink off into the obscurity she's always deserved.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should have a Code Pink type moment with Julia.
ReplyDeleteFind her in public and videotape a Q&A.
How's that screenplay coming along, Jules?
ReplyDeleteCode Pink should be what we call her midnight mental machinations. "Oh no...she's deleting comments and asking why we don't like her again! GO TO CODE PINK!!!!"
ReplyDeletePP - agreed, also...
ReplyDelete"I stole the TV!"
Has this been posted on RBNS before? Don't remember seeing it. STRANGE!!
ReplyDeleteFrom the Urban Dictionary (http://xr.com/9vv):
1. to pull a Julia Baugher
to generally mimic any of the act of the pseudo-celebrity, Julia Baugher. This concerns any combination (usually all) of the following acts of debauchery:
- plagiarize
- lie
- act/pretend/dress like a prostitute
- be stupid but pretend to be an "intellectual"
- pull a trademark Julia Baugher pose, which constitutes pretending to blow a kiss in midair, bending forward, and pouting your lips
- feign membership with a widespread newspaper
- insult celebrities inordinately in order to hopefully spark some attention
- be an attention whore
- take your mini-dog to exams
- fail exams
- fail courses/classes
- be loud
- be distasteful
- asininely lip sync to contemporary American songs and make a music video of it
- talk non-stop about sex
- get kicked out of fast-food restaurants
- sleep with politicians
- pretend to be a Democrat while actually being Fascist and appearing on Republican channels
- be a social climber
- change your full name because you have ruined the reputation of your previous one
The list goes on...but you get the general idea...
A: Wow! She's hopeless...she always manages to pull a Julia Baugher!
B: I know...poor thing. She must not get enough attention.
Yeah, I care about Julia--in the sense that I am indeed morbidly fascinated by the bizarre spectacle that is her life. It amuses me, it perversely entertains me, it appalls me in about equal measures.
ReplyDeleteSo unlike the high-grounders here (and I respect you, really I do), I do NOT want her to fail completely and go away, because a good source of daily merriment would vanish. I hope she keeps chugging along in her inimitable style for some time to come. In the same vein, I am not rooting for her to "fix" herself or achieve some kinda true internet enlightenment.
But that's just me. We all congregate around this leaky water cooler for our own reasons, nikki included.
So what IS up with the weird sleep habits someone mentioned? Does she actually sleep ALL DAY? I mean that's shit you do in college, not when you're 30.
ReplyDeleteI just clicked over there and dianetics.com is an ad.
ReplyDeleteInteresting. Almost strange?
Oh shit, new prediction: Julia moves to LA and tries to BFF katie holmes by joining Scifinetworktology
ReplyDeleteNah, she doesn't know when to shut up and while Tom Cruise gets away with acting whacky on Oprah, she doesn't.
ReplyDeleteNo Hubbard Cult material, I think.
I'm the anonymous person who incorrectly used this statement earlier that our dear friend nikki commented upon: "'hate' is too strong a word and adjective and assumes we actually care."
ReplyDeleteOkay, I phrased that incorrectly, so my bad.
I know we all "care" about the daily misadventures of JA on some level. She provides endless amounts of amusement, and much like most Jerry Springer Show guests, she infuriates and annoys me while still making me breathe a huge sigh of great relief that I'm not in her shoes. Her life is proving to be pure dark comedy and I've enjoyed taking pot-shots at her for daily comic relief.
But do I "hate" her? Of course not. That assumes that I care enough about her to expend such energy upon her to allow myself to hate her. I don't even know her personally, but I know enough about her to be simultaneously annoyed with and amused by her. HOnestly, I pity her.
Do I enjoy making hateful remarks about her? Of course I do. Not because I hate her, but as partypants correctly assumed, it's fun!
And yes, I have serious issues for wasting my time/energy making fun of her regularly and anonymously here too, so no need to self-righteously point that out any further, potential JA-defenders.
I don't deny that I'm fascinated by Julia, but as will happen with all of us, our fascination will decline. I don't know if I can speak for everyone, but for me, my fascination is tied directly with her success -- which is fading faster and faster.
ReplyDeleteJulia is only interesting in so far as she gets things she doesn't deserve -- how she does so with a total lack of talent, work ethic or morals is interesting -- but that's quickly coming to an end. Her uppance is coming.
And when she's a nobody with nothing, my fascination will cease. Then she'll just be like every other aspirational nobody in New York. I think that day is coming sooner than later.
Dys, mine too. When she finally fades away to Naperville I will either move on to snarking on Olivia Palermo, or create a snark site about that chick who works at Burrito Shack. You know, to keep the snark wagon rolling.
ReplyDeleteJacy loves his honesty!
ReplyDeleteMan, your parents had bigger balls than mine.
Anon 1:13
ReplyDelete"And yes, I have serious issues for wasting my time/energy making fun of her regularly and anonymously here too, so no need to self-righteously point that out any further, potential JA-defenders."
This is what makes all of you seem like you are twelve years old. Because the only person that would [rightfully] point out how much time you waste in negativity here would be a julia-defender? I think julia is a trainwreck as much as the rest of you, but I also think some of you are fucking more insane than she could ever be.
Please spare me the crap about how this only takes a couple of seconds.
1:14/JLhH
ReplyDeleteMy are you strange.
Jacy does not claim that this blog is a "business" or that he/she is a "journalist". Jacy does not lie, plagiarize and back stab.
I snark on Julia because she is a self entitled and insufferable twat who glosses over all her well documented bad behavior from flaming exes to telling hotel staff that she worked for the Washington Post. She is a horrible, disgusting human being who keeps "putting it out there".
It's hard for me to believe that Julia has anything resembling a friend so I feel safe in assuming that you ARE JULIA (or someone in Jacy's life with a big ol' grudge), but, please, just stop your nonsense.
No poopypants, if I was christan
ReplyDeleteIIIIIIIIII'ddddd be going like that--or some stoopid shit.
1:23: I tend to think it's also Julia.
ReplyDeleteRemember that thread on RBNS a while back that brought into discussion Jakob Lodwick? Tons of people showed up to stick up for Jakob. Nobody ever comes to stick up for Julia. Except, well, whoever can be safely assumed to be Julia.
I can't get past the irony on a commenter using a pseudonym demanding honesty and transparency from a blog maintainer because they use a pseudonym, and all because the blog maintainer would prefer honesty from a fame whore who is essentially using a pseudonym! And here I am, to weigh in on it...using a pseudonym! WILL THE MADNESS OF THE INTERNET EVER STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget folks, winning on the Internet is like winning the Special Olympics...except to be honest that analogy is kind of an insult to retards.
"Jacy does not claim that this blog is a "business" or that he/she is a "journalist". Jacy does not lie, plagiarize and back stab."
ReplyDeleteSo what....what does this have to do with the fact that jacy states he loves honesty and truthfulness and yet hides on a blog behind some made up name?
Yes, you caught me I am julia, now go brush up on actual reading comprehension and have a nice day.
Hee hee, this here exchange is almost as good as the NonSense on NonSociety. One must get one's yuks where one may.
ReplyDeleteLSLC,
ReplyDeleteIf you knew that someone who was a minor celebrity, and lived in your city, could not control when, or if, she transformed into a giant and surprsingly powerful werewolf, wouldn't you say something? Hello? See something, say something? Anything? Or are you okay with her thrashing and running and snarling throuh our streets several nights a month, oblivious to everything around her except for her own burning lust for human flesh and the sating, warm, salty blood from which she derives her "powers"?
Also, For over 8 months I have been convinced that Meghan Asha is a spy. And by "spy" I mean she works for a foreign gvernment (probably Denmark) and is looking to collect and pass along technology and other secrets that both enrich her client state and destroy America.
Hey LSLC? I don't care if you call * me* a 12-year old. That's fine. But I will not sit idly by while you badmouth the United States of America! Something about heroes!!
U-S-A, U-S-A!, U-S-A!!
Well, yes, you predicted it, Jacy Loves His Honesty.
ReplyDeleteWe don't ask anyone to read us. We don't post photos of ourselves and our loved ones and reveal personal information about their mental health issues, their battles with cancer, etc. We don't tell a wide array of people that our best friend and business partner is an alcoholic. We don't demand people pay attention to us. We actually don't give a shit how many people read us and have ignored requests for us to incorporate this blog and sell ads on it, so we don't do it to make money either. It is a venting vessel, more than anything.
And we also do it because some of us -- not me, the Jacy who is writing this comment at this moment -- have had personal dealings with this woman that have been tremendously unpleasant and have involved egregious violations of privacy.
If we printed the names of some of the people participating in this blog, we would also be outing the people who routinely provide us with tips and information, most of which we don't publish to protect them. A lot of things are sent to us in anger and outrage and if we printed them, it would be immediately apparent who provided the information to us. So we don't.
The question was if we don't care, why do we do it. My reply was simply, speaking only for me, is that I actually do care because I find her a fascinating case study in myriad psychological disorders. Others participating likely have different reasons and might answer differently. To each their own.
Yes, well Dahling that would make you an idiot ass-hat too.
ReplyDeleteI am not julia, but at this point what does it matter, you will continue to pretend you know shit, and I will continue to know that you don't.
The funniest part here, I have said nothing in support of miss julia, I have only attacked your fearful leader. Call bullshit where I see it, and today's turn was Jacy's. it's fun right PP?
BTW: what ever happened to Ineff
or former gawker emp? hmmmmmmmmm
Devoured by Julverine.
ReplyDeleteI'm another Jacy and I just do it because I think she's an asshole. And I am almost certain she knows who I am. Hi Bunny!
ReplyDeleteThe only people more sad here than to admit to making fun of JA/NS regularly are those who make fun of those folks who admittedly make fun of JA/NS. RBNS commenters attacking other RBNS commenters are like retards poking fun at other retards.
ReplyDeleteSo get off your fucking high horses already, anonymous bastards:
If you're even HERE you're every bit as fucked up as the rest of us here. Period.
Wait...so...all those PERSONAL things I emailed you, Jacy? Who did I tell? And what about when you said you loved me? ALL LIES!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Jeez
ReplyDeleteJacy that argument is soooo fucking old you should be embarrassed, here's the point, don't go shitting on someone because they're deceitful when you are playing this shell game here.
Call it what it is, discuss it with PP [supposedly she can help you with this] but don't get all high and mighty and state that julia deserves your snark because she is not truthful and honest.
Giving a really good reason for why you are not honest doesn't help anything out either, honest is honest and honey, you ain't.
now, carry on!
And your allegation is as new as freshly fallen snow, jackass 1.45. Really, no one here *ever* heard this song.
ReplyDeleteGod, at least some of the hater haters are funny and entertaining in their rage. Your type is more like a broken record. We all know this song. It's boring and pointless. Now either entertain me or go away.
God you are fucking BORING. Don't you ostensibly have some sort of perjorative blog to ineffibly run per se?
ReplyDeleteWe are all here for the same reason: because Julia is a Miss Werewolf, and there's a little Van Helsing in ALL of us.
Anti-Trollster Troll-Feeder
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Anti-English lover
"The only people more sad here than to admit"
Yeah, I am more sad here than to admit --
Har and blerg.
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteoh what? sorry I fell asleep. What'd I miss?
Nom: I ate your burrito. Snooze, lose.
ReplyDeletesad :(
ReplyDeleteBut that's ok, I'll just have some water instead.
Frome mediaweek's media 360 column today. About osme conference wher ethey talked about Julia.
ReplyDelete"...Delegates were also introduced to the new media phenomenon Julia Allison, the American woman who successfully harnessed technology to become rich and famous despite "no resources, no agency and no discernable talent".
Rich? Ummmm, maybe if wealth is measured in headbands and cupcake wrappers
I'll tell you what's rich - calling her "famous". Boy howdy, hee haw! Rich, I say.
ReplyDelete.. I do it becuase I think the whole new media thing is a dangerous, overhyped bubble that is destroying writing, journalism and publishing. The vanity blogs, especially, promise they are the Next Big Thing, and then relelntless produce nothing of value - all the while slagging on the very "old media" types who actually build their brands (give them book contracts, talking head jobs on tv, magazine assignments and columns)
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison is exhibit A in that argument.
1:50
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm boring and pointless, you're just pissed cause I am taking precious oooHHH I need to call julia fat and ugly five more times before I go back to work.
Poopypants, and you should know boring when you drink it. Please, Someone actually paid me money to come on here and shake things up so your redundant comments wouldn't be every other minute. At least I'm making $
@NomSociety 1:29
ReplyDeleteExactly what I would have said if I had the talent to string it together as eloquently.
8)
Point made. See you guys tomorrow then.
ReplyDeleteWell since we brought this up again,
ReplyDelete"can't get past the irony on a commenter using a pseudonym demanding honesty and transparency from a blog maintainer because they use a pseudonym"
can't get past it cuz you can't read,
blog maintainer started this with his professed love for honesty and truthfulness
he should just go back to the fat/faerie jokes.
Hey PP
ReplyDeleteDon't tease, you're not, you're not, you're not going to comment anymore?????
sigh
Hey Jacy
ReplyDeletestart a new thread, would yous?
Jacy doesn't maintain this blog for a living. She can't delete instantly.
ReplyDelete"Poopypants, and you should know boring when you drink it. Please, Someone actually paid me money to come on here and shake things up so your redundant comments wouldn't be every other minute. At least I'm making $"
ReplyDeleteHoly dumbass.
@Alice Walker;
ReplyDeleteSo, you're essentially making money off of a blog?? Impart your wisdom to NS
People that question the site mod's motives, then have to backtrack incessantly that zomg they are not JA supporters and actually frequent/read/comment on this site negatively and with regularity? Funny. Very funny. Please offer up your own "honesty" and "defenses" before you start spitting on a site you claim to enjoy. Whenever you start comparing the commenters on this site to Julia, ESPECIALLY in light of the full disclosure of her behavior for years, you have already failed miserably.
ReplyDeleteyeah I is cain't reed. What you said anonymous? I doesnint get it. Half to goh, because I got reeding class BYE!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's right. I'm a fellow retard. But then again, so are you. So why are you still here?
ReplyDeleteneener neener.
ReplyDeleteIM RUBBA UR GLEW
ReplyDeleteGIRLS ROOL BOYS DROOL
ReplyDeleteCan someone please post about her recent obsession with weddings?
ReplyDeleteHow about we talk about this bullshit:
ReplyDeletehttp://12.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLing9xi5c41XhNvqFo1_400.jpg
WE GET IT JULIA. YOU AND KARP ARE RUBBING WEB2.0S. YOU WANT TO MARRY HIM. GOT IT.
I wish Julia Allison had remained anonymous.
ReplyDelete@2:41
ReplyDeleteThat must be the most nonsensical IM chat she's ever posted. I don't get it. Do you? Man, she's like padded room crazy at this point.
Another unsubtle passive aggressive "look who I'm fucking but shhh! secret! but it's david karp. oh that slipped out! hehe! but yeah we're fucking" post.
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of nasty since she was doing Forman for awhile too. I guess nothing solidifies a bromance like banging the same crazy chick.
ReplyDeleteFrom Meghan:
ReplyDelete"After less than a day in Manhattan my little sister has decided to move in with me."
HA! As if her or her sister had any choice in the matter. What daddy says goes.
"Daddy decided to have little sister move in with me and make sure that carnival sideshow Julia doesn't try to move in when she can't pay her rent anymore."
ReplyDeleteJulia just wants people to assume she's in any sort of relationship - late night booty calls or not. Har har. No man - not even that ogre David Karp - is going anywhere near that doughy lump. He can get gullible young tumblrettes that are much hotter, skinnier, younger and dumber.
ReplyDeleteBets on whether Julia's not online because she's busy getting her face injected in prep for the Pink Agenda Gala thing tonight? She's choosing her best Chico's sports tutu, gluing in her hair pelt, picking out a headband.
ReplyDeleteGOOD LUCK JILL!
http://www.brandrepublic.com/News/906023/Media-360-new-era-remarkable-opportunity-says-Unilevers-Clift/
ReplyDelete"Julia Allison, the American woman who successfully harnessed technology to become rich and famous"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
That's totes going in my press release, you know.
ReplyDelete1. The Karp ichat? Oh, what a hoot! Love sick???? Get it?!! Oh, man, I just about wet myself @ that. They are sick!!! Both of them. Say what you want about Julia but, man - that girl has some funny-ass conversations, doesn't she?
ReplyDelete2. Just wanted to say that Alana Joy is a retaaahhd! (Countdown to AJ coming on here and blasting me 3, 2...)
3. Hilarious post, Jacy.
Perj, please don't invoke Alana Joy!
ReplyDeleteChristan Moxiecow vs. AlanaJoy
ReplyDeleteBLOG COMMENTER CAGEMATCH
Alana Joy, the little sister JA dreams of to beat up on
ReplyDeleteWhat happened with Christan? Didn't she used to come here and hate on JABA with the rest of us? I must have missed something.
ReplyDeleteTwo possible scenarios regarding Meghan's sister:
ReplyDelete1. Julia tries to "adopt" her like she did with Leven R and turn her into a follower.
2. (the one I hope for) The sister starts questioning Meghan's and Julia's every move now that she can witness everything directly, thus driving a wedge between Meghan and her so called career choice. Much to Julia's dismay of course who will find all these questions very strange. That should be fun. Fingers crossed!
And no, I didn't forget the part where Julia's adoptee hooks up with her guy. I simply can't see the necessary prerequisite occurring anytime soon.
ReplyDeleteisn't it weird that (the occassional commenter sniping back and forth notwithstanding) that this site is funnier and better written - and has more content - than the site it reblogs?
ReplyDeletejust saying..
In light of Our Lady Julia Allison's contention that there aren't any young women entrepreneurs--check out this Top 30 internet moneymakers'list from Income Diary. Not all young, but one of them is all of 19. Gawd, how it must chap Her Highness that she is not on that list by now.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.incomediary.com/top-30-female-internet-entrepreneurs/
Am I the only one who no longer sees Mary's site on the NS page?
ReplyDeleteAs Jules would say...innnnteresting.
yep, mary's box and picture are gone.
ReplyDeleteDude, not sure if anyone posted about this (don't have time to read through everything today), but Mary is no longer up on the nonsociety homepage. Wow.com.
ReplyDeletewow, and they announced mary's departure on APRIL 13. that only took a month. and what is the point anymore, if nonsociety is going down the tube?
ReplyDeleteMeghan's sister looks like she's going to eat someone's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.
ReplyDeleteI think the reason Julia masks her anger with all this "have a nice day" and "that's so strange" BS is her whacked out relationship with Daddy - she always wants to be the cutesy widdle pretty girl for him. Cue constant makeup/weird girly outfits/weird hairstyles/pink/fake niceness.
ReplyDeleteBeing angry would translate as being non-girlish and threaten his approval of her and that just wouldn't do.
My armchair analysis, thankyyouvery much.
"
ReplyDeleteSo ...
An interesting thing happened after I posted “We Need to Talk” - I was flooded (ish) with kind emails from readers. Which made me feel good. Which made me want to post more. Which is exactly what I shouldn’t be doing.
Wait … Why?
Here’s the deal: it’s fantastic to have the approval of others. It’s a high. I want people to like me. I crave it! I think many of us do. (That’s certainly what Ariel is saying in the Authenticity vs. Attention post.)
But that high comes with a downside: “The very thing that gives you pleasure today will give you pain tomorrow, or it will leave you, so its absence will give you pain.” (Eckhart Tolle)
In other words: I have your approval now - but what of tomorrow? What if I do something you dislike then? If I lend credence to your positive emails, then, unless I establish some sort of false construct, I must by definition lend credence to the negative commentary, as well. Either way, I’m allowing someone else’s opinion to establish or influence how I feel about myself. It’s a dangerous - and unwinnable - game, isn’t it?
Okay, all that having been said, I honestly have NO IDEA how I’m going to change years and years of my kneejerk reaction: to please, to perform, to make people laugh, to entertain them (often at my expense).
Hmm."
New post time! sad! or happy! :)
Oh God, just saw this. This girl seriously has nothing better to post on her blog than her inner pink cotton wool ramblings about *herself*????
ReplyDeleteBlergh!
ReplyDelete@BingoBunny: Are you new here? [Kidding!]
ReplyDeleteSmokeyCupcakes :) I know, even after all this time it just astounds me that this is her idea of content. This is the kind of stuff that should be discussed with your best friend over some wine. Or with your therapist - that one's for you Julia!
ReplyDeletethis woman does not even have a boyfriend, and she has decided her bridesmaid dresses, and her wedding entertainment (breakdancers).
ReplyDeleteand they still have mary's colonic video on the frontpage. VERY NICE!
Every poor wittle meeeee!! post is posted only to fish for compliments and seek the fleeting high that comes with faux approval. It's sick and disturbing and points to daddy issues much more serious than the above commenter joked about. This manic cylce of sadness/approval/happiness/eager to please is incredibly destructive.
ReplyDeleteI find this incredibly creepy. In fact, I find this so creepy that I can't bring myself to parse this post. It makes me shudder.
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way Ironic Slanket. So so creepy. Especially this: "it’s fantastic to have the approval of others. It’s a high. I want people to like me. I crave it! I think many of us do. "
ReplyDeleteJulia Baugher does this all the time - couches something crazy she says in with something like 'we all do this - admit it!', or 'I know a lot of people feel this way.' Um, no Julia. That is not normal and stop trying to rationalize it. Your sick. You need therapy. Quit using the internet as your therapist and abusing it to seek approval and positive emails. It's gross and disturbing and confirms that you are an approval junkie in the throws of an addiction just as destructive and dangerous as drugs.
I am adding Eckhart Tolle to the list of Things That Shall Not Be Trusted. He joins The Secret, Oprah and people who went batshit over Twilight and are not teenagers.
ReplyDeleteNo idea if this was ever posted but...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ50XpTe0hk
Dear Jules,
ReplyDeleteSeek mental health help form mental health professionals not Internet..
Are this effing dense?
i just found my new handle.
ReplyDeleteI DON'T CARE ABOUT CAMPING!
New NS contributor is Meghanaise's sister..
ReplyDeleteEckhart Tolle isn't all that bad... he takes himself very seriously, like all the spritual people, but his advice isn't terrible. All the same, everything he recommends is the complete opposite of who Julia Allison is at her core. His suggestions are really 10000% more polite versions of the very advice she's been given on this site, both in posts and comments. Same with Dan and she ignores his advice repeatedly. So no amount of self-help books will help her in her quest to become a better person. Therapy might, though.
ReplyDeleteI posted this earlier, which is hilarious in light of her recent schizo post about getting kind emails and seeking the high that comes with fleeting approval. Can I get a bingo square for this??
ReplyDelete"Please take my excuses at face value, and give me some compliments for empty validation while you're at it. Thank you! :) :)"
Her manic episodes really are very predictable now, aren't they? After this creepy wedding mania, who wants to bet she rejoins the inventory pool and goes on a full blown quest for her douche in shining armor? She's only got five years, folks!
juliaallison I have three blind dates tomorrow. I sort of figured I'd put 'em back to back, like loads of laundry. Or something.
ReplyDeleteless than 20 seconds ago from web
crazy werewolf woman: treat men (people) like laundry (garbage), they will return the favor.
ReplyDeletechrist!
AHHHH!!! ^^^^
ReplyDeleteThat is really fucking creepy. I predicted she'd be back on douche patrol and two minutes later, a tweet about it.
CREEPY. Almost as creepy as hairy werewolf arms. I hope for the blind date's sake she keeps it under control and doesn't bray at the moon or wolf out. It would explain all the body hair.
meghan has now linked to the top 30 female internet entrepreneurs that was posted here in the comments a while ago... looks like RBNS provides the content, and NS reblogs it.
ReplyDeleteSo does KK finally get to maker her NS debut since her Denmark unveiling?
ReplyDelete"Hey Steve, what's the worst date you ever went on?"
ReplyDelete"I once went on a blind date with this girl who had two other blind dates scheduled the same day."
Is there some way we could get to these guys and warn them?
CAMPING, Meghan actually admits to reading the site and praised the people writing here, so she's really one of the community.
ReplyDeleteShe needs help. Her mania is now peppered with delusions and word salad. She is a mess and needs her parents or a friend to intervene. Tanamount to being on a sinking Titanic and picking out dresses to match the lifeboat. Cukoo.
ReplyDeleteanon 5:32, or anyone who knows: when/where has meghan "praised the people writing here"?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but as far as I'm concerned Meghan is just as bad as the pink one. In part for different reasons, but at the end of the day my sentiment is the same.
ReplyDeleteSo, no community love for her from me.
"Is there some way we could get to these guys and warn them?"
ReplyDeleteThey need no warning. Seeing the werewolf in person and hearing the braying will be quite enough to chase them off, screaming into the night like he-banshees.
RE: Leven, is it *actually* true that Jakob got up in her business? Or is that just repeated speculation that's morphed into truth? Sorry, too lazy to do my own research. ;-)
ReplyDeleteYeah, he boned her. He has a lonnnnnng list of women he's nailed.
ReplyDeleteYes, Jakob gave Leven one, so to speak, right after JA and him broke up.
ReplyDelete"Contestant #1? What island vacation do you have planned for us? Do you own a jet?"
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/5002152/all-my-girlfriends
ReplyDeletere: leven
Loren from 1938 media interviewed Meghan and mentioned this site, and she said something like 'They're much better writers than I am.'
ReplyDeleteDid Jakob really stick his bone into Leven? I heard she jacked him off and Jakob ejaculated onto her thigh. (I assume they were sitting facing each other.) Does anyone know?
ReplyDelete@FUCK CAMPING! 5:37pm - yeah, I posted it last night:
ReplyDelete"Hey, Jankles? Remember that time you were spouting off about making 'fuck you money' and you said, "young women entrepreneurs do not exist. They don't exist! Young men start companies all. the. time (vigorous sausage snapping). Young women? Don't."
Yeah...next time? Do your research first:
http://www.incomediary.com/top-30-female-internet-entrepreneurs/
Dumbass." (May 13, 2009 9:07 PM)
You think Meghannaise posted it as a 'Fuck You' to Jankles?
Julia! Quit trying to dig up the dirty details of your ex's hookup!
ReplyDelete(I mean really... who would care about this besides you?)
@Where's Waldo: Great, now I have to go poke out my mind's eye.
ReplyDeleteAnon 5:56: But wouldn't it also be a 'Fuck You' to herself?
ReplyDeleteok, got it. http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/meghan-asha-interview/16616730/
ReplyDeletemeghan says her mother likes this site, that it is clever, the comments are fantastic, and that the writing is better hers.
and yep, Anon and Dyspeptic posted the income diary entrepreneur list here first.
^^ better THAN hers. you get the idea.
ReplyDeleteanon 5:56/6:00. exactly... kinda slow to the plate there megs.
anon 6:00, Julia is not above throwing herself under the bus if it means digging up dirt to use against someone who she perceives has "wronged" her. She is a vile, malicious bitch.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, Megan actually does have a personality and is likeable in that interview with Loren. She needs a different platform. Run! Run away from the werewolf!
ReplyDeleteOh god, Julia just posted another one-word, childish WANT post. This time it's a poster for the New York City Ballet. WTF do you want, you insolent child? Tickets to the ballet? A ballet dancer? To be a dancer? My god, she reminds me of my two year old niece, who just points at things and says "want!" "mine!" and "gimme!" Is Julia Allison mentally incapacitated????
ReplyDeleteThe embrace and the passion.
ReplyDelete5:45 JL hooked up with LR when he was with Jankles.
ReplyDeleteFrom Julia's lifecast:
ReplyDeleteIf I lend credence to your positive emails, then, unless I establish some sort of false construct, I must by definition lend credence to the negative commentary, as well. Either way, I’m allowing someone else’s opinion to establish or influence how I feel about myself. It’s a dangerous - and unwinnable - game, isn’t it?OK, I'm going to allow some of the compassion I've been feeling recently take over for a minute and offer a thought that I sincerely mean to be constructive:
No. It's not a dangerous and unwinnable 'game'. It's not a game at all, Julia. It all comes down to socially accepted, civilized and decent behaviour. We certainly act in certain ways because of societal expectations and approval or disapproval. The reactions of others can be a very accurate measure of our words and actions. Those reactions must be evaluated for motive and context, of course - enablers will react positively but are doing you no good at all, and those who wish you ill will always give you a false/misleading reaction - but by and large approval = pass, and scorn and ridicule = fail.
The things that Julia has been posting the past couple of days has given me a bit of hope for her. In particular, the 'Stand By Me' video has me wondering if SHE has been wondering who would stand by her.
Why doesn't the break and/or paragraph html work on this blog? I constucted that comment properly and it looked ok on the preview....
ReplyDeleteOH, and thanks TJ! (/\/\from way up there/\/\)
ReplyDeleteAnother "strange example." It's not a new thing with her apparently. This one is a year or so old.
ReplyDelete"I think it’s strange you’re still hung up on that! It was three months ago. No one cares about it!!"
Said by JA to JL (allegedly).
I'm sure most or all of you remember this.For context see the Baugher post linked below.
http://baugher.tumblr.com/post/83819209/what-a-difference-a-year-doesnt-make