Sunday, May 24, 2009

Gone fishin'


I’m leaving in about four hours for a REAL three(ish) day non-lifecast’d vacation. Like any addiction, the thought of going cold-turkey on blogging gives me heart palpitations.
But you’re probably on the beach somewhere yourself, so you won’t miss me.
And yes, as you probably noticed, I’m not saying where I’ll be going. That’s on purpose. ;) Let’s just put it this way: I’ve never been there before, and I just checked the forecast - errr … suffice it to say, it’ll be warm. Maybe too warm? Sigh.
See you on Thursday!

Well done, Poofy. For the longest time, we all say you need to step away from keyboard. You go with new boyfriend? You go on fake all-girl Sexy and the City, mid-life crisis desperation holiday? You go to reprogramming unit where they give you shock therapy when they show you photos of tutus and nerds?

Not my business. I only sad you accompany this post with photo from 1947.

As for me? I am going on three-day holiday to barn, where this is loft of fresh hay and fully stocked vodka cooler (OMSK MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND 2009! WOOHOO!!!!!). And if Ivan, the handsome new sheep herder from down the road, want to stop by and stick it in, who am I to say no? He only have one actual leg, but I hear he make up for that with other leg, HOOOOOOKAY????????

42 comments:

  1. So much noise about quiet time. Why?

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  2. Poor JABa! Her frenemy Mary - and her pocket gay! - got write ups in today's NY Post, in an article about fashion bloggers.

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  3. Love you RussianGirl.

    @8:09: She's going somewhere to get work done, I'm betting. Also, just like the last time she "quit" the Internet, I'm betting she'll still Tweet.

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  4. @[redacted] NonEntity - Paradigm Shifter! - Um Um Um : Although that's hardly a ringing endorsement of Mary. ( ha ha ) Also : What, exactly, is Jules taking a vacation from? I know having a date with an alleged person, preceded by 4 days in Sea world preceded by painting ones nails preceded by looking up HST in Wikipedia is a exhausting schedule, but still...

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  5. I think she is going to a boot camp or some yoga retreat thing to try and quickly lose weight. Who goes on vacation in between two trips (orlando and georgetown)??

    I also think the ilikejuliaallison blog thing is done by her and, possibly, her Sea World friend in their hotel this past week. Crazies!

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  6. how can she have heart palpitations about not doing something that she hasn't been doing for more than six months at least? honestly, when was the last time she actually blogged?? all we've been getting lately are photos with one line captions. that's not blogging.

    also, unless she's taking a little sabbatical to HELL, she should quit her bitching about going where it's "almost too hot." at least she can afford to go someplace warm this weekend! (how does she afford all those trips?)

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  7. You hit the nail on the head Sherlock. She is probably going to a detox "spa" where they basically starve you, give you nonstop colonics and flush out your water weight.

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  8. Yeah, she wants to wow the Georgetown crew I think and emerge on her lifecast all 'beautifully thin' again...

    But it's not like these Georgetown people haven't seen her...they can see her all day long on NS?? Anyway, all she cares about are her looks, so I think she is definitely taking a starvacation!

    Watch...

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  9. Why do MR, JA, et all consistently lie about their traffic? More than Mary gets over "100K unique hits" a month?

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  10. That New York Post piece mentions "one of the reblogging sites." The NY Post reads RBNS! Very nice!

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  11. JABa is obviously going someplace for weight loss or else we'd be hearing all the details. The "non-blogging vacation" is something she dreamed up a few weeks ago, when she booked it, to save face, as always.

    I guarantee she's going to some place in Arizona, where it's very hot and there are a ton of weight loss spas.

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  12. "photo from 1947" !!!!!

    RG, I am in forever love with you.

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  13. RBNS should blog on her behalf over the next few days. There's enough detail above to get started.

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  14. Heh, 10:32, I was thinking Arizona myself, home of Canyon Ranch and its spawn. It makes perfect sense: Julia Allison crash diets her way to the college reunion, but it would be too humiliating to blog about it, so she goes dark. Funny.

    Arizona in late may-early jUne def fits the requirement of hot.

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  15. Is this true, per NYPost article, that Mary receives 100,000 unique visits per month?

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  16. She's lying or the writer didn't do research @ 11:03. Alexa tells are a very different story. Adrien's blog ranks higher than Mary's.

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  17. Poor Lily! She's lived with Meghan during this trip and the last trip. For the months prior, she was ALWAYS at Georgie's house. George has kicked JA's ass to the curb. They are no longer buddies. And that's the truth. Part of the falling out was Julia's habit of dumping Lily at Georgie's constantly.

    Of course,Lily was used to living with another dog from her litter. However, Julia ended up dumping that dog at her mom's mouse, separating Lily from her mate. Julia's mom, Robin Baugher, confiscated Lily for a year because she felt Julia wasn't a consistent care giver..

    If I was that dog, I'd shit all over the place too.

    It doesn't matter though because Julia is ALMOST a vegetarian and she spoke with the Seaworld dude about animal issues.

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  18. And yet Georgie is tight with Rambo. Interesting!

    I'd love to be a fly on the wall and hear some of those conversations between Rambo and Georgie.

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  19. The final straw between Georgie and Lily was Georgie getting her own puppy. She realized how horribly Julia was treating Lily.

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  20. Georgie and JULIA not *lily. Oops

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  21. WTF?!?! Where's all the stuff she was going to write up about Sea World? Is that really ALL she's going to post? A few silly photos and Tweets? Wow, that's really ridiculous. I can't think that anyone who paid for her to go on that trip feels like they got their money's worth. And this "taking a vacation" reminds me of George Costanza from "Seinfeld," when he'd go on a vacation even though he wasn't working. And if she's George, that makes Meghan Kramer, with Mary being Elaine. (Randi Z. is Jerry, since she's the only one ocnnected to this group who's successful).

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  22. @11:22

    She promised up more when she got back. I can't cut and paste but check out her May 22nd-3:07 post. "I will tell you all about seaworld tomorrow..."
    It's the 24th and I'm still waiting...

    She must have forgotten-

    Her green pussy vagina must be tingling from Harvard's attention.

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  23. Tell us more re: the Georgie/JA feud, Anon. Did Georgie read her the riot act? Did they actually argue about it? And does the fact that Lilly shits indoors part of the problem? I remember that post on Georgie's blog about Lilly shitting all over her apartment all weekend that she must have written in a rage and then knocked down because JA clearly freaked out on her ass.

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  24. Lilly seemed to have spent more time with Georgie than with Jankles herself until Georgie put her foot down.

    http://www.georgiegirlnyc.com/search/lilly

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  25. Apropos of Lilly/Robin Baugher, I had the strangest sense that Momser was among us last night. Something about the "almost 60" year old who thinks Julia Allison is 'cute' and wonders why women of 30-40-plus would gather around the virtual water cooler to dissect the doings of a weensy 28-year-old former ingenue....????

    Just a weird random thought. Probably nothing. Or...the Megster's mom? Nahhh.

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  26. 11:49

    That link is to 46 pictures of lily that Georgie took, including how g borrowed lily when her mother came to town, and how g's boyfriend would use Lily to get g to come home from work.

    How did she put her foot down.

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  27. Meghan told Loren Feldman that Snowflake reads this blog and finds it funny. So a definite possibility.

    @12:46 -- read the previous comments. Someone in the know says Georgie had had enough.

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  28. Dear Julia,

    No one fucking cares where you are going. We all just hope you never return.

    Love,
    The Universe.

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  29. Can she count? Leaving Sunday morning and coming back Thursday is more like five days, not three.

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  30. I'm the original anon who spoke about the Georgie issue. Lily is not properly trained; it's more behavioral issues than strait up poop issues. Georgie felt like Julia was walking all over her and rarely said more than a mere thank you. Whereas when she took care of Mason; Mary regularly checked in and brought back hosting gifts ext. Georgie has a pup who she is trying to train and lily's unruliness wasn't condusive to training the new pup.

    Also, at bottom, Georgie felt like Julia treated her Lily like shit. That dog spends LITTLE time with Julia. It's not properly attached to any owner and therefore doesn't respect authority.

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  31. re: the person who said she could be at Canyon Ranch. Those places, and places like it, are VERY expensive.

    My guess is she found some 2 night/3 day all inclusive trip to the DR or Jamaica or something.

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  32. I love how she leaves her itinerary anonymous, as if she is famous and anyone is going to stalk her. Bitch, you are not Elvis, and no one cares if you have left the building.

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  33. I was thinking more along the lines of Canyon Ranch Manque--someplace where she could get a discount. You know what Julia Allison says: always ask if they'll give you a discount, even if you're just out buying a pair of shoes and they're not on sale or anything.

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  34. I thought she'd mentioned that she'd be staying at a friend's house. I can't remember where I saw it, maybe on Gawker in the comments of the SeaWorld post. But of course that doesn't mean it is necessarily true.

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  35. She's either at a fat farm starving for her reunion Fri or she's getting more plastic surgery at Pablo's House o' Beautifulness.

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  36. Jankles on a fat farm? I love it. She's totally going to a weight loss crash camp. Otherwise she'd be all bragging about whatever other dumb trip she'd be taking like she always does. So tacky, that Jankles.

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  37. That would explain all the recent "dates." Gotta pay for that pricey "spa vacation" somehow!

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  38. Fat Man in a Little CoatMay 24, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    The way she constantly inserts "um" and "er" in to TYPEWRITTEN text is infuriating to me. Does she speak that way as well?

    A person who cannot let a natural pause occur is a rude little conversation piggy. Narcissists do it because they love the sound of their own voices and don't want you to get a word in edgewise (also, other people don't exist to them as anything other than a sounding board and a mirror.)

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  39. Maybe she's going to Hades, to firm up her verbal agreement with Satan. I don't think he requires full disclosure.

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  40. Julia's Green StubbleMay 24, 2009 at 8:58 PM

    Hope she got a wicked cramp trying to contort her foot into that unnatural position. Wonder how long it took to track down a swimming ring to match that bathing suit?

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  41. She wont make it. Her attention-whoreness will be stronger and somehow will manage to let everyone know about her during those days.

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  42. I have a feeling she's staying in her apartment. I mean it was a bit too hot in NYC today.

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