Friday, May 15, 2009

Ouf, child.


Honey, can we talk? I am all for raising my voice in song. I was on your most! favorite! show! ever!  last night. I hope against hope that you saw me and got a little wet, you know, down there. Nom. Nom. Nom.

The point here is that it is okay to fake raise your voice in fake song all you like. But what is with no body shots here? I don't remember any previous fake sing-a-longs that so desperately clung to the head and facial region alone.

Show us what you got, baby! Real men like to get behind a big giggly ass and have some cushion for that pushin'. Ooh, child. Don't hide in shame, show us that BOOTY. 

UPDATED TO INCLUDE THIS SADNESS

UPDATED TO ADD THIS AWESOMENESS

163 comments:

  1. Seeing her face up close on video with no photoshopping really highlights how doughy and busted her face is. Is Dr. Bobby Buka even a real doctor? That is some really shoddy work.

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  2. Was this filmed on the roof of Julia's old dorm?
    That mania is shining brightly.

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  3. Students were probably waking up on a Sunday morning, dragging their hungover ass to the window, looking outside to greet the day, and wondering why a chubby old banshee was spinning around wildly on their rooftop deck and singing silently into a video camera.

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  4. I'm wet down there from peeing my pants in laughter. Michael, you're invited next time I do a "booty romp" !

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  5. This is getting ridiculous. How f-bomb thrilling, Julia. You lipsyncing with your ipod into a video eye. Dude this is boring, and you're too old for this shit. You're just embarassing yourself further with these things.

    To recap: A 12 year old girl lipsyncing to Miley Cyrus for her myspace page - cute. A 30 year old has been fameball lipsynching to anything for her "lifecast" - pathetic and sad.

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  6. Fun screencaps from A Very Playboy Easter video:

    the bunny's stuffed sausage legs:
    http://tinypic.com/r/2wg9ct4/5

    the bunny at age 45:
    http://tinypic.com/r/2v1kufl/5

    the bunny is sneaking out a bad fart:
    http://tinypic.com/r/wa4luh/5

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  7. And to think, just two years ago she was writing quality work like this. She was so adorable, so unpretentious back then. Not the condescending snob she is today. She has changed so much.

    /sarcasm

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  8. My brow is knitted in embarassment for her and I do not even know her. Her friends and family must be mortified! Wtf is the point of all of these lipsyncing videos? Even a 12 year old girl would do one or two and then move on and realize that she has OUTGROWN THIS B.S.! Seriously. At 28 years old I have my feet on the ground and my life is BALANCED. I truly think it would suck to be her. She is ruined! No amount of lipstick, fluffy skirts, useless photoshoots are lipsyncing is going to change that. She is just icky.

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  9. this girl is no more special or pretty or smart than any other woman in NYC. Why does she bray on that she is?

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  10. "It's not who you marry that matters. It's who you divorce.". You're a bitch Julia. Between all these lipdubs and your easily available google results, you'll never get married. Seriously, any guys, if you saw a chick's blog and she had 900 of these lipdubs, what would YOU think? "Woohoo, wife material"?

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  11. This is strange

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  12. You get used to seeing weird things when you live on the Village A rooftops but I'm with @9:04, that would've been most disturbing. My friends probably would've called the campus cops on her.

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  13. Wow...can that video be submitted as evidence to the looney bin?

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  14. On her Twitter she is listing all of the extracurricular activities that she was involved in...in HIGH SCHOOL.

    HIGH SCHOOL! Who cares? I don't even remember high school and I am 25!

    My sister is 28 and has two kids and is about to be named assistant principle of a high school. (She is a teacher as of right now)

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  15. Whoa, I just watched the "fuck you money" video for the first time. She really is an idiot. An idiot who fancies herself a genius, terrifying!

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  16. I never understood why Star Magazine kept her for as long as they did. Maybe they couldn't do anything before a year because of a contract. She did nothing to promote that magazine. It was all about promoting her. Julia! I can't believe company would think that she could promote their brand. The only thing she promotes is herself.

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  17. 9:54

    It is very sad that she doesn't have *real* adult accomplishments. Deep down inside, like anyone with notority (minor in this case), being on the cover of Wired or any magazine offers no fulfillment; especially when you're the butt of the joke and the headline is about being a star for doing nothing.

    *real things*
    Meaningful relationships with others? No. She only have self serving ones.

    A job? Nope.

    Providing for oneself and possible others? Nope.

    Giving back to one's community? Nope.

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  18. God, it annoys me that Meaghan calls her mom, her mother, the one whose vagina she came forth out of SNOWFLAKE!!! Really!??

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  19. Julia didn't film any more of herself than a headshot because she was still in the same ball gown as the night before. She's also wearing the same jewelry and her hair looks unwashed and matted.

    This is also in line with the Page 6 gossip.

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  20. Julia is awake and twittering before 1:00? It's a Pornobunnymas Miracle!

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  21. Philippe the Creepe Superfan strikes again!

    PhilippeKeb: @juliaallison - Oh! FYI - no blind date until July for me - I don't want to be one of your psychic's statistic

    PhilippeKeb: @juliaallison - If it doesn't work out I would love to have a blind date with you

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  22. @Total Jing - They way she went on and on and on about being on the cover of freaking Wired (not to mention Time Out) was insane! She acted like that was the biggest accomplishment that anyone could ever hope for! Time Out has unknown people on their covers every week, yet she is the only one I hear braying about it.

    Back to my 28 year old-about-to-be-principal sister...She was on the cover of our hometown paper and had a feature about some of the good work she has done. It was kind of a big deal for our town and my sister was totally embarrassed about the publicity - complete opposite of Julia. No braying.

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  23. That Keb dude is fucking creeeeeepy. He oozes date rape.

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  24. Julia Allison has zero accomplishments in her adult life - nothing. High school was really the pinnacle for her. Since then? Transferring into Georgetown thanks to the largesse of others, moving to LA and then NY and living off of men, blogging, freelancing, some pictures... nothing special. All of her "accomplishments" - notoriety, a magazine cover - have been temporary and fleeting. She's having a major meltdown realizing this. She is almost 30 and has accomplished nothing. Jealous of her? Not in the least.

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  25. Anyone notice the pathetic shlubs coming out of the wood work to twit-flirt with jules? EWWW.

    john_hwang: @juliaallison Speaking of "beast" you have your back-to-back-to-back dates tonight...!! Nothing ventured, nothing gained!!
    about 1 hour ago from web

    rdrake98: @juliaallison great song - "barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly..." no need for irony in any of that :) http://is.gd/A8Ic
    about 1 hour ago from twhirl

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  26. jaredsap: @juliaallison Glorious new dub! JA lip dubs = as pleasurable as mainlining pink cupcakes. Or smack.
    about 9 hours ago from web

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  27. Yeah, you notice she's no longer attracting anything remotely brag worthy. It's all super creepy, slightly oily carnies on twitter.

    She srsly better plant her ass in Dr. Gary's bed soon because her options are circling the bowl.

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  28. Partypants...You did NOT say "carnies." OMG. I DIE!

    I think this we are nearing the end of this trainwreck. Her best bet would be a lower profile. She doesn't even link to nonsociety.com on her twitter profile.

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  29. TJ, you don't like carnies? Would "choads" be better?

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  30. NS.com ends in June folks..

    yes there is a God

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  31. "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."

    That explains so much about the stubby sausage fingers....

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  32. I really think Julia Allison is part of an escort service or just banging for bucks on her own. It would explain so much: the late night dates, multiple "blind" dates on the same day, not being employed yet having the cash to pay Manhattan rent and splurge on a fucking $400 chase lounge, the heavy makeup, wigs and costumes, the dimly lit, bordello-esque pink boudoir -discreet and perfect for acting out some kinky school girl fantasies. IT'S SO OBVIOUS!

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  33. 10.32: How do you know?

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  34. Wow, I just watched .2 seconds of that and had to shut it off. Then I thought, wow, if only she could put the same amount of effort into filming these libdubs as she does into actual work maybe she might not be such a steaming pink pile of crap.

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  35. I bet Julia Allison is somehow angling for this Rooftops 0' Georgetown lip dub to be screened on a loop at her Georgetown reunion that's coming up. Why else label it "A Georgetown Lip Dub" so prominently? Urgh, so transparent, this one.

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  36. Nonsociety.com ended a looooooong time ago, if it ever got off the ground at all. It was a shitty group blog with google ads. It is not a business and never was.

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  37. Folks they are doing their last shooting of the year for NS by end of May..its over :)

    JA has been trolling for Chicago writing jobs..no takers

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  38. Anon 1051, do you mean TMIWeekly? Not surprised at all that gig is over. It was painful to watch for more than 30 seconds.

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  39. I hope Julia gets a moving truck big enough to take home all of her tacky overpriced catalog furniture and lounge chairs. The carnie freak show packs up its pink caravan and moves on to set up camp and the social outskirts of the next city.... and the cycle continues.

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  40. I also heard she's been fishing around for a gig in Chicago.

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  41. If what 10:59 and PP are saying turns out to be true, then we know why Julia is saying she's no longer fulfilled by being people's entertainment or whatever she said yesterday. She's trying to walk away from TMI/NS on her own terms but we know that this isn't her own terms...Her own terms she clearly spelled out long ago, "I want to sell NS for fuck you money."

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  42. for what she could get for it, there won't be a lot of fucking with that money

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  43. I have never gotten past the first 35 seconds of any lip dub because I am just overcome with embarrassment on Julia's behalf.

    The angle she's holding the video camera makes her chin look as big as Jay Leno's.

    You must have to REALLY REALLY love yourself to film so many lipdubs. I mean, this isn't a question of filming yourself singing to share your talent with the world. A lipdub is basically just, "Look how cute I am!"

    Honestly, this woman has not a single ounce of self-consciousness. She is utterly without inhibition because she really does believe she is THAT awesome.

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  44. Julia really does suck at spinning. This "quarterlife crisis" bullshit is just the latest attempt to cover for her own failures. Let's review some past ones:

    -- Julia Baugher ruins her reputation in DC >> changes name to Julia Allison and moves to NYC

    -- Julia Allison gets fired from TONY >> claims Carrie and SATC are "over"

    -- Julia Allison declares online video is the new frontier >> until getting excited about CabTV

    -- Julia Allison "launches" failed business and fails to make fuck you money or any money at all >> claims a quarterlife crisis and renewed introspection is making her reevaluate things.


    Julia Allison NEVER, EVER take responsibility or admits to her failures. She is really very delusional.

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  45. Julia logs all her boyfriends into a spreadsheet? Of course she does. http://www.tmiweekly.com/

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  46. "Honestly, this woman has not a single ounce of self-consciousness. She is utterly without inhibition because she really does believe she is THAT awesome."

    Well said, Dahling. It's also incredibly annoying/embarrassing for Julia Allison when she posts conversations or twitters things she thinks are so witty or hilarious. They're not. They're dumb and sort of makes me think she might be mentally challenged, and I do mean that sincerely.

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  47. Anon 11:31 - zzzzzzzzz. TMIWeekly is utterly unwatchable. Too Many Idiots.

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  48. Yeah panty thief but is anyone's twitter actually witty or hilarious? Seriously twitter is the worst spawning of the whole "Behold The Wonderment of ME" internet generation.

    ps please follow my twitter

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  49. Expired Dating Columnist.May 15, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    27 is too old for a serious whore to keep dressing like a whore.

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  50. ^^ excellent point PP. But it is pretty funny that Julia Allison thinks she can write a screenplay. She really embodies the absolute worst of the "Behold The Wonderment of ME" internet generation, isn't she?

    p.s. - I still think she is mentally challenged.

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  51. Jill from LIU says hi

    http://tinypic.com/r/ekl3ma/5

    http://tinypic.com/r/28upijr/5

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  52. Do you know what all of these stupid lip dubs are? More plagiarizing from our Julia Buagher. She takes another person's words and lyrics and moves her mouth and pretends to be singing SOMEONE ELSE'S song.

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  53. JA's screen play:

    Lilly Stop Shitting in My Friends Offices..

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  54. Lipdubs = music videos for people with no talent.

    Of course Julia Allison loves them. Just like her writing, business ideas, web videos and just about everything else, they require no actual talent or hard work and mostly just rip off someone else.

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  55. Screenplayz ideas guys!!!

    Julia Allison Presents: Julia Allison in Julia Allison The Movie - A Julia Allison Production

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  56. hmm what will David Karp do when NS folds?:

    1 Celebrate like its 1999?
    2 Change cell phone numbers
    3 Hide
    4 all three

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  57. Maybe give her a job at Tumblher.

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  58. What is there to "fold" with Nonsociety? It's crappy tumblrs with a homepage. As long as they keep paying for the domain name, it will keep slithering along and polluting the internet with its outrageous stupidity. There is nothing to fold because it's not a real business. Nonsociety was an excuse for three spoiled princesses to play "let's have a business" and bilk their parents out of more money because they had a "big idea" for a "business."

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  59. tdshortcut22: Why do I find julia allison so charming and entertaining when so many people avidly find her annoying or worse?

    Another greasy carnie! Somebody start warming up the fried cheese on a stick and funnel cakes.

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  60. This might be a bit off topic, but what is it with only showing one side of her face? I get having a good side. I mean, right now I have one good side and one side that has decided to be my pimple-y former teenage self, but really, it's not a big deal and in a week it'll be normal. But is she horribly scarred on one side? Droopy eye? Childhood burn that never healed properly? Does anyone know any real reason for her obsession with the right side of her face? I'm so confused by this. It can't all be vanity, right? That issue alone needs serious therapy.

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  61. Anon 10:00 - Ah ha! She had nowhere to go after her inpromptu sleepover elsewhere; Randi was probs still asleep in her hotel room; so Julia Allison always classy Baugher wanders the roofstop of georgetown like the ghost of peed-on pink doors past, photographing herself! Sad. :(

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  62. Can someone please verify any of this shit? I honestly don't believe she did half of this:

    #WhatIDidinHS: debate team, AV club, Stage Crew, VP of the Global Exchange Club, Latin club, Synchronized Swimming team,President of the Animal Protection Club, Opinions Editor on school paper & I had my own radio show. #WhatIDidinHS - (what did you do?)

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  63. Why is this 28 y.o perpetually talking about what she did in HIGH SCHOOL? I really don't get it.

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  64. Yes she has a droopy eye, for the person who asked about the one side of her face thing.

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  65. Probably because she's trying to show how she's always been a little quirky and different blah blah blah. It's a stunt. My guess is half this crap is in the same box as her freshman year at GU.

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  66. Dirty Lake MichiganMay 15, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    I honestly could NOT watch past a minute 30. I'm actually embarrassed for her.
    Yowza

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  67. randizuckerbergWill be on-air on CNN Live (http://cnn.com/live) shortly to talk about Facebook fan pages

    OH SHIT YALL

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  68. I don't know Julia, like that DJ in the radio interview, I'm finding your lip dub PORNOGRAPHIC. Pornographically horrible.

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  69. @partypants: Can someone please verify any of this shit? I honestly don't believe she did half of this:

    I doubt anyone will be able to verify which clubs Julia belonged to, being that she graduated 10 years ago. Who remembers? I can barely remember the clubs I belonged to and I graduated 7 years ago. That is what is so pathetic. She is pining for her high school days. She is going to go to her reunion and her classmates will be grown ups. With grown up jobs and families and mortgages.

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  70. Thanks 12:36! I really was confused, but I suppose a droopy eye would make Jules crazy self conscious. b/t that, the grandma tops and the weight gain...i can see how she's cracking. Hope she's able to find that July 18th boyfriend this year, it might be her last shot...

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  71. When is she just going to admit that her life is sucking right now and just take a break from the Internet and get her life together? The forced cheer in that lipdub is truly cringeworthy.

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  72. Her eyes look pretty wrinkly and gross in this video.

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  73. Ben Wasser, I LOVE YOU!!

    He just posted these on his tumblr:

    Subject: URGENT

    Text: MARY, I Swear to GOD if you quit Nonsociety, I will RUIN you.
    P.S. Your handbags suck

    http://blog.benwasser.com/post/108244257

    Subject: Bipolar or not...

    Text: Jakob, just to be clear, where do we stand on the Macbook Air front?

    http://blog.benwasser.com/post/108241899

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  74. I freaking love ben wasser. He's one of the few twitter feeds worth reading.

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  75. Ben Wasser is behind the rumor that David Karp changed the tumblarity algorithim after Julia Allison complained that she wasn't "popular" enough (i.e. her tumblarity is low).

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  76. Countdown to Julia Allison trying to date Ben Wasser. 3...2...

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  77. Like all of you I am loving her downfall. I always hated the idea that people could make money and be famous for no reason. It gives me hope that yes you still need talent and a work ethic to make it. I remember how smug she was in an article where she was talking about herself as a brand and how writers that branded themselves made more money. How is your brand working out for you now Julia?

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  78. I know there will probably be another post on the awfulness that is the new TMI weekly, but I randomly stumbled upon Kevin Rose (who I guess Julia tried to or did date briefly before he ran away from her) and this other dude i've never heard of trying their own chat-like show. Episode one is not that great, but I can tell episode 2 is much better. And already this laid back, dude chat fest (admittedly, I care not about what they are talking about) is far and away better than all the "production" and hair and makeup and costume changes TMI uses. It's incredible that whoever is funding this sideshow over at TMI continues to pour money into something so horribly executed.

    Here's the link to episode 2: http://vimeo.com/4645592

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  79. @PP 1:23PM - LOLZ!

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  80. Can you imagine if you saw someone doing this in person? You would assume they are a mental patient.

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  81. NomSociety: In this case, you'd be right.

    Anon 1:34 I wouldn't laugh. Ben is cute and funny, and omgontehintarwebz. I'm sure she will send him an @.

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  82. PP-Ben Wasser has no interest in Jules. He regularly calls out her shiza.

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  83. The mentally disabled mental ward escapee is quoting Benjamin Button lines again! And Disney songs! So. So. Deep.

    The funny thing about the BB line is that its about never being to late to change. But Julia Baugher isn't changing at all. She is still finding meaning in the Disney songs of her youth. She is still doing moronic lipdubs. She is still pining for dream boyfriends like a 15 year old. Julia is the exact same person she was five years ago, and the same person she was in high school. She can't ever change because she has turned herself into a one dimensional fictional character.

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  84. From Ben:

    "Tumblarity changes
    My inside source just filled me in on a bit of information that may be of interest to those of you who have noticed a drastic drop in tumblarity today: Due to some users not being so happy with the algorithm, it was redesigned to be much more follower-based.
    Posted on May 14"

    the words, "Some users" link to Julia Allison.

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  85. MESSAGE FOR JULIA! I CAN BE FOUND AT :42 SECONDS. FIND ME. NOM. NOM.

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  86. @9:55...I also just watched the Fuck You Money video for the first time. That is SO embarassing. Like, DIE OF SHAME embarassing. The comments about women alone are mortifying. And then talk of selling NonSociety? What would she sell?

    I think I have a new 3-5 year plan. I am going to sell the contents my old Geocities that I made back when I lived in Queens. It was really revolutionary, it was kind of a predecessor to "blogging" and I called it eDiarying (Haters used to say it sounds like e-diarhea-ing, but I was like "that's strange"). Do you think I waited too long? I am hoping to gain some serious respect (you know, as a woman).

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  87. Damn you Baugher. I used to like the song "Ooh, Child", now you've ruined it for me. How strange...

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  88. Is she really wearing her gown from the night before? I thought that matronly ensemble had sleeves.

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  89. The more I think on it the more I am convinced she has some issues. Did she really not have a place to stay? How sad is that? I thought Randi had a hotel room? Did her husband put his foot down on Julia sleeping in their room? She didn't have 60 bucks for a night at a Motel 6?

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  90. She finally admits the truth today:

    Me: I need a place to donate clothing.
    Friend: Try Dress for Success!
    Me: Um ... have you *seen* my wardrobe? I’m not sure that sending them donations would lead to Success in any profession other than, say, prostitution ... at Disneyland.

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  91. That convo is just Julia's attempt at being witty and self deprecating. FAIL.

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  92. And it again illustrates that she only talks about herself.

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  93. We got it Julia. You want to DONATE and that makes you a GOOD person.

    Christ all mighty!!! Walk to any church in your neighborhood and they'll take the donation. How fucking stupid is she?

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  94. Julia "How strange!" Allison is at again. It's almost like a farce how predictable her comments are.

    Meghan apologizes for and explains a nasty comment she made on TMI, which I respect. Mary and Meghan seem capable of doing this, like mature adults. But then Julia jumps in, basically contradicts Meghan's response about her own comment, gives some nonsensical, irrelevant response that has nothing to do with the actual criticism of Meghan's comment, and then pulls another "don't take it so seriously."

    It's almost like a joke at this point, like she's mocking herself. Except unfortunately I don't think she is. She is literally that unable to tolerate criticism and face the truth that she can't stand it even when someone else admits to an error and takes responsibility for themselves.

    http://www.tmiweekly.com/episode/TMI_20090513

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  95. "I don't think it's frustrating to be single - I love being single!" (JA in TMI comments)

    1. Has she ever heard of the whole "protest too much" thing? Yeah.

    2. She is looking and behaving more like Cathy every day. Someone send her heart sweater already.

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  96. where did those tumblr entries go? the ones that ben wasser posted???

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  97. Do you think she takes up knitting for three weeks every two years, a la Liz Lemon, to prove how she can keep herself happy without a man?

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  98. 3:18

    I think she protested Meghan's comment so much for the same reason. She doesn't want to be associated with being jealous of coupled or married people, the way Meghan admitted to being. So she attacks the person who called out Meghan and uses her usual dissmisisve reply "Don't take it so seriously! How strange!"

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  99. She has been in happy relationships her whole adult life?! I thought there was one restraining order, one guy who doesn't even want to speak to her anymore, and two who publicly called her out on shit. (Jacob on his blog and Charles in that speech) She counts that as ALL SUCCESS?

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  100. AND that whole thing about not calling anyone a boyfriend and being totally f-ed up about relationships - and she is really going to write in the comments that she is always in healthy happy relationships?! She is delusional.

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  101. Yeah, but let's think about Julia's definition of success, shall we?

    HAR.

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  102. She defines "success in a relationship" as no one being murdered in the break up. So yeah, hers have all been a success.

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  103. Success means she got a man to date her, period. Pretty Pink Princess who can't take responsibility for anything thinks that if they break up with her it's THEIR fault.

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  104. TJ - let's make a prediction about a future Julia post re: clothing donations.

    "Hi Readers!!! I have clothes that I don't want anymore [ed: no longer fit] and I don't know what to do with them? What do you do with your old clothes? Where do you take them? Email me all of your ideas and we will discuss it on a future episode of TMI Weekly!"

    Just like "I might go to Legoland. Is it fun?" or "Have you been to SeaWorld? Would you recommend it?"

    SFTU Julia and make one single decision without seeking the input and approval of others. Jaysus, did you have to ask your dad permission before taking a dump?

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  105. Records CustodianMay 15, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    From JA's comment on TMI:

    Many of us have been in relationships and let ourselves go before. It's not that uncommon.And then Mary agrees with her.

    Good Christ, they are the poster children for undateable women.

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  106. These women are retarded. Not all women need a relationshit to let themselves go.

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  107. Here is the whole comment thread from TMI. Mary and Julia are so stupid and offensive. They will forever be single. Meghan is dumb, but at least she apologized.
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    "And they probably let themselves go." - Meghan, that is a really bitchy, condescending thing to say about Mary's friends who were married and had babies. To assume that women "let themselves go" after getting married or having children is a really sexist, sad and disgusting notion. After this statement and the one on the previous episode about treating "I love you" as a game, I thought you were smarter than that, but I was wrong.
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    Meghan Asha wrote on May 14, 12:18 pm
    Sarina- I agree, that was QUITE the statement. I think my green-eyed jealously came out in that episode. It's frustrating to be single, as all your friends back home are married. I appreciate your honesty, it's very helpful.
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    JuliaAllison wrote on May 14, 11:10 pm
    I don't think it's frustrating to be single - I love being single!

    Don't take Meghan's comment so seriously. Many of us have been in relationships and let ourselves go before. It's not that uncommon.
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    Mary Rambin wrote on May 15, 9:48 am
    Good point Jules.

    The happier I am, the more I seem to eat pizza. Seriously, pizza specifically because men eat more pizza than I do. And when it's there, why not. But, on my own, I don't go to eat pizza.
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    Sarina wrote on May 15, 10:29 am
    Thanks for your honest response, Meghan.

    Julia, "Don't take it so seriously" is your canned response to every criticism. It's really passive aggressive. And you wonder why people don't like you...

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  108. @ records custodian - And then Mary goes on to say:

    The happier I am, the more I seem to eat pizza. Seriously, pizza specifically because men eat more pizza than I do. And when it's there, why not. But, on my own, I don't go to eat pizza.

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  109. "Seriously, pizza specifically because men eat more pizza than I do."

    Bitch ain't never seen me at the Pizza Hut buffet.

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  110. Why the hell doesn't she "go to eat pizza?"

    Mary - you are at most 95 pounds and work out a minimum of 5 hours per day. Go and have a slice of pizza.

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  111. Someone needs to send this to Julia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJqhGuy46H8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideogum%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

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  112. It can only benefit their image if TMI shuts this mess down. It's like clockwork: they do a horrible video, apologize for the stupid shit they say, Julia un-apologizes, Mary asks "well what do you want us to talk about?" Meghan says "yikes" a couple of times and mentions a green eyed monster. We talk about how Julia has more chins than a chinese phone book. Lather, rinse repeat.

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  113. For Mary, food = bad and working out is only to look good in a bikini. Seriously. Scan her blog and twitter for two minutes. Everything about working out is couched in terms of looking good in a swimsuit.

    "Off to the gym now. Will be poolside at the Hotel ZaZa this weekend so need to tone up!
    about 5 hours ago from web"

    She's toned it down after the uproar about her spewing some incredibly ignorant nutritional advice on her blog, but Mary is still dumb as a rock and cheerfully parades around major body image issues. It's really gross. And her bony body looks like a boy - not sexy at all.

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  114. I can't figure out which is worse than antiquated mentality they seem to have about women, relationsips, and physical appearance, or their refusal to own up to having that mentality. They constantly make a certain type of comment, then when called out on it, spin it or insist the opposite is true. What is wrong with them? If they really believe the things they say why can't they just admit to it?

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  115. ^^ because they are just THAT stupid.

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  116. Julia Allison was never "adorable." Something about being mental enough to do the things she's done and all. Ugly works from the inside out.

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  117. @4:14 - I agree. Before I saw her on video/real life, when I just knew what she looked like from her pictures on Gawker, I thought she was hot. The minute you see her in person and hear her speak she loses her looks. I've never had something like this happen before. Never to this extreme. I've known attractive people and have gotten to know them only to not find them not so attractive anymore, but with Julia it is immediate. I'm shocked that she has has so many long term relationships. I'm shocked she had so many TV gigs too. She has no screen presence.

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  118. I bet Julia seethes over the fact that TMI allows comments.

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  119. 4:27

    The same thing happened to me. From her old blog I thought she might be ok, she didn't annoy me at least. As soon as I saw her on video (it was the one with the cheerleader outfit getting a ticket outside of Gawker, so a particularly obnoxious one) it was like nails on a blackboard. She became so ugly to me then and has only become uglier as I've beocme more familiar with her .

    At first glance I can see how some people could find her amusing or whatever. The minute you see her ugly behavior, it totally changes. I think she counts on people seeing the surface stuff and thinking she's fine, cute, or whatever.

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  120. I had no idea who she was when I first saw her at an event and thought she was a marketing director of some shoddy company. She was so aggressive for attention, you could only think she must have to do it. Meghan was horrific in person. Both of them looked cheap. To this day I refuse to believe either have any money.

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  121. What a fucking cunt that Julia Allison, is.

    Read her response from the TMI
    http://www.tmiweekly.com/episode/TMI_20090511

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    BonnieBaugher wrote on May 13, 11:23 pm

    Julia, it is for children/adolescents. It isn't for adults.

    Why are you so hostile and confrontational? You'd be the first person to admit you have had a series of unsuccessful relationships. So why are you treating people in successful partnerships who took the time to try to explain to you what you're doing wrong with such thinly veiled contempt? Why don't you absorb it, learn something and try to do things differently -- IE, to conduct a relationship with honesty and forthrightness. Is that impossible for you? Given your reactions here over the past couple of days, I'm guessing it is.
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    JuliaAllison wrote on May 14, 11:13 pm

    Huh? Who said I had unsuccessful relationships? Please define an "unsuccessful" relationship for me, because perhaps we aren't talking about the same thing. If you mean "marriage," I think that's a sad way of dismissing a lot of really great partnerships.

    I've been in happy relationships for most of my adult life :)

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  122. God I hate her.

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  123. @Anon 3:27PM - You're right! Those two posts are gone.

    Huh. Wonder if Jankles got wind of it, and then pressured David Karp to delete them? What a fucking tool.

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  124. What a cruel, witchy cunt

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    Dorky wrote on May 11, 4:13 pm:

    Also, my fiance and I told each other we loved each other after 3 weeks. When you know you know. It doesn't make sense to make expressing your emotions a part of the Rules Game.
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    JuliaAllison wrote in reply on May 13, 12:23 am:

    Well, I think most people would be a bit overwhelmed if a person who knew them for only three weeks said they LOVED them.

    Personally, I'd find it a bit hard to believe - how can you possibly love someone after 21 days?

    But I guess here are always exceptions to the rules :)
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    onemore wrote in reply on May 13, 2:55 pm:

    My spouse and I said I love you within weeks too. Ver happily married and together more than a decade later, I'd say we meant what we said back then and still do. It happens much more often than you may think.
    http://www.tmiweekly.com/episode/TMI_20090511

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  125. @ Total Jing - This shit is hilarious! It is the equivalent of opening a restaurant and then berating your customers while they dine! I can't believe she is arguing with the few people who actually go to the TMI site and watch this shit. The next time I have a client call me I am going to disagree and fight with them. It's time to live different!

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  126. Oh and Julia - Mike Pryor still wants NOTHING to do with you. Neener Neener Neener.

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  127. Nor does Jakob, Alex, Kevin etc.

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  128. Stalking people you dated does not equal success.

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  129. HA. Remember when she asked if you ever look back at someone you went out with but now you think "gross." Well, thats how michael feels about her.

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  130. @5:00

    Does she think that only RBNSers are leaving comments? Because, honestly, I've not left a comment on TMI in months and I truly think that a lot of the people disagreeing and presenting alternative viewpoints are doing so in earnest.

    She thinks constructive criticism is attacking. God. She's just fucking awful. And so mean and passive aggressive and all.

    Also, the bleeping of "charles forman" in the I LOVE YOU TMI is completely half ass and you an hear her say half of his name.

    But she wants privacy for herself and OTHERS? Yay fucking right. My rage has reached an all time height
    She's an awful and mean human being.

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  131. I believe all her relationships are happy. I always get into fistfights with my boyfriend's sister.

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  132. Records CustodianMay 15, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    I think, generally speaking, if the men in those "successful relationships" now wish to distance themselves as far as they can from you, you might need to rethink your definition of success.

    Of course, she thinks her blog is a business and that a photo shoot with the same pose and lip purse she has used for thousands of photograph is content, so this is, as those three say, per usual.

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  133. @ Total Jing - That is what is so hilarious. I believe these people are earnest. I don't think RBNSers are leaving comments on TMI.

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  134. @5:06 a fistfight with a boyfriend's sister??? Whoa, that is SO low. Can you explain? Which bf? When? I'm completely fascinated.

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  135. This is really long! Apologies, but yeah. :D Onward:

    I LOVE BEING SINGLE!!! SO MUCH SO THAT I'M PLANNING MY WEDDING 5 YEARS IN ADVANCE WITH NARY A BOYFRIEND IN SIGHT, RELY ON PSYCHICS FOR RELATIONSHIP "ADVICE", AND LOAD UP ON 3 BLIND DATES IN ONE NIGHT! I LOVE BEING SINGLE!!!
    Sure.

    I find it funny that she talks so much about people "letting themselves go". Hasn't she been doing that without the relationship aspect for some time now? She doesn't possess the intelligence, worldliness or fabulous personality to land the type of rich guy that's looking for a woman who is more than a trophy, and she definitely isn't in the arm candy category anymore either. I actually suspect that when she presents all these high-minded topics and subjects she purports to be soooo interested in on her liecast she's trying to angle herself as the former of the two since age and her lazy and unhealthy lifestyle are catching up to her.

    Consider these the reasons you definitely know she's no escort/call girl either. They too need to be the trophy or the 'something extra' to command their dollars and it certainly requires more work than she'd ever be willing to put in. That and she has MAJOR control issues. I see her as the type who feels like she has to get in fighting shape before a guy even sees her undressed. She used to have sex with guys (I think for their approval, she seems to need validation from men more than anything, women are simply threatening to her) but then again she had no reason to be as 'ashamed' of her body back then, while she appears to feel as if she does now. Quite frankly it'll be fantastic to see who she has to "lower herself" to marrying because I don't think anyone with money and a brain would touch her with a 10 ft pole.

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  136. I CRY EVERY TIME I SEE PICTURES OF STRANGERS' WEDDINGS!! I'm SO HAPPY TO BE SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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  137. I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE SINGLE!!!!

    I POSTED THE FOLLOWING ONLY 1 MONTH AGO:

    Me: I really need to get a boyfriend and have a normal sex life.
    Friend: HA
    Me: HA. Until then, vibrators?
    Friend: YESSSS. My boyfriend bought me this thing that PLUGS INTO THE WALL. It's RIDICULOUS.
    Me: Really?!
    Friend: He sent me one AND he keeps one at his house.
    Friend: I have vibrators in two time zones.
    Friend: I feel like that's something to be proud of.
    Me: HAHAHHAHAHA
    Me: "I have vibrators in two time zones."
    Me: TEESHIRT!!!
    -jULIA ALLISON 4/13

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  138. She loves to think of herself as a handful. Here's the thing. If you are nasty. If you are a bitch. If you are obnoxious, people will put up with it if, and only if, you are extremely talented. And even then people will eventually say fuck off, not worth it. All difficult actors, even with talent, are put out to pasture eventually if they are too much trouble. Julia doesn't stand a chance. Star, Wired, and Gawker gave her a look because she was new and they needed something to write about . Now - meh no one needs or wants her.

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  139. There were several rumors that she lost the Bravo deal in part because she was a major bitch to work with. Mary is professional and knows how to work with people. Julia is a complete handful!

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  140. Ummm.. "need to get a boyfriend and have a normal sex life". That's highlarious. Don't singles tend to have pretty active sex lives? Doesn't the sex wane in relationships because, you know, people let themselves go and you've already caught the big fish so you have no reason to try to make satisfy them as much anymore? No? What?! But these are the rules, people! HOW STRANGE!!

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  141. @5:10 - She stole her college's boyfriends credit card and his sister found out and beat her up. I know there was a whole post about it somewhere. I know she had to go to the hospital. I think she may have even wrote about it when she was writing for AMNY.

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  142. 5:18, probably because she's always trying to push things way too far too. You know, she's above the rules and everything, so it wasn't enough to have the possibility of a Bravo deal. Bravo ALSO needed to foot the bill for her completely unnecessary live/work space! Being paid 6 figures to do absolutely nothing wasn't enough. Like, so what if she was working for Star magazine, Star should totes have been promoting HER and HER BRAND! Gawd! So what if Gawker was the reason for her popularity in the first place, that little cunt Owen Thomas should have known better to refer to her - with her blog full of vanity shots and mememememememeism - as an egoblogger! GOSH.

    She cracks me the hell up.

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  143. Don't forget 5:19, she got punched in response to her genius reasoning for taking the card and running up charges on it; that she "deserved it"! I vaguely recall it being stated that they'd been broken up at the time she did it, but maybe I was wrong. Either way? Wow, just wow.

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  144. Who is Mike Pryor?

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  145. thank you so much 5:19 and 5:25. That is an atrocious thing to do. And girls from nice families with good breeding would never dream of stealing. What a sad, sad little girl. Thanks again.

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  146. Yeah, Julia got a black eye from her boyfriend's sister after she stole his credit card and charged thousands on it---$3,000 maybe?

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  147. Those reader screen shot "submissions" seem awfully suspicious. I suspect that are not actually from "readers" but rather material cribbed from other sites. In true Julia fashion...

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  148. excel spreadsheets of guys she dates and seasonal analysis? the fuck? waaaaaaaackjob

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  149. The way Julia leans in to Meghan for a fake hug and the way Meghan slightly pulls away is really really funny.

    Julia's best summer date: "Romeo and Juliet in the park...OK I sorta lied it was with my mom". Wow, fail. Kinda like mom's 7 layer casserole or whatever it was.

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  150. At the very beginning, Mary and Meghan's voices are all low and calming. Once Julia opens her mouth, all I hear is "WAA WAAA WAAAAAAMP"

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  151. Mike Pryor is Michael. The guy she went out with after Alex. Well, i think cheated on Alex with, but whatever. That was the one who flew to Chicago to get her to go to new years eve with him - because she was going to south africa with some other guy. But turns out she was in chicago with a DIFFERENT guy. Oh, and Michael was the one that she said did the best christmas ever for her. So I guess thats how she repaid him. SO NICE!

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  152. I wonder how Julia's parents feel about having a daughter that treats everyone like shit??? I mean, they raised and created that monster.

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  153. It's kind of funny that she had guys fly her out to exotic places but wouldn't give them anything for it. As if she didn't know it would be expected from someone like her and really the ONLY reason they'd even do it in the first place. Feign innocence! She's just so sparkling and fab that guys will take her wherever without expectations! No. She was basically a sugar baby who wouldn't put out and was cut off and distances from right after that realization was reached. I'm sure that expectation comes partly from her being spoiled insanely by her father and thinking that all men in the future would act in kind. Except she didn't owe her father much aside from achievement (maybe) and the men who were giving her stuff wouldn't be satisfied with that - she should have settled in that role instead of um, trying to make that fuck you money with her failing business. SAD :(

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  154. Little off topic: Her "ugh, I just got invited to a conference in Dublin" ... etc.
    Translation from Julia legalese: Randi Zukerberg just got invited to a conference in Dublin and asked me if I wanted to come too."

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  155. Those lipdubs are truly the most excruciatingly embarrassing things ever. I cannot even get through them. Thank you, Michael McDonald, for taking on this task.

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  156. gotta ask... is julia wearing anything in this lipdub? i mean, she filmed it the day after WHCD, and she is still wearing the same earrings. did she not sleep, or not have anywhere to sleep? is she not wearing any kind of top? or the dress she wore to the dinner, just rolled down out of the frame?

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  157. Remember, she reportedly only packed 2 (3?) gowns and a slanket for the trip. Maybe she's wearing one of the alternatives and hiding it so as not to inspire "walk of shame" ideas... or maybe just the slanket? ::shudder::

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