Honey, can we talk? I am all for raising my voice in song. I was on your most! favorite! show! ever! last night. I hope against hope that you saw me and got a little wet, you know, down there. Nom. Nom. Nom.
The point here is that it is okay to fake raise your voice in fake song all you like. But what is with no body shots here? I don't remember any previous fake sing-a-longs that so desperately clung to the head and facial region alone.
Show us what you got, baby! Real men like to get behind a big giggly ass and have some cushion for that pushin'. Ooh, child. Don't hide in shame, show us that BOOTY.