Saturday, May 2, 2009

Yulia: She party with the man who make her look the middle age!


Dr. Bobby Buka on the roof of the Dream Hotel

I no know about you, but I would not be hanging out with the man who puts me in the time machine and punches the fast forward. Also, he looks totes young. What, he save the best magical injectibles for himself?!?!

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  1. I would ever never go to a "dr" who would wear that sweater let alone purchase that sweater

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  2. Just a reminder that Meghan used to date Dr. Bobby. Carry on.

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  3. That sweater is horrifying. What the fuck?

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  4. I would let him put his (surgically bigger) penis in me. I just say.

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  5. How far did he get with Meghan? Between her thighs?

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  6. Here, Meghan, I have an injection for you....

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  7. So what is this guy, the hipster plastic surgeon? Who other than some ridiculous Williamsburg hipster would walk around in public wearing that hideous sweater? Oh yeah, the same douche who manages to talk girls in their 20s into ruining their faces.

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  8. Cosby Sweater and nerd glasses. Oh so hipster! A hipster who puts restlyn in the faces of women under 30.

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  9. Mary really does have advanced crow's feet for a woman her age.

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  10. he is demented and like to parade around his monster creations in public. its like a horror story

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  11. Mary's facial lines don't detract from her good looks. She looks like someone her age with soft skin. Julia's mania to be forever young has turned her face into a plastic mask.

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  12. He is so affected, as much as a clown as jackles.

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  13. So the sequence of events on Jackles' lifecast would seem to indicate she was on a date with Dr Bobby peoples!

    WTF // FTW???

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  14. He's so unattractive he makes me want to punch *myself* in the face. Paging Dr Zizmor!

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  15. Why in the heck would someone her age get injections into her laugh lines at that early an age? There's no way she started to get jowls or even creases in her 20s. Sounds like this guy sold her some bogus "preventative" pitch and got her to do it hoping she'd sleep with him in return.

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  16. narcissist headbandMay 3, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    Anon 8:40: LOL Dr. Zizmor!
    Russian Girl: I'm with ya. Even though he must be a total douche de bag.

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  17. narcissist headbandMay 3, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    Ugh, just checked out NS...why the FUCK is she going to the white house correspondents dinner???!?!?!
    And why is she trying on bridal dresses to go to same?
    Serves me right for clicking onto her site.

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  18. If any doctor had done to my face what Dr. Bobby did to Julia's, I'd kick him in the balls - NOT take him out partying.

    Yea, I'd definitely go to Dr. Zizmor before I'd ever go to this assclown.

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  19. NH - don't fret over the WHCD thing, since it's become a trainwreck watching party. Just a few years ago, Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne were invited guests.

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  20. isn't she only even going as a guest of Randi Z?

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  21. According to this (http://gawker.com/5236415/dc-is-so-excited-for-prom), Ed Westwick will be there, too. And Demi! And Ashton!
    I therefore truly hope she finds a way to wear this overpriced bridal wear monstrocity. Nothing says "stay away from the crazy" better than showing up at a black tie event in a friggin' wedding gown.
    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2upg3kk&s=5

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  22. Why wouldn't Miss Havesham don a wedding gown to visit the scene of former glories? It makes perfect sense to me.

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  23. Just to be clear, Dr. Bobs is OUT. So, there is no hopeful flirtation on Jules part.

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  24. What do you mean? Like out gay?

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  25. Or is it out as he has a gf or wife?

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  27. I wonder why she's implying rather strongly that this was a first ddate then?

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  29. But I thought he dated Megs, TJ???? She posted about it! Wassup with your knowledge today!? No PhD for you!

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  30. I deleted my comment because you could be right 11:39. I am quite sure that he's not on the market. But I could be wrong. As far as Megs, I always thought that was a huge joke. People also said she dated Ty (the hair dresser) and megs never dated Ty.

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  31. I stand correct, Meghan dated Dr. Bobby. My apologies to PP and the rest. I still think the first date comment, though, just meant it's really INTENSE.http://meghan.nonsociety.com/lifecast/14870631--

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  32. I guess. That's now how I took it - to me it came off like her usual hint hint wink dropping implication bullshit.

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  33. now/not. sorry im commment on my phone at church. pics soon!

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  34. I gotta say, i also read it like she was not very subtly suggesting she and her Face-wrecker went on a date last night.

    Who cares, she is pretty much useless at this point. The hate blogs have scared her into submission it seems.

    Ha!

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  35. So wait she went to a very thought provoking movie called Ruined and yet no content posts about the movie..

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  36. no stupid over-exaggerated "shock" faces with hand over mouth, pointing at sex slavery images? come on julia. where is the a-game?

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  37. It's a theater piece. However, you're right. She does have a habit of snapping pics anywhere and everywhere, including theaters.

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  38. http://vimeo.com/1440334

    i love how this is a 9 month look back into why shes blown up (physically) in the past.

    i also love how this whole video is supposed to be a look into what its like to live differently.

    and ew @ her eating cupcakes and putting them back in the box and then eating them again.

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  39. She's just trying to be cute and coy because boys are around. It's a normal trick.

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  40. "WOW that play was deep and thought-provoking! Unfortunately, I'd rather stare at my navel than devote another moment of time to mull over and write about something else."

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  41. from meghan's post: "Mostly, I would get the much needed attention to fill my baron heart."

    It's barren, you fucking idiot. AAaaaaaagh.

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  42. oh, that is what she meant by baron heart. I did not even get it, I thought it was some California slang...
    wow, i only saw that kind of horrible spelling among the learning disabled kids at my suburban high school.

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  43. Lily Allen's "The Fear" is the cornerstone of Julia's philosophy.

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  44. I am going to the WH Corresondent's Dinner (I am an actual journalist and have gone a few times)... the actual dinner itself is a big zoo -- think your high school prom, times about 400. Held at the Hilton in the biggest dining hall in the world, so no, not exclusive.

    The big parties (so far) are the Creative Coalition/HBO screening on Friday night, and Tammy Hadad's media party on Saturday afternoon (which I cannot imagine JA will get invited to). Neither Bloomberg or VF are hosting after parties this year (THOSE were fun!) Instead, Jason Binn is hosting an after party this year -- and, it's Jason Binn, so how exclusive can it be?

    My instinct is that JA will cover the WHCD much the same way she did Obama's Inauguration (which was an amazing event to be there in person) -- all about me, me, me, me... but if I spot JA -- shall let you know.

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  45. take secret pics! she does it to other people, so...

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  46. Wow! Her face in her head to toe shot is scary! She has really ruined her looks.

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  47. I wonder if the WH dress post was followed up by an email to Bergdorf's PR about the new post about one of their dresses? LOL. Hence, "I'd die to wear this..."

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  48. It's not hard to get into the WHCD. It's also not "cool" to attend this year.

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  49. Can't believe I am going to say this, but fair's fair: I actually think Julia's black-and-white outfit for the play last night was appropriate and becoming. Lose the affected hairband and I would even say it was a really good choice for her.

    This is news on the order of man bites dog.

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  50. Why do I ever visit that site? It just infuriates me. For someone who claims to be so interested in fashion and all things pretty and especially pink how did she not know that the Nars "Schiap" color refers to Elsa Schiaparelli? This girl really is a dim bulb. Does she ever read those fashion magazines she brayed about giving away to the less fortunate or did she just look at the pretty pictures and imitate the poses. Maybe later she'll say she was only kidding just like that Marisa Tomei at the Oscars flub she made.

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  51. Anon1:23: Of COURSE it was. That was my very first thought when I saw those photos. She's trying to get someone to let her wear that dress.

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  52. The WHCD has a famous "freak show" aspect to it, as news orgs vie to see who can score the most prominent and/or notorious guests. (Remember Fawn Hall? She was the most-remarked attendee one year way back when.)

    The year I went (yes, as an actual working journalist), I sat a table with Dr. Ruth. No kidding. It was bizarre fun. Julia's not famous enough to qualify as a notable part of the freak show (not, say, like Clinton fave Markie Post, who was the blonde du jour that year), but she'll be part of the freak show nonetheless. And will undoubtedly spend the better part of her evening stalking the truly famous. Run for yer lives, Ashton & Demi!!! Julia Allison will be working that Meghan Asha connection for all it's worth.

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  53. Super rich Julia Allison can't afford to buy a dress?

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  54. Jack the BulldogMay 3, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    I have two friends who sneak into the WHCD parties each year. The event has a complete side show carny aspect to it, with the press usually going nuts over folks like Sanjaya from American Idol. A z-list celebutard like Jackles, a celebrity only in her own mind, should fit right in. However, I doubt that Arianna Huffington will be escorting our lady of crashed conferences this time around

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  55. @ Jacy & Anon

    She will never get that Monique Lhuillier dress. It's a Bergdorf's exclusive and they probably got 20 (if they are luck) in like 3 sizes to distribute amongst all the Bergies. I'm surprised she had the nerve to try it on. Those types of Ballgowns demand at least 1 attendant to help put on (it's like bridal shopping) and stores really frown upon wasting their time on a fragile $9,000 dress. God, I'd never have the nerve. Shame on her.

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  56. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't people attending the WHCD typically wear understated, simply gowns? I took a look back and photos from recent WHCD and it's black tie, tuxs for men, and most of the women wear rather understated dresses. A big ball gown seems rather gauche.

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  57. Although, her best buddy Megan McCaine wore a bright tent dress last year (nice color, bad cut for her)

    http://www.polichicksonline.com/Meghan%20McCain%20White%20House%20Corresp%20Dinner%20Getty.jpg

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  58. Here's hoping for pictures of her being double bitch slapped by Demi Mooer and Jessica Szohr (spelled how?) or at least with some red punch on the precious dress and some serious explaining to do to Bergdorf's.
    I really wish they give her the dress, but I doubt that they are very interested in outfitting the spokesperson of the whacky crowd. I agree with JA that the dress would be perfect, albeit for completely different reasons.

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  59. Anyone else think it's weird that suddenly Meghan writes a post referring to being in San Francisco?

    Someone is clearly trying to downplay her travels to the Bay Area.

    Perhaps after writing that embarrassing "baron heart" post a year ago she's learned how to keep her dating habits quiet.

    Good think none of us are that stupid to forget who she's likely boinking.

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  60. Maybe she's always left with Baron Heart, son of Baroness Heart!

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  61. It's really gross to try on ball gowns of that calibre with no intent to purchase.

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  62. $4:42 You can bet those sales people were pissed! That's a "special purchase" item and in most cases requires a call ahead for a fitting etc. I've seen UES ladies dressed to the nines ask salespeople to try on similar numbers and they've been shamed into not trying on, if they have no intention to purchase. She must have begged. Either that, or she has a friend who works at Bergdorfs.

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  63. you all sound like a bunch of pretentious, waspy, dried up cunts.

    "OMG, a POOR had the NERVE to try on a dress... OF THAT CALIBER... even though she's poor!"

    Get over it.

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  64. Um...
    a) she's not poor. Girl spends $65 A DAY on cleanse juice. She could easily purchase and return if she wanted it that badly.
    b) she's trying on a dress OF THAT CALIBER in order to have someone loan it to her for free.

    And please. You may think comments "sound" a certain way, but what you've just described is exactly the image she's been trying to portray for years. So yeah. Take it and uh, "get ova it". Nice that you took "cunt" from her playbook though, that's one of her fave words!

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  65. Yes 5:04. Get all bajiggity over the reaction rather than the fact that she knows she cannot afford the dress and won't be buying it, but nevertheless will go try it on, photograph it in the mirror for a blog (as if we don't know the intent there, this isn't new behavior). Why can't she go to Forever 21 and do the same? Or does that make me a poor now for even suggesting it?

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  66. @Anon 5:04

    No, Jules is not poor. She's aspirational in the most disgusting, obscene way.

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  67. 05.04:
    Julia can only be regarded as piss poor when it comes to matters of class, culture, sophistication and basic human decency. Unfortunately that Daddy or Nana can't buy for you.

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  68. A dress like that is all hand stitched and represents hours of seamstress manpower. She has no respect for fashion. She attended fashion week and acted like she was too intellectual and above it all, as if wearing a cheap wrap dress and extremely passe suede manolos or aldo knock offs to shows wasn't insult enough.

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  69. She wahnts that dress because she's an attention whore. It's a fluffy, inappropriate disney princess outfit that people will stare at, and it's enormously expensive which will also make it a status symbol. That's my take on it.

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  70. *wants. phone keypad typing skillz fail!

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  71. totes, pp
    convo if she got the dress:
    "who made your dress?"
    "OMG MONIQUE LHUILLIER!"
    she WOULD namedrop that it was a loaner from BG, to seem humble and not-namedroppy, but to show cache re: loan from Bergdorfs. luhame.

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  72. Is that Rachel Maddow?

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  73. Do these girls ever get fcked or what?

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  74. anyone else think dr. bobby has a creepily similar appearance to jakob?

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  75. @Anon 9:30 - Everything about Dr. Bobby is creepy. Also, yes.

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  76. I thought the cleanse juice a freebie because she's so famous.

    Stores don't let people pull samples because they pay for the merchandise, with exception to studio services if they have it.

    If Julia was status, she'd be able to buy that dress. No surprise here.

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  77. Bergdorf's doesn't loan out gowns...they're not in the rentals business and a used $9K gown is worth $0 to them. I doubt JA could even afford to get it cleaned. Poor Julia: there are women in NYC with annual clothing budgets of $100K+, and she's just not one of them.

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  78. Julia has no job and no real income. I'm sure the parents can afford their big Midwestern lifestyle but doubt they're just handing it over to Julia. Not a big deal but let's be frank: She has zero money, and bet the lifeline to the family is just covering the bills.

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  79. I agree, I don't think she is as money as a lot of you think. Grammy might be paying rent but that won't last forever. She is currently less than nobody on the fame scale; she is making it brayingly clear on her shitsite that she expects a monique l gown to wear. Unfortunately the past what, three events? she hasn't been able to get shit for loaners from anyone.

    Maybe if she spent less time posting pics of dresses and more time creating actual fucking content that got readers she could manage to get back up the relevancy ladder.

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  80. Her free loaners from Ilus have dried up. Mary still gets them but not Julia. She's stuck with sample sale shit.

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  81. I thought she just went to some omgomg betsey johnson sample sale? How could she not find something there to wear to WHCD?

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  82. Hmmm.. perhaps she no longer fits in the sample size. :/

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