Friday, May 1, 2009

Julia: An Expert on Posture

After Tweeting from the National Magazine Awards last night about OMG!!! Running into Anna Wintour in the ladies room!!! She's a celebrity, people!!!! ... there was this:

Interesting observation: Anna Wintour doesn’t have good posture! And seemed quite nervous & awkward speaking, or overwhelmed … I wasn’t sure which. Although she does have a lovely British accent.

Jackles oughta know about good posture/good posing. I mean just look at her here! Arm on hip? Check. Tits thrust out? Check. Tummy sucked in? Check. Fake cheesy smile plastered on her face? Check. Only the good side of her face showing? Check. Someone in the photo with her looking to hell like she wishes she wasn't? Check!



Also, here's yet another celebrity (economist Nouriel Roubini) that she's pissed off:

sonadelite: @pasher - you know about the "artwork" in his apartment right? That's why no more media allowed in, thx to Julia Allison

178 comments:

  1. LOL. So she can comment on other people and they can't and shouldn't on her? Hilarious. I suppose forcing your fuller frame into an unnatural lordotic stance and talking in circles on subjects one knows nothing about at obscure (read: meaningless) talks are the thing these days!

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  2. Anon: I just updated the post to add the vulva wall controversy.

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  3. Aww they were getting along so famously in Davos!

    Sad :(

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  4. I am so fucking sick of her stupid POSE. It's so 2006, not to mention she basically ripped right from Paris Hilton. Jill, for your own sake, find a new pose.

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  5. If Anna Wintour smiled at her in the bathroom, it's because she has notoriously bad vision. She does that to anything moving in her path. Tryst.

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  6. Here's what I don't get: tickets to the NMAs are like, $200 a pop. I can't imagine that any publication sent her to the awards as a representative or to cover it...so how the hell did she get in? Did she really spend that much to go? (I thought she was broke?) And furthermore, what the hell is she doing there, anyway? She doesn't work for any magazine anymore, so WTF? I don't know why this bothers me so much, yet it does...

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  7. She probably got invited by someone else. That's how she gets 99% of the shit she has in her life - from other people.

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  8. Julia ruined all future invites to Roubini's parties? Frankly, those two deserve each other and would make the perfect couple in my book. I'm rather surprised.

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  9. @8:50 publications like TONY buy them in bulk. She mentioned it last minute. I'm sure she got 1 from Tony or a "friend" at another publication. They're not that hard to come by. Trust me. I work in the industry and had, like, 5 offers of extra tickets.

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  10. Julia Allison got invited to the event by Rachel Sklar. She doesn't work for any publication anymore and doesn't get press access to things under "Nonsociety." Hilarious that she tweets that she's so proud of TONY and Wired. Still trying to work that connection, even though she no longer writes for them and that Wired cover is OLD. How many times is she going to mention OMG WIRED!!!!!

    Did she stock up on those tent dresses - one in every color? Christ, they are really unflattering. It looks like a nightgown.

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  11. I think what she's doing is "name dropping" - she mentions these people because it makes her look as though she moves in important circles.

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  12. Anon 9:03, no. I was going to exercise but instead I decided to eat an Easy Mac & Tater Tot with chili casserole and drink Bud Ice out of red solo cups. *sob* MY LIFE IS SO EMPTY, ANON!

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  13. Clearly it was her cover of WIRED to win it a National Magazine Award and not, you know, all of the people who work there every day (yes Jules, a job, imagine!) building the brand. Credit-stealing ho.

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  14. Newbie, this is completely the norm. If she hasn't name-dropped the event or person, it simply did not happen.

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  15. "F F Mothereffing F. My iPhone just DIED - like, out of nowhere, DEAD. And it won't turn back on. Not battery related. WTF? HELP!!!
    about 15 hours ago from web"

    I love how Julia Baugher has a mini meltdown when she thought her IPHONE!!! died right before she got to be in a room with important people. MUST BE ABLE TO TWEET REFLECTED GLORY IN REAL TIME!!!! MUST ASSERT RELVANCY!!! MOTHER EFFING F!!!!

    Julia is such a sad bottom feeder. She has to go to "important" events and provide excessive tweets and pictures because she can't let go of the twisted, desperate notion that she "has something to prove."

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  16. I can't believe she took a photo of artwork in someone else's home without permission. That's so rude.

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  17. Poor Julia Allison. Scores a last-minute invite to the National Magazine Awards--the year they have to cut back on the food budget. No post-awards chocolate fountain for Our Lady of the Cupcakes. I swear I am not making this up.

    So, waah--no carefully posed shots of Jules feeding chocolate-daubed morsels to male editors. Hmm...would Anna Wintour stand still for one of those?

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  18. Because you know, not serving marshmallows on toothpicks for dicktease attention whores to rub on her strategic relationships is THE END OF AN ERA, INDEED.

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  19. i find myself coming back here too much, drawn to the scene of the accident, wondering when the final crackup will come ... days, weeks, months, longer? srsly. how long can this go on?

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  20. @10:26-Julia's final crack up?

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  21. @Anonymous said...
    @10:26-Julia's final crack up?

    ... yes ... when will it be? and what will it look like? (i watched the movie "network" this weekend)

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  22. Don't worry PP, Big Brother (aka JACY) already deleted my post about you.

    Sweet, huh.

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  23. Anon 1026, I have been lurking around here since the beginning and it seems like the crack up would have happened by now - the late night videos, the slutty easter outfit, the married men stalking, the tumblr fiasco, the intern fiasco... I could go on. I think for as long as Julia's parents and grandma continue to ignore/finance Julia's "career" choices - she has no other job and sources of income besides blogging her weekly mental breakdowns - then the lunacy will continue. She is beyond seeing that she needs help and she will never hit rock bottom as long as she has the means to continue with her behavior. Plus, besides a few dozen watchers over here, she's really a nonentity so most people are beyond the realm of giving a shit what she does or doesn't do. We're just here to watch the trainwreck and pass the popcorn.

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  24. Jacy Is The New JA - Bummer. I thought it was pretty funny.

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  25. @panty thief

    ..... hmmmm ... so maybe it's actually in progress ... this could be steady state for some time as long as the subsidized $$ lasts

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  26. also:

    will j* ever get another gig on tv? (real tv not pretend tv)

    will j* ever get another magazine gig?

    discuss

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  27. An infinite trickle of consciousness, brought to you by Daddy War- and Granny bucks. What a waste of resources.

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  28. I cosign with Panty Thief. We will be denied the final cathartic breakdown that should otherwise happen. Julia is like a fractal, she is constantly breaking down, but each breakdown is just the same pattern at a different level. The only time she ever really had a sudden change in behavior was after the Lodwick laptop affair.

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  29. Julia Allison is like a rat terrier whose teeth are firmly affixed to the pants leg of fame. She will not lose her hold on the fraying cuff until time runneth out, or the Twelfth of Never.

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  30. This magazine awards thingy looks pretty sad. I have seen more lavish shit in the Midwest. Is NYC finally turning back into a shit-infested wasteland? Really, Lincoln center looks like an AMC theater. And those dresses, blah (err blerg).

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  31. I predict that once her strategic relationships dry up she will move back to Chicago and dick around there, looking for a rich guy to marry. I'm sure at some point her mom will lose her biscuits on her and cut her off financially (I predict somewhere around Jillybean's 30th).

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  32. CRAZY RUMOUR OF THE WEEK:

    Julia made a video of herself masturbating and e-mailed it to some lawyer guy. Her stupid dog was barking the whole time in the background.

    Talk about a TRAINWRECK of EPIC PROPORTIONS.

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  33. From the National Magazine Awards report on Gawker:

    Many of the winners of the actual awards who actually worked in the magazine industry were sitting towards the back, but you know who was sitting right up front? Julia Allison. No shit. That is why the magazine industry is dying.Media kryptonite reaches a whole new level.

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  34. Fractals? Anon 1056, are you Brother Britt?! :) What was her change in behavior after the laptop affair? Becoming even more obnoxious? I seem to remember Julia Allison "quitting the internet" after the jakobandjulia.com debacle, but in true form she was back about a week later carrying on like nothing happened. It's really sort of sad how her parents ignore/feed/tolerate her nasty behavior. You'd think when Julia went to church in that get up and pulled out her iPhone and started snapping pictures in the middle of church services like she was a 7 year old who didn't know better, momsers would have said something. But no. They continue to coddle Little Miss Princess Woman Child like they've checked her out of the psych ward for the day and are indulging her every wish.

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  35. PP,

    She must burn at least $60K per year in NYC - $36K on rent alone. Maybe NS can cover the rent, though, since Mary took all the sponsors with her, I doubt it. Will her parents really lay out that much cash to keep her there. Momser's doesn't work and Daddy warbucks will want to retire at some point, so, ya, I think she is headed towards Chicago even though she seems in denial about it. We may never see the breakdown, but at least we will witness the non-triumphant return to the Windy City.

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  36. Anon 1103, that's a pathetic plant right up there with the boob job. ZZZZZ. Take a lesson from Kim Kardashian and actually make a sex tape, Julia Allison. It's about the only fame currency you haven't spent yet. Might want to work out a bit beforehand, though. No one wants to see those pasty thunder thighs.

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  37. narcissist headbandMay 1, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    what i don't get is that julia posted an article on NS about how the event was minimized this year, reflecting the state of the industry and the state of the economy in general. one of the points mentioned was that "only winners would be allowed into the after-party." yet there is miss baugher, tweeting and blogging from the after-party. how did she get in, surely she did not win anything, and if TONY did, i thought she was fired?!?!?

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  38. Panty Thief,

    Ya, I was thinking of the "quitting the internet" thing. That was an outlier. Even if she did come back, it was definitely an abrupt change in behavior - completely unexpected and never repeated.

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  39. Julia is queen of lawyerspeak. She says all the time that she does not get money from her parents and that might be true - because it's dear old Let It Unfold Granny that bankrolls her NYC apartment and lifestyle. Nonsociety and TMI earn peanuts.

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  40. That rumor wasn't about Julia, 11:03. It was about another blogger. I can't remember who it was that blogged about it. Frangry maybe?

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  41. Just like Davos, SXSW, foo camp and about a million other parties and events, Julia Allison weaseled her way into the awards and afterparty last night on the coattails of someone else - probably Rachel Sklar. She is a bottom feeder. People routinely and openly mock her but she doesn't care.

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  42. A lot of bloggers quit the internet or go private. Usually it occurs when they were outed as being nut case. They make their departure about how mean people can be and how they need to take time for themselves and stop over sharing. Nah. They stop blogging so they don't give people any more evidence that they're insane trainwrecks.

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  43. Julia will never stop blogging because she truly believes everything she says is fascinating, interesting or something that people actually want to read. We like to read because she's a nutball trainwreck with mental issues, not because she has something important to say. And most of the time, her nutball trainwreck antics are pretty damn tedious. And she will never go away because she's is stuck in a perpetutal state of do nothingness. Money/job is not a factor because grandma sends her cash. Friends aren't a factor because she's deluded enough to think her strategic relationships are friendships. Men will never be a factor because no one is dumb enough to date or marry her - even matchmaker douches. There will be no wake up call or change in lifestyle because she doesn't have the self awareness to ever change.

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  44. I think everyone is a little nutty...imagine your life being broadcasted on the internet. Are you always the picture of mental health and wise decisions? Seriously, who is?

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  45. OK this guy is creeping me the fuck out..... http://twitter.com/PhilippeKeb - It's like Julia is Ashton and he is Julia. CREEEEEPY

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  46. "imagine your life being broadcasted on the internet"

    As in, against my will, or voluntarily? What about as an active participant in said broadcasting?

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  47. Jacy is the new JA - that makes no sense. Julia VOLUNTARILY puts her life and mental issues online for anyone and everyone to see - and actively promotes her online presence. She has no one to blame but herself when people ridicule her.

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  48. The Non-Nutty BloggerMay 1, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    As a blogger myself, I can assure you that I will never be accused of being "nutty." Maybe too social for my own good, but certainly not "nutty."
    Then again, I don't feel the need to post photos of me wearing slankets around home, or videos of me having 2am mental breakdowns, or postings of various inane little conversations/phonecalls/e-mails I have with family/friends, or photos from my friend's hospital room that I mention repeatedly because he has cancer.

    But that's just me, so I digress.

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  49. PhilippeKeb = just another creepy dude in Julia's fanbase. Funny how none of her actual peers are fans of her 'work' -- just creepy men and chubby Scary Sadshaws who want to emulate her sad life.

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  50. Media kryptonite - BEST NAME EVER (apart from mine that I stole from partypants but she let me 'cause I was totally channeling Jankles)

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  51. I think this is what we're dealing with here and it's so much her essence, I doubt we'll see great changes in her behavior. Sad as that is. http://psychcentral.com/disorders/sx36.htm

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  52. Cuppy - glad to do it, considering the internet is about sharing and hugs, amirite?

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  53. Sad for who? Her parents perhaps. But they obviously don't care enough to get her help. Sad for us? No way! Pass the box of wine -- the trainwreck pulls into crazytown on a daily basis and I will be here to watch, point my finger and cackle.

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  54. PP,

    You mean sharing, hugs, and porn.

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  55. Kids teased me in middle school (for not wearing wranglers and being a precocious idiot, among other things), and it bothered me less when I told myself that it didn't matter what they thought of me; I had my sights set on bigger and better things than middle-school popularity.

    And I think this same line of thinking is maybe why Julia can function without having a panic attack every four minutes. Maybe she tells herself that she lives "above" the "bourgeois" standards most criticism invokes: that those doling it out aren't mature or sophisticated or visionary as she. She functions on a such a higher plane than normal people, and every harsh word confirms her specialness.

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  56. 11:10. Lawyerspeak indeed. As well as "stretching/massaging the truth" (her words exactly to MIT Innovation Club) and being "always technically truthful" (her words exactly to SM). Would either of those just be nicer ways of framing 'pathological liar/exaggerator'?

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  57. Good catch 11:59. Also explains her utter hypocrisy in doing the same things she accuses others of regularly.

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  58. Did you guys see this at the end of last night's insane thread?

    "I decided to stay anonymous but I would like to thank this site for opening my eyes. I'm glad I found it googling Julia's name.

    I am a marketing director of a large cosmetics company and we're launching a social media campaign. I was considering sponsoring Julia Allison, as one of the main women involved, I thought she had many fans. She does indeed but the online negativity regarding her is just too overwhelming. I would be afraid the negative image could spill on our brand.

    I decided to consider someone new, eventhough Julia, a very pretty woman would have been perfect for the campaign.

    A very eye-opening site."

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  59. SS, I saw that and I call bullshit.

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  60. Ya, the thread last night was all BS. It was an information warfare thread with a lot of gamesmanship. That was probably a counterattack against the Toolia trolls. I think Toolia might have planned last night's festivities though. It was kind of convenient that she could claim she was at the awards while RBNS was being flooded.

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  61. One big hint is that it is impossible to find this site by googling Julia's name. Julia has pretty much buried this site. She uses a lot of tricks to distance herself from NS. Like, in her twitter profile, she uses the xojulia.com site to redirect to NS so that Google does not make an explicit link between JA and NS. She can be quite cunning, that Toolia.

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  62. paaahtypants.... the love is truly felt.

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  63. Exactly, 12:24. She also been in touch with Blogger to try to get them to shut it down.

    Last night's bullshit was either one or two crazies with an ex to grind against RBNS for some reason. Probably the racist whose comments keep getting deleted or someone equally disturbed and with way too much invested on the commenting here. The intrawvebs... it's a wonderful thing but it sure does bring out the psychotics.

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  64. God, her reputation on twitter is just getting worse and worse. She might want to distance herself from twitter. It's a treasure trove! I think that NY Mag story

    gloriahawa: @juliaallison what have your parents done to you??
    about 12 hours ago fr

    ThirdWorldGirl: "As a woman I know I have an expiration date" what a dumb twat this Julia Allison is.
    about 17 hours ago from txt

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  65. *I think that the New York Mag story has brought her even more negative attention on twitter.

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  67. I'm sure Juhu will have twitter take those meany meanerton commentw down pout :((

    I feel like I'm witnessing the formation of a white dwarf in real time.

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  68. she probably used that reputation defender thing that megan wrote about to changer her google search results. didn't it change around the same time they wrote about that?

    when I do a blog search for her RBNS shows up on the 2nd page. a regular google search does seem to have this site buried pretty well though. the jay cutler stuff seemed to do a good bit of the burying too. time to do more advertising for rbns :)

    and those crazies last night? any chance we start deleting that kind of thing if it happens again Jacy? it's so easy to hijack the comments if someone has a mission and those kind of comments are able to stand

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  69. I love it that @Julia follows @Julia Allison on twitter. Since they reappropriated @nonsociety, however, nothing but crickets and tumbleweeds over there.

    http://twitter.com/Julia

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  70. "One person who has been successful in pushing down offensive content is oft-skewered Web personality Julia Allison. Ms. Allison’s name search incorporates many of the above tips. Ms. Allison also changed her last name, which is another way to clean your Web footprint, as is using a middle initial."

    http://gadgetwise.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/22/how-to-manage-your-reputation-online/

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  71. Julia in collegeYep, it really scrubs up your web footprint. She's a jacklesass.

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  72. JA has invested a lot of $$$ in fixing up her personal online brand. RBNS is like 2nd or 3rd in a NS search on Google though.

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  73. @Ironic Slanket
    Thank Goodness old giggly stole the Julie account from its original user. She clearly needs it.

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  74. Yeah, but Gawker still shows up as number six when you do a search for Julia Allison and there is a TON of negative and damaging shit on there. I think RBNS needs to change their headers and banner to be more Julia Allison centric.

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  75. Sure, Total Jing, she needs to keep tabs on the other Julia. We can only savour the mildly schizophrenic touch of this.

    The audacity of claiming the right to use a first name a person shares with billions of others is one of a kind. I think I'll harrass twitter to give me @girl because that's MY prerogative.

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  76. we need to start using her full name more, would that make a difference? or add julia allison to the blog title, "reblogging nonsociety & julia allison"? RBNSJA, kind of a mouthful

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  77. I asked twitter to hand over partypants. I got a big nothing of a response.

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  78. Julia Allison commandeering @Julia on twitter is just another step to distance herself from "Julia Allison." "Julia Baugher" has a shitty online reputation and now so does "Julia Allison." She figures if she can just do a first name like Oprah, she can escape yet another ruined reputation. Pretty soon she will just be down to "J."

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  79. While Mary wants to be More than Mary, Julia Allison Baugher wants to be Just Julia.

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  80. I think that part of the problem is that "rebloggingnonsociety.blogspot.com" does not contain the string "juliaallison". Google seems to put a lot of weight on URL strings for some reason. I think RBNS comes up on high on a NS search because it contains NS.

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  81. I wouldn't worry about Julia's google results. Let her try to clean up her image. As soon as people meet her, they will know what she is about. She had a horrible reputation in college and then changed her name. But now she has a horrible reputation in NY. And on the web. And on Twitter. And at Time Out. And Star.

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  82. Gawker wrote about Anna Wintour's posture too yet somehow the description came off sounding a million times less obnoxious than Julia's.

    It isn't just that she name drops constantly, or even that she deigns to criticize and offer the same type of commentary she condemns if it's directed at her even minutely. It's that there seems to be such an undertone of her taking pleasure in trying to bring someone down a notch when she makes public comments about other people. Usually if her comments aren't totally sycophantic then they are totally dismissive and ugly.

    Julia's descriton of Wintour feels nasty, Gawker's feels actually kind of concerned or sympathetic. Gawker paints it in a temporary light saying maybe she's sick etc., while Julia practically assigns a permanent affliction to the woman, saying she doesn't have good posture as if that's her regular stance and that she's quite possibly nervous and awkward. Yeah it must have been from being in the presense of the lovely and intimidating Julia Allison that caused that.

    Maybe I'm reading too muc into it but that's the feeling I get from many of her comments, that they're ill-intentioned, and I just got a totally difference sense of Wintour's state at the event from the two different descriptions from Julia and Gawker.

    Also side note, why does she use an exclamation point after everything she says!

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  83. Adrien Field almost makes TMI Weakly watchable. That lil' dude is goin' places.

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  84. Anon 1:47 Maybe if RBNS registered rebloggingjuliaallison.blogspot.com and had it point to this blog with a link? i think the address is available. for now.

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  85. I love that glittery little fairy Adrien. If they were smart(which they aren't, of course), they'd have him become a regular fixture on that shit-show!

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  86. She either sycophants over those wealthier, more successful, more popular, more accomplished than her or passively-aggressively puts them down (likely due to jealousy). I have yet to see an in-between.

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  87. I really think, Julia Allison does not need this site showing up earlier on google to go down, she can take care of that all by herself.

    She does clean up her google results, so what? This may help her to temporarily trick people into throwing her a freebie bown, but I fully trust in her capacity to ruin every strategic relationship she enters like she has done in the past.

    Also, she can doctor google results, but there is little to nothing she can do about the reputation she is building up in the industry and that is what counts. She can't hold on to the jobs she has for very long and is clearly incapable of building a business worth that name.

    She is obnoxious, disses people like Anna Wintour against anyone's better judgement and tries to stay in the media by blurting out other people's private lives. All of this will come back to haunt her eventually.

    Further, time is working against her and so just sit back, relax and let it unfold.

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  88. ^^^^
    freebie BONE that is. how did that happen???

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  89. Hell who cares? In two years her looks will be gone and her BEST BY date will come up, and she will disappear into a frustrated marriage with an upper middle class nobody.

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  90. 2:08 Exactly! She kisses up to get somthing out of them. If she knows she can't or they've somehow rejected her she takes the other approach: jealousy but usually phrased in some sort of passive aggressive way.

    Unrelated but this week's TMI weely is hilarious if you just watch Julia the whole time. I don't think she'd much like the addition of another person, it makes it that much harder for her to get her stage time. It's funny watching her sitting there anxiously waiting for her chance to talk again.

    Her gestures are like that of a child, throwing her arms up, pointing to herself when she makes yet another inance comment. Basically the same as always only amplified by the presense of an additional person.

    Meghan is really awkward in this one too. They should just accept reality and have the only two who can act normaly on camera, Mary and Adrien, remain.

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  91. @2:22PM

    Ya, it's crazy, and that's what I cannot stand about the Julia phenomenon. Objectively, Adrien and Mary are better at doing TMI, but Julia and Meghan are the ones that will remain. Crazy.

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  92. hahahahoha - have you seen this? hilarious. and should prob also be tagged, Real Stories of the Real Julia:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=to%20pull%20a%20Julia%20Baugher

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  93. PP, you seem wedded (HAR HAR. Get it???) to this idea that Julia Allison is going to get married and sail off into obscurity, but I just don't think that's ever going to happen. She can't even get more than two or three dates with matchmaker men - men who PAY to date. She will never, EVER make it to marriage stage on her own. Most guys know how to use google. Those in her peer group already know what a total fraud she is. She's too old and busted for trophy wife material.

    Julia Allison pisses her pants about going to a party... can you image the blog diarrhea that would surround her wedding - a ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE day if there ever was one? That poor schmuck will never make it down the aisle. She doesn't have the discretion to NOT talk about a boyfriend if he requests it. Nothing is sacred - not even Easter and certainly not a wedding. She has ruined her life by choosing to live it online and the price of that choice is being alone for the rest of her life. NO MAN would put up with that.

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  94. On the day that I decide to deblurk and communicate with you guys some trolls decide to jack a thread until the wee hours of this morning? Good gravy, I swear to god you guys, they did not follow me here from anywhere that I know of!

    I think that what makes this statement about Anna sound so aggressive is that little "Although she does have a lovely British accent" qualifier she tacks on at the end. It's like she's being fair and conceding at least ONE positive to poor slouchy Anna.

    I guess even deluded Julia Allison realizes that she will never be associated in any capacity with Vogue so she isn't worried about pre-burning her bridges.

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  95. Meghan annoys the fuck out of me with her idiotic jack-o-lantern maniacal grin she puts on full display when she's on TMI. It's so phoney and awkward. Much like her, which is a shame since she's otherwise a very pretty woman.

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  96. I really don't think the search results are an issue, for this site or Julia. I don't think RBNS cares about their google search results.

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  97. Does anyone know the real reason why that Bravo show got canceled?

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  98. Anyone who thinks Julia will end up married to some rich dude is almost as deluded as she is. No rich man would touch that annoying twat with a ten foot pole. She'd be lucky to score some OLDDDD rich man at this point. From all accounts, she's beyond your typical high maintenance girlfriend.

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  99. @Anon 2:49 - People around here who claim to have inside info have said that the pilot tested really badly with focus groups.

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  100. The Bravo show didn't get canceled - it never got picked up in the first place. The shot a pilot but it tested very negatively with focus groups and Julia's constant lateness to meetings and total diva behavior turned off a lot of the Bravo people. She scorched her bridge there and will never be on a show with them. She can hardly even get a gig on cable news anymore. Utterly unemployable.

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  101. I think the results are an issue for Julia. If not she wouldn't have worked to change them as that article about her suggests she did. As for RBNS the blog authors may not care but this site is also made up of many commenters and some commenters obviously do see it as an issue. I'm not saying it's a huge issue but it's just one thing among many, and it's something to talk about that is slightly different than the usual comments that get repeated on here. It's not like any of this is an important issue , it's all just something to talk about about an annoying person/trainwreck.

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  102. A. Dude, I guess I am just committed (HAR I DONE IT TOO) to my belief that Julia is -just- hot enough that some stupid guy (they are out there, no offense to men) to marry.

    I personally would like to hope from more of the men of the world, but alas. Eventually some North Shore real estate agent will go "Meh. She'll do."

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  103. @pp - "She'll do." Yeah, but not until the 11th date.

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  104. And after the wedding only on scheduled rotational Wednesdays and Fridays.

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  105. I think the Bravo pilot never got picked up because it just didn't generate enough interest. Hundreds of reality show pilots get tossed every year simply because test audiances/sponsors are simply bored by the characters/plots. I don't buy that the test audiances just didn't like Julia; plenty of reality shows have great villians that you love to hate and they make for great television(Omorosa, Puck, Spencer Pratt, Richard Hatch, etc.). Even Paris Hilton, as reviled as she is, can manage to get people to watch her reality show thanks to her trademark vapid charisma.
    I'm guessing these girls and their shallow lives were just either too boring or annoying or a combination of both. Also, none of them are nearly as hot as they think they are.

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  106. I have it "on good authority" that the show wasn't picked up because the audience was just sort of bored. I also understand that they were confused as to what the girls apparently did, or what the reason was for the show, since most folks don't care about watching people make a website. Which, as stated, could've been overlooked had the girls been remotely interesting themselves.

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  107. I wonder if we could buy the pilot from Bravo. That would be a great feature for RBNS. We could have people submit "Mystery Science 3000" type tracks to the video. I, for one, would love it!

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  108. @partypants I totally believe that the audience was bored. I can't bring myself to watch any of their videos/TMI episodes. I would rather watch paint dry. I started to watch that late night video (Where JA is wearing glasses and acting crazy) because everyone here was talking about it so much. I got bored halfway through and logged off. The ONLY thing interesting about JA is hating on JA. The comments on here and on Gawker are hilarious. Oh and Loren Feldman's puppet show!!

    I don't even think JA would make a great villain like Omorosa. Too boring. She has no screen presence at all. Same for Meghan. And Mary can't even move her mouth.

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  109. Methinks Julia Allison is still just a weeeee bit jealous that Mary Rambin captured Madame Wintour's attention & interest during the last Fashion Week. 'Member that?

    Ol Jools loves to throw around the "you're just jealous" pejorative. (See what I did there?) Try it on and see if it fits, Bunny.

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  110. What's funny is that Julia could really capitalize on being a villain or being hated a la Spencer and Heidi but she is way to dumb and insecure to go that route. As proved by the tumblr squashing business, she has this misguided idea that she needs to be - and deserves to be - universally liked. She is her own worst enemy.

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  111. "I used to use twitter much more when I didn't think anyone was following. It was twitter therapy, now I'm just plain twitter shy." - Meghan Asha

    Tell me again why this girl wants to be in the media? I think her dream career is one in which she makes "gadget videos" in her swank NYC pad and then sends them privately to Snowflake for approval.

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  112. 'Meh. She'll do' is about the most romantic utterance I've ever heard... Love it. Imagine this poor fool's surprised when, two months into the marriage, she starts packing on the pounds because all women stop taking care of themselves once they scored the ring. At least that's what I learned from a former dating expert.

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  113. Yeah right Julia Allison just "ran into" Anna Wintour in bathroom. She probably had that place staked out the entire night, ready to make a mad dash whenever she saw an important person go in the loo.

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  114. OMG. I found quotes by "Charles Forman" digging around for info on IT Girls . That guy is hot as hell. Why on earth would she let him get away????

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  115. For those wondering why the Bravo pilot wasn't picked up, imagine this:

    Think of how boring/lame/awkward TMI is. And then think of 30 minutes or an hour of that shit.

    Now are you still wondering why the Bravo pilot wasn't picked up?

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  116. Meghan HATES being a public 'online personality' and has admitted that many times on her blog. Remember her speaking with the online reputation management company? She's very uncomfortable with the fact that she is linked with Julia Allison and so much negative baggage but she really doesn't have anything else going on career wise and she's such a wet noodle that she's too scared to jump ship like Mary. Meghan actually could marry a rich silicon valley guy and sail off into the sunset - she has the smokin hot looks, discretion and a loaded family. Julia, not so much.

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  117. Speaking of boring/lame/awkward, how grotesque were they during that Caress commercial break? Meghan's sitting there all spazztically grinning and giggling like a retard playing with cheese.

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  118. PP, re Charles Forman, Julia Allison didn't so much "let him get away" as he dumped her ass for being, well, an ass. He's just another pompous tech douche like David Karp, Jacob Lodwick, etc. so of course Julia Allison set her laser beams on him and he bailed once the braying got to be too much.

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  119. Simply put: Meghan appears to be an insecure idiot. If anyone needs to get off the internet and get away from Julia before her reputation gets any worse, it's her.

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  120. On TMI Weekly, I find it especially rich that Julia Baugher gets to read the tagline, which is "Make your skin the ultimate fashion statement."

    So I guess her fashion statement is greasy, pale, bloated, waxy and covered in an inch of spackled on foundation and brow pencil?

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  121. Anon, I see. Well, whatever. I like my fellow tech douches, and I like the douchey lead singer of Coldplay. Therefor, this Massengil bag is going on my cubicle wall.

    HAR!

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  122. you guys, tmi weekly isn't even weekly! it's bi- or tri-weekly. try to wrap your brain around that one for a minute.

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  123. http://www.tmiweekly.com/post/12273/my-quarter-life-crisis-in-numbers

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  124. 3:28

    You forgot sparkly!

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  125. Didn't Charles Forman basically go on the record about how kuckoo Julia Allison really is? I remember him mentioning her "founder fetish" in an interview. And that she never had sex with him. And that she would call him at all hours of the night and constantly demanded his attention.

    On that note, this is especially interesting:

    http://www.observer.com/2008/style/charles-forman-s-pot-gold

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  126. Or watch the video here:
    http://gawker.com/5031077/tech-boys-kryptonite-fine-julia-allison

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  127. I know Adrien sometimes gets a bad rap, but I really do think he's a pretty genuine guy. He seems to know his stuff, and know how to present himself in front of a camera

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  128. anon 3:54, don't worry, even I love Sparkles! I mean, Adrian.

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  129. Is she losing it?

    juliaallison: Completely overwhelmed with To-Dos. AHHHH. NOT. ENOUGH. TIME. IN. DAY!!! NOT. ENOUGH. DAYS. IN WEEK! NOT. ENOUGH. WEEKS. IN. MONTH!!!!!
    about 1 hour ago from web


    One person took up the task to continue the chain:

    @juliaallison Not.Enough.Months.In.Year?
    43 minutes ago from web

    Special SATs?

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  130. You can hear Julia braying/squacking all throughout that Charles Forman video. And it all becomes rather clear as to why she scares off potential long-term boyfriends.

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  131. Well crap. I hate his voice. Thanks for the video.

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  132. From: [redacted]
    Date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 9:01 AM
    Subject: that effing brayng sound
    To: omg@tmiweekly.com

    Hello Girls. Can you get rid of that effing braying sound on all the videos? Its hard to hear what you are saying over the braying.

    RNBS..



    Today its make up letters to TMI Weekly day Friday!

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  133. Dear TMIWeekly,

    Stop.

    Love,
    partypants

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  134. Yes Julia, what a busy,glamorous,hectic life you must have!!! When in reality, I'll bet your crazy TODO list goes something like this:

    1pm- Wake up
    2pm- Put on slanket and look at old photos of oneself.
    3pm- Go buy daily green juice for lunch
    4pm- Go back to apartment and obsessively search for online mentions of oneself. Then look at old photos again. Twitter.
    5pm- Stalk latest website founder
    6pm- Put on make-up and clip in new extensions
    7pm- Lipdub with Lilly.
    8pm- E-mail people who matter
    9pm- Dinner with redacted,redacted,redacted
    11pm- DAVID KARP is coming to apartment!!! TAKE LOTS OF PHOTOS AND TALK FOR HOURS!!!
    2am- Go online and look for more mentions of oneself. Twitter.
    3am- Film oneself in slanket
    4am- Look at old photos of oneself
    5am- Attempt to sleep and then Twitter about not being able to sleep.

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  135. I don't know why anyone would want last night's comment-wank to be taken down or stopped again in the future. that shit was AMAZING. It was kind of the best thing that has happened on this site, maybe second only to the Easter outfit or possibly LIU/JILL tattoo. Crazy + Crazy + Crazy = Fun! fun.com, even.

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  136. Interesting observation: Julia Allison doesn’t have big tits! And seemed quite loopy & disconnected speaking, or braying … I wasn’t sure which. Although she does have a lovely midwestern accent

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  137. anon 4:07, you nailed Julia's daily schedule, especially the part about waking up every day after noon and being glued to the internet/twitter/iPhone. She has a serious internet addiction (stalking herself) and sleeping issues. THAT is why she cannot function on any normal basis and has trouble holding down any type of regular gig. Most people work during the day - she sleeps all day.

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  138. Nom, I, too was amused. almost as good as the Night of the Dueling Crazytrains.

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  139. what about the return of the ineffable alexander marquardt???

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  140. Omg I just watched TMI weekly and you can tell that Adrien Fields is NOT amused by Julia. This was actually the first enjoyable episode bc Adrien and Mary are actually watchable and likeable and there was some actual information in it. Plus they kept bagging on Julia when she declared her hate for icky icky black and her love for espedrilles. Adrien was like legitamately horrified. Loved it.

    Also, "omg@tmiweekly.com"? really? wtf@nomnomnom.com.

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  141. The only good reason to watch TMI Weekly is to watch the impressive number of "eat shit Julia" looks Meghan and Mary can pack into a four minute video clip. Adding Adrien to the pile on just makes it better. Julia is like some mentally disable tourettes sufferer on camera. "ESPADRILLES!!!!" /silence/ /glares/ "WHITE!!!" /more glares/ It's actually pretty amusing to see people reacting to just how horrible Julia is on camera. It's usually a delightful mixture of discomfort, disgust, confusion and pain.

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  142. If you had any doubt as to whether or not Julia's parents were total enablers in their daughter's untreated and serious mental issues:

    Julia's blog today -

    "Your life is like a big art project!
    - my mom, today"

    Is it like the coffee art project?

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  143. Watch the bangles section! Watch the bangles section!

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  144. @4:53

    I immediately wondered what RBNS would make of that quote. What a mess.

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  146. Note to self: Must improve typing. Anyhoo...
    Panty thief:
    It also sounds as if the mother finally found a socially acceptable explanation for her daughter's shenanigans: Oh Julia, she's an artist.
    You hear that a lot from wealthy parents whose offspring has gone rogue.

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  147. Usually kooky artistic offspring have an actual talent - music, art, singing, etc. Julia? Sleeping until noon every day and tweeting. Her parents must be so proud and eager to nurture that "art."

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  148. Julia is SEETHing with hatred towards all Adrien in the girls. She has nothing to offer and fidgeting like crazy. She also takes the oppositional view on everything; see black vs. white discussion.

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  149. They know it's fucked up, I'm pretty sure. It's all about saving face.

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  150. Man! I thought that, but was too timid to write it.

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  151. Have you seen how many times shit, fuck, bitch, cunt and so many others have appeared here? Too fucking funny!

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  152. When you see that "your life is like an a big art project!" quote...you have to wonder if this was said by her mom in the context of "You need to grow up and get it together. Your life is like a big art project! Put down the paste and glitter and get a real job." and all Julia heard was MY LIFE IS LIKE A BIG ART PROJECT!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! tweet tweet tweet.

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  153. OMG!!! Julia Allison's and Chuck Bass' paths might cross at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner:

    * Atlantic Magazine:Ed Westick [sic] (Gossip Girl), Newt GingrichRun, English, RUN!!!

    http://gawker.com/5236415/dc-is-so-excited-for-prom

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  154. That TMI video just called attention to how useless JA is in these videos. It was like trying to tune out the noisy, attention-grabbing spaz at a dinner party, when I only really want to hear what Mary and the spritely new kid had to say (sort of). Same applies to Meghan.

    If Julia were any good, and she's not, but if she were, she'd know when to take a backseat and learn to ask questions. Because if the videos are going to head down this road of actual content, the fact she knows fuck-all about anything really only gives her the option of playing interviewer/facilitator. Unfortunately, her personality doesn't allow for that.

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  155. TMI weekly would have been halfway decent if Julia hadn't been hamming it up on the left hand side of the screen. All she does is turn so her good side is showing, thrust her boobs out, purse her lips and wait for her chance to start braying about herself.
    Oh and yeah, fidget with her boobs/hair.
    Adrien and Mary come across really well when they get the chance to speak.

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  156. Oho JA's pr ride at Valleywag is leaving Valleywag:

    http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/05/01/the-valleywag-out-owen-thomas-leaving-gawker/

    No more free pr at Valleywag for JA...Yay.com!

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  157. Mary and Julia must be thrilled.

    The bangles section IS hilarious! Look at Julia not being able to get a word in edgewise and her passive-aggressive finger to her lips!

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  158. "Julia, your life is like a big art project...by Jeff Koons. Julia, have you ever seen Koons's stuff? Take a look honey, you'll see what I mean."

    --Mom

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  159. Espadrilles are platforms. Black is a wretched color. White in summer is unique. What a wise old giggly tart.

    I can't get over the constant primping of her hair piece layers.

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  160. LOL she completely MEANT espadrilles. "Oh wait, this random comment makes my fashion sense look outdated? Er, I meant platforms! Yeah, platforms like you guys meant!"

    Nothing wrong with espadrilles, I personally think they're cute (not sure I'd wear them) but so funny how she instantly switches gears after the deafening silence and exchanged glances.

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  161. She finally manages to make it about her when Adrien talks about reappropriating women's clothes for himself. Of the TMI episodes I've seen Julia seemed the most bizarre in this one. I'm really starting to see the Baby Jane comparison.

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  162. Gosh black is so terrible.

    - As bad as the black nightgown she wore just the other night to the magazine awards.
    - As bad as the black poof skirt with black spandex dance tights worn underneath.
    - As baaad all the all-black "let me steal some shine" outfit worn to Mary's bday, the best moment to announce she was feeling so sad and upset.

    That's all that stands out. ;) She never has anything to offer these episodes. Funny that when she can pull ideas from the net and other sources when talking about celebs and their lives she has plenty to say, when it comes to doing a little research for off-the-cuff, opinion/conversation discussions, however... blerghhhh.

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  163. RE: espadrilles and black, you'd think with such strong friendships they'd at least nicely say "no, honey" or something to that effect. Those reactions were verrrry telling.

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  164. http://gawker.com/290516/alexandra-spiritualpsychic-counselor-of-staten-island - OLD. But espadrilles and a spiritual psychic, interesting.

    She's done it already.
    http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/sex-dating/26908/psyched

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  165. It looked to me like they had planned ahead to talk about platforms and she messed it up and that was why the silence and glares and correcting her.

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  166. Was the Staten Island trip thing when she took out the car of whoever she'd been dating for a joy ride without permission or is that a separate incident/day? If I had a Merc convertible and anybody touched it, they'd be missing hands.

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  167. "The whole time, Julia treated traffic laws like traffic suggestions or traffic hints. One of the times we missed the turnoff, we made an illegal u-turn, cut across two lanes of traffic, and ended up behind a cop car. "I wonder if the cop saw that?" Julia mused, and then confessed that she'd never gotten a ticket."

    Shocking.

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  168. Staten Island psychic article, it's a treasure trove. I hadn't seen it until now that was back when I hadn't a clue who she was (miss em!).

    "So men are attracted to your feminine looks, but then they're confused by your masculine energy. You're like General Patton: in every situation you need to be in control."

    "When it came to disciplining Julia, though, Alexandra was a bit sterner. "You need to be real. You're just not real," she told her at one point"

    Wise words! LOL

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  169. What's funny is that I didn't read these comments til now, after I posted the TMI Weakly post, and we all sort of had the same impressions of it independently.

    What the fuck is with the sudden "I hate black" attitude? She wears black all the time.

    Christ she's an idiot.

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