Saturday, May 23, 2009

Julia: OMG OMG She's Finally Got a Boyfriend And She's Going To Blow It Already!




Tweet No. 1: Fastest change of clothes for a date EVER. Thank god he chose a place only ten blks from my house.

Tweet No. 2, five hours later: Um ... @MaryRambin? July 18th may have come a little early this year. :) (!!!!!)


I wonder if Harvard Guy will wait until the 11th date? And tolerate it as she Tweets the entire courtship?

15 comments:

  1. And we are to expect more info on the Seaworld trip today, right?

    "Have to catch my flight back to NY now,

    but will tell you all about Sea World tomorrow … I just wanted to upload a few photos in the interim.

    Although it’s thunder storming here, so I hope my flight even leaves. Hmm."

    I'm not holding my breath.

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  2. Whatever happened to the disclosure? Did she ever disclose on her blog?

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  3. She deleted this Tweet a couple of days ago:

    juliaallison: Dear Future JA Bridesmaids: You so realize you'll be wearing huge bright pink gowns, right? Just checking. Five years in advance. xoxo, JA.

    I wonder why?

    Run, Brendan Brogan. RUN!!!!

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  4. I'm happy for Julia. She needs someone and I'm sure if this person is not on life-support, they may actually get the chance to tell her some of the things we point out...in a polite manner, of course.

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  5. I don't know...someone posted an article about him in the Harvard paper a few days ago. Seemed like he was the douche of Harvard; using his alma mater is bang chicks on a lark.

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  6. How does everyone know who thie guy is?

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  7. People pieced it together shortly after she was braying about the Harvard guy and shortly thereafter friended BB of Harvard. Someone needs to learn about privacy settings on Facebook. But then again she doesn't want her personal life to be private. It must be killing her not to Tweet-bray this guy's name, employer and CV.

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  8. Psychic Tweets from the near future (or very recent past):

    juliaallison: @MaryRambin: The 11th date came a little early!!!!! Um, er, oops ;-)

    juliaallison: Does anybody know how long the window of opportunity stays open for Plan B?

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  9. Someone's reading. Suddenly her Facebook page is private. It's worrisome!

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  10. I stand corrected. It seems you can't search on her, but you can get to her page via the Nonsociety page.

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  11. doesn't this sort of go against 'the rules' - you're not exactly playing hard to get

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  12. JA, you sure are uptight (frigid) for someone who dressed up like the condom fairy not so long ago. My diagnosis: Sybil-itis. No charge.

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  13. 11th date?! I thought she made people wait 2-3 months?

    She just reeks of desperation. Everyone knows like all her other "relationships" this one will go NOWHERE.

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  14. Julia's Face is a Ticking TimebombMay 23, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    In Jankle's legalese, every interaction counts as a "date" (including phone conversations) and handjobs/blowjobs do not count as sex.

    No guy on earth would call this bitch up for a second "date" without a guarantee of access to at least one of her glossy anuses (anii?)

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