Julia Allison just wanted to let you know - in case you were wondering - that that is a LILLY PULITZER dress. And yesterday she wore a DVF dress. She claimed people were emailing her and asking about it. Before she posted a picture of herself in it. Julia - your lies smell worse than your fishy Sea World-water-soaked fake hair clip ins.
First of all: I think Julia looks good in that pic. Hair nicely pulled back in a pony tail, not a mullet, no caked on make-up, at-the-knee summer dress. All good.
Also all DESTROYED by being a numbnuts. Please, woman: your stupidity is showing. Are you listening to that guide person at all? No, you're blocking your next photo op.
I do think she looks good here. The dress fits her figure nicely. Wish I were better at spotting Photoshopping, though, and could see what Anon 3:56 sees.
Caked on makeup - check. Look at the wetsuit photos. Like, you are in a WETSUIT. I sure hope your expensive waterproof mascara works when you are swimming with fucking dolphins.
And I have commented here before and stand by my statement: girl has a major chin implant.
Wow, girlfriend does actually look thinner there. Weird. I have to wonder how she magically manages to drop that much weight in so little time and then randomly put it back on again in other photos. I don't have much experience with it, but is Photoshop really THAT good? Or is she actually watching what she eats and sleeping, thus, ridding herself of a lot of excess inflammation? Or maybe she's just purging?
If she is gonna insist on photoshopping her pictures, which I really have no problem with, she should at least be good at it. Half her pictures belong on photoshop disasters.
(Sorry about the above comment. It wasn't a shill. Commenting is hard!)
Look at her right shoulder. Julia Baugher is very obviously reaching behind her back and pinching in her dress to make herself appear smaller. The over the head camera angle and photoshopping take off some lbs as well. With all this photo manipulation, she must look like a whale in real life.
Here is a fun exercise. Go to julia.nonsociety.com. Type in "Marquardt" in the "Find it!". In those posts alone, you learn everything you need to to know why people hate Julia Allison.
1)Being a hanger on, only showing off friends with good titles who provide her with a strategic advantage. 2)"My one pair of manolos! A dress borrowed from French design house Celine!" That sums it all up right there. A borrowed dress and a desperate desire to look rich with the few labels she scraped together (those are ugly shoes, btw). 3)"Oh my friend Kevin Madden from the Capitol Hill days". You were an intern fucking a Congressman. Kevin Madden is a crazy respected GOP press guy. I am sure - SURE - you are not BFF. You were kryptonite. Stop acting like respected people like you or know you. 4)The babies thing really does speak for itself.
Julia's Bad Press: Seriously! That is some really rotten photoshopping! I know she's doing it on the fly but maybe she should consider just posting, you know, words, instead of pics. Commentary. Actual content. This was less than a dozen words and she still fucked up what she was talking about. It was all about what she looks like, not what she's being paid to do.
Yeah, it's easy to slim up a body in Photoshop You can clone stamp or, better, use liquify. It takes two seconds and it's very, very easy, used mostly to take in the waist, slim legs and arms, slim down a face. There are plenty of how-to YouTube videos.
She should have been able to get that sloth's name right: a sloth is what she is and like should recognize like.
I feel like I'm watching a free-fall, too-late-to-pull-out, crash-and-burn here. How on earth is she going to spin this when she's back in the comfort of her pink palace? Will the slanket be comfort enough to mitigate and deny this mess? Will the Julia Baugher Allison character be able to sniff and blow off any and all questions about this disaster?
I have total faith in Our Lady. She WILL pooh-pooh all this criticism with lese majeste and raised (poorly plucked) eyebrow scorn to us all.
Or, more likely, she'll ignore it until it never happened.
Julia Suxa, I've said that here before, too. Julia has definitely had a chin implant. If you look at the photos of her from college, she has no chin whatsoever. She definitely had a chin implant.
Why is she so ignorant? How can one person be SO IGNORANT??? Did I mention she's ignorant? Slowly turning into exasperated slanket here. At least pretend you try, woman! Argh!
Re: Julia's Old Chin Wow. I really didn't believe it before but I guess it's true! I don't understand where that girl's head is! She looked perfectly fine before with her old face. Is she really that impressionable that one discount doctor can talk her into completely ruining her face? It's also amazing how pretty she looked in the ball gown photos. Now? Yeesh. I'd almost feel bad for her if she wasn't so snobby, manipulative and deluded. If she treated people with one iota of dignity then I'd feel sorry, maybe even shoot her an email trying to help her. But after all this, I say let the bitch burn! She'll never change.
Btw that photo of her in the black dress and the birth control packet girl is fairly recent, from last year I think, when she was at NYU for something - don't ask why I know this but, if the chin implant rumors were true, that would be in the "new chin" section, correct? I can't tell with the chin thing. Obviously her nose has been done and her face looks totally different but, I think it's just the nose + botox.
Did she get a whole new wardrobe just to match those shiteous yellow cryptkeeper claws? This is probably what she meant by shifting a paradigm. No wonder this bitch can't sleep at night. She's too busy planning out the styling for the daily "candid" photo shoot that her life has become.
She is so fucking stupid.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think she would know a little more about sloths.
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison just wanted to let you know - in case you were wondering - that that is a LILLY PULITZER dress. And yesterday she wore a DVF dress. She claimed people were emailing her and asking about it. Before she posted a picture of herself in it. Julia - your lies smell worse than your fishy Sea World-water-soaked fake hair clip ins.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteTony Two-Nail!! Isn't he a Sopranos character?
This was posted in the last thread:
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She photoshopped the picture with the sloth.
You can tell that her hips and arms have been clone stamped on the left. She actually cloned some of her hair out, if you look closely.
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Funny how people always ask her the brand of her brand name clothing... but never the brand of her cheap plastic shoes.
ReplyDeleteEven the sloth wasn't allowed to be on her good side.
ReplyDeleteis that a HairDo by jessica simpson, julia?
ReplyDeleteHow come we never see her post "These are wal-mart flip flops!"
ReplyDeleteFirst of all: I think Julia looks good in that pic. Hair nicely pulled back in a pony tail, not a mullet, no caked on make-up, at-the-knee summer dress. All good.
ReplyDeleteAlso all DESTROYED by being a numbnuts. Please, woman: your stupidity is showing. Are you listening to that guide person at all? No, you're blocking your next photo op.
Ooops! Dress well above the knee, actually! Props to Julia that her legs were not the first thing I noticed.
ReplyDeleteI do think she looks good here. The dress fits her figure nicely. Wish I were better at spotting Photoshopping, though, and could see what Anon 3:56 sees.
ReplyDeleteCaked on makeup - check. Look at the wetsuit photos. Like, you are in a WETSUIT. I sure hope your expensive waterproof mascara works when you are swimming with fucking dolphins.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have commented here before and stand by my statement: girl has a major chin implant.
OH! That's how naive I am: I didn't even look for the photoshop tells.
ReplyDeleteYep, there they are. Her right side looks like she's standing in front of a blue screen in this picture.
Look at the pic she posted at 3:05 today. Total chin implant.
ReplyDeleteJulia's Bad Press
ReplyDeleteWow, girlfriend does actually look thinner there. Weird. I have to wonder how she magically manages to drop that much weight in so little time and then randomly put it back on again in other photos. I don't have much experience with it, but is Photoshop really THAT good? Or is she actually watching what she eats and sleeping, thus, ridding herself of a lot of excess inflammation? Or maybe she's just purging?
ReplyDeleteIf she is gonna insist on photoshopping her pictures, which I really have no problem with, she should at least be good at it. Half her pictures belong on photoshop disasters.
ReplyDelete(Sorry about the above comment. It wasn't a shill. Commenting is hard!)
Look at her right shoulder. Julia Baugher is very obviously reaching behind her back and pinching in her dress to make herself appear smaller. The over the head camera angle and photoshopping take off some lbs as well. With all this photo manipulation, she must look like a whale in real life.
ReplyDeleteHere is a fun exercise. Go to julia.nonsociety.com. Type in "Marquardt" in the "Find it!". In those posts alone, you learn everything you need to to know why people hate Julia Allison.
ReplyDelete1)Being a hanger on, only showing off friends with good titles who provide her with a strategic advantage.
2)"My one pair of manolos! A dress borrowed from French design house Celine!" That sums it all up right there. A borrowed dress and a desperate desire to look rich with the few labels she scraped together (those are ugly shoes, btw).
3)"Oh my friend Kevin Madden from the Capitol Hill days". You were an intern fucking a Congressman. Kevin Madden is a crazy respected GOP press guy. I am sure - SURE - you are not BFF. You were kryptonite. Stop acting like respected people like you or know you.
4)The babies thing really does speak for itself.
And the list goes on.
Oh my God, @4:13, you're right. The poor woman. She is really messed up about her body.
ReplyDeleteJulia's Bad Press: Seriously! That is some really rotten photoshopping! I know she's doing it on the fly but maybe she should consider just posting, you know, words, instead of pics. Commentary. Actual content. This was less than a dozen words and she still fucked up what she was talking about. It was all about what she looks like, not what she's being paid to do.
ReplyDeleteJBP: You are doing the lord's work. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteWe now know why lifecasting takes 200 percent more time than normal activities take, because she's in a photoshopping frenzy.
ReplyDelete@Bray for Pay 4:04PM -
ReplyDeleteIf you click on the photo and increase the size (hit 'ctrl +') you can see the evidence of photoshop.
Look along the left side of the dress. There is an odd shadow that shouldn't be there. She did the same thing with one of the photos from the WHCD.
Also, look at the top of her soulder on the left. Where did her hair go?
And Jankles? The yellow nails make you look like a ten-nail sloth.
She cloned stamped the entire left side of her hip/upper thigh- this is easy to do because of the gray wall behind her.
ReplyDeleteShe cloned stamped her arm as well. I think she cloned some of her shoulder- because her hair in that area seems to disappear a little.
Yeah, it's easy to slim up a body in Photoshop You can clone stamp or, better, use liquify. It takes two seconds and it's very, very easy, used mostly to take in the waist, slim legs and arms, slim down a face. There are plenty of how-to YouTube videos.
ReplyDeleteso i wonder if Photoshop Phoolia is going to the webutante ball?
ReplyDeleteShe should have been able to get that sloth's name right: a sloth is what she is and like should recognize like.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I'm watching a free-fall, too-late-to-pull-out, crash-and-burn here. How on earth is she going to spin this when she's back in the comfort of her pink palace? Will the slanket be comfort enough to mitigate and deny this mess? Will the Julia Baugher Allison character be able to sniff and blow off any and all questions about this disaster?
I have total faith in Our Lady. She WILL pooh-pooh all this criticism with lese majeste and raised (poorly plucked) eyebrow scorn to us all.
Or, more likely, she'll ignore it until it never happened.
Julia Suxa, I've said that here before, too. Julia has definitely had a chin implant. If you look at the photos of her from college, she has no chin whatsoever. She definitely had a chin implant.
ReplyDeletejulia's shill-erific seaworld adventure
ReplyDeleteWhy is she so ignorant? How can one person be SO IGNORANT??? Did I mention she's ignorant? Slowly turning into exasperated slanket here. At least pretend you try, woman! Argh!
ReplyDeleteholy shit that IS photoshopped. too funny.
ReplyDeleteHI Y'ALL.
ReplyDeletei've been living in the garbage dump since getting through out of dr. bobby's office. BUT I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK [if only in photos]:
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/53068533-0-26-georgetown-2
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/51918110-0-28-georgetown-2
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/27996137-0-42-georgetown-3
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/26679836-0-44-georgetown-3
and here's my replacement. her name is Mary, like Marionette:
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/25116622-0-47-georgetown-4
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/111614491-0-4
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/111566911-0-6
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/111566805-0-8
omg, i ought to proofread before hitting post, but i'm A CHIN, so what do you expect?
ReplyDeleteWow, Ms. Chin, this one --
ReplyDeletehttp://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/26679836-0-44-georgetown-3
-- does an excellent job of showing off my skills, too.
Stupid Human complains about POlar Bear being in small cage.
ReplyDeleteSrupid Human put sdog in small studio apartment cage.
Not one ounce of introspection or awareness..
JA product of trust fun education brought to you by the GOP.
Re: Julia's Old Chin
ReplyDeleteWow. I really didn't believe it before but I guess it's true! I don't understand where that girl's head is! She looked perfectly fine before with her old face. Is she really that impressionable that one discount doctor can talk her into completely ruining her face? It's also amazing how pretty she looked in the ball gown photos. Now? Yeesh. I'd almost feel bad for her if she wasn't so snobby, manipulative and deluded. If she treated people with one iota of dignity then I'd feel sorry, maybe even shoot her an email trying to help her. But after all this, I say let the bitch burn! She'll never change.
i did the research; now one of you do the rest of the work. put that shit in a tinypic montage before she takes it all down! <3
ReplyDeleteThe georgetown pics are pre nose job too, no? Her face looks completely different. Pretty, in fact.
ReplyDeleteActually, the pic of her in the black Kelly Martin outfits looks like the new nose. She must have gotten the nose between Indiana U and Georgetown.
ReplyDeleteA bit crap. I call it chin on chin.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinypic.com/r/23jlw8x/5
I appreciate the hard work done here, but I am not entirely convinced. Certainly it looks fuller, but could that be because of weight gain?
ReplyDeleteIf her parents financed a nose job, a tit job, chin implants and veneers than holy shit, they are more fucked up than she is.
ReplyDeleteI dont think she photoshopped anything! I think she is a small person eh...
ReplyDeleteYo, the commenter outing shizzle is harshing everything
ReplyDeleteGawker has yet another article on Julia Allison.
ReplyDeleteDon't encourage them - RESIST THE URGE TO CLICK ON IT.
I'm boycotting all Gawker links on Jowlia. It only enourages her.
Btw that photo of her in the black dress and the birth control packet girl is fairly recent, from last year I think, when she was at NYU for something - don't ask why I know this but, if the chin implant rumors were true, that would be in the "new chin" section, correct? I can't tell with the chin thing. Obviously her nose has been done and her face looks totally different but, I think it's just the nose + botox.
ReplyDeleteDid she get a whole new wardrobe just to match those shiteous yellow cryptkeeper claws? This is probably what she meant by shifting a paradigm. No wonder this bitch can't sleep at night. She's too busy planning out the styling for the daily "candid" photo shoot that her life has become.
ReplyDeleteWhy are people linking to her site, I thought the purpose of this site was to keep people from going to her site
ReplyDelete4:52 AM
ReplyDeleteNo wonder this bitch can't sleep at night.
HA
People can link to her site if they want. It's up to you to decide. Don't be a asshole.
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