Here's a picture of Jackles, taken last night by frenemy Rachel Sklar, as she literally kisses up to the editorial director of Playboy magazine, Chris Napolitano. Fitting. I hope she gave him a 8X10 glossy of her decked out in that super-classy Easter outfit. Hopefully a delightful Playboy pictorial could be forthcoming involving a church altar, a braying donkey and a plate full of cupcakes.
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I'm confused why she was at the awards... what magazine does she work for? Oh, right, none.
ReplyDeleteNobody spoke highly of Miss Julia Allison last night. She might get in but she's the running joke.
ReplyDeletePlayboy editorial director - Julia's truly hit the bottom.
Gawd, again blowing a kiss to her imaginary fans.
ReplyDeleteI like the Easter outfit pictorial idea. Or maybe faded hotness in a Slanket, you know, the aging actress career-rejuvenation routine.
Is not Playboy HQ at Chicago still ?
ReplyDeleteI think she is Chicago job hunting..
look at that EXTRA-MEATY arm!
ReplyDeletedon't worry, Jankles, I'm sure playboy can photoshop that out.
Gawd, it's the Davos piano bar redux.
ReplyDeleteThis blowing a kiss meme is the Where's Waldo of the modern internet fameball.
ReplyDeleteI like how absolutely indifferent the guy looks while she pulls her litlle kissy face routine. He's the embodied "Yeah, whatever".
ReplyDeleteFor those that don't know, Julia was offered a Playboy spread while in her senior year at Georgetown. She turned it down in her fauxny feminist way. Might have been the biggest check she'd ever get for her brand of doing nothing. Possibly a bad decision. We all know, just like most of us, she's not going to be posing for Playboy now.
ReplyDeleteLMAO perhaps she's hoping that by kissing to the editorial director she'll get one of those lengthy articles and more Maxim-type non-nude spreads that are reserved for HUGE stars. IF she were to get an offer today (not a chance, like you said TJ) she'd have to be nude, just like when she was in Georgetown. Kinda like when Kim Kardashian swore she'd be able to get away with a mostly-covered pictorial and article, but ended up naked save for a few accessories - and she's a more legit "celeb" than Jules could ever hope to be!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why she was offered a Playboy spread in the first place. She almost had a deal to develop her columns into a TV series and it never happened. Back then she was pretty, but definitely not bombshell-worthy hot. It will never cease to amaze me how this nobody has managed to claw her way to "Internet fame" based on what? Kissy face/Blue steel photos? A freelance writer gig? Headbands? I don't get it! She should've just gone the normal route and decided to go to J-school to become a REAL talking head and left it that. They'd probably slot her show at 2 am on some cable news outlet that nobody watches and she would've been pacified. Thus sparing us all from this inane drivel.
ReplyDeleteThat would require work, skye! Many of her lost opportunities have happened because she's just too lazy and thinks herself above rules. As for Playboy, I don't know that I believe that, but maybe it wasn't Playboy Magazine as we know it, but an offer for some college coed offshoot issue, for which they typically cast amateurs. Not to mention she loves to talk about how naive she was in college. Could just have easily been a frat boy misrepresenting a connection to the mag to get her to sleep with him, she turned it down and turned it into a bragging right even if it wasn't legit. Who knows - I just don't see her as PB material either.
ReplyDeleteI would suggest that she kiss up to someone dumber. Chris Napolitano is a nice guy, very sharp and besides, is being replaced by Jimmy Jellinek as the Playboy editorial office in New York closes and is once again headquartered in Chicago.
ReplyDelete@11:03 The Playboy offer was mentioned in several articles around the time Jules started working for TONY and Star (when she was an IT girl, albeit VERY brief) and like Sky504 mentions, it coincided with the offer to work with her on developing some of her columns into a TV format. Now, these were just offers, so even if she said, yes, they might have never come to fruition but they were offers made. Having said that, she'll never see offers like that again.
ReplyDeleteShe did do the underwear shoot for Gawker. I would not put it past her in her dying days of "fame" to pose for Playboy in order to appear relevant.
ReplyDeleteShe no longer has the hot body she had when she did the Gawker undies photoshoot.
ReplyDeleteSee, I've always thought that Julia was attractive in a "Playboy sort of way" -- not the same sort of pretty that Mary and Meghan are. It's sad that she would undoubtedly go for it now if Playboy were to make the offer a second time. There's a part of me that thinks that's all she cares about anyway, being the object of lust, and the only option she has to do that is in a print/pictorial format so no one will hear what she sounds like.
ReplyDeleteAsked a friend at Playboy who has been there forever, said he doubts it and said based on what I sent he definitely doubts it.
ReplyDeleteRemember folks, Julia lies ALOT
It's true that Julia is a pathological liar when it comes to blabbing about all of her "offers". I've known her for years and have heard countless variations along the Playboy and options for movie theme -- they're never actually offers. More like she met someone at a party who said, "You should pose for Playboy. My friend works at the magazine and I'll email him."
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ReplyDeleteI have no issue buying what you're saying. Their are countless examples of similar lies. I'm sure it came up in conversation (posing), maybe even just late night with girl friends in a "what-if?" type convo, and she decided to add it to her bio.